i may be a bug

A world where everyone can laugh is good enough.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

"Is that how you feel?"

Tobima sat with me on the trunk of a big tree, and there was no one around us.The forest is lush and lush, similar to the surrounding area of ​​Senju Senju Mori's previous clan.

Tobima chose this place on purpose.

He hoped that this similar environment could bring me a sense of security. He always felt that I was wronged when they were not around, and I didn't feel safe.

This thinking is not without reason.

Who would believe that a younger brother who has been spoiled for more than ten years will have a sufficient sense of security when he comes to an unfamiliar environment and lives a life that requires vigilance as soon as he opens his eyes?

Moreover, this younger brother still needs to accept the fact that he changed his name and became a girl, and he also needs to accept the joking Uchiha surname he got by chance.

I really believe that I can overcome these gaps, it just takes time.But there is one thing I may not get used to for a long time.

Neither he nor Zhujian were there.

So after Hashirama found out that I didn't reveal that I was Itama's will, he kept his mouth shut about his great-granddaughter.

"Brother is afraid that he will not pay attention to talking about bald mouth, and he always thinks about his great-granddaughter in his dreams."

"You think you can hide it from us."

"Is that how you feel?"

He said: "Deceive yourself."

The brothers who have been together for more than ten years are so familiar that they couldn't be more familiar. At first, they didn't dare to think about it, because the ninja said that reincarnation was too ridiculous, so they hypnotized themselves and said that they were great-granddaughters.

But after getting along for a few days, seeing those familiar habits of wanting to pick up and teach, the thick lines of Hashirama can draw the conclusion "this is Itama" very straightforwardly.

I didn't speak until I had said a lot about the needlessness of this disguise.

I asked him: "From a younger brother to a younger sister, do you accept it quickly?"

"You still have the face to say that you have to choose a better body for reincarnation, at least the sex must be right."

"Maybe because this body is cultivated from interstitial cells, I still want to be a thousand hands."

There was no speaking for a long time.

I also wait.

This topic is really a bit heavy, and it may be for this reason that it was not Hashirama who came to pierce the window paper, but Higama.The room is relatively calm.

The silly brother squatted at the door and laughed hahaha when he went out: "Feijian, please. I am afraid that I will hear some bad news from my great-granddaughter, and I can't help but ruin my great-granddaughter's life." blood."

It's not that Hashirama who said scary things with a hearty smile has never done it before, and Tobuma wouldn't be shocked by the content of his words to curse people, but said: "Understood, big brother."

"Then I'm counting on you, Tobuma."

Hashirama said it again.

It now appears that he was right, the news will indeed make people angry.It is also plausible that an easy-going idiot would lose control and destroy the entire forest.

"Is there no one left in Qianshou?"

I heard Tobima's tone was still calm, but his fingernails had dug into the bark.When I noticed him, he pulled out his hand, "Why, you think the second brother can't stand it?"

I took his hand and held it.

I said, "I'm afraid, after all, Qianshou may be gone."

He wanted to laugh to appease me, but in the end he just shook the muscles on his cheeks, failed to laugh, and could only rub my head.

This time his voice took a long time to come: "It's all right. We're dead."

"And Uchiha's side should be just as miserable."

"Ah."

"fine."

I also hope he's okay.

When I found this out from Konoha's history, I couldn't believe it. In just a few years, there are only two or three kittens left by Senju and Uchiha.

Maybe there is still no pot of peace in the world.

I didn't talk too much about Konoha that day, and Tomona wanted to avoid talking about it. He talked about their lives during the years I was away.He said that Uchiha does not have a good person, especially Uchiha Madara, who is deeply scheming and difficult to get along with.

Konoha was inevitably brought up.

After all, the best case to prove that Uchiha Madara is sinister, cunning, and double-faced three knives happened after Konoha was established. Even if he said it without any bias, it could make Uchiha Madara's impression drop in my heart.

Toma doesn't like Uchiha Madara.

To be more precise, he doesn't like any Uchiha who intends to abduct Itama. When this Uchiha is Uchiha Madara, the target is even more obvious.

But if I insist on liking him, he will probably grit his teeth and stare at Madara Uchiha, then turn his face and wish us a happy relationship for a hundred years.

The question is, why does he think it's me and Uchiha Madara instead of me and Sharingan.I remember that the time I actually met with Uchiha Madara was pitifully small, and I only met once because of the relationship between the pillars.

Because the number of meetings is really very few, the time can be measured in minutes, and the possibility of Uchiha Madara falling in love with Senshou at first sight is too low.At that time, I was not as strong as I am now, and I was not a woman. In his eyes, it was still difficult. Let me complete the difficult task of love at first sight, let's talk about world peace.

After I said a bunch of Uchiha Madara is not a good person, I probably know what's going on.It's nothing, but the god Uchiha Madara is very strong, and he is strong because he still remembers that he has a girlfriend in the question of raising heights.

I still remember that his girlfriend was Senju Itama of the Senju family, a woman who died in the battle between Senju and Uchiha.As for whether he has the memory of the second high-level question, I dare not think about it.

He was the ruthless person who asked the Hashirama Senshou's family if he had a younger sister.At that time, Konoha had just been established, and the relationship between Hashirama and Uchiha Madara was good. Hearing him ask this, Hashirama thought that he had fallen in love with a girl from the Senju family, and the relationship between Uchiha and Senju would be one step closer. Happy It's about to set off firecrackers.

He dragged the Uchiha patriarch, who could scare children into tears, and talked about the conditions of the Uchiha patriarch for a whole afternoon, and then guessed who Tianqi had taken a fancy to according to the conditions.

"Long black hair."

According to this condition, Zhujian checked, there are quite a lot of girls in the clan with black hair, it is too broad to find.

"black eyes."

The range is a bit smaller.

"I like sweets."

"spot."

Zhu Jianyu said earnestly, "You can't be so shy, you have to speak clearly, otherwise I won't find the person you're looking for."

Uchiha Madara may look at him like he is looking at a fool. "What should I say, she has a very touching smile, or she likes to act like a baby."

"Just say that she looks good, like big eyes, dimples, or a mole somewhere, isn't it easy to say."

Uchiha Madara: "She has big eyes, no dimples, and no moles on her face."

Hashirama: "Madara, you can't do this, you need to take the initiative, not what I say and you answer. You have to let me know what she looks like."

"Don't you have a younger sister?"

"Of course not in my house."

"Then why should I say that?"

Hashirama's expression gradually became serious: "Madara, I have always regarded you as a friend."

The atmosphere was very heavy for a while.

Uchiha Madara said: "She said she called Banma."

After Hashirama went back, he hammered a big hole with his head and came out. When Feima looked at him with a look of disgust, he raised his head with tears in his eyes: "Feijian, I just found out today that Banma is actually a girl." !"

"It turns out that he is a girl!"

Tobuma felt that elder brother was not stupid anymore, simple stupidity would not be like this, he just had no brains.

"Brother, did you go to see Uchiha Madara again today?"

He burst into tears: "Yeah."

"No wonder I suddenly lost my mind."

After lying together with Banjian for so many years, he was still deceived by the fact that Banjian was a girl.Except Uchiha Madara, who can make the eldest brother go out without thinking.

But his calmness and rationality couldn't save his brainless brother at all. Hashirama was crying there, and after listening to Toikama for a long time, he thought he was sad, but he said:

"It's so sweet, Madara is still in the back panel."

There is a lot of doubt in Tobima, the kind that can't be expressed with three question marks.

After Churama ate the candy from Tianqi and Banjian, his symptoms were probably addicted to CP. It’s not counted if he craved it by himself, but he also asked Amway Amway how easy CP is to crave.While weeping for the beautiful love of the CP that I am a fan of, while violently telling the younger brother of Uchiha Madara, the black fan leader, to express their beautiful love, it is really hard not to be locked in a small black room by the black fan leader to approve documents for three days I'm sorry for the image of the devil in Tomona's heart.

This is the consequence of Amway finding the wrong person.

But Hashirama doesn't know his misery in the future, and he is still going to the CP of Anli Ban and Itama.The black fan clenched his fists, stabilized his expression, and let Hashirama experience what it means "The CP I knocked on was not only dismantled, but also so cold that the Arctic Circle searched everywhere and couldn't find it" The misery of "Tonghaoheliang" comes with a large gift package of documents and a three-day dark room.

I now know how hard Hashirama was hit at that time by listening to every word from Tobima.

Hashirama said Madara would carry me.

He said it was impossible, and Itama's body would not allow it.

Hashirama said that Madara would watch fireflies with me in Nangachuan.

He said it was wrong, Banjian would catch a cold and have a fever when he went to Nangachuan, and he caught the fireflies every summer and put them in glass bottles for me to see.

Hashirama said that Madara would set off fireworks for me with fire.

Feijian pouted, it was a miracle that Nan Hechuan was not evaporated dry.

In short, what Hashirama said, Toikama could find three thousand reasons to refute him.

Hashirama: "...Tokaima, Madara knows some unknown habits of Itama."

Togama: "Brother, the habits you all know are not unknown. Also, this can only show that Banma has been observed by Uchiha Madara for a long time with ill intentions. Maybe this is why Uchiha was able to kill Banma. "

"Brother, don't believe Uchiha's lies."

No matter how you say it, my death at that time was already an established fact, and there was no way to change it.Just like them now, although souls have been reincarnated from the dirt, they belong to the past, and they and I both know it clearly.

So at that time, Hashirama did not continue talking.

Death is the cleanest way to end everything.

Tobuma doesn't believe that I will have any stories with Uchiha Madara. Although I hope for peace, my emotional position towards Uchiha is at best neutral.

Hashirama and Uchiha Madara can make friends because of coincidence and equal strength, neither of them can easily kill each other.I fell in love with Uchiha Madara——

"He killed you and then came to remember me, I still believe a little bit."

If the love story between Uchiha Madara and me was staged in reality, what Togama said would be the true ending of the story.Ninjas in a state of hostility love each other, and the stronger one kills the weaker one.Those who died would not worry about the difficult choice between their family and their lover. Those who survived bear the fact that their lover was killed by themselves, and let time grow a scar in their hearts.

It's even worse if it's fake.

The dead have nothing left.

But it was in a dream.

So Uchiha Madara and I can get along peacefully in our dreams.

During the truce between Uchiha and Senshou, we met, and the clan emblems on our bodies had already stated our positions. Across the Nanga River, we were like two beasts who were alert to each other crossing the boundary, ready to bite the opponent at any time throat.

So he would tell me in the second elevation question, the most gentle sentence between him and his girlfriend is to try to live on.We have done very mild things, but we seldom say mild words, because those words often serve no other purpose than reminding us of our hostile positions.

By the time I could lean on his back, a man with an extremely sensitive back just tensed his muscles.

I laughed muffledly behind his back: "It's up to you."

It was he who told me to lean on his back, and it was he who felt like my hair was going to explode and was still enduring it.His voice there was forced out of embarrassment: "You shut up."

Like a cat who forced himself to be masturbated.

Later, when I stood behind him and leaned against his back before he could react, he turned around and was stunned for a while, and the Sharingan opened and stared at my throat.

"You can kill me."

"You can stare at my throat too."

Two people who were full of minefields at the beginning, and beasts that threatened each other when they got closer, finally turned into lovers who lick each other and play together. The progress can be said to be miraculous.

Even the parties involved don't know how it became like this.

Uchiha Madara once asked very straightforwardly: "How did we fall in love?"

My response was also very straightforward, pulling out Kunai from the leggings: "How about a fight?"

Because both parties are too upright, this has become an unsolved mystery. Every time we raise it, we will start to gesture with Kunai tacit understanding.Later, because it was too costly, Uchiha Madara proposed to be in vain.

He didn't beat me.

Later on, things were decided by chance, and I usually had to listen to him if I won. "Fireworks in the Fire" and "Watching fireflies in summer" were basically decided based on this.

I was the one who lost the fire escape.

Uchiha Madara looked at my water drift halfway down the river, and his water drift went straight to the other side of the Nanga River, with an indescribable expression: "This time..."

"I lost, you set off fireworks."

He said that if I win, he will use the fire escape for me once, and if I lose, I will decide what the fire escape will do.He came to my door, how could I let it go, I am someone who can lose if I want to lose.

We didn't see each other for a long time, separated by Senju's battle with Uchiha.I know he's not going to die, he doesn't know if I'll make it through.

He couldn't get rid of the bloody smell in a short time, and I also smelled bloody.At this time, we won't get close to each other. We'll find a place to sit across Nan He Chuan, and we won't talk.We all have the blood of our own clansmen on our bodies, and we are also very clear-headed. That bit of love is not enough to extinguish the hatred.At this time, there is no other possibility to see the opponent except for a fight.

When I left, he said in a low voice on the other side of the dark, "It's not fair."

Where is the injustice?

If I kill him and cause serious injuries to him, I win. Even if it costs my life, if he kills me, even if he kills me, he won't win.I am Senju Itama, I am dead, and there are Hashirama and Tobima, which will definitely have an impact on Senju's battle situation, but it will not let Senju's side collapse.

He is different.

If he kills me, he will definitely be injured. If he is injured, it will be difficult to deal with Hashirama. The Uchiha patriarch may die on the battlefield.It is light for Uchiha to collapse half.

As much as his role on the old battlefield was, the blow to Uchiha was as great.

"There will be no result between Senju and Uchiha."

When we could speak again, he was sitting on the opposite bank with a pinch of fire in front of him, which quickly died out.

"I can only go so far."

Those pinches of flames were what he could call fireworks after his hard work. They were too small, but their colors changed a lot.

"very good already."

The firefly in summer is a little better, I gave it to him, the day before the war.The little glowing bugs gushing out of the glass bottle are the product of my chakra. When the spring is coming to an end, the fireflies don’t appear densely, but the war between Senju and Uchiha is about to begin.

The time to see fireflies in summer is by no means now. It may not be possible until the war between Senju and Uchiha has stopped for a long time.So this promise was never fulfilled.

When I held a glass bottle and released the glowing bugs, we were still separated by Nanhechuan.

"Look at the fireflies."

"Calculate."

When the bugs finally dispersed and the light source was lost, I looked at Minami Gagawa. Because there was no Sharingan, it was a bit difficult to see Madara Uchiha’s expression clearly through the darkness, so I looked at Minami Gagawa instead.

He said on the other side: "I want to hug you."

"I have detonators all over me."

"Me too."

That's not hugging, it's murder.

"Then next time, next time I will show you the fireworks."

"Where?"

"Where do you want to go?"

"it is good."

I shouldn't have said the phrase "try to live on" at the end.

Although there are many things, those are just very real dreams in essence. I may not be able to recall them if I don’t mention them.

"Itama, what do you want to do now?"

"Before researching the secret of the eternal kaleidoscope, try to make this world suitable for us to live in."

"I thought you would talk about world peace."

"It was too big. I felt that I couldn't do it, so I changed it to a smaller one. But for world peace, there will always be someone who can do it."

"My brother and I will help you."

"Of course I know you will help me."

The reason why I can't do that is because I don't have much time.