What's the use of a good-looking assistant [e-sports]

In the MST game on Friday, the second team's assistant and AD followed the team, Xie Ximian and Jiang Ye stayed for training, and sat in the training room to watch the game at [-] pm on time.

"No way, why are these two Bs commenting on our team's game again?" The top laner of the second team strongly condemned, "When will they be arranged to comment on MG playing 2UTen, I want to see the green tea brothers being attacked by fans with iron fists."

"Actually, it's okay. They didn't target anyone. All teams have been fucked by them." The mid laner said, "It's not our team playing games, so I like to listen to their commentary."

Xie Qimian: "Their commentary style is like this, and sometimes it has some positive effects. After the audience scolds them during the game, they don't have to be scolded so badly after the game."

"Brother, do you know, these two commentators also have CP!" Zhong Dan laughed, "Aren't they called Lao Zuo and Yazui, the name of CP is so funny, they are called 'Shanghai Do Duck', hahahahahahahahahahaha! "

After they finished speaking, the two commentators officially entered the stage. At the beginning, the old seat said passionately: "I looked at the almanac before going out, and I feel that I can't say too much today, and I'm easy to be overwhelmed."

Yazui: "Young man, listen to my advice, in today's competition, the water is very deep, you can't grasp it."

Xie Ximian: "Thank you, two sentences are enough."

"If you want to talk about CP, who doesn't have CP these days, Brother Mian and every ad has CP." Shang Danwu shook his shoulders in front of the main character, "I've been watching games since S2. There are so many CPs in the film, you can ask me anything.”

Xie Qimian smiled casually: "Really?"

"Yeah, you and Haoshen don't need to talk about it. Whoever has never taken a sip will be 'Ye Qing Hui' once." Brother Jing, please be less."

Jiang Ye, who had been watching the screen, suddenly said: "It means that people with brains still account for the majority."

The mid laner pinched the back of the top laner's hand and said with a smile, "Actually, it's all just a joke."

"Yes, yes, yes." The top order quickly laughed awkwardly.

"That's it." Xie Ximian rested his chin and tilted his head to look at the angry Jiang Ye, "What about now? What CP is popular?"

"It goes without saying now, of course it's—" The top laner stretched out his hands, ready to point at the CP Person of the Year.

Jiang Ye tidied up his team uniforms, pretended not to look at Xie Qimian, and waited for the moment when the host would present the awards.

"Of course it is—" the top laner pointed to Duan Ting and Liang Nian on the screen, "'Nian Gao Ting Tian" ah!The famous 'constant (segment) grain (beam)'! "

Jiang Ye: "?"

"Oh?" Xie Ximian looked at the deflated Jiang Ye, and couldn't help laughing, "If you put it that way, they really have a sense of CP."

"Ham, it's interesting. Brother, I have time to go to Chaohua. There are also video novels and the like. What's the 'truth is true, I burst into tears in Shichahai'," the top order saw Jiang Ye, and said, "Go to CP Supermarket It’s good to talk, let’s forget about the team’s super talk, it fell a few years ago, and there are a bunch of black iron idiots scolding the players.”

Xie Ximian squeezed the coconut juice's head and asked, "Then besides Niannian, are there other CPs?"

"That's a lot," the top laner commented quite understandingly, "It's easy to form a CP, but it's quite difficult to get fans to really feel it."

He moved his head closer: "Brother Mian, can I ask a question?"

An alarm bell rang in Jiang Ye's mind, and he stopped him: "What do you want to ask?"

"I'm asking Brother Mian." The top laner said, "Brother Mian, can I ask?"

Xie Ximian was rather curious: "Ask."

The top laner said in a low voice: "Just... the curtain call CP, is it true?"

Jiang Ye suddenly felt that one team is enough for MST.

He took a breath, got up to fetch water, and when he passed by Xie Qimian, he reluctantly took his water glass, but Xie Qimian grabbed his sleeve: "I'll go later."

"Why?" Jiang Ye asked.

"Sit down for a while, let's go after talking about this section." Xie Ximian said.

Jiang Ye sat down helplessly: "What's there to talk about, how much CP do you have?"

Xie Ximian couldn't help but ask the top order: "Where did you just say?"

"Brother Mu Chen."

"Oh, Mu Chen," Xie Ximian said, "We formed an Internet cafe team together a long time ago, but it doesn't matter if it's been three or four years now. I don't know, and I'm not familiar."

Jiang Ye couldn't help but look at him after saying this.

It was clear that he and Muchen went out to play during the Lantern Festival.

The top laner also showed surprise: "I thought brother Mian had a good relationship with him, the kind who often eat together."

"I have eaten the meal, mainly to clarify some things in the past." Xie Ximian said, with the corner of his eyes hanging on Jiang Ye.

Several people in the second team looked at each other. Although Xie Ximian didn't reveal any big news, they didn't expect to have such an unexpected harvest.

The top order immediately nodded in agreement: "I heard that this CP is popular before, and I watched a few live broadcasts because of it. I felt that I couldn't drink it. I thought it was because of myself. It turned out to be fake! No wonder I couldn't drink it!"

Xie Ximian turned around and pushed Jiang Ye's wrist: "Go fetch water, but don't go too long."

"Oh." Jiang Ye glanced at Xie Ximian's hand, and said dryly, "You don't want to find so many CPs."

He spoke very quickly, and before the rest of the people could hear him clearly, he went downstairs.

Before the BP started, Jiang Ye ran up, his face not flushed, and he carried the coconut juice from Xie Qimian and asked him to drink water first.

The old seat's voice was on the TV: "I don't know if everyone has paid attention to the MST roster. Today, Sleeping God and Jiang Ye didn't even appear on the bench."

"It may take time to adjust after the last game." Yazui said.

Lao Zao: "It implies that some scars from 2UTen will take a lifetime to heal, right?"

"Hey, you're wrong to say that! The assistant must have brought the AD upgrade to fight monsters. When the Sleepless combination rushes out of the rivers and lakes, Valoran will tremble for it!" Yazui said.

The top order was reminded: "Speaking of which, Ye Ge's CP has not been mentioned recently."

Jiang Ye: "?"

Who dares.

"Yeah, I heard that they all ran away," said the top laner, "It seems that it's because Brother Ye blocked his CP fans, and everyone said he was too straight, so he couldn't go on."

Xie Qimian burst out laughing, and turned to say a little dejectedly: "It's so wronged to form CP with me, so angry that I want to block CP fans."

The top laner hurriedly said: "No, no, let's play together this afternoon. I feel that Sleeping God and Brother Ye have a super tacit understanding in playing the bottom lane!"

Jiang Ye didn't even remember what CP fans he blocked, so he said with a dazed expression, "I don't know."

"Check your phone for me," Xie Ximian said.

Jiang Ye took it out of his pocket without saying a word, and the top order took a deep breath: "Why do I think this is the real thing..."

Xie Ximian looked through Jiang Ye's blacklist, and indeed saw an ID in it - Ye Ye wanted fried noodles tonight.

Jiang Ye finally remembered why he blocked this person, and snatched back his mobile phone: "This person She Huang deserves to be blocked."

"So it's like this..." Xie Ximian said cooperatively, "It's well sealed."

The top laner stuck his head over: "Let me see."

Jiang Ye pinched the phone: "What are you watching, go watch the game."

Xie Ximian clapped his hands, "So handsome, like a big brother."

Kono:  …

"Hahahahahaha..."

At the beginning of the game BP, he successfully rescued Jiang Ye, who was bullied by the group and wanted to curse.

When Lian Jing and Lai Zhiquan played, the commander was Duan Ting. The early stage of the first round was as flat as water. Except for Liang Nian in the middle lane, there was still a little noise, and the other lanes seemed to be assimilated.

In the later stage, there were only two serious team battles. Lin Chao took Kenan as the MVP, and washed away his uselessness when he played 2UTen.

The second game was relatively bumpy. The two sides fought back and forth, and finally the opponent stole the tower and lost.

The score came to 1:1.

The third game officially started. Not to mention the field, even the atmosphere in the training room of the second team became heavy.

"Jiang Ye, did you feel anything?" Xie Ximian asked.

"It's okay in the early stage, but I'm a little confused in the later stage." Jiang Ye frowned, "And it's very scattered. I hit my own, and I didn't plan who to beat first."

Xie Qimian nodded: "One is that the conductor doesn't know how to play in the late stage, and the other is that the team is not cooperating enough." He said, "Take them as a mirror, take a good look at yourself, and don't make the same mistake."

The third one went to the AD and support of the second team, and the second team obviously became nervous: "Why did you choose Syndra for the bot lane?"

"We can't get together anyway, why don't we just fight our own?" the top laner said, "But the opponent's AD and mid laner are very fragile, maybe it will have a miraculous effect."

Xie Ximian was so focused on getting along with Jiang Ye during this time that he didn't have time to devote himself to watching the second team's Rank. Just relying on these two days of observation, he couldn't judge the effect of this lineup.

"If this bottom lane combination doesn't play well, you can go straight to [-] shots." Jiang Ye said coldly.

"That's not going to be..." Shang Dan said.

Jiang Ye vetoed: "There is nothing impossible, this is an objective fact."

Xie Ximian glanced at him: "What lineup do you think is suitable?"

"Sindra is fine, let's see who plays and see if he will play." Jiang Ye asked, "Don't you think so?"

The top order also learned enough of Jiang Ye's various Bking speeches in the past two days, and said with a smile: "I think Brother Ye is good at everything, but he is a bit cold." .”

Xie Qimian propped his chin, and lazily repeated to Jiang Ye: "Mouth—cold—heart—hot—"

"The two of them know that their idols are supervising the battle, and they will definitely fight with all their strength!" said the top laner, "We must win this point!"

Jiang Ye looked up at Xie Ximian and didn't say anything. He moved the stool to a place very close to Xie Ximian after the match officially started.

"What are you doing?" Xie Ximian asked.

Jiang Ye put the coconut juice on Xie Qimian's lap: "It's abandoned."

"It's abandoned. Does that mean I don't want it anymore?" Xie Ximian asked.

Jiang Ye finally got his wish and sat next to Xie Qimian, with the armrests of the chairs close together, sitting in the last row: "You believe everything you say."

"Don't you think I don't believe you?" Xie Ximian smoothed his hair with coconut milk, "I can really sleep during the day, like a pig."

"Same as you, talking pig talk all day long." Jiang Ye said.

Xie Ximian looked at him: "Why, you've been angry with me all day today, and I didn't do anything wrong."

"No. Watch your game." Jiang Ye said, "I will blame you if you lose in a while."

"Okay, okay." Xie Ximian said, "Our coconut milk and I are just playthings that Dad can throw away at will."

Jiang Ye was speechless, and put his hands in his trouser pockets: "If you don't find so many green hats for his father, you won't be abandoned."

The author has something to say:

Wild Cub: One green hat after another, the green grassland is truly the best.

Small theater: The wild cub went for a physical examination today. After the doctor drew his blood, he asked the boy if he was from Shanxi. He was all vinegar.