Cannon fodder please stop tea talk
Chapter 11 Heroes save beauty?
After half an hour.
Jiang Nanshu and Ji Fengmian sat in the lounge of the police station eating instant noodles.
Ji Fengmian was still a little aggrieved, and beeped softly, "Hey, there is no one now, can you tell me? Why don't you let me fight back."
Just now Jiang Nanshu only explained "fight each other", and then the vocational high school gangster was subdued, and they were taken to the police station together.
Jiang Nanshu leaned over and whispered, "If you fight back, you should be handcuffed on the stool outside with those people now, instead of eating instant noodles here."
The ins and outs of the matter are very clear.All the process was captured by the camera, and they were only passively beaten throughout the whole process, and did not fight back.
There is also a policewoman's child in the police station who is studying in No. [-] Middle School. I have heard of Jiang Nanshu, a child from another family.
Naturally, they were taken to the waiting room to be recorded. After the police knew that they hadn't eaten dinner, they brought instant noodles.
When Ji Fengmian heard this, he reacted slowly, "You mean, you brought them there on purpose?"
"Well, there are cameras over there, and there are police patrols passing by at this time of day every day." Jiang Nanshu had already figured out how to get out when he was blocked in the alley by Huang Mao and the others.
Ji Fengmian was stunned for a moment, "How do you know when the police are patrolling?"
"Cycling past there every day, the average person remembers it."
Ji Fengmian: "No, most people don't remember."
He admired Jiang Nanshu's brain for a minute, and then remembered another thing.
"wrong."
Jiang Nanshu: "What's wrong there?"
"If I don't come, are you going to get beaten yourself?"
After all, the two agreed that Ji Fengmian would deal with Zhao Siyu's affairs this afternoon, and Jiang Nanshu would go home by himself.If Ji Fengmian hadn't met Chen Xueli, they would never have met.
"if not."
Jiang Nanshu thought it was strange that Ji Fengmian was not as anxious as he was when he was beaten and unable to fight back.
"This way, this won't work."
Ji Fengmian can't say what's wrong, he just thinks it's wrong, "Ah yes, last time at the pet store, you said that you were in poor health and accidents would happen if you hit him."
Jiang Nanshu nodded, "That's right, my plan is to get beaten myself to avoid future troubles."
"What? To prevent future troubles."
Jiang Nanshu sighed suddenly, and said seriously: "It's a pity that you are too forbidden to be beaten, otherwise if you break more than three ribs, you may be judged as a minor injury and send them to criminal detention."
It is true that his health is not very good, and he is more prone to fractures than ordinary people. This is also the reason for warning Ji Fengmian before.
Ji Fengmian was stunned, "What, what do you mean?"
"Criminal detention is not a matter of being locked up for a few days."
"Are you a devil?" Ji Fengmian looked at the overly good-looking boy in disbelief, and said terrifying words with an extremely calm expression.
Jiang Nanshu: "This is the optimal solution."
Ji Fengmian ate his noodles with his head down, not daring to say anything.
The two finished their instant noodles quietly and waited for a few more minutes before a policewoman opened the door and entered.
The female policeman sat down opposite them, "We have almost understood what happened, and we need to make a record for you next."
"okay."
After finishing the transcript according to the procedure, the female policeman asked: "By the way, please inform your family to pick you up."
Ji Fengmian nodded, "Okay, I'll call Uncle Sun."
The policewoman asked, "Uncle Sun? It's best to ask your guardian to come over."
"My dad is in Anping, and he won't be able to make it in a while. Uncle Sun has a power of attorney, and he has full authority to handle it."
The Uncle Sun that Ji Fengmian was talking about was a student of Lawyer Li. He opened a law firm here in Lizhou, so he was naturally the best candidate to be entrusted to take care of Ji Fengmian.
"Okay." The policewoman looked at Jiang Nanshu, "What about you?"
"It's not convenient for my family to come here."
The policewoman thought that Jiang Nanshu was afraid of being blamed, so she smiled kindly, "It's okay, it's not your fault, what are your parents' phone numbers? I'll explain the situation to them."
Jiang Nanshu: "My parents have passed away, and the guardian is now my grandma."
"Ah, so, what is your grandma's contact information?"
Jiang Nanshu hesitated, but still reported a series of numbers, "The phone number is 86XXXXX."
The female policeman took out her mobile phone and dialed it on speakerphone, "Hi, hello, is this Jiang Nanshu's home?"
It was a teenager who answered the phone.
"Jiang Nanshu? Who said this is the broom star's house? Did you make a mistake?"
The policewoman frowned slightly, "I'm at Jiangzhen Police Station, looking for Jiang Nanshu's grandma."
"Tsk, grandma! The broom star has caused trouble! The police are here!"
The young man's voice was full of schadenfreude, and Ji Fengmian was very angry. If he hadn't been concerned about the police on the other side, he would have rushed to grab the phone and curse at people.
The policewoman's face was a little stiff, and she looked up at Jiang Nanshu, but she didn't seem to care much about it.
After a while, an old female voice sounded, "Hey, policeman, ah, don't come to me about that dead star, I don't care."
The policewoman said in a serious tone, "You are his guardian, Jiang Nanshu is underage, you are legally obliged to take care of him."
As soon as the voice fell, the old woman over there began to yell, "Oh, hey, the police are bullying others. I'm an old woman who has never read a book. I don't know what obligations are. I'm afraid that the dead star will give my old woman to Ke Dead! Come and arrest me if you have the ability..."
Messing around.
The policewoman frowned and hung up the phone, she understood why Jiang Nanshu said it was inconvenient.
She sighed and said, "In this case, you can leave after signing."
"En." Jiang Nanshu nodded, picked up his pen, and signed.
The policewoman went out with the transcript, but Jiang Nanshu didn't move.
Ji Fengmian opened his mouth, but he didn't know what to say. After a while, he asked hesitantly, "You, are you okay?"
Jiang Nanshu lowered his head, holding the water glass in his hand, the hot air rose up and blurred his delicate eyebrows and eyes.
"Well, I'm used to it."
Ji Fengmian wanted to ask something, but was interrupted.
"By the way, your lawyer will come later, and you will ask him to ask for more compensation."
Ji Fengmian hadn't turned his head around yet, "Compensation? I'm not short of money. If you feel uncomfortable, someday find a place where no one is around and put them in a sack."
Jiang Nanshu: "In the police station, don't discuss such things that violate laws and regulations."
He has gotten used to Ji Fengmian's behavior style, and patiently explained the purpose of asking for financial compensation.
The yellow-haired gangsters can only avoid future entanglements if they feel that the loss of trouble is too great for them to bear.For them, squatting in the police station for a few days is nothing at all, and the compensation of several thousand yuan will make them very uncomfortable.
After suffering such a big loss, they should weigh the gains and losses. After all, they are not fools, and the losses caused by the battle of emotions are real.
This is the optimal solution to trouble.
As for the small issue of financial compensation, Lawyer Sun quickly reached an agreement after he came over.
Huang Mao and the others were scolded and beaten by their parents, and were pulled away by the police.When Jiang Nanshu and Ji Fengmian left, they saw that those people had completely lost their previous arrogant appearance, shivering like quails curled up on the bench.
***
By the time Lawyer Sun sent them home, it was already eleven o'clock in the evening.
Baiyun Compound and Luyi Jiangnan were next to each other, and Lawyer Sun had other work to do, so he put the two together at the gate of Luyi Jiangnan.
Jiang Nanshu nodded, "I'll go back first, goodbye."
Today's accident has completely disrupted Jiang Nanshu's plan. There is still an unfinished paper in his schoolbag, so he must go home early to solve it.
"?"
After walking a few steps, his arms tightened, and he looked back to see Ji Fengmian's unbelievable expression.
"Jiang Nanshu, are you going back like this?"
Jiang Nanshu: "Well, I still have papers to do."
"Exam, exam, do you only think about making exams?"
Jiang Nanshu was stunned for a few seconds, and found that he really couldn't understand the other party's thoughts, so he asked aloud, "What's wrong?"
Ji Fengmian's eyes were fierce, and the corners of his mouth were slightly downward, as if he wanted to hit someone, but the words he said were extremely lacklustre.
"I was a hero and saved the beauty just now! The beating was for nothing, it's fine if I don't get the reward, and you still don't care about my injury?"
Jiang Nanshu: "...First of all, the beauty of heroes saving beauty does not apply to me, so don't use idioms indiscriminately."
"Hmph." Ji Fengmian was unreasonable and did not let go.
"As for your injury, it has been appraised at the police station just now. It is slightly contused and has no fractures. Considering your physique, you will recover soon."
The extremely ruthless tone is very Jiang Nanshu.
Ji Fengmian: "I don't care, you have to repay me.
"What do you want?"
From Jiang Nan's expressionless face, Ji Fengmian saw the signs of softening. He was very happy, and he spoke without thinking, "The grace of saving life is of course a promise."
Jiang Nanshu: "..."
"Ah, no, that's not what I meant," Ji Fengmian didn't know why he was so mad, but he actually said such flirtatious words, luckily Jiang Nanshu is a boy.
If it's a girl, it's probably a slap in the face.
"I mean, I've been punched in the back a few times, and I won't be able to rub the bruises myself later. You always have to help me, and you have to take care of me all night, what if there is any internal injury..."
Ji Fengmian racked his brains to persuade Jiang Nanshu to go to his home, but he just felt that Jiang Nanshu couldn't be left alone tonight.
It's a pity that Jiang Nanshu's character is definitely not willing to live in someone else's house, what should I do...
"Okay, let's go."
Unexpectedly, Jiang Nanshu agreed cleanly.
Until entering the house and sitting in the living room, Ji Fengmian was still a little dazed.
"Is there a first aid kit?" Jiang Nanshu asked.
The reason why he agreed to Ji Fengmian to come and stay for one night is very simple, the papers can be done anywhere, and it will only be endless if he entangles with Ji Fengmian.
"Ah, there should be." Ji Fengmian came back to his senses, and began to rummage through boxes and cabinets, as if he was here for the first time.
Jiang Nanshu didn't find it strange, knowing that Ji Fengmian didn't live in this house for long.He casually asked, "Why did you suddenly transfer to Lizhou?"
He didn't think that a person could be so naive as to ask for an explanation for the cat's testicles transferred from Anping City.
"It's just for Second Master Mao...Hey, what kind of eyes are you looking at? It seems that you are looking at an idiot. Let me tell you, Second Master Mao has never touched his balls since he lost his balls."
While complaining, Ji Fengmian went into the inner room to find the first aid kit.
Just as the talent disappeared, a black shadow flashed past.
Before Jiang Nanshu could react, he felt a weight on his knee, and then there was a group of furry objects.
"Meow--"
It turned out that the second cat had been in the living room just now, but because it was too dark and silent, neither of them noticed it.
Jiang Nanshu and Cat Erye looked at each other, wondering if the cat really came to seek revenge.
"Meow~" There was another whining sound, Second Master Cat pressed Jiang Nanshu's palm with his furry head, and then pulled out his belly.
The difference in the scene of deja vu is that it is already a father-in-law.
The author has something to say:
"Fracture of more than three ribs is identified as a minor injury" here is for the plot, not necessarily in line with reality, and the current laws and regulations shall prevail.
Jiang Nanshu and Ji Fengmian sat in the lounge of the police station eating instant noodles.
Ji Fengmian was still a little aggrieved, and beeped softly, "Hey, there is no one now, can you tell me? Why don't you let me fight back."
Just now Jiang Nanshu only explained "fight each other", and then the vocational high school gangster was subdued, and they were taken to the police station together.
Jiang Nanshu leaned over and whispered, "If you fight back, you should be handcuffed on the stool outside with those people now, instead of eating instant noodles here."
The ins and outs of the matter are very clear.All the process was captured by the camera, and they were only passively beaten throughout the whole process, and did not fight back.
There is also a policewoman's child in the police station who is studying in No. [-] Middle School. I have heard of Jiang Nanshu, a child from another family.
Naturally, they were taken to the waiting room to be recorded. After the police knew that they hadn't eaten dinner, they brought instant noodles.
When Ji Fengmian heard this, he reacted slowly, "You mean, you brought them there on purpose?"
"Well, there are cameras over there, and there are police patrols passing by at this time of day every day." Jiang Nanshu had already figured out how to get out when he was blocked in the alley by Huang Mao and the others.
Ji Fengmian was stunned for a moment, "How do you know when the police are patrolling?"
"Cycling past there every day, the average person remembers it."
Ji Fengmian: "No, most people don't remember."
He admired Jiang Nanshu's brain for a minute, and then remembered another thing.
"wrong."
Jiang Nanshu: "What's wrong there?"
"If I don't come, are you going to get beaten yourself?"
After all, the two agreed that Ji Fengmian would deal with Zhao Siyu's affairs this afternoon, and Jiang Nanshu would go home by himself.If Ji Fengmian hadn't met Chen Xueli, they would never have met.
"if not."
Jiang Nanshu thought it was strange that Ji Fengmian was not as anxious as he was when he was beaten and unable to fight back.
"This way, this won't work."
Ji Fengmian can't say what's wrong, he just thinks it's wrong, "Ah yes, last time at the pet store, you said that you were in poor health and accidents would happen if you hit him."
Jiang Nanshu nodded, "That's right, my plan is to get beaten myself to avoid future troubles."
"What? To prevent future troubles."
Jiang Nanshu sighed suddenly, and said seriously: "It's a pity that you are too forbidden to be beaten, otherwise if you break more than three ribs, you may be judged as a minor injury and send them to criminal detention."
It is true that his health is not very good, and he is more prone to fractures than ordinary people. This is also the reason for warning Ji Fengmian before.
Ji Fengmian was stunned, "What, what do you mean?"
"Criminal detention is not a matter of being locked up for a few days."
"Are you a devil?" Ji Fengmian looked at the overly good-looking boy in disbelief, and said terrifying words with an extremely calm expression.
Jiang Nanshu: "This is the optimal solution."
Ji Fengmian ate his noodles with his head down, not daring to say anything.
The two finished their instant noodles quietly and waited for a few more minutes before a policewoman opened the door and entered.
The female policeman sat down opposite them, "We have almost understood what happened, and we need to make a record for you next."
"okay."
After finishing the transcript according to the procedure, the female policeman asked: "By the way, please inform your family to pick you up."
Ji Fengmian nodded, "Okay, I'll call Uncle Sun."
The policewoman asked, "Uncle Sun? It's best to ask your guardian to come over."
"My dad is in Anping, and he won't be able to make it in a while. Uncle Sun has a power of attorney, and he has full authority to handle it."
The Uncle Sun that Ji Fengmian was talking about was a student of Lawyer Li. He opened a law firm here in Lizhou, so he was naturally the best candidate to be entrusted to take care of Ji Fengmian.
"Okay." The policewoman looked at Jiang Nanshu, "What about you?"
"It's not convenient for my family to come here."
The policewoman thought that Jiang Nanshu was afraid of being blamed, so she smiled kindly, "It's okay, it's not your fault, what are your parents' phone numbers? I'll explain the situation to them."
Jiang Nanshu: "My parents have passed away, and the guardian is now my grandma."
"Ah, so, what is your grandma's contact information?"
Jiang Nanshu hesitated, but still reported a series of numbers, "The phone number is 86XXXXX."
The female policeman took out her mobile phone and dialed it on speakerphone, "Hi, hello, is this Jiang Nanshu's home?"
It was a teenager who answered the phone.
"Jiang Nanshu? Who said this is the broom star's house? Did you make a mistake?"
The policewoman frowned slightly, "I'm at Jiangzhen Police Station, looking for Jiang Nanshu's grandma."
"Tsk, grandma! The broom star has caused trouble! The police are here!"
The young man's voice was full of schadenfreude, and Ji Fengmian was very angry. If he hadn't been concerned about the police on the other side, he would have rushed to grab the phone and curse at people.
The policewoman's face was a little stiff, and she looked up at Jiang Nanshu, but she didn't seem to care much about it.
After a while, an old female voice sounded, "Hey, policeman, ah, don't come to me about that dead star, I don't care."
The policewoman said in a serious tone, "You are his guardian, Jiang Nanshu is underage, you are legally obliged to take care of him."
As soon as the voice fell, the old woman over there began to yell, "Oh, hey, the police are bullying others. I'm an old woman who has never read a book. I don't know what obligations are. I'm afraid that the dead star will give my old woman to Ke Dead! Come and arrest me if you have the ability..."
Messing around.
The policewoman frowned and hung up the phone, she understood why Jiang Nanshu said it was inconvenient.
She sighed and said, "In this case, you can leave after signing."
"En." Jiang Nanshu nodded, picked up his pen, and signed.
The policewoman went out with the transcript, but Jiang Nanshu didn't move.
Ji Fengmian opened his mouth, but he didn't know what to say. After a while, he asked hesitantly, "You, are you okay?"
Jiang Nanshu lowered his head, holding the water glass in his hand, the hot air rose up and blurred his delicate eyebrows and eyes.
"Well, I'm used to it."
Ji Fengmian wanted to ask something, but was interrupted.
"By the way, your lawyer will come later, and you will ask him to ask for more compensation."
Ji Fengmian hadn't turned his head around yet, "Compensation? I'm not short of money. If you feel uncomfortable, someday find a place where no one is around and put them in a sack."
Jiang Nanshu: "In the police station, don't discuss such things that violate laws and regulations."
He has gotten used to Ji Fengmian's behavior style, and patiently explained the purpose of asking for financial compensation.
The yellow-haired gangsters can only avoid future entanglements if they feel that the loss of trouble is too great for them to bear.For them, squatting in the police station for a few days is nothing at all, and the compensation of several thousand yuan will make them very uncomfortable.
After suffering such a big loss, they should weigh the gains and losses. After all, they are not fools, and the losses caused by the battle of emotions are real.
This is the optimal solution to trouble.
As for the small issue of financial compensation, Lawyer Sun quickly reached an agreement after he came over.
Huang Mao and the others were scolded and beaten by their parents, and were pulled away by the police.When Jiang Nanshu and Ji Fengmian left, they saw that those people had completely lost their previous arrogant appearance, shivering like quails curled up on the bench.
***
By the time Lawyer Sun sent them home, it was already eleven o'clock in the evening.
Baiyun Compound and Luyi Jiangnan were next to each other, and Lawyer Sun had other work to do, so he put the two together at the gate of Luyi Jiangnan.
Jiang Nanshu nodded, "I'll go back first, goodbye."
Today's accident has completely disrupted Jiang Nanshu's plan. There is still an unfinished paper in his schoolbag, so he must go home early to solve it.
"?"
After walking a few steps, his arms tightened, and he looked back to see Ji Fengmian's unbelievable expression.
"Jiang Nanshu, are you going back like this?"
Jiang Nanshu: "Well, I still have papers to do."
"Exam, exam, do you only think about making exams?"
Jiang Nanshu was stunned for a few seconds, and found that he really couldn't understand the other party's thoughts, so he asked aloud, "What's wrong?"
Ji Fengmian's eyes were fierce, and the corners of his mouth were slightly downward, as if he wanted to hit someone, but the words he said were extremely lacklustre.
"I was a hero and saved the beauty just now! The beating was for nothing, it's fine if I don't get the reward, and you still don't care about my injury?"
Jiang Nanshu: "...First of all, the beauty of heroes saving beauty does not apply to me, so don't use idioms indiscriminately."
"Hmph." Ji Fengmian was unreasonable and did not let go.
"As for your injury, it has been appraised at the police station just now. It is slightly contused and has no fractures. Considering your physique, you will recover soon."
The extremely ruthless tone is very Jiang Nanshu.
Ji Fengmian: "I don't care, you have to repay me.
"What do you want?"
From Jiang Nan's expressionless face, Ji Fengmian saw the signs of softening. He was very happy, and he spoke without thinking, "The grace of saving life is of course a promise."
Jiang Nanshu: "..."
"Ah, no, that's not what I meant," Ji Fengmian didn't know why he was so mad, but he actually said such flirtatious words, luckily Jiang Nanshu is a boy.
If it's a girl, it's probably a slap in the face.
"I mean, I've been punched in the back a few times, and I won't be able to rub the bruises myself later. You always have to help me, and you have to take care of me all night, what if there is any internal injury..."
Ji Fengmian racked his brains to persuade Jiang Nanshu to go to his home, but he just felt that Jiang Nanshu couldn't be left alone tonight.
It's a pity that Jiang Nanshu's character is definitely not willing to live in someone else's house, what should I do...
"Okay, let's go."
Unexpectedly, Jiang Nanshu agreed cleanly.
Until entering the house and sitting in the living room, Ji Fengmian was still a little dazed.
"Is there a first aid kit?" Jiang Nanshu asked.
The reason why he agreed to Ji Fengmian to come and stay for one night is very simple, the papers can be done anywhere, and it will only be endless if he entangles with Ji Fengmian.
"Ah, there should be." Ji Fengmian came back to his senses, and began to rummage through boxes and cabinets, as if he was here for the first time.
Jiang Nanshu didn't find it strange, knowing that Ji Fengmian didn't live in this house for long.He casually asked, "Why did you suddenly transfer to Lizhou?"
He didn't think that a person could be so naive as to ask for an explanation for the cat's testicles transferred from Anping City.
"It's just for Second Master Mao...Hey, what kind of eyes are you looking at? It seems that you are looking at an idiot. Let me tell you, Second Master Mao has never touched his balls since he lost his balls."
While complaining, Ji Fengmian went into the inner room to find the first aid kit.
Just as the talent disappeared, a black shadow flashed past.
Before Jiang Nanshu could react, he felt a weight on his knee, and then there was a group of furry objects.
"Meow--"
It turned out that the second cat had been in the living room just now, but because it was too dark and silent, neither of them noticed it.
Jiang Nanshu and Cat Erye looked at each other, wondering if the cat really came to seek revenge.
"Meow~" There was another whining sound, Second Master Cat pressed Jiang Nanshu's palm with his furry head, and then pulled out his belly.
The difference in the scene of deja vu is that it is already a father-in-law.
The author has something to say:
"Fracture of more than three ribs is identified as a minor injury" here is for the plot, not necessarily in line with reality, and the current laws and regulations shall prevail.
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