i may be a bug

I am afraid that there will be no money, I am afraid that there will be no results, and I am even more afraid of Dashewan's sudden concern.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

I was too successful undercover in the Akatsuki organization.

When my body goes to the snake cave, the old rule is to wait for me at the agreed place.There was no change this time, the Kopei candies he stuffed into my mouth were bought from the same store.

He suppressed a smile: "Daughter of the sky?"

I stared back: "The Yinnin Village who loves to grow vegetables?"

If we really want to hurt each other, I can be [-]/[-] with anyone.At the end of the round, I could only smile and rub my hair, "Thank you, Oshemaru-sama said you did a good job."

When I signed the contract, I accidentally discovered that the employees who I threw into the Akatsuki organization to make money lived like fish in water, and even set up a heavenly human education, allowing the Akatsuki organization to indirectly rule the country of Sichuan.For this business ability, it is not too much to say "doing well".

Dou Huan said mysteriously, "Master Oshemaru has prepared a surprise for you."

The surprise is that I saw Aunt Snake after a long absence.

After entering the stronghold, I found that Orochimaru was wearing women's clothing and became Aunt Snake. I was stunned for a long time, and when I realized it, Fei Leishen was already hanging on her body.

I grabbed the clothes on her chest, heartbroken: "Teacher, pay attention, you are a woman now, you will be taken advantage of by others!"

When I was picked up by Aunt Snake, Aunt Snake returned this sentence to me.

"You are a girl, you should also be careful not to take advantage of others."

I couldn't control my hands pulling on her clothes, she was annoyed, so she went to my room to find my clothes and changed them.From a large V-neck to a small V-neck.After changing, she asked me kindly: "Are you dissatisfied with the uniform of Snake Cave?"

"No skirts."

I said, "I want to see Uchiha in a little skirt."

Coughing violently aside.

But Aunt Snake dotes on me more than Orochimaru, "That's Jun Malu wearing a small skirt for a day today so I'll show you."

"Don't the teacher wear it?"

When Uchiha Sasuke came back from the newly built training ground, he felt that his mentality was very calm, but when he saw the four people in front of him, he still felt dark in front of his eyes.

He was a little difficult: "What are you doing?"

"Train the ninja to have a peaceful mind no matter what the situation."

Sitting on the steps, he spoke calmly.

"Very thoughtful."

"So you have to come too, this is one of the training methods for the strong."

The number of people sitting on the steps became five.

Uchiha Sasuke has already experienced the aftereffects of overuse of the kaleidoscope, and the road in front of him is blurred.When he couldn't beat Aunt Snake, Junmalu and Dou's three-party suppression, the ending was already clear. The reason why he felt vague was because he was crying in his heart, not because he used the kaleidoscope in the battle.

I feel touched.

After all, we want to make him stronger, but we create mental pressure on him and exercise his mind all the time.When he gets over it, he won't be blinded by hatred, and the first thing he should do is cut us off with a blank face.

After the dirty soil reincarnated trio came out of the vegetable field, the vegetable melon in Hashirama's hand dropped.

"Madara, I have fallen into an illusion, right? My great-granddaughter is actually wearing a small skirt??!!"

Feijian: "...Brother, she is not the only one wearing a small skirt."

"My great-granddaughter is so beautiful in a small skirt, she really deserves to be the great-granddaughter of Itama and Uchiha!"

Five little skirts, three males, one transgender, and only one female.In Hashirama's eyes, he selectively ignored the other four, and only saw the little girl in the skirt.

The other four were just pillars on the battlefield, serving no other purpose than obstructing his sight.

It's been a nightmare day.

But only Uchiha Sasuke.

Jun Malu can cook in a small skirt, just like usual.The face is much thicker than Sasuke Uchiha, and it doesn't hurt to him.Aunt Snake doesn't care.I was originally a woman.

For ninjas, pretending to be the opposite sex is not uncommon, Uchiha Sasuke just has little experience.I didn't see that I used my male identity to deceive innocent girls when I was on a mission, and there was no way for his ancestors to relive the story of pretending to be an oiran.

Except for those who have seen the big scene, Hashirama's performance in a rare scene like I was wearing a small skirt was a little bit, and the performance of the other two can be called calm.

Uchiha Madara commented on Uchiha Sasuke: "Not bad."

This can only be said to be the encouragement of the ancestors to the younger generations.Uchiha Sasuke is now wearing a small skirt, his whole body is stiff, unnatural, and his complexion is dull.Anyone who is not blind knows that he has a problem.

On the contrary, looking at the other two, even if they were messed up by me, their breathing is still stable, and there is no feeling of panic.Except that the muscle lines are too clear, there are no other problems.

The little skirt I chose this time is too close-fitting, it should be wider next time.

And one more thing.

For a ninja like me who can calmly kill people even wearing twelve singles and stepping on the 20-30cm high clogs "three 歯下駄", Sasuke Uchiha, whose combat effectiveness is discounted in a simple skirt, is still Didn't practice well.

"Should I change it into a cheongsam? Cheongsam is less difficult to learn than a small skirt."

In order not to become a cheongsam assistant, our Uchiha Sasuke learned to take small steps, struggling to survive under the constraints of a small skirt on his legs.

When I was in the Snake Cave, Uchiha Sasuke’s daily life could be described as dire, and I could always think of a thousand ways to torment him.Therefore, I will definitely tell him good news.

"I came back this time on Payne's order. I'm talking about cooperation with Snake Cave."

Because the incumbent lacks the necessary human emotions, he will pay attention to interests when discussing cooperation, and will not be shaken by anyone. He is also very sensitive about money, and any pitfalls can be stepped down.

Taking everything into consideration, I became the best candidate to discuss the details of cooperation with Snake Cave on behalf of the Xiao organization.

Payne and Orochimaru reached a cooperation strategy, and determined the friendly and cooperative relationship between Snake Cave and Xiao Organization for a period of time in the future. How to cooperate specifically and from which aspect to cooperate is something they discussed.I came here to argue with the people in Snake Cave in the general direction of cooperation, and to lower the prices of vegetables and fruits.

I said: "There is also a psychic beast, Ah Fei, who came with me, but a few days ago because of religious issues, he was needed as a man of heaven, so he arrived late."

When the psychic beast A Fei arrived at Yinnin Village, I had already changed into the fire cloud robe organized by Akatsuki and drank tea among a group of Yinnin.

Uchiha Sasuke is using Sharingan to try to make a hole in my Huoyun robe.My face is expressionless, and my body is sharp. If I touch a teacup with my finger, someone will worry that my hand will suddenly turn into kunai and chop the teacup into pieces.

When Ah Fei came in, he met three faces and slapped me on top of me, wishing he could become a non-existent person.

"Ex...Senior, Yinnin Village is so scary!"

Even if this psychic beast is a showman, it is true that he is trembling. I patted his stubble-like black short hair: "The dirt is reincarnated, it's okay."

The names corresponding to the three faces are Senju Bashirama, Senju Feima, and Uchiha Madara.I think the shock of the first two may not be as great as that of Uchiha Madara alone. After all, he is the heir of Uchiha Madara.

A Fei was too frightened before the start of the meeting, so he huddled up next to me, looking so cowardly.But he also said the most explosive words in the most cowardly tone.

In order to maintain the friendly and harmonious nature of Otonin Village, Da Shemaru tried to take an amiable route out of concern, and asked him: "Young man, what's your name?"

"hooligan."

"Who is your senior?"

"Uchiha Sora."

As soon as my name in the Xiao organization came out, Ah Fei, who was so cowardly turned into a pine nut, had already wrapped his long-armed and long-legged body behind me, trying to make himself invisible.But my back is not too wide, so I can't completely block it.

Orochimaru repeated: "Uchiha Sora?"

The two Uchihas present at Otonin Village, no matter they were alive or reincarnated from the dirt, looked into my black eyes with deep expressions.

"Uchiha without Sharingan?"

I want to say that my surname Uchiha is an oolong, and Uchiha Madara thought for a moment and said: "In order to show the sincerity of our cooperation, let me open your eyes first."

Even the thick lines between the pillars felt wrong: "Madara, you were not like this before."

He said calmly: "For cooperation."

Tobuma said it was inappropriate, and excessive emotional stimulation would harm the body, and also said, looking at me like this, emotional stimulation may not be successful.

"She will have Sharingan."

I don't think it's okay. If I really put on a pair of rabbit eyes when I go back, Uchiha Itachi's expression may crack.I declined Uchiha Madara's offer.Saying this surname is just a misunderstanding, my real name should be Artificial Weapon 21.

I suspect he is messing with me.

Fuck me while I'm across from him.

When he heard me say that I am not Uchiha, he gave a flat "oh" and returned to the original state of being a nuclear weapon quietly.

A Fei who was in a ball behind me was also pulled out by me and thrown on the seat next to me.

The progress of the meeting was smoother than expected, and we still cut more than half of the cost under the watchful eyes of the opponent's nuclear weapons.After we signed the price agreement and took pictures, Ah Fei showed the speed that a highly maneuverable psychic beast should have. After I got the contract and put it away, he took me out of the gate of Yinnin Village in an instant , all the way back to Yuren Village without stopping.

"Senior, I doubt where we will die."

His tone was very serious, but the action of grabbing my leg was not serious at all, "My legs are weak, senior."

I am considerate: "Then see you more in the future, and your legs won't be weak. Your senior Xie will definitely be happy to help you."

He couldn't get up that day.

It wasn't until I was about to go to bed that I kicked A Fei who had no desire to survive: "Let go, I'm going to sleep."

He was motionless.

"I'm going to learn Dirt Reincarnation from Yinnin Village."

There was a clicking sound when A Fei raised his neck: "Senior, isn't A Fei your psychic beast? Don't do this to A Fei!"

When I complained about this to Didara and the Red Sand Scorpion, Didara gave me a bunch of clay birds: "If you don't obey, let him experience the art of explosion."

"I will make the puppet look like Madara Uchiha."

So it solved the problem of Ah Fei's reluctance to go to Yinnin Village to receive the goods.

"We all care about you."

When I took the little clay bird and Uchiha Madara dolls to comfort the courier brother A Fei who was frightened by the nukes of Yinnin Village, his hands were trembling when he received these gifts.

I know, he already understands the organization's love for him.