i may be a bug

Hey, Mr. Sen, would you like to get a copy of the geometry problem?

——Tanikawa Kakutani

Osamu Dazai summed it up painfully, "Mr. Mori is a dog."

Chuya Nakahara, "Hey, be careful what you say!"

A Russian who was revisiting topology smiled and agreed, "Don't say that, Dazai-kun, he's not even a dog."

As for where Gogol has gone, oh, he is turning into a delivery man, looking for classic exercises from all over the world.

I asked Atsushi and Hisaku what they think of these men who need to study hard, even stay up all night, and their hands are almost broken. Their views are very unified, "Mr. Chuya really hurts the most money!"

Nakahara Chuya, as the only normal person in a group of script monsters with good brains and a group of students, is also in charge of the living expenses of the study group today, and he goes to a class by the way.

Osamu Dazai is one of the miserable, fresh and refined ones.

How should I put it, he is not relieved to go to work now, and there are two books in his pocket—one is "Complete Suicide Manual", and the other is Abstract Algebra.

He is a man who spends his working hours studying abstract algebra under the hail of guns and bullets. With a serious face, he flips through abstract algebra, and he is calm about those clamorers.

He is already a mature and steady question-making machine.

Now Osamu Dazai spends his day like this - wake up from Aoko's house in the morning, eat crab meat dish made by Aoko, drink some ginger soup, and then go to work.On the way to work, I fell into the ditch because I was doing a problem, and fell into the river while walking. I have to stubbornly stretch out my bandaged hands and try my best to bring the abstract algebra out of the water.On the way out of the mission, use gunpowder smoke and blood as the background during the mission, and work hard to learn abstract algebra.During the torture process, they will try their best to ask the subjects of abstract algebra knowledge.

And without any emotion, "It really is a waste that knows nothing."

When he ran into a slug during lunch, he looked at Osamu Dazai with a worried face: "Dazai, are you in good shape?"

Osamu Dazai said in a calm voice, "Very good."

Good enough to be able to see Qingzi's astonished eyes, grasping the abstract algebra, burying his head directly on her neck, and half hugging her, "Qingzi, I miss Mr. Mori and the kind Russian."

Qingzi patted him on the shoulder, "When Russians read Russian literature, they bit their tongues."

"I miss Mr. Sen."

"I see."

After eating the lunch brought by Qingzi, he took a nap for half an hour, and then repeated his life in the morning.

In the evening, I leave work on time, go home for dinner with Qing Zizhong, then watch an hour of abstract algebra, and then say good night to Qing Zi.

He thinks he is healthy.

Even sister Hongye said that he is very healthy.

Even with a head as iron as Akutagawa, he began to buy math books, and began to chew on them bitterly, staring at the math books with dark gray eyes while chewing, and Rashomon was behind him ready to move.

He cheered himself up, "Never become the useless trash that Mr. Dazai said!"

For this reason, Osamu Dazai also comforted him in a flustered tone, which is very rare, so rare that Akutagawa almost stared at the math book for a whole day.

"Don't waste your efforts in vain, if you don't know mathematics, you won't know it."

Akutagawa, who is being hit every day, thinks that this is Mr. Dazai's other expectations for him, and as long as he does it, he will be praised by Mr. Dazai.So the upright mad dog's brain became hot, and he said loudly, "Mr. Dazai, please let me learn mathematics from you!"

"I will definitely be able to do it!"

Dazai Osamu's eyes were dark, he put the abstract algebra book in his hand into his pocket, and drew out his pistol.

as a result of……

When Chuya Nakahara went to see Akutagawa in the infirmary, Akutagawa, who had already received two punches and five guns, was wrapped in bandages and on an IV, with a pile of abstract algebra research books beside him.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

He searched for his voice for a while, and felt that this scene was very magical, but strangely, he accepted it.What is wrong with this world?

Or is there something wrong with him?

He asked, "Akutagawa, are you alright?"

Mafia's Wound Dogs are always accompanied by violence, either on their way to shredding their enemies, or ripping them apart.Suddenly I looked at the math book so seriously, it was still abstract algebra...

Are Atsushi and Hisakusa looking for another classmate?

Akutagawa pointed at one of the books seriously, "Senior Chuya, Mr. Dazai, what does this mean?"

"Abstract Algebra: From Beginner to Bald"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Zhong Yuanzhong was also very calm: "It's nothing, but the bald head will become stronger."

Akutagawa's eyes lit up, he stroked his hair, Nakahara Chuya: "Anyway, let's go to Aoko first, what she said is true, Dazai also found the truth of learning abstract algebra in her! "

Huh, the remedy is timely.

If Akutagawa is really allowed to establish the equation that shaved his head = become stronger = he will be praised by Mr. Dazai, maybe Akutagawa, who is normally just a hair-head, will become a bald Akutagawa.

Nakahara Chuya's conscience will really hurt.

Fortunately, Akutagawa was serious: "I understand, Senior Chuya."

I hope you really get it.

Anyway, stop staring at your hair.

Nakahara couldn't really tell Akutagawa that Osamu Dazai meant that he would die in abstract algebra.Because Akutagawa will definitely misinterpret.

Thinking of Akutagawa's head iron, he said firmly, "I will definitely make Mr. Dazai agree with me!" scene, maybe some weird version will be derived, and then plunge into the abyss of abstract algebra.

Zhongyuan Zhong could only let him go to Qingzi.

Only Aoko can make Akutagawa realize the reality.

Chuya Nakahara feels right.

I can indeed make Akutagawa realize the reality.

In the face of this fanatic Dazai Osamu, my attitude was very gentle, and I first poured him a cup of tea.

We are in Zhongyuan Zhongye's office.

The model worker has already left for a mission, and the remaining one, Dazai Osamu, whose body has been emptied by abstract algebra and who is ascending to heaven, sees Akutagawa, so he has no energy to make a fuss at this time.

He was really devastated by Akutagawa's boss.

"You want to study abstract algebra?"

Unlike Osamu Dazai, I think Akutagawa is okay, after all, the great writer Akutagawa is also a genius.The problem now is that it would be wasteful for Akutagawa to learn abstract algebra repeatedly.

Akutagawa said, "Yes. I want Mr. Dazai's approval."

"That's it."

Considering that Mafia's per capita diploma is supported by Mori Ogai alone, I realized the difficulty of the leader and decided to bring Mafia's top management into the era of high diplomas.

At least, there are always a few people who need to understand mathematics.

I pondered, and under Akutagawa's stubborn gaze, I gave him a fairly satisfactory answer, "How about this, Akutagawa-kun, do you know advanced mathematics?"

Akutagawa's eyes were very blank.

"To understand Mr. Dazai, the foundation is mathematical knowledge. First, you need to learn basic mathematical knowledge, and then advanced mathematics. It is best to also look at basic physics."

"As for abstract algebra, you have to really learn it, Akutagawa-kun, this is Mr. Dazai's meal ticket, do you want to make Mr. Dazai hungry?"

"...I never thought about it."

"Then try something else."

I made a long list of books for him, all of which were mathematics and science, the most basic kind of theoretical knowledge that had not been claimed by classification.

I expect Akutagawa to find the category he is most interested in.Even if he didn't find it, in order to be recognized by Osamu Dazai, he would choose the most acceptable category among a bunch of short people.

In short, I am making a solid profit.

He has hope.

Win-win.

Osamu Dazai would not blame him, and could even praise him for doing a good job.After all, it was his psychological comfort to see others being miserable than him.

Mathematics has been learned to the depths of the book.

The well-meaning Russian and Osamu Dazai are hurting each other now, just to give themselves a break and relax their brains.

It seems that it is necessary to introduce new learning masters when they are so hard wasting brainpower and fighting wits and courage.The learning atmosphere here is good, the remuneration is good, and the physical condition of the teachers can also be fully considered, so that they can have a good mood when they are doing high-intensity mental work, and there will be no unnecessary troubles.

To be honest, I even thought about hiring a psychological counselor for them when I had money, so that they could pour out their bitterness.But for the sake of that poor psychological counselor not being persecuted by the black mud, more often, I will play this role.

My psychological defense is not to say indestructible, but it is very tenacious anyway.Moreover, they are all my friends, and they will not really do anything too much to me.

One of the most common situations is holding me and crying about how difficult life is.I comforted them as best I could.

After all, these are what they deserve. I am not a devil, I will not exploit their personal rights, nor will I drain all their brainpower, and I will not give them the treatment they deserve.

If such a person really wants to appear, he is either stupid or bad.

Short-sighted to the limit.

Now they are engaging in a healthy competition in order to outshine each other. If my treatment is bad, then when they compete to see who is lazier, I will be the loser.

We still have to take a long-term view.

Like me, I started from the friend line at the beginning, and then I completely followed the wishes of my friends, and they talked about topics as they wanted.But Osamu Dazai and Tosi may have a deadly enemy bonus.

They were put together, it was true, and it took me and Chuya to drag them back to sleep.

"One more question."

After staying up late for three days, I caught Tuosi several times studying topology with a flashlight under the covers, and the dark circles under his eyes really became more and more obvious.

As for Osamu Dazai, he was not much better at all, when Chuya dragged him, he was still struggling, "I don't want slugs, I want Aoko!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also showed an expression that can be called a smirk: "Want to die, mackerel!"

"You let me die!"

Atsushi and Hisakusa are also helping us to persuade the two of you. If it is them, there may be some...

Hisakusaku smiled brightly: "Staying up late will lower your IQ."

Dun scratched his head, hesitating, "...Well, I think, Qingzi, what you should be trying to figure out is your brain." He smiled embarrassedly, "Maybe, if your brain is not smart, Qingzi will find someone else."

Kusaku's smile became even brighter, "Staying up late hurts the body, hurts the mind, and hurts the kidneys."

Chuya and I: "..."

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In the end, the two of them reached an agreement and finally fell asleep peacefully.

When I reached an agreement recently, I started a new study because of the accusation against Mori Ogai, and because of Mori Ogai's inappropriate behavior.

Now, I am standing at the doorway on the top floor, ready to meet Mori Ogai.