i may be a bug

Do I have a Shura field here?

No.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

Shura field is more common when it refers to the tragic situation in the workplace, life, interpersonal communication and other occasions.But now, it is used to describe polyamorous love, and the Baixue scene is relatively well-known.

There are a lot of friends in my house now, the atmosphere is tense, it looks like the atmosphere of Shura Field.But to be honest, they should have nothing to do with the Asura Field.

Let's take a look at my friends first - two members of the Five Decays of Heaven and Man, and two cadres of Mafia at the port.

If I make a call to Ango Sakaguchi, and then give a commission to the detective agency... Well, Yokohama's three quarters conceived a Shura field against the five declines of heaven and man.

Their position has a tendency to be hostile, and it is not surprising that they have the taste of Shura Field.As for the Shura field in love...

You look at my face and think about it carefully, among the four friends present, which one of the four friends in the Shura field needs me to appear on the background board of this naughty face?If I really need to cooperate, I won't say anything else, as long as you give me money, I can transform into a group of boasters.

Anyway, I know that these four, except Zhongyuan Zhong, also have the hope of getting out of the order, the other three are only suitable for playing black mud play where sadomasochistic love is deep and plundering.

Even in the Otome Raiders game, which is beyond the heart of a girl, it is a hidden character.A bad one will make the heroine fall into all kinds of black mud roles of be.

The difference is that the CG recorded by be is different.

These are all the experience I accumulated from playing this girlish game with Gogol in other IF lines, and ruthlessly suppressing him to attack the black mud characters for the CG full collection.

Gogol had protested, saying he didn't like the game.But there is no way, Heixin Laotuo was not there at that time, and I thought I might smash the game console halfway through the strategy of the hidden black mud characters.

"But neither will I!"

Gogol looked at Lihui, a character full of girlish hearts, on the game interface, and then looked at the "Voice of Romance" above, and there was tortured pain in the voice.

He looked sad and helpless.

I patted his hair and felt very embarrassed, "But only Hei Ni can defeat Hei Ni. I really don't know how to play the role of Hei Ni."

"You said, no?"

"I don't know much about Hei Ni's view on love. I don't really like sick and delicate characters. This kind of character can only have a heroine in a strategy game. There are no real cases for reference, so I don't take it for granted. ?”

Gogol, whom I labeled as "black mud", couldn't explain it: "I thought you were particularly attacking black mud."

I looked at him with the eyes of a fool, "How is it possible, look at me and you, if we want to be friends, now we are almost enemies."

"Friend... friend?"

Gogol was already out of his body, "You said, you want to be friends with Fedya?"

"It's you." I corrected him.

Gogol seems to be convinced of his identity as a tool man. I thought we could become friends, but he thought he was just a tool to get emotional.

After listening to my words, he kept his soul out of his body and brushed out the HE of the black mud.

"That's it?"

I looked at HE in the strategy game, and fell into deep self-doubt, "If I didn't suffer from Stockholm, I wasn't imprisoned for play, and I didn't harm innocent people because of a relationship, so it is HE?"

"That's it."

"What about their love process?"

Gogol: "..."

"The heroine just made the choice that normal people would make, insisted on being a normal person, and didn't choose to like black mud characters for psychological reasons. Is that HE? Shouldn't it be TE?"

Gogol: "...Hei Ni was rescued by the heroine, it was HE."

"I didn't see it. No matter how you look at it, there is no process of purifying the black mud. It's TE, trust me."

But that was indeed HE. Gogol played the ending again from the beginning to the end. After letting me see the purification process of the black mud carefully, I sincerely sighed:

"That's it?"

Gogol: "..."

"To be honest, I think it's more difficult to be friends with you. Isn't it easier to be friends than lovers?"

If the black mud can be purified so easily... what are Gogol and Tosi beside me?Holy Grail?

Gogol refused to answer my question, probably because he was really terrified of me, afraid that if he told the truth, he would be whipped by me.I actually want to tell him that it doesn't matter, after all, before the friendship line is cleared, I am very calm about my position.

They are all people who have to play games with me because of my superpowers. If I open a favorability panel, they may all have negative favorability.

In reality, those who intend to purify the black mud, not to mention 100% failure, anyway, the probability of failure is more than 90%.The failure rate is so high, and I really can't imagine how they, black people, fall in love with someone, get married and have children.

So now I am thinking about what kind of love-related Shura field these four people will have around me, and I am faced with the choice of one of the four people.

I play a strategy game and I have a hard time with black mud sick characters, can I still get their strategy lines in reality?I still believe that I found the strategy line of Zhongye in the Central Plains. After all, Zhongye in the Central Plains has a soft heart and a shining conscience. Maybe I can let him help the poor precisely by breaking my shame.

First of all, let's rule out the love Shura field, and remove the girl's heart, I have some pity for these four people.Before they met me, they probably never thought that one day they would meet the enemy very peacefully, nor did they think that one day they would want to hug each other and cry.

Those who can tear it apart are called Shura Fields, and under the brilliance of mathematics and science, they will only sympathize with each other.

Whoever gave them brains and money, I would have no problem if I choose to have them all.

Osamu Dazai's kindness towards Tosi and Gogol made people feel cold. He took out instant noodles of various flavors from my refrigerator and prepared to cook them himself.

"Dazai, are you sure you won't blow up the kitchen?"

Nakahara Chuya twitched his eyebrows, but he obviously still had no intention of letting me behind them into the kitchen.

I was blocked by them, and after the initial greeting, I became the background board of the face, squatting without any sense of existence.

The two Russians subconsciously held their stomachs. Gogol had already taken his waist down. Osamu Dazai was about to shake hands with him kindly, but I held him back.

"Qingzi wants to see the clown fall apart?"

He said in a sticky voice, laughing really... I searched my stomach, and only found one adjective - inexplicable.How did you get this kind of smile after secretly drinking a bottle of vinegar in the kitchen?Could it be that he really drank vinegar?

When I wanted to see if the vinegar in the kitchen was used by him to commit suicide, Gogol had already cut himself in half, and his supernatural power was really cheating, making Osamu Dazai's hand ready to move again.

"Dazai."

"Well, slugs want to see it too?"

"Calm down."

Chuya Nakahara, with dozens of barrels of instant noodles floating beside him, and Osamu Dazai, who deliberately dragged me a little further away with him in order not to let the disqualification of the world affect his performance.

I don't feel right.

I am not disqualified in the world, why do you want to pull me.

"Prevent Qingzi from stealing food." Osamu Dazai said, "You can't starve guests who come from afar."

How should I put it, this statement is not convincing, I feel that he is cheating on me.He said it was false to prevent me from stealing food, but it was true that he wanted to torture the stomachs of Toss and Gogol.After all, Osamu Dazai has amazing cooking skills.

He can still cook hard tofu that can kill himself, and he can make instant amnesia with ordinary ingredients.

I ended up cooking.

It's very simple, I can be hungry and eat instant noodles, but the brain that teaches me math and science must be in the most active state.

That is to say, I broke away from the Shura field of the four of them and ran to the kitchen alone, leaving them enough time for laning, so that they could hurt each other as much as they wanted without worrying about being stopped by me.

I'm still very empathetic.

They have had so much experience with me, why don't they understand?

I sighed sadly.

When I was cooking in the kitchen, I heard a toothache sound in the living room, a bit like the sound of something being broken and scraped on the iron sheet.

But when I came out, their positions and attitudes were the same as before, and they seemed to be very enthusiastic about each other.It's Gogol's hands running around.

"Qingzi."

They were all smiles.

I clearly saw that the syllables they spit out came from gnashing their teeth.So, what happened?

I also asked the export.

The thin Russian Tosi opened his eyes, which I couldn't tell the color from, but could only be classified as purple, and his tone was very soft, "I just discussed the matter of Marina Dostoyevskaya. "

I:? ? ?

"What about changing your surname?"

"Isn't this normal?"

As an insider, Gogol was still playing dead until I took his hand and threw it back.He just moved.

Now the atmosphere is tense and silent.Not even the Russian who brought up the subject expected me to be so open.

In this matter, I was immature back then, and in order to negotiate better conditions with the Supernatural Secret Service Division, I directly pressed Tuosi to give a false testimony.

Osamu Dazai, who watched the whole process next door, was completely stupefied.

He may not have seen my violent way of getting people. In front of the Supernatural Secret Service and under the surveillance of the Special Supernatural Supervision, he let the leader of the House of the Dead who had just come out of the prison start a new illegal and criminal behavior. .

Dos, who asked me what the surname Dostoyevsky was like, was stupefied, and he repeated, "False evidence?"

My operation is truly confusing.

I messed up the situation, and finally sent a representative to sit down with me to discuss the issue of bail. The representative of the Supernatural Secret Service Division also pushed his glasses, with a look of patience and refraining from complaining.

"Yes, false evidence."

I was as calm as I am now, "express your respect and dislike for this person, and use a legal reason to inherit his inheritance."

I smiled brightly, "If he makes trouble again, I will post a post to you and have a party at his funeral."

"So is there a problem now?"

The representative’s hand that pushed the glasses was about to come out, and he got stuck in his mouth a lot, and he still couldn’t complain, “…false evidence has no legal effect.”

"I believe in the abilities of the Supernatural Secret Service and the Rat of the Dead House."

represent:"……"

Representative: "Then let's do it for real."

"I detest it."

"Honestly speaking, I can have sex with him now only to have a protective shield when I can't help beating him violently in the future, and I still want his money."

"As for this pile of black mud, if you really fall in love with him and get married—" My expression is very subtle, "Although I have some psychological problems, there should be no Stockholm and Lima."

The disliked Tosi showed a weak smile that a disliked person should have in a timely manner, and the representative of the Supernatural Secret Service Division twitched his brows.

"It's true that I won't talk about love."

The expression on the representative's face became even more indescribable.

At such a young age, his worldview has been quite impacted, but I can't blame him for that.It may be that I singled out the entire Supernatural Secret Service Division for Tosi, even facing the government's hounds and the anti-supernatural ability Osamu Dazai without fear.After showing the horror of my "mind control superpower", I took Tuosi out of the prison, and then brought him to negotiate terms with him. It was really shocking.

It did look like we were life and death lovers.

But if he knows that every black mud I meet, when I clear the friendship line, they treat me in the same way, and the things I do are not much different, then he should not suspect that we are not on good terms up.

I can only list the hard evidence that our relationship is not good.

"I'm not interested in a man who intends to brainwash me and want to drag me to destroy the world. Especially after he almost succeeded in brainwashing, which caused me a little problem with my mental state."

"I also think that the leader of the Rats of the Dead will not be like me, hindering him from realizing his ideals, beating him up every day, and trying to trick undead people into being interested in love."

"I have a bad temper and don't have the mentality of a holy father. Getting him out is just the result of an exchange of interests."

There is a lot of black mud around me, so I take these things lightly.They should be beaten and rescued. As for falling in love with these pretty-faced black mud, I just feel that I am raising a rebellious son.

Really, I looked at Dostoevskaya on the false certificate, and the subtle emotion at that moment was that I was going to be a mother.At a young age, unmarried and unpregnant, she has such a big son.

So now, I can be very calm.

Because there are some stories between me and Tuosi, basically everyone present has them.

I am not biased.