What's the use of a good-looking assistant [e-sports]

Xie Qimian woke up at three o'clock in the afternoon, and Jiang Ye, who was sleeping in a sweater on the next bed, was still awake. He put on his clothes lightly and went out, and met the cooking aunt downstairs who came to clean.

"You guys are coming soon? Didn't you mean the flight tonight? Do you want me to go out and buy food for lunch?" Auntie hurriedly put on her shoes.

Xie Qimian stopped her: "No, only Jiang Ye and I are back, but if he wakes up, prepare him something to eat."

Auntie spoke with an authentic Beijing accent and said with a smile, "You are very kind to him." She put on her slippers again, "Why did you come back early?"

Xie Ximian did not forget to share his joy: "Wowo gave birth to a baby last night, so I rushed back to accompany her." He said, "I gave birth to two younger brothers and a younger sister."

"No wonder you came back in a hurry. What does the nest want to eat? I'm going to order some cat food for you to deliver." The aunt said.

"She can't eat cat food now, next time, next time I will bring her back." Xie Ximian said.

The aunt quickly waved her hands and joked: "Don't dare, the one in your family is harder to serve than anyone in the base."

Xie Ximian also laughed, and changed his shoes: "Then I'm going out."

The pet hospital was not near the base, Xie Ximian drove Ou Xiaodian's car out, and it took more than an hour to arrive.

The doctor said that Wowo still needs to be hospitalized, but the three newborn kittens are very healthy. If they don't want to be put in the hospital, they can be brought home in two days.

It is enough for Cheng Hao's family to raise a litter, and it is impossible for Xie Ximian to bear all the kittens by himself. The former duo immediately became worried in the baby room.

"I do know that some anchors have a lot of cats at home, and they should take good care of them. If you don't worry, I can contact them to adopt..." Cheng Hao spoke more and more slowly, after all, it was a kitten born by Wo Wo. Both of them were reluctant.

Xie Ximian stroked the sleeping kitten, hesitated a few times, and said, "I'll take one back, raise it well, and try to keep it living in the base."

"Then I'll take one back too." Cheng Hao laughed, "Let Wowo raise it by himself."

So, there is only one left unclaimed.

"I will raise them first, and then I will find a suitable person." Cheng Hao closed the incubator, "It will be thirty the day after tomorrow, and the hospital will not be working. I will pick it up tomorrow morning, and then I will send you to the base. You will raise all three first." , wait for me to come back from my hometown." He stopped suddenly and looked up at Xie Qimian, "Are you still celebrating the New Year at the base this year?"

"Well, my house will be ventilated for a few months."

Cheng Hao smiled and took his shoulders: "If I don't go back to my hometown, I'll take you in. Otherwise, you might as well go to Ou Xiaodian's house for the New Year. Anyway, his mother likes you."

"Forget it, his mother sent a photo of me and Ou Xiaodian on Children's Day. The comments below all asked for my contact information, and none of them asked for Ou Xiaodian. He was so angry that he almost made me retire on the spot." Xie Qimian said , "I want to play for another two years, and I don't want to risk my life."

Cheng Hao knew that he was joking, and walked out with him: "Where's your little AD, do you have the willingness to take you in?"

"Not at all." Xie Ximian said, "Don't create an atmosphere where I will be miserable during the Chinese New Year at the base, and entrust me to someone's home as if I were looking for someone else."

"Isn't it because you're afraid of being lonely?" Cheng Hao thought for a while, "Well, I'll go back to Beijing in the third year of junior high, and you'll come to live with me. It just so happened that a few friends said that there was a lack of people for organizing games to play secret rooms or script killings. , come and make up the numbers when the time comes."

There is no shortage of friends in the anchor circle. Xie Ximian knew that he was afraid that he would be too boring during the Spring Festival, so he wanted to have fun for himself.

He didn't refute Cheng Hao's face, and said, "Contact me when the time comes."

"Okay."

After having dinner with Cheng Hao, Xie Ximian received a message from Jiang Ye on the way back. He didn't ask him how long he had been there, but just said: 【Is your kitten okay? 】

Xie Ximian replied: [A big problem encountered]

Jiang Ye replied in seconds: [What's wrong? 】

Xie Ximian smiled and said: [Thinking about how to get along with the three little milk cats during the Spring Festival]

He turned off his mobile phone and looked out the car window. As far as he could see, there were bustle and bustle and lights of thousands of houses.

"It's been another year..." Xie Qimian murmured.

Only the training room on the second floor of the MST base was lit. Xie Ximian opened the door, and Jiang Ye's screen was on, but no one was there.

He leaned over and glanced at the table, and it turned out that they were queuing up to play Rank.

Definitely too dedicated.

Xie Ximian sat in his seat, watched the line for him, and opened the webpage to search for "MST·Ye".

The ones that pop up are all marketing websites, most of which are unnutritious words: [Whether rookie player Ye can be the last straw for MST’s life-saving, one-click direct access to spring games], [Highlights of MST Ye’s spring games highlights] , [Why is Ye called Brother Man Zhan], [What is the relationship between MST Ye and Sleeping God].

Xie Ximian entered [What is the relationship between MST·Ye and Mianshen] with great interest, carefully read the article about people not like humans and ghosts, and saw the last line: Jiang Ye has been a fan of Xie Ximian for five years. Determined to follow in the footsteps of Xie Ximian, so he kept training hard, joined MST as soon as he graduated, and became the male god's AD.

"Are you back?" Jiang Ye's voice came from behind.

Xie Ximian turned the chair to face him: "Have you eaten yet?"

"Eat, auntie cooked." Jiang Ye saw that his down jacket was still on, "Did you just come in?"

"Yeah." Xie Ximian gave him the seat, and Jiang Ye just sat down, when he was attracted by the website "In fact, Jiang Ye is a long-time fan of Xie Ximian, and he joined the LPL to follow in the footsteps of the male god...", he leaned down and closed the page, " What was written in a mess."

Xie Ximian smiled and said, "I believe it."

"Old people in wheelchairs in the park don't believe this kind of material," Jiang Ye said.

Xie Ximian propped his chin and repeated: "I believe it."

"..." Jiang Ye looked at him for a while, then suddenly poked his elbow that was supporting the table, and said, "Be sober."

Xie Qimian lost his support, fell limply on the table, and smiled helplessly: "When will you go home?"

"Go back tomorrow." He replied, "What about you? And you just said you were with the three kittens. Are you going to take those three kittens home?"

Xie Ximian didn't speak, just stared at Jiang Ye.

"what?"

"I thought you didn't talk, but I didn't expect you to be babbling today." Xie Ximian said.

Jiang Ye was puzzled: "When will I not speak?"

"Yesterday, when I woke up in the car, why was I lying on your shoulders?" Xie Qimian got down on his knees and looked at Jiang Ye's face from the table, so that he could not dodge. "I asked you yesterday, but you didn't answer, what? Go upstairs without saying a word."

Jiang Ye lowered his eyelids: "Too sleepy, too lazy to talk."

"Then can we talk about it today?" Xie Ximian asked.

Jiang Ye clicked on the game store, his eyes remained motionless: "Can't you ask yourself, why do you need someone else to be your pillow when you sleep?"

Just because the game saved face, Jiang Ye was not embarrassed for too long, and he got into the queue in time. Xie Ximian sighed: "So diligent, I'm still playing Rank after the holiday."

I don't know what Xie Ximian said to remind Jiang Ye, his eyes widened slightly, and then he locked his eyes on the screen.

"Didn't I promise you to go back to Beijing yesterday, the two of us will go—" Xie Qimian said halfway, Jiang Ye covered his lips.

He blinked suspiciously: "Huh?"

"I'm live broadcasting..." Jiang Ye frowned.

Xie Ximian: "?"

Putting down the hand covering Xie Ximian's mouth, Jiang Ye searched for his live broadcast room on Deep Sea TV.

【? ? ? 】

【? ? ? ? ? 】

[You should have finished your sentence!What are you two doing tomorrow?]

[There are some idiots in this live broadcast room, I won't say who it is]

[Is it possible for me to listen to what I just said without paying? 】

【囍囍囍囍囍囍囍囍囍囍喜囍囍】

【Sleepless all night today's bridal chamber】

[Ah, ah, you gave up your seat to my wife, and he only sat there for 2 minutes! 】

Jiang Ye had a headache: "I turned off the webpage and the barrage assistant."

"It's okay." Xie Ximian moved closer to Jiang Ye and waved to the camera, "Good evening everyone."

In the game, Jiang Ye missed the BP link and directly selected candidates. Xie Ximian urged him to activate the barrage assistant, and chatted by himself.

【wife wife wife】

[No wife, boss, boss, boss! 】

[I want a wife!wife wife wife! 】

【Happy New Year Boss】

[I have a friend who wants to know why the boss slept on Jiang Ye's shoulder yesterday]

"You asked me why I slept on Jiang Ye's shoulder?" Xie Qimian whispered, and asked Jiang Ye, "Tell me why?"

On the game loading interface, Jiang Ye was annoyed for a long time because he forgot to turn off the live broadcast, and completely ignored the group of people in the live broadcast room: "Whoever asked, the room management will seal it."

[Do you think there is a room manager in your live broadcast room? 】

[This is the first time I saw the host turn off the assistant and turn off the webpage, it was just a waste of time!Sleep God punished him! 】

【Weakly ask, is the cat mentioned just now a nest? 】

[No way, did Wowo give birth?Yesterday in Brother Hao's live broadcast room, I saw Wowo come out to patrol, why did she give birth overnight? 】

[The boss said he wanted to pick up kittens, my cat poop group won't really have cats in the future! 】

"Wowo gave birth to three kittens. The initial plan is that I will raise one, Haoshen will raise one, and the remaining one is looking for a shit-shoveling officer who can match his eyes. If he doesn't find it, Haoshen will continue to raise it." .” Xie Ximian looked at Jiang Ye, and took the time to give some guidance, “The jungler is going to oppose the facing jungler, the line should go forward a little bit, let your support lean in there.”

"It sounds like he will listen to me." Jiang Ye asked Xie Ximian, "Can I turn off the live broadcast, I don't want to broadcast it anymore."

【? 】

[No, no, no, no, no]

[Niezi! ! !Daddy is so mad! ! 】

[You've already mixed up the time and length like this, and you still want to download it? 】

"You play your game, I'll chat with the audience for a while."

Jiang Ye: "You are on my right hand, affecting my operation."

【Low EQ】

【Low EQ】

【Wandering all night on the edge of Be repeatedly】

[My evaluation is: young people, ignorant]

【You deserve to have no wife】

"Alright then." Xie Ximian sat far away without speaking.

On the way back to the city, Jiang Ye glanced back and found Xie Ximian just sitting there, and his heart softened immediately: "Why do you have to chat with the live broadcast room, those water friends are not interesting at all."

【? ? ? 】

【Are you polite? 】

[My fucking funny soul is about to go out of my body to your screen, okay! 】

"I just want to talk to the water friend." Xie Ximian said.

Jiang Ye looked at him coldly and knew he was faking it, so he had no choice but to move the chair and mouse pad to make room for him.

[I don't want to give up the position, but he fired at me]

[Sleepless all night remarried in place! 】

[kswl, can someone tell me whether the competition circle has a high tolerance for Zhen Ji? Can you make it public? I'm afraid they will come out in an hour]

Xie Ximian got the advantage, so he stopped sitting: "I'm sleepy. Go upstairs and sleep."

【? ? ? 】

【Are you the top push-pull master? 】

【Jiang, keep him for me! 】

[A-Mian's wife Mememe gave MST-Ye a golden aircraft carrier, come to the room to participate in the lucky draw! 】

Jiang Ye: "..." After killing the bot duo in the game, he clicked on the backstage with his backhand and ended the live broadcast.

【? 】

[Nimma, I'm very angry now, Nizi, I only allow you 2 minutes to resume the live broadcast]

[￥@##! #&...&%%]

【Jiangye, when you lived on Earth, did you feel homesick? 】

[Damn, he pretended to be there again! 】

[Professional broadcast anchor]

After playing this, Jiang Ye turned off the phone with one button, pushed away the gaming chair and wanted to leave, but found that Xie Ximian was standing behind and did not leave.

"What's wrong, you look so angry." Xie Ximian said.

Jiang Ye grabbed a handful of forehead hair: "Annoying."

"I get angry when I broadcast live, what should I do, I will continue to broadcast live in the future." Xie Ximian said.

"It's not an annoyance from the live broadcast." I forgot to be on the live broadcast, so I was annoyed.

Everything that Xie Ximian said to himself was heard.

The author has something to say:

Today is also a day of being teased by the wild (but I made progress today, I poked my wife!

Let's get over it, tomorrow will be the Spring Festival plot!hey-hey!