i may be a bug

The worst enemy of bear children is time.

But I am an exception.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

I'm just going to turn the bear from my childhood into a teenage bear over time...

Let me think of a word first.

In short, I still desperately let the Supernatural Secret Service Division despair. They watched my stature stretch day by day, and my whole person changed from a bear child to a bear girl.

When he was a bear girl, Ango Sakaguchi had to worry about more things.I used to only like to eat, but now... now he also wants me to pay attention to my diet.

"Today, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, no ice cream is allowed!"

I stared at him confused.

"Who eats ice cream in winter?"

Ango Sakaguchi was probably confused by my anger. He would tell me about this every month, telling me to eat less cold food and less spicy food. In short, he could list a bunch of taboos for me.

When the Supernatural Secret Service doesn't make me angry, okay, okay, I won't make it difficult for my body, but the day after tomorrow I want three days' worth of snacks.

I would not eat at all.

And when the Supernatural Secret Service Division makes me angry, even if it has kept me for so many years, I can still choke, scaring a group of staff members into different ways to make me happy.

Then I started to bear again: "I want Snow White!"

them:"……"

What is the new trend in the Supernatural Agent Division?Who knows, a fluffy white hat or a white shirt would suffice anyway.

The leader of the Rats of the Dead House in the distance feels that his portrait rights have been offended.

When I was a bear, in their eyes, it was a kind of mutual harm. I didn't care about my body, I just wanted to use some excuse to vent my emotions. The result of this was——

"Ayatsuji, I can treat myself as a puppet, don't they know?"

As long as I think of myself as a living puppet, I can manipulate my body and restore it to its optimal state.At this time, Ayatsuji will be more than happy to help me.

He likes puppets.

"Next time they piss you off, write a novel."

"Pedestrian sauce is uglier than me."

I only need to write a novel once, and then the Supernatural Secret Service Division will usher in a period of overtime hell.Also because of this reason, with the acquiescence of the Supernatural Secret Service Division, I became a Goo Goo in a reasonable way.

Can you believe it, in order to let me update less things, they can't wait to take sick leave for me 365 days a year, the kind that doesn't repeat the same.

Under the background of all my colleagues who helped me take sick leave, Ango Sakaguchi is really a pure and unpretentious man.He is very serious and raised me according to the standards of ordinary people.That's why I didn't let him go after picking him up.

He is my bottom line, my morality, the measure I can remember when I am presumptuous.

It is a man who can be described with such words.

Osamu Dazai, who had already run to Butei, heard me describe his friend in this way, he read it after me, and the black mud started to appear in his kite-colored eyes again.

"Can you be an ordinary person?"

"No."

"Ugh?"

"If you can't, that's why you yearn for it."

Such a life of ups and downs, do you think I want it?I really wanted it when I was in second grade.Now that I have it, I still want to be a salted fish.

Humans are always yearning for the unattainable and impossible.

The group from the Ability and Secret Service Division checked a lot of information for my sick leave, which made me a sick teacher who could only update intermittently, with good reason, so that I could confidently not update and look at the letters from readers with good wishes Words that my body will recover as soon as possible-seriously, every pigeon wife needs a special agent like this, don't urge people to change, and try to let people rest-they probably want to kill Osamu Dazai.

Because of the short conversation between Osamu Dazai and me, I decided to write something brighter and give back to the readers who have been stabbed countless times by me.

and so--

Sakaguchi Ango's eyes lost focus.

His colleagues were silent, ready to work overtime until they collapsed.

Ah, nothing, I just set my sights on another high-risk person.

"White Kirin" Shibusawa Tatsuhiko.

A "Long Yanjian" can make people with different abilities run away from home. A dangerous person with different abilities.In my book, he's just an ingenious guy who can make a Snow White costume... bro.

"Is there a brother who is too ingenious? Did I save the world in my previous life?" "

"I chose male power after my brother's female power is too high"

"On how passers-by keep smiling under the gaze of two filter experts and say that your perception of each other is true?" "

This time I rarely chose the perspective of a passer-by to look at the brotherhood between me and my brother, completely extinguishing the possibility of being mistaken for love between me and my brother.

The name of the book did not have those seemingly long names, but a simple "Quantum Entangled State".

Ordinary, ordinary, the passer-by who described this brotherhood was speechless:

Will quantum mechanics do it?

You can ask about dice, but don’t ask me whether God plays dice or not. Passers-by don’t understand God’s thoughts.

An ordinary passerby, an ordinary brotherhood.

But why is it so broken when written?

Oh... oh shit? !

Passerby is the embodiment of some people's misconceptions about our brotherhood of steel.

When I dug out my pure white, innocent and tired brother in a pile of black mud, it was like a poor ghost suddenly seeing a white crystal.

Brother once let me play with his hair casually, just to see how the quantum entanglement state appeared, and I was so excited that I sent him a big bang* by the way.

A normal person in the black mud is lonely and unreasonable. Even if he thinks the world is boring, when I photographed quantum mechanics, he found the meaning of life.

Quantum entanglement is inherently uncertain.

What's the point of seeing through the world? Isn't the quantum mechanics of uncertainty, the dice thrown by God, born in a foggy area of ​​the world that he can see through?

Active, willing to study physical white crystals and white pearls with me. I found that he is the same kind of person as Dazai Osamu and Tosi, but he is the friendliest of them. My mood is from the above description It is evident in the.

The way he looked at me was unable to receive the treasure in the collection room, and I saw him as the white crystal in my hand.

----

"Are you guys dating?"

When I met these two men in white on the road, I was about to make a big deal.It may be to destroy their unbreakable tacit understanding, or it may be to show them the most unbearable side.

Of the two white people, one looked like he had albinism, with white skin and white hair, except for a pair of eyes that were as red as pigeon blood.

There is also a moonlight flower that does not look like an albino, but is carefully raised by someone. Its every move is lovable, but it is a flower that cannot be blown by the wind.

I happen to have a few roses in my hand.

Thinking so, I asked the above sentence, and I was going to sell my flowers.

But it didn't go well.

The man with pigeon-blooded eyes didn't like my rose, while the other one, the woman with the moonlight flower, was very confused: "Why do you think we are in a relationship?"

At that moment, I thought of a bunch of words in my mind, such as "sweet atmosphere" and "looks a good match". When I was about to say it, the man finally had a little interest in me.

He was waiting for my answer, and I balked and said, "You have been looking at each other."

With unconscious malice, with that kind of similar, regretful eyes to stare at each other.

——Excerpt from "Quantum Entangled State"