What's the use of a good-looking assistant [e-sports]

Jiang Ye frowned, and opened the friend list on the right.

MST-Roost, online.

It was indeed Xie Ximian.

He immediately pushed the gaming chair and looked back. The people there didn't come back in a hurry, but waited leisurely. They crossed a distance and waved to him.

With the palms facing outwards, the four fingers are slightly bent.

Jiang Ye didn't know if this was the way to call a puppy.

"What are you doing here?" Jiang Ye asked.

Xie Ximian: "Of course it's solo."

It was Ou Xiaodian who started faster than the game. He almost flew to Xie Qimian, pinched his wrist, and said in a low voice, "Jiang Ye, don't mess with the first day of the live broadcast, come out of the room quickly, whoever loses?" It's embarrassing, okay?"

The live broadcast room was boiling as soon as Xie Ximian appeared, and within half a minute, fans who hadn't watched Xie Ximian's live broadcast for half a month captured Jiang Ye's live broadcast room.

[What kind of man are you making up in other people's live broadcast room, the ashes in your own live broadcast room are as thick as the skin of a rice cake boy]

[The rice cake cubs are just the bottom of the MST rivers and lakes]

【If Ou Xiaodian can pull the boss into the camera, he will be my father today】

【Get started!I want to see s-o-l-o-! 】

Seeing that they were getting more and more noisy, Ou Xiaodian tugged on Xie Qimian's sleeve: "Back off!"

"I won't retreat unless you ask Jiang Ye to kick me out." Xie Qimian said.

Jiang Ye: "No, I'll have a fight with him."

He glanced at Xie Ximian's id, clicked to start the game, and entered the hero selection interface.

Xie Ximian tapped the mouse and asked, "Jiang Ye, what hero do you choose?"

[?Why do people ask in advance what hero to choose]

[My boss asks a question about a hero?no problem. 】

[Show it directly, right?]

[The boss Xie Ximian has the final say in this live broadcast room, if you don't agree, get out! 】

[Flour really thinks this is his own live broadcast room, right?So shameless]

【Come to Mundo and throw axes at each other】

[Two swordsmen (without implying the meaning of fencing]

"What do you want me to choose?" Jiang Ye said indifferently.

Xie Ximian: "How about you choose the barbarian king?"

"Whatever." Jiang Ye flipped around for a while, and finally chose the Man King.

The screen went black, and the game screen was loaded. Opposite the rough and unrestrained Barbarian King, there was a cute, naive, harmless Teemo.

【? ? ? 】

【No way, no one will really take Teemo out for solo】

[I just searched for "how to fight Teemo before the barbarian level [-]", and the answer said: God is fair, the barbarian king chases the crispy skin, and Teemo chases the barbarian king. 】

【Jiano: Hasty】

Teemo, League of Legends and Yasuo are known as "tumor" heroes, passive stealth, Q skill blinds, makes the enemy flat A unable to hit, does not cause damage, W skill speeds up, E skill comes with poison, and the big move grows mushrooms .

Countless players have stepped on shit in the corners of the canyon, and have been overshadowed by the invisible Teemo in countless places.

As for the hero, Barbarian King, who is famous for relying on level A output, he was almost completely defeated by Teemo before he had a big move at level six.

"No, this is too bullying." Ou Xiaodian said, "Ren Jiangye heard your idea of ​​choosing a barbarian, but you are here to make a show?"

"Did you look down on Teemo?" Xie Qimian said, "I really don't want you to sit on Jiang Ye's side and be a cheerleader."

The middle lane arrived as expected, and Timo, who was carrying a bamboo basket, squinted his eyes and walked to the middle lane with his short legs flickering.

Naturally, Xie Ximian would not give Jiang Ye a chance to reach the sixth level. It was okay to cross the pawn line and play a Q. When Jiang Ye was about to approach, he opened a W and ran with short legs. Just beat out Jiang Ye's medicine.

"If you're on the same team, don't act like this," Xie Ximian said unscrupulously, "At least give me a shot."

Jiang Ye: "..." Taking advantage of the CD of Teemo's Q skill, he slowed down and turned around, and then he slashed after Teemo, and then hung up an ignition.

Xie Ximian flashed and pulled away, AQAA, drove W to chase people, and the distance was limited, so that the barbarian king would not touch him again.

The fire on Xie Ximian's body burned him until there was only a trace of blood left, while Jiang Ye on the other side was poisoned until there was also only blood left.

Jiang Ye was out of medicine, Xie Ximian Meimei took a sip back, moved wildly, at the edge of the attack range, and directly set Jiang Ye on fire without doing any fancy things.

FirstBlood!

Timo killed the barbarian king.

Xie Ximian pressed ctrl+4 and let out a "cute" laugh.

[I suspect that Teemo's laughter is always there before Brother Manzhan goes to bed today]

[Jiangye's diary: Timo, get out of your mother (the pen broke because of too much strength)

[My family is numb from laughing, just now it seems that someone said that if he can beat him in solo, he can do whatever he wants]

【Barbarian: The harder you work, the more unfortunate you will be】

[No way, how can someone treat mouth hi as a promise, I directly suggest punishing Jiang Ye's female clothing]

"I won." Xie Ximian said with some regret, "What should I do?"

Jiang Ye: "..."

Although the barbarian king was restrained by Timo, it was true that Jiang Ye did not win the fight. He was willing to accept the bet and said, "I'll treat you to supper."

[?No one said you lost, please have a late night snack]

[Nizi tries to make something out of nothing]

[My boss didn't say to eat supper, you are not allowed to buy supper! 】

[Some people don't count their words on the first day of the live broadcast. Brothers, why don't you rush the live broadcast room? 】

"I watched the broadcast room say, if you win solo, you can do whatever you want?" Xie Ximian said slowly, "I don't want to eat supper."

Jiang Ye: "..." he asked, "Then what do you want to do?"

Xie Ximian used the webpage to open the live broadcast room: "Let me see what the water friends mean, oh...women's cosplay?"

"Don't mess with me." Jiang Ye warned in a low voice, and couldn't help turning his head to stare at Xie Qimian.

Xie Ximian was not Liang Nian and Ou Xiaodian, he was completely safe from threats, and under Jiang Ye's dangerous gaze, he gave him a wink in return.

"You—" Jiang Ye was stunned, and the words he wanted to say disappeared from his lips.

【? ? ? 】

【Non-still picture】

[What happened, why is it not moving, am I stuck? 】

[The game screen is moving, there is no card, brothers, someone is eye-catching! ! 】

After a while, Xie Ximian kindly spared Jiang Ye: "It's fine if you don't wear women's clothes, but remember to owe me once." He exited the customized room and said, "Shall we double row together?"

Jiang Ye blinked twice, and after recovering, he mechanically agreed: "Whatever."

Ou Xiaodian crazily whispered "Row, row now", Jiang Ye could only change to a trumpet [Master of Game Understanding], and Xie Ximian [Eat Mouth Sesame Sauce] to hit the top of the canyon.

The queue at the top of the canyon was a little faster. Xie Ximian watched the barrage for a while and then entered the game. Before he started bp, a small theater started in the lower left corner.

[Place Elizabeth: cpdd]

【I am your son: Tinima's】

[Place Elizabeth:? 】

[I'm your son: Gay men consciously get out, don't waste my time]

[Place Elizabeth:? 】

Elizabeth's middle unit on the second floor did not quit the game as her son wished, and chose Lucian.

[I am your son: choose Nima Luxian and get out of the room]

[Place Elizabeth: Are you sick?What do I care about you with CP?Is it your turn bb? 】

[I am your son: die gay, go play pg]

[Place Elizabeth: Who told you I'm gay?Your father came out of the closet, do you have shadows in your heart? 】

[I am your son: Can you still find a girl at the top of the canyon?Look at my id, nmsl]

The barrage is exciting to watch, even more lively than a small theater.

[Kongtong is a deep cabinet, it is suggested that Elizabeth and her son be together]

[As mentioned earlier, cp can be grounded, but not grounded...]

[No, Nan Maggot is really disgusting, who said that there are no women on the top of the canyon, so many anchors are women]

【No, sir, this can also punch? 】

There was endless noise in the lower left corner, and the wind direction of the barrage began to become complicated. Jiang Ye frowned: "Otherwise, we will retreat."

"Why quit, I don't want to deduct points." Xie Ximian glanced at the bullet screen in Jiang Ye's live broadcast room, and tapped the keyboard lightly.

【Take a bite of sesame sauce: My girl】

Jiang Ye: "..." He tilted his head to look at "Sesame Sauce" Xie Qimian, "Don't do it."

"If you say you won't quit, if you want to quit, he will do it himself. Why is this kind of person spoiling him?" Xie Ximian said, typing on the screen again.

[Eat a mouthful of sesame sauce: 4L my CP. 】

【Take a bite of sesame sauce: Husband?】

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My family, I plan to enter V on 11.4 (next chapter), and there will be three more chapters at that time. Everyone supports _(:з」∠)_ (see in the next chapter, some people come out of the closet, some people take cold showers, and their hearts are disturbed. beeping beeping)

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"I'm Just a Trash Picker"

Nan Sang woke up in a garbage dump, with no one around.

Without memory and skills, in order to survive, Nansang can only pick up garbage everywhere.

In the first month, he picked up a piece of moldy bread and ate it without dying.

In the second month, he picked up a piece of rotten wood and ate it, but he survived.

In the tenth month, he picked up a bottle of beverage with a production date of 50 years ago and drank it, but he survived.

No.13 months, he picked up an adult male and almost died.

The man he picked up had a handsome face and his name was Zhou Zhuo.

It's also a little annoying, and he refuses to leave anyway.

Zhou Zhuo: "You smell like me."

Nan Sang: "But sir, I'm just an ordinary scavenger."

Zhou Zhuo: "Scavenger?"

Nan Sang: "It's just picking up trash."

Zhou Zhuo: "What kind of trash do you usually pick up?"

Nan Sang: "I pick up everything, such as old metal, such as gears... such as you."

Zhou Zhuo: "?"

later--

Zhou Zhuo pinched the waist of the person in his arms: who am I?

Nan Sang blinked: I picked it up...husband.

Superficially abstinent, but in fact, sullen attack Zhou Zhuo x War Machine violent beauty suffers Nansang

Shou is a bionic robot, Gong is a human (occasionally not human)

Wasteland, science fiction elements.