[Comprehensive wear] You will get used to it

After Sherlock came out of the bathroom, he behaved very abnormally. Instead of checking the case information as usual, or lying on the sofa and complaining, he sat in front of the computer and watched a love movie.You must know that these meaningless movies are usually called mental poison by Sherlock. If John wants to watch a movie to relax, he will definitely close the computer directly and criticize John severely.

Because of Sherlock's anomaly, John couldn't even write his own blog with peace of mind. He turned his head to look at Sherlock from time to time. After half an hour, seeing Sherlock had maintained the original movement, he finally couldn't help but walked to Sherlock. Locke asked in front of him: "Sherlock, what's wrong with you, are you sick?"

"As a military doctor, I thought you should have rich medical experience, but now it seems that I was wrong." Sherlock clasped his hands on his chin and said.

"Then why do you suddenly start watching these boring romance movies, you never watched them before." John said.

"I just got a little mentally stimulated," Sherlock said.

"What can stimulate your spirit, I mean you are Sherlock, you are the only one who stimulates others."

"It's just a small annoyance of some adults. I always thought that my high IQ was enough to dilute those useless desires, but now it seems that I still can't control my desires. So I'm trying to alleviate my desires now, but this It's useless, I really don't understand why those stupid men like to watch this kind of movie," Sherlock said.

"What?" Sherlock's words made John feel very inexplicable, and he was stunned for a few seconds before realizing the real reason why Sherlock wanted to watch this kind of movie.He swallowed, and said with some difficulty: "Sherlock, you mean you... have you become interested in that, I mean, you want a woman to relieve you?"

"No! Sherlock's eyes were still fixed on the computer, but his brows were completely frowned. He said to John: "I will never do that kind of idiot piston movement, repeating the same movement for half an hour or more just for one A so-called pleasure.No, I'm not wasting my time. "

John covered his forehead speechlessly, "It's not a matter of wasting time, Sherlock, you're a normal man, and normal men have needs in that regard! Don't tell me you haven't found a girlfriend since you're almost 30 years old? "

Sherlock turned his head to look at John, and asked puzzledly: "Why should I find someone who only knows how to waste time on makeup, gossip, shopping, and dating to disturb my fulfilling life?"

John told himself that Sherlock was a common-sense idiot and that he couldn't lose his temper with him, and he took a deep breath and said, "So how have you been solving that adult problem since you hit puberty until now, watching love movies? "

"No, this is the first time I've watched this kind of movie. Before, every time I just thought about the complicated cases I solved, I could calm down my desire, but you know what, John, this time I Recalling dozens of my favorite cases and just can't get over the damn urge. Oh! It's totally interfering with my normal flow of thought, I'm dying of a headache! Ahhhhhhhhhhh I'm dying of a headache !!!!" Sherlock yelled, clutching his head.

"Sherlock!" John grabbed the pillow next to him and covered Sherlock's mouth. If he kept shouting, Mrs. Hudson would definitely receive complaints from her neighbors tomorrow. God, it's 12:30 in the middle of the night up.

Sherlock glared at John dissatisfied, and wanted to push the pillow away to continue screaming, but was suppressed by John, "Sherlock, stop screaming, I can help you solve this problem!"

Sherlock raised his eyebrows, and his expression made it clear that he didn't believe John could do this.

"I promise to help you solve this problem, I promise." John said, even if he is a very self-disciplined soldier, he is also a man with good health and common sense, so a hidden folder in his computer , There are still a few good physical hygiene education movies.

Sherlock nodded, indicating that he would not scream anymore, before John removed the pillow.He walked over to hold his computer, closed the blog, opened an inconspicuous folder hidden in the corner of the hard disk, clicked on one of the most enlightening videos, then put the computer into Sherlock's arms, and said: "Get a pack of tissues and go back to your room to have a look. As for me, I'm going to bed tonight. I wish you a sweet dream!"

"Oh, what is this, Nurse Sweetie? What kind of rubbish name is that. This picture is absolutely terrible, the setting is completely wrong, there will be no room with pink wallpaper in the hospital. The people who made this movie You must be an idiot, John, you let me watch something that lowers my IQ." Sherlock glanced at the video that was playing.

John pursed his lips, scratched his head and said, "You don't need IQ to make this kind of movie, you just need physical strength. Sherlock, I don't want to share with you at all, so go back to your room with the computer and tissues immediately. "

"Okay okay, I hope this idiot movie can bring me back to normal, hehe, look, this nurse is wearing such a revealing nurse's uniform and high heels, don't they know that nurses' uniforms are loose, and they Do you all like to wear garden shoes now?" Sherlock chattered as he walked towards his room with his computer in his arms.

John sighed deeply. It was the first time he gave a physical hygiene class to someone, and the target was not his son but an adult co-tenant. God knows how complicated his mood is now.

After standing in the living room lamenting his tragic fate, John went back to his room to sleep. He is not Sherlock. As long as there is a case to investigate, he can stay up for days and nights. an early sleep.

But tonight is destined to be a sleepless night, John just fell asleep for less than half an hour, and Sherlock knocked on the door with a "bang bang bang", "John, your movie is useless at all, it just makes me feel worse Headache, oh, I can't help but feel the smell of roses around me all the time. John, John, you hurry up and solve this problem!"

John opened the door for Sherlock, yawning with his sleepy hair, and said earnestly: "If that movie doesn't work, you can try other ones, according to your own taste, there are teachers, waiters, flight attendants Wait for several options, Sherlock, there will always be one that will suit you."

"Actually I've done a quick run through of those movies and it's useless, John, it's useless. I'm even more sick now, I can't think anymore, and all my nose smells are roses I'm about to suffocate. John, if you don't want to see a cold Sherlock when you wake up tomorrow morning, then find a way to help me solve this problem!" Sherlock said dejectedly, at this moment his whole body was like Like the lingering breath of helplessness.

"Have you seen it all?" John asked in disbelief.

"Yes."

"It didn't work at all? It had the opposite effect?"

"Yes, John, don't waste time repeating what I said," Sherlock said.

John was completely awake because of Sherlock's words. He had a weird thought in his mind and asked, "Sherlock, when you watch this movie, tell me what's going on in your mind."

Sherlock blinked and said, "Rose, drops of water, pink skin, open bathrobe..."

"Why did you think of this, what did you see?" John pressed.

"I saw Liu, just came out of the shower." Sherlock said with a dazed expression, apparently recalling the scene when Yang Yi opened the door for him just now.

Well, the weird conjecture was realized. John put his hands on Sherlock's shoulders, looked at Sherlock with a serious expression and said, "Sherlock, I think you may be gay."

"What?" Sherlock narrowed his eyes.

"Liu is a very beautiful man, with a unique oriental beauty and a special temperament. Both men and women are easily attracted to him. I think he is just the type you like, so it triggered the one of your comrade. Nervous, and then you made him the object of your sexual fantasies."

"so?"

"So we found the wrong movie. Come on, let me help you find another one. This time there must be no problem." John patted Sherlock on the shoulder, then pulled Sherlock back to his room, and took the folder Closed, and then Googled a very famous gay forum, found a well-received movie from it, and opened it for Sherlock to watch.

London is a rainy season. The weather was fine yesterday, but today is a heavy rainy day. Yang Yi was woken up by the sound of rain early in the morning. After stretching on the bed, he slowly got up, "Bo Lee, is breakfast ready?"

"It's almost ready, master." Polly's voice came from the kitchen, "Master, are you getting up now, do you want Polly to serve you?"

"No, I'll do it myself." Yang Yi said, took a dressing gown and put it on his body and walked to the bathroom.

Polly made a Chinese-style breakfast, so it was a bit time-consuming. Yang Yi hadn't finished it when he came out after taking a shower and changing clothes, so Yang Yi had to pinch a deep-fried dough stick and sit in the living room, eating and waiting.

"Liu, I'm Sherlock, can I open the door?" Sherlock stood outside the door and shouted in a very gentle tone.

Yang Yi didn't know why Sherlock came to him, but he opened the door anyway, and said to Sherlock who was dressed very formally and stood outside the door: "What's your business, Mr. Holmes?"

Sherlock looked at his watch, coughed and said, "I still have to investigate the case, so let's make a long story short. Liu, after seeing you yesterday, my body produced a lot of hormones, which made me excited all night. I tried to find a way Solved it, but I've been dreaming about you for the rest of the night, so now I'm here to confess my love to you. I'll send the roses when I get back tonight, well, good morning, I have to go."

After Sherlock finished talking nonsense, he hurried downstairs. John stood at the top of the stairs and explained to Yang Yi who was staring at Sherlock's back in surprise: "Sherlock fell in love with you at first sight, well, he is I came to confess to you, but he has never done this before, so it may be a little strange to say, and he didn't mean to offend you."

"This is definitely the stupidest confession I've ever heard." Yang Yi said angrily.