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Why did I think of letting mushrooms grow on vegetables when I was growing vegetables?

It's all Hashirama's fault!

——Tanikawa Kakutani

Nothing about Hashirama's filthy reincarnation made my heart tense.After all, his Apocalypse surname is Uchiha, even if my real surname is Uchiha, he will be very pleasantly surprised.

"really?"

"Then share sharing eyes, show me quickly, the sharing sharing eyes of the Qianshou family will be very happy to hear it!"

No, he's not happy, and he still wants to kill Uchiha.

After my silly brother was reincarnated from the dirty soil, his reaction was also rough. He didn't care at all that he was a dead person who was kept in a special state by a forbidden technique. The first thing he did after opening his eyes was to jump in front of me:

"So there were children in Banma?"

"No, the child in Banjian has a granddaughter too."

Brother, please think about how old your third brother was when he died, when was it, and what women did you meet?He was very busy doing experiments and farming, so he was very nervous. How could he have time to fall in love.

"I'm Sihai."

"Senju Sihai? This name doesn't sound good. A girl needs a name like Taohua to make it sound good. Or, change it."

"It's not Qianshou."

"Then your surname is Uchiha???"

"Not Uchiha either."

The consequence of Orochimaru not giving me my surname was very bad. I could only hide behind Orochimaru to avoid the very eager Hashirama. He was keen to guess my surname in order to prove the connection between me and Senjubanma.It may be his third brother's secret love affair with a certain girl, or it may be a prank left to him by Banjian.

He always hoped that there would be something left between the boards for him to see.

There are very few things left in the Thousand Hands, most of them are the things he planted on the ground of the Thousand Hands.When Senju and Uchiha established Konoha, those plants could not be taken away.The god of ninja squatted among those plants, and committed depression in front of Togama.

"These haven't grown mushrooms yet, so Itama really lied to me!"

"Big brother."

Toboma said, "Uchiha can't be made to wait for us."

Konoha was very busy when he was building the village, and he was not allowed to run around.When he had time to run out to look at the plants left between the boards, there were no weeds growing all over the place where Qianshou lived, and those fragile plants that needed careful maintenance to survive were all dead. , the remaining point is only half-breathed, without energy, and it is impossible to grow mushrooms.

Hashirama took them all back.

When I saw that he was covered in soil and there were grass leaves on his head, I saw the plants in his arms.The half-dead plants were supported by the Chakra between the pillars, and the exposed roots were all scraping the soil and trying to survive.

Tobama, who is now the younger brother of Konoha's first Hokage, put these plants into his laboratory.The expression on his elder brother Zhuma's face at that time was very memorable. It was the collapse of thinking that these plants would become unknown objects, which made him shed tears of noodles directly: "Feima, you can't do this, I want to raise them, they can't be used for Do an experiment!"

"Then do you think you can keep them alive?"

"QAQ"

Although Hashirama can play Mudun and is a medical ninja, his most successful plant cultivation is that he grows mushrooms on his head. He can raise other plants for a week, but the desire to survive is very strong. strong.

So, "Brother is so stupid, I want to raise plants for fun", Tomona wrote in the experiment record.

Whether the stupid big brother is addicted to gambling with Xiao Tsunade in the casino, or he doesn't want to go to work and slips out of Hokage Tower, he doesn't know where he went, as long as the gate is facing the psychic beast left in Hokage Tower Say "The plants that grow mushrooms are killed by me", and within ten seconds, Hashirama will slam open the door of Hokage Building: "What, they are gone??!!"

When Tobima's crimson eyes appeared together with his low voice "big brother", that was when Hashirama corrected the documents with tears in his head.

With tears in his eyes, he complained about his brother's heinous behavior: "You actually threatened me with grasses, Anijia is so disappointed in you!"

"Brother, if you correct faster, you can see the grass growing mushrooms, work hard."

The devil, the door is the devil.

Hashirama felt how chilling the Hokage Tower alone was, and how ruthless his younger brother Toikama was.The devil is the devil between the doors, Anika complained again in her heart with tears in her eyes.

Grass, hold on, I will take you home after Tsunade learns how to raise plants.

Tobima entered the laboratory in a good mood, and wrote in today's experiment notebook, "Brother took Tsunade to the casino again today, and threw all the documents to me again."

Itakama said it could grow mushrooms, Xiaocaozhuma and Tobuma didn't think it could grow mushrooms, because it was just an annoying big brother who bothered Banma for a week in exchange for dog eyes in front of him.

Itama said at the time: "Okay, I'll try." His attitude didn't look very serious either.

Then after a few days, I marked out a piece of land on my experimental plot and planted these grasses, saying that this is what can grow mushrooms.

At that time, Hashirama even smiled genuinely, but hugged Himama behind his back and cried: "Itama doesn't like me at all, I'm such a failure as an Anika!"

Between the doors: dislike jpg

"Itama likes me the most, you just know now?"

That day, a pile of mushrooms grew in the corner between the pillars.

If Itama hadn't had an accident not long ago and fell to the edge of the clan, Hashirama might not want to see these sad plants that broke his heart again.

These once sad grasses later told Hashirama that they were not things that Itama was perfunctory, but mushrooms that could really grow.

Tobima hadn't finished eating that morning, and when he came back early in the morning to see Xiaocao's Hashirama, his footsteps were drifting. The six relatives didn't realize that Toikama wanted to beat someone.

Zhu Jian cleared his throat, "Fei Jian, you haven't done anything to Xiaocao, have you?"

"I haven't done anything other than raise them."

"Why, do you think I'm experimenting with them again?"

The two strands of octopus tendrils on Hashirama Xiao's head were moving, and he said, "Itama didn't lie to me, the little grasses can really grow mushrooms!! I really am Itama's favorite Anika!!"

Tobori: "..."

It's really unpleasant to argue about this issue.

The grasses don't just grow mushrooms anymore, they even bloom mushroom flowers collectively.Bring them back from Zhujian, and plant them in Feijian. The plants called grasses have actually grown from flowerpots at the beginning to Feijian, and had to expand the laboratory to open a plot of land to plant them.

The grass is quite cute with a plant with a height of 50 cm and a strong stem.

Of course, this was not said by Tomagama, but by Hashirama.

Only such tall grass can support the clusters of mushroom flowers.After some mushrooms were taken out by Hirama for testing, the results showed that they were non-toxic, so the lunch and night were mixed with mushrooms.

"Boss and I have mixed rice with mushrooms for two meals today, and the grass grows between the boards."

But apart from these grasses, there are no more traces of existence left between the boards.People's memories will fade with time, and the memory about Banjian will only become the memory of the two of them in the end.

So Hashirama's eager attitude towards me, a girl with a banma face, can be imagined. He said "Oh, it turns out that Banma looks good as a girl", and he found me keen to ask My mother's last name.

I was relieved that the possibility that I was Itakama was completely out of his mind, but I couldn't answer his question.

Could it be possible for me to tell him that my father should be him, and my mother's name should be Aunt Snake.But the reality is so cruel, I can't say anything, I'm just an experimental subject who doesn't know anything.

I can only ask Orochimaru, hoping that he can give me an answer.

This is also the first time I asked Orochimaru how I was born. As the first person I saw when I opened my eyes, I didn't call him my father or mother. I was already very sensible.

Zhu Jian pricked up his ears to listen.

Orochimaru kept his face unchanged: "I don't know. I'm just your teacher. I didn't see your parents when I found you." He suggested, "How about an appraisal?"

Forget it.

If this thing is really made, it is estimated that Zhujian can make the whole snake cave full of mushrooms.He has now pulled me to experience a life ruled by mushrooms.

For the first time, I felt suffocated by my younger brother.

And this younger brother is still my elder brother. I heard him praise me through a vest, saying that my great-grandfather, Banjian, who died young, was a genius, and that my talent was even better than Banjian. The most important thing is that I still have A better body than your great-grandfather.

He has accepted that I am my great-grandfather.

"Itama has always wanted to go to the battlefield. He feels that it is a shame that he can't go to the battlefield as a thousand hands."

NO, I have not.

"Father won't let me, and I won't let Feijian either. He's only such a young child, and his body is so weak, he won't be able to come back alive after going to the battlefield."

"At that time, he was not as old as you. He coughed every day and his face was pale, but he was very talented. He will always be the fastest among us to learn ninjutsu."

That's because I learned the most basic water escape, and you are learning the upgraded version of water escape.

"Itama and I have a very good relationship. When I was a child, I slept with me every day, and when I grew up, I also stuck with me."

That's because you stick to me.

"After knowing that my body does not allow me to go to the battlefield, I started to help the clansmen take care of the farmland, researching ways to grow more things, and managed all of Qianshou's farmland at a young age."

"And grow vegetables that can grow mushrooms."

I listened to Hashirama blowing me with a numb expression, fully experienced the younger brother's filter perspective, and suddenly felt sorry for my second brother, Tobima.

If these words were given to Feijian, Feijian would probably be very moved, feeling that the eldest brother finally understood his painstaking efforts, and then said: "Big brother, are you poisoned by eating mushrooms?"

It is the feeling of myocardial infarction.

I think that if I was too lazy to do things in Itama, Hashirama would wear this filter called Dicon, and I would be able to turn me into a genius who is far-sighted and far-sighted and not understood by the times.

this is too scary.

It's as scary as if I can solve all math problems just by thinking about it.

I attracted all of Hashirama's attention, so that he didn't realize that there was something wrong with him, that he was still being controlled-of course, this was impossible.Hashirama is so foolish that he is lying to ghosts.

Tobima and I went to find his hidden private money to prevent him from taking the money to the casino and lose it all, but we will never find out where Hashirama hid the money.

Unless Tobuma made a move to hit me because I protected Hashirama from gambling, then Hashirama would always appear between us like a divine soldier, offering his own money bag:

"Feijian, don't bully Banjian, come at me for something!"

Tobori: "..."

The elder brother doesn't know his status in the family, nor the relationship between the three of them.

As for me pretending to hit the door, he will come out, but it is to open the door for me, while beating the door to vent his anger while plausibly saying: "Banjian, I have great strength, and it hurts to hit someone, I will come!"

Tobori: "..."

Brother, you are finished.

The relationship between the three of us is the scene of a car accident.