Cannon fodder please stop tea talk
Chapter 43 Homophobia?Really?
Ji Fengmian stopped, with no expression on his face.
An Kexia said a few words, then passed the water over.
"It's the same trick again. Before at home, he gave Brother Feng fruit or something, but Brother Feng ignored him, and then fell down for no reason."
Jiang Nanshu didn't care about this kind of thing, but when he heard this, he felt something was wrong.
"You said he fell? Framed Ji Fengmian?"
This seems to be the behavior of the green tea manual, but what is it for.
Fang Xiao sighed, "No, that day I took my cousin to play together. She has always liked Brother Feng, so he fell in front of my cousin. Later, I asked my cousin when I went back, and she said she didn't trip anyone up. , it was that little green tea who framed her."
Fang Xiao paused, "It's inexplicable, Brother Feng doesn't like men, even if he doesn't like my sister, he wouldn't like An Kexia! Who is he showing this to?"
Jiang Nanshu: "You also know about Ji Fengmian's homophobia?"
"That's not true, it was Zhao Sen who discovered this matter." Fang Xiao was quick to speak without any restraint, and directly told what Ji Fengmian asked Zhao Sen for consultation.
Hearing this, Jiang Nanshu frowned. In other words, when Ji Fengmian said that he was "homophobic", he simply heard Zhao Sen say that casually without a doctor's diagnosis?
"Fuck! Brother Feng actually took the water down? What is this for?"
Jiang Nanshu came back to his senses, looked up and saw Ji Fengmian walking over with a water bottle.
"Here we come." Ji Fengmian lifted his chin, and threw the water bottle in his hand to Fang Xiao, "Drink water."
The movement was smooth, as if the bottle of water was for Fang Xiao.
"Jiang Jiang, what's the matter, I still look good."
Ji Fengmian picked up a towel beside him and wiped his sweat, then picked up Jiang Nanshu's cup, opened it and started drinking water.
Jiang Nanshu's habit is to bring a huge kettle with warm boiled water in it when he goes to class, which is not a habit.
Ji Fengmian had sneered several times, but now he was quick enough to drink water.
It was almost too late for Jiang Nanshu to react.
Jiang Nanshu withdrew his half-raised hand and thought about it.
Good friends drink each other's water, it seems... nothing unusual.
His gaze moved down slightly, and landed on Ji Fengmian's slightly rolling Adam's apple and jaw line, and a few words suddenly popped up in his mind.
[Such a perfect line is most suitable for licking from top to bottom and then holding it. 】
【So sexy, this is the walking hormone Benmon. 】
This is the comment under Ji Fengmian's popular photo that went out of the circle. Jiang Nanshu had seen it a few times, but unexpectedly, it popped up at this time.
"!"
As if being scalded, he hurriedly looked away.
Fortunately, at this time, Fang Xiao interrupted suddenly, and no one noticed his abnormality.
"Brother Feng, what are you drinking?"
"Warm water."
"Didn't you say that playing ball and drinking warm water is the most boring thing?"
"What do you know, I call it health preservation, and I will stay with my family Jiang Jiang for a long time in the future. Of course, I must take good care of my body."
Ji Fengmian was arguing with Fang Xiao, when someone suddenly yelled.
"Brother Feng."
Ji Fengmian raised his eyes, "Didn't I say I got it, you go there first, my car will take Zhao Sen and Fang Xiao won't be able to sit down."
"No, I want to talk to Brother Jiang..."
Ji Fengmian stared at him sharply, "Who do you call brother? Jiang Jiang doesn't know you well, so he calls you by name."
"Oh." An Kexia nodded aggrievedly, "Jiang Nanshu, I just passed by to say hello, long time no see, come to my house to play when you have time."
Jiang Nanshu nodded, before he could speak, he heard Ji Fengmian say, "Okay, got it, goodbye."
An Kexia had no choice but to turn around and leave.
Ji Fengmian raised his hand, put it on Jiang Nanshu's shoulder, and whispered, "Jiang Jiang, let me tell you, I've already confirmed that he is really a scheming Ling."
"What?" Jiang Nanshu was a little puzzled, not understanding what was going on.
"Didn't I stay in Anping City for two months during the summer vacation? After going home for a few days, An Kexia told me out of nowhere that he likes the same sex."
Ji Fengmian frowned, as if recalling an unpleasant scene.
Jiang Nanshu asked: "Why did he tell you this? You...have a good relationship?"
In his concept, it should be that only friends who have a good relationship will talk about this kind of sexuality.When Ji Fengmian and An Kexia were in Lizhou, their relationship could only be regarded as strangers.
Could it be that the sex in the novel is really attractive like fate, and it only takes a few days for the relationship to advance by leaps and bounds, if so...
Jiang Nanshu inevitably thought of the dream that had troubled him for a long time. The intense irrational emotion in the dream really made him not want to touch it.
"I don't know, it's inexplicable, saying that family members should understand each other, who is with his family." Ji Fengmian raised his eyebrows, "My only brother is you, but this is not a bad thing."
Jiang Nanshu was brought back to reality from that dream by Ji Fengmian's series of complaints, "Huh?"
"Before I told you that this man was a scheming Ling, I was still a little apprehensive, afraid that he would be wronged, but now that he blew himself up as a werewolf, that's just right."
Jiang Nanshu: "Just what?"
"Stay away from him." Ji Fengmian pointed to the water in Fang Xiao's hand, "Just now he stopped me from delivering water, but I didn't want to pick it up, so he said he would come over and give it to you."
"Give it to me?" Jiang Nanshu thought for a while, and then understood An Kexia's routine.
"Xiaozi, I won't fight anymore, you go up and fight."
Ji Fengmian said something casually, and then turned around to explain it to Jiang Nanshu.
"I think he came to our school this time for an impure purpose. He came to inform me about my dad coming home for dinner on his birthday. Just call for this kind of thing."
After he finished speaking, he took another sip of water and watched Fang Xiao and Zhao Sen grab rebounds on the court.
This is not a formal game, it's just a game of playing in school, Ji Fengmian's activities started, and seeing Jiang Nanshu coming over, he is naturally satisfied.
His goal today has been achieved, one is to let Jiang Nanshu appreciate his long-lost heroic appearance; the other is to confirm his position in Jiang Nanshu's heart.
Jiang Nanshu is willing to give up the plan to go to the library and come to watch him play, Ji Fengmian can be sure that he is still the only good brother in Jiang Nanshu's heart.
Hearing this sentence, Jiang Nanshu was a little surprised. It seems that under the occasional stimulation during this period, Ji Fengmian has developed a certain sensitivity to tea art.
"Impure purpose? How to say?"
He asked casually.
"I think Ankexia likes you."
Jiang Nanshu: "..."
He was silent for a long time without speaking.
Ji Fengmian seemed to interpret this silence into other meanings, and was a little anxious, "Don't believe me, otherwise why would he come over to bring you water?"
"I think that water should be given to you."
Ji Fengmian frowned, and thought for three seconds, "I don't believe it, otherwise why would he offer you water as soon as I said I don't want it, not Fang Xiao or Zhao Sen, I think he just likes you."
Jiang Nanshu found that he couldn't refute this logic, he could only say: "It's just a bottle of water."
"Jiang Jiang, you don't understand." Ji Fengmian was heartbroken, "The scheming Ling always beats around the bush. His purpose is to deliver water to you, but he bluffed and said it was for me. By the way, you said that , this is called tea art!"
Jiang Nanshu was a little speechless, and in the end he could only say, "Okay, I get it, you go ahead, I'm going back to the dormitory first."
Jiang Nanshu got up and was about to leave, but was pulled back again.
"and many more."
"what happened?"
"go home with me."
Tomorrow is the weekend, Ji Fengmian thinks it is not safe to put Jiang Nanshu in the school.Not for anything else, just because Jiang Nanshu rejected his dinner invitation yesterday.
Ji Fengmian would never put anyone in a school that is in danger until the threat in the school is completely eliminated.
What's more, he had already seen An Kexia's unruly thoughts about Jiang Nanshu just now, and he felt even more uneasy at this moment.
The biggest reason why his family, Jiang Jiang, doesn't want to get married and have children is because the nature of his future work will be away all the year round, and getting married and having children is irresponsible to the other half.
but……
What if Jiang Nanshu's other half is a man?
"Hiss—" Jiang Nanshu frowned slightly, "Let go, it hurts."
"Ah, I'm sorry." Ji Fengmian jumped up, "I haven't seen my grandpa for a long time, this time he will go back to live for two days, together."
For this reason, Jiang Nanshu couldn't find any reason to refuse.
He nodded, "OK."
"Let's go, let's go back and take a shower."
Ji Fengmian got up, took Jiang Nanshu in his arms and left towards the dormitory.
When Zhao Sen and Fang Xiao on the field finished their match and returned to the sidelines, they looked at the bags and clothes they had thrown aside.
Zhao Sen: "Where is Brother Feng?"
Fang Xiao: "I don't know, he was still here just now. Ah, did he leave with Brother Nan?"
"Did he forget that the two of us came to walk with him?"
"..., this, is it the legendary one who values sex over friends?"
Fang Xiao looked at the end of the road where no one could be seen in confusion, and uttered a sentence.
Zhao Sen frowned, "Don't talk nonsense, Brother Feng is homophobic."
Fang Xiao remembered Ji Fengmian's clinging to Jiang Nanshu just now, and couldn't help asking: "Well, have you asked your cousin carefully, is homophobia really like this?"
Zhao Sen paused for a moment, and began to doubt himself.
"How about I ask? I always feel that something is not right."
What he remembered was another matter. During the summer vacation, Ji Fengmian insisted on switching to the same dormitory with Jiang Nanshu.
Zhao Sen asked Ji Fengmian why.
Ji Fengmian said, how could he let Jiang Nanshu live under the same roof with other men in a place he couldn't see.
Zhao Sen didn't think much about it at the time, but now that he thinks about it, this sentence doesn't sound right.
Who would have such a heavy desire to monopolize a friend?
unusual.
***
in the dormitory.
Jiang Nanshu stood in front of the closet to pack his things, and the sound of shower came from the bathroom.
The other two roommates haven't come back yet, so it's just the two of them.
"Jiang Jiang, help me get my clothes!"
"no!"
"Well, why? Jiang Jiang, you are so fierce."
Jiang Nanshu's hand stopped for a moment, "You can come out naked, you are all men, why are you shy?"
He lowered his eyes and continued to pack his things.
It's just that the sentence just now made Jiang Nanshu a little dazed. He subconsciously refused, and it was only after he said this that he realized that he was abnormal.
Yes, they are all men, why is he shy?Why would you flatly refuse to help send clothes in.
It's because he didn't want to see such a hazy and ambiguous scene in the bathroom...
stop!
Can't think about it anymore, it's dangerous to think about it any longer.
Jiang Nanshu's reason came online urgently, he simply stopped what he was doing, sat down at the desk, picked up a document and began to read it.
The cold and square words gradually pulled his thoughts away from himself, and his chaotic thoughts gradually calmed down, as if the momentary impulse just now did not exist.
Until, the warm body came up.
Jiang Nanshu only felt a sinking behind him, and someone complained.
"Jiang Jiang, you are too cruel, do the documents look better than mine?"
"..." Jiang Nanshu said coldly, "Please put on your clothes."
Ji Fengmian: "They're all men, why are you shy? Come on, turn around and confront me."
While talking, he started to move, he directly grabbed Jiang Nanshu's shoulder and turned him around.
Unable to guard against it, Jiang Nanshu rubbed his whole face against Ji Fengmian's abdomen and turned around.
"!"
Ji Fengmian still didn't realize it, and was triumphant, "How about it, my abs are more perfect than a year ago, I've been exercising every day for the past two months..."
"Ji Fengmian." Jiang Nanshu interrupted him suddenly, "Why aren't you dizzy?"
"Ah?" Ji Fengmian blinked and said something belatedly.
"Yeah, why didn't I faint?"
An Kexia said a few words, then passed the water over.
"It's the same trick again. Before at home, he gave Brother Feng fruit or something, but Brother Feng ignored him, and then fell down for no reason."
Jiang Nanshu didn't care about this kind of thing, but when he heard this, he felt something was wrong.
"You said he fell? Framed Ji Fengmian?"
This seems to be the behavior of the green tea manual, but what is it for.
Fang Xiao sighed, "No, that day I took my cousin to play together. She has always liked Brother Feng, so he fell in front of my cousin. Later, I asked my cousin when I went back, and she said she didn't trip anyone up. , it was that little green tea who framed her."
Fang Xiao paused, "It's inexplicable, Brother Feng doesn't like men, even if he doesn't like my sister, he wouldn't like An Kexia! Who is he showing this to?"
Jiang Nanshu: "You also know about Ji Fengmian's homophobia?"
"That's not true, it was Zhao Sen who discovered this matter." Fang Xiao was quick to speak without any restraint, and directly told what Ji Fengmian asked Zhao Sen for consultation.
Hearing this, Jiang Nanshu frowned. In other words, when Ji Fengmian said that he was "homophobic", he simply heard Zhao Sen say that casually without a doctor's diagnosis?
"Fuck! Brother Feng actually took the water down? What is this for?"
Jiang Nanshu came back to his senses, looked up and saw Ji Fengmian walking over with a water bottle.
"Here we come." Ji Fengmian lifted his chin, and threw the water bottle in his hand to Fang Xiao, "Drink water."
The movement was smooth, as if the bottle of water was for Fang Xiao.
"Jiang Jiang, what's the matter, I still look good."
Ji Fengmian picked up a towel beside him and wiped his sweat, then picked up Jiang Nanshu's cup, opened it and started drinking water.
Jiang Nanshu's habit is to bring a huge kettle with warm boiled water in it when he goes to class, which is not a habit.
Ji Fengmian had sneered several times, but now he was quick enough to drink water.
It was almost too late for Jiang Nanshu to react.
Jiang Nanshu withdrew his half-raised hand and thought about it.
Good friends drink each other's water, it seems... nothing unusual.
His gaze moved down slightly, and landed on Ji Fengmian's slightly rolling Adam's apple and jaw line, and a few words suddenly popped up in his mind.
[Such a perfect line is most suitable for licking from top to bottom and then holding it. 】
【So sexy, this is the walking hormone Benmon. 】
This is the comment under Ji Fengmian's popular photo that went out of the circle. Jiang Nanshu had seen it a few times, but unexpectedly, it popped up at this time.
"!"
As if being scalded, he hurriedly looked away.
Fortunately, at this time, Fang Xiao interrupted suddenly, and no one noticed his abnormality.
"Brother Feng, what are you drinking?"
"Warm water."
"Didn't you say that playing ball and drinking warm water is the most boring thing?"
"What do you know, I call it health preservation, and I will stay with my family Jiang Jiang for a long time in the future. Of course, I must take good care of my body."
Ji Fengmian was arguing with Fang Xiao, when someone suddenly yelled.
"Brother Feng."
Ji Fengmian raised his eyes, "Didn't I say I got it, you go there first, my car will take Zhao Sen and Fang Xiao won't be able to sit down."
"No, I want to talk to Brother Jiang..."
Ji Fengmian stared at him sharply, "Who do you call brother? Jiang Jiang doesn't know you well, so he calls you by name."
"Oh." An Kexia nodded aggrievedly, "Jiang Nanshu, I just passed by to say hello, long time no see, come to my house to play when you have time."
Jiang Nanshu nodded, before he could speak, he heard Ji Fengmian say, "Okay, got it, goodbye."
An Kexia had no choice but to turn around and leave.
Ji Fengmian raised his hand, put it on Jiang Nanshu's shoulder, and whispered, "Jiang Jiang, let me tell you, I've already confirmed that he is really a scheming Ling."
"What?" Jiang Nanshu was a little puzzled, not understanding what was going on.
"Didn't I stay in Anping City for two months during the summer vacation? After going home for a few days, An Kexia told me out of nowhere that he likes the same sex."
Ji Fengmian frowned, as if recalling an unpleasant scene.
Jiang Nanshu asked: "Why did he tell you this? You...have a good relationship?"
In his concept, it should be that only friends who have a good relationship will talk about this kind of sexuality.When Ji Fengmian and An Kexia were in Lizhou, their relationship could only be regarded as strangers.
Could it be that the sex in the novel is really attractive like fate, and it only takes a few days for the relationship to advance by leaps and bounds, if so...
Jiang Nanshu inevitably thought of the dream that had troubled him for a long time. The intense irrational emotion in the dream really made him not want to touch it.
"I don't know, it's inexplicable, saying that family members should understand each other, who is with his family." Ji Fengmian raised his eyebrows, "My only brother is you, but this is not a bad thing."
Jiang Nanshu was brought back to reality from that dream by Ji Fengmian's series of complaints, "Huh?"
"Before I told you that this man was a scheming Ling, I was still a little apprehensive, afraid that he would be wronged, but now that he blew himself up as a werewolf, that's just right."
Jiang Nanshu: "Just what?"
"Stay away from him." Ji Fengmian pointed to the water in Fang Xiao's hand, "Just now he stopped me from delivering water, but I didn't want to pick it up, so he said he would come over and give it to you."
"Give it to me?" Jiang Nanshu thought for a while, and then understood An Kexia's routine.
"Xiaozi, I won't fight anymore, you go up and fight."
Ji Fengmian said something casually, and then turned around to explain it to Jiang Nanshu.
"I think he came to our school this time for an impure purpose. He came to inform me about my dad coming home for dinner on his birthday. Just call for this kind of thing."
After he finished speaking, he took another sip of water and watched Fang Xiao and Zhao Sen grab rebounds on the court.
This is not a formal game, it's just a game of playing in school, Ji Fengmian's activities started, and seeing Jiang Nanshu coming over, he is naturally satisfied.
His goal today has been achieved, one is to let Jiang Nanshu appreciate his long-lost heroic appearance; the other is to confirm his position in Jiang Nanshu's heart.
Jiang Nanshu is willing to give up the plan to go to the library and come to watch him play, Ji Fengmian can be sure that he is still the only good brother in Jiang Nanshu's heart.
Hearing this sentence, Jiang Nanshu was a little surprised. It seems that under the occasional stimulation during this period, Ji Fengmian has developed a certain sensitivity to tea art.
"Impure purpose? How to say?"
He asked casually.
"I think Ankexia likes you."
Jiang Nanshu: "..."
He was silent for a long time without speaking.
Ji Fengmian seemed to interpret this silence into other meanings, and was a little anxious, "Don't believe me, otherwise why would he come over to bring you water?"
"I think that water should be given to you."
Ji Fengmian frowned, and thought for three seconds, "I don't believe it, otherwise why would he offer you water as soon as I said I don't want it, not Fang Xiao or Zhao Sen, I think he just likes you."
Jiang Nanshu found that he couldn't refute this logic, he could only say: "It's just a bottle of water."
"Jiang Jiang, you don't understand." Ji Fengmian was heartbroken, "The scheming Ling always beats around the bush. His purpose is to deliver water to you, but he bluffed and said it was for me. By the way, you said that , this is called tea art!"
Jiang Nanshu was a little speechless, and in the end he could only say, "Okay, I get it, you go ahead, I'm going back to the dormitory first."
Jiang Nanshu got up and was about to leave, but was pulled back again.
"and many more."
"what happened?"
"go home with me."
Tomorrow is the weekend, Ji Fengmian thinks it is not safe to put Jiang Nanshu in the school.Not for anything else, just because Jiang Nanshu rejected his dinner invitation yesterday.
Ji Fengmian would never put anyone in a school that is in danger until the threat in the school is completely eliminated.
What's more, he had already seen An Kexia's unruly thoughts about Jiang Nanshu just now, and he felt even more uneasy at this moment.
The biggest reason why his family, Jiang Jiang, doesn't want to get married and have children is because the nature of his future work will be away all the year round, and getting married and having children is irresponsible to the other half.
but……
What if Jiang Nanshu's other half is a man?
"Hiss—" Jiang Nanshu frowned slightly, "Let go, it hurts."
"Ah, I'm sorry." Ji Fengmian jumped up, "I haven't seen my grandpa for a long time, this time he will go back to live for two days, together."
For this reason, Jiang Nanshu couldn't find any reason to refuse.
He nodded, "OK."
"Let's go, let's go back and take a shower."
Ji Fengmian got up, took Jiang Nanshu in his arms and left towards the dormitory.
When Zhao Sen and Fang Xiao on the field finished their match and returned to the sidelines, they looked at the bags and clothes they had thrown aside.
Zhao Sen: "Where is Brother Feng?"
Fang Xiao: "I don't know, he was still here just now. Ah, did he leave with Brother Nan?"
"Did he forget that the two of us came to walk with him?"
"..., this, is it the legendary one who values sex over friends?"
Fang Xiao looked at the end of the road where no one could be seen in confusion, and uttered a sentence.
Zhao Sen frowned, "Don't talk nonsense, Brother Feng is homophobic."
Fang Xiao remembered Ji Fengmian's clinging to Jiang Nanshu just now, and couldn't help asking: "Well, have you asked your cousin carefully, is homophobia really like this?"
Zhao Sen paused for a moment, and began to doubt himself.
"How about I ask? I always feel that something is not right."
What he remembered was another matter. During the summer vacation, Ji Fengmian insisted on switching to the same dormitory with Jiang Nanshu.
Zhao Sen asked Ji Fengmian why.
Ji Fengmian said, how could he let Jiang Nanshu live under the same roof with other men in a place he couldn't see.
Zhao Sen didn't think much about it at the time, but now that he thinks about it, this sentence doesn't sound right.
Who would have such a heavy desire to monopolize a friend?
unusual.
***
in the dormitory.
Jiang Nanshu stood in front of the closet to pack his things, and the sound of shower came from the bathroom.
The other two roommates haven't come back yet, so it's just the two of them.
"Jiang Jiang, help me get my clothes!"
"no!"
"Well, why? Jiang Jiang, you are so fierce."
Jiang Nanshu's hand stopped for a moment, "You can come out naked, you are all men, why are you shy?"
He lowered his eyes and continued to pack his things.
It's just that the sentence just now made Jiang Nanshu a little dazed. He subconsciously refused, and it was only after he said this that he realized that he was abnormal.
Yes, they are all men, why is he shy?Why would you flatly refuse to help send clothes in.
It's because he didn't want to see such a hazy and ambiguous scene in the bathroom...
stop!
Can't think about it anymore, it's dangerous to think about it any longer.
Jiang Nanshu's reason came online urgently, he simply stopped what he was doing, sat down at the desk, picked up a document and began to read it.
The cold and square words gradually pulled his thoughts away from himself, and his chaotic thoughts gradually calmed down, as if the momentary impulse just now did not exist.
Until, the warm body came up.
Jiang Nanshu only felt a sinking behind him, and someone complained.
"Jiang Jiang, you are too cruel, do the documents look better than mine?"
"..." Jiang Nanshu said coldly, "Please put on your clothes."
Ji Fengmian: "They're all men, why are you shy? Come on, turn around and confront me."
While talking, he started to move, he directly grabbed Jiang Nanshu's shoulder and turned him around.
Unable to guard against it, Jiang Nanshu rubbed his whole face against Ji Fengmian's abdomen and turned around.
"!"
Ji Fengmian still didn't realize it, and was triumphant, "How about it, my abs are more perfect than a year ago, I've been exercising every day for the past two months..."
"Ji Fengmian." Jiang Nanshu interrupted him suddenly, "Why aren't you dizzy?"
"Ah?" Ji Fengmian blinked and said something belatedly.
"Yeah, why didn't I faint?"
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