What's the use of a good-looking assistant [e-sports]

The last game is in Chongqing.

Cities near water and mountains have a unique sense of belonging that is simple and reassuring. Even if they are decorated with lights and festoons like all cities, they also have a special ability to raise the smoke to the end of the clouds.

What is different from joy and celebration is Liang Nian who is shaking back and forth in Zhongbali.

He held Duan Ting's shoulders and waved his hands weakly: "No, I'm going to vomit, this time I'm really going to vomit..."

"Master, stop the car." Duan Ting greeted, and opened the window to let Liang Nian breathe some fresh air.

The driver shouted happily at them: "The doll can't stop! It's going uphill!"

Liang Nian peeked out half of his head from the car window: "I really don't understand...why would someone choose Chongqing as their home stadium and build it in such a corner. When I go back to the hotel, I must complain to the league about CT. They It's to destroy the state of the enemy player...it's done on purpose..."

"I still have the energy to say so much, and I don't seem to be too motion sick." Duan Ting patted him on the back, "Drink some water."

Ou Xiaodian turned around to appease everyone, and named Liang Nian and Xie Ximian who were not in good condition: "When you get to the hotel, you don't have to record official stuff, just have a good rest, and I'll deliver the meal to your room." He held up his phone again: "Don't worry, I'll Looking at the map, we're almost there."

Lai Zhiquan said with a smile: "The distance on the map is a straight line, but now we are constantly going up and down."

Xie Ximian: "Thank you, I feel even more painful after listening."

Xie Ximian and Jiang Ye sat behind Liang Nian. From the moment they got in the car, Xie Ximian quietly looked out the window and did not speak.

After an hour's drive, Xie Ximian's face turned pale. Jiang Ye thought he was also motion sick, so he asked, "Do you want some water?"

Xie Ximian turned around and begged for mercy: "Brother, I've already drank a whole bottle, let me go, God knows when I will arrive at the official hotel, I can't let Niannian and I get motion sickness on the slope, and the other has a urgency to urinate on the slope. "

Jiang Ye: "..." He put down the unopened mineral water in his hand speechlessly, "I thought you were motion sick too."

"Not very dizzy." Xie Ximian sat upright and turned left and right, "It's just a two-and-a-half-hour flight, and another hour's car ride, and I feel back pain."

He rubbed his eyes: "It would be nice if I could lie down."

Jiang Ye looked down at his thigh, and quickly shook his head.

What the hell do you think about all day long.

Xie Ximian: "It's not as good as you..."

"No." Jiang Ye immediately refused.

Xie Qimian: "?" He looked at Jiang Ye suspiciously, and when Jiang Ye turned his head unnaturally, he smiled and leaned into his ear: "No way, do you think I'm going to lie on your lap?"

"Whoever thinks it is, don't be sentimental." Jiang Ye denied it.

"Then what did you 'no' just now?" Xie Ximian chased him and asked, "Where is it not, why not, how can a man say 'no'?"

Jiang Ye kept hiding until he was close to the side of the chair: "Anyway, I didn't tell you," he touched the Bluetooth headset, "I'm talking."

"Let's see who is so important, sitting in such an uncomfortable car and still in the mood to keep talking." Xie Ximian took off one of his earphones, pretending to listen, Jiang Ye hurriedly reached out to snatch it, and when he was about to reach it, Xie Ximian threw the earphones into the phone. own neckline.

"You——!" Jiang Ye had to withdraw his hand, angrily accusing him, "Why are you like this!"

Xie Ximian blinked, and opened the collar of the sweater to reveal the collarbone: "Take it."

The smooth and clear bones were printed on the soft white skin, and Jiang Ye's eyes followed the sunken shadow, and suddenly, the brilliance was turned off.

"What are you looking at?" Xie Qimian pulled up the collar, put it on his lips, hid half of his face, and said vigilantly, "Pervert."

"I...how am I crazy? You pulled it off yourself!" Jiang Ye retorted.

Xie Ximian hid in the corner: "I asked you to find the earphone, you keep looking in, isn't it a pervert?"

"..." Jiang Ye panted, unable to argue, and simply kept silent.

"Stop talking and pretend to be an expert?" Xie Ximian asked, "Don't you want earphones?"

Jiang Ye closed his eyes: "I'll see you off."

"Then I'll take your Xiaozuo's wife away," Xie Ximian said casually, "Remember to play me a nice song."

Jiang Ye: "That's my brother in the earphone on the left, not my wife."

"I want a wife."

"..."

After wandering all the way, everyone in MST finally arrived at the official hotel.

Xie Ximian took off the peripheral bag, and as soon as he took off his down jacket, Jiang Ye reached out to pick it up.

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Jiang Ye raised his palm upwards: "Don't throw my earphones out."

Xie Qimian suddenly stopped taking off his clothes, sat at the end of the bed, propped up with his hands, and fell back slightly: "I won't take off my clothes."

"Don't you feel panicked?" Jiang Ye said, "The physical therapist will come to give you a massage later, why are you lying on your stomach with my earphones in your mouth?"

Xie Ximian: "It's just your earphones, not your son, why can't you lie on your stomach?"

"What?!" Ou Xiaodian rushed in through the door, "Who has a son? Pregnant before marriage?" He slapped down the dinner plate, "This kind of thing will never be allowed to happen! Don't fucking do anything to me 'Competitive circle finds children anytime, anywhere', you are not having children, that is killing me!!!"

He rapped out, and found that he was rewarded by two faces covered with black lines.

Xie Qimian: "Who do you think Jiang Ye and I can have a baby?"

Ou Xiaodian opened his lips, thinking that Xie Ximian's sexual orientation should not allow him to have children, then Jiang Ye, he turned his head and scolded: "I know best male high school students like you who like to fuck big girls— —”

"I'll fuck you, uncle." Jiang Ye pulled Ou Xiaodian's down jacket, and easily got the 160-jin Ou Xiaodian out of the room. When Ou Xiaodian tried to fight back, "Do you dare to come in?"

Ou Xiaodian shook his hands: "You, you...you bully the team leader, you bully your friends, you don't pay attention to benevolence, righteousness, etiquette, wisdom and trustworthiness..."

Jiang Ye closed the door with a bang, and Ou Xiaodian was still yelling outside: "I warn you, this kind of thing is absolutely not allowed in our club, and also, you take a break and come out quickly, the official people are waiting for you!"

"Didn't the club buy medical insurance for Ou Xiaodian? It's so serious that you don't plan to go to see it?" Jiang Ye shook his hand.

Xie Ximian couldn't help laughing, opened the food cup on the table, and ate slowly.

Seeing that he was eating happily, Jiang Ye gave up looking for a partner for his earphones, and rubbed the hair on the back of his head: "I'll record the material."

Xie Ximian called Jiang Ye to stop, took his earphones from his pocket, and lightly tossed them over: "It's a bribe, I will praise me later in the interview."

Jiang Ye caught the earphones in the air: "You have a good idea."

—

At 27:05 p.m. on the 30th of the year, MST played against CT, Jiang Ye and Xie Qimian started in the bottom lane.

"Which hotpot restaurant will you be eating in a while? Ask Ou Xiaodian to get the number two hours in advance," Liang Nian said, "Chao Chao and Xiao Lian have to catch a plane, so we can't waste time waiting for a seat."

"I heard he made an order by phone, and there will be food." Lin Chao said, "By the way, did you see the light sign under it when you came on stage just now, it said 'I can't sleep all night, I can't sleep all night', what else is there? "I can't sleep all night and never close", is it the CP fans of Ah Mian and Jiang Ye?"

Liang Nian slapped his thigh: "Then who else is it! I said that the authorities are not fair at all. Last time I and Ting Ting's CP fans brought signs to prevent them from entering, and Ah Mian and Jiang Ye's were arrogantly placed in the middle! "

"This is the high-quality CP of human beings." Xie Ximian said.

Liang Nian sent Duan Ting: "Ting Ting! Let's not go to the bottom lane to gank today, let them fend for themselves!"

The game screen appeared together with Coach Yan's scolding, everyone sat upright, and started BP.

"Third bans completely ban ad, this is to drive Jiang Ye to a dead end." Lin Chao laughed.

Coach Yan asked Jiang Ye: "Jinx, can you fight?"

"Yes." Jiang Ye said.

"Then take Jinx Gatam in the next lane."

Liang Nian paused: "This is not..."

"It's the lineup where HZG wins you." Coach Yan said, "Someone has already taught you how to win. Now it's just a replay and you can't do it?"

Liang Nian: "It's okay! In order to win, I can have no dignity!"

The first game begins.

MST bot lane is a bit cumbersome against Lux and EZ in the early stage. Fortunately, Jiang Ye has a strong damage ability. Cut the cannon for a long-range a, widen the attack range and withdraw troops. When there is a chance, cut out a a again, which provokes CT bot lane Extremely irritable.

But CT's bot lane is not as strong as Lian Jing and Lai Zhiquan at that time. EZ and Lux ​​have many small skills, and they always hit the end every time they attack, and they will never take risks until they reach the killing line.

"It's their loss to continue to develop like this." Xie Ximian said, "You can withdraw your troops at ease."

Jiang Ye said "hmm": "Four Ads are banned, I don't believe they won't come to the bot lane." He glanced at the map, "Lax blocked the ward."

"I'll come right away, you guys lie a little bit," Duan Ting leaned down, "Don't really take control."

As expected, when Lux went to the front of the lane and tried to give the Q skill (imprisonment effect), the CT jungler also appeared in the bottom lane.

Jiang Ye moved to avoid the skill and put a trap under Lax's feet. Xie Ximian said at the same time: "Go to the place where he flashed!"

Duan Ting's Prince EQ [-]nd Company directly predicted Lacus's flash, cooperated with Xie Ximian's Ignition, and won the first blood!

Although the head was not given to Jiang Ye, but the bottom lane had a layer of plating from the defensive tower, and he could continue to bully the support who did not flash when he returned to the lane.

Later, even though the CT jungler stayed in the bottom lane for the entire game, Jiang Ye's growth was not restricted. When Jiang Ye took out endless, the game was declared over.

The crushing victory in the first round made everyone feel refreshed, but in the second round, Jiang Ye started his journey to jail.

It is still the excellent ad played by Ban in Jiangye Rank. After entering the game, the CT jungler is always in the bottom lane. The TP on the top lane lights up twice in the bottom lane, and the card's ultimate move flies twice.

Xie Ximian swallowed Jiang Ye and ran away, and the two were almost on the run in the early stage.

"Is it because when humans evolved, CT people were not counted? What does it mean to keep sniping down the road?" Jiang Ye frantically clicked the mouse.

"Don't worry, try to trust your teammates." It is common for resources to be skewed in the arena. Xie Ximian stayed in Jiangye to eat soldiers to supplement his development. When you are ready to fight, rush over here as soon as possible, is it clear?"

Jiang Ye didn't speak, just torturing himself, and accurately pocketed the bounty of each soldier.

"Answer me." Xie Qimian said coldly.

Jiang Ye operated the mechanism. The gun rattled and fired bullets, and said in a deep voice, "I see."

Xie Qimian warmed his voice and said, "Come on, kid, this is just a little test."

Jiang Ye was shunned, and he breathed a sigh of relief: "Got it."

In the two waves of firefights in the middle of the game, MST relied on Ue Nakano's advantage to develop, and it fought a [-]-[-] split with CT. Fortunately, Jiang Ye stole two kills, and his equipment was upgraded in a wave, creating conditions for victory in the later team battles.

Assemble at the big dragon, the pig girl's big move, and the crocodile's big move were all aimed at Jiang Ye. Xie Ximian picked up Jiang Ye and ran away, putting him on the edge of the wild area, securing Jiang Ye's perfect output position.

Liang Nian also worked hard, holding up the big blue scissors and outputting the team battle force. When Jiang Ye stood up, the five of them worked together to destroy CT and took Dalong into his pocket.

Jiang Ye, who had been suppressed for a long time, stood up and sent CT home for the New Year with three kills in the middle.

Victory!

After shaking hands and bowing, they walked off the stage happily, and Ou Xiaodian held their shoulders: "Win! Win! You can go home and have a good year!"

Jiang Ye was walking in the middle of the line in a dull mood, when he suddenly felt someone rubbing the top of his head,

Xie Qimian stepped on his feet, raised his hand from behind and touched his head: "Snoring, don't be angry anymore."

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