[Comprehensive] The Right Way to Survive in the 19th Century

Stability, can fly quickly under normal conditions.

They look cute, and sometimes they like to play pranks, but overall, they are still a very kind-hearted population, and there are often news of them helping humans.Typical elves born in the forest, they are a peaceful race.

They flew into Oliver's ears curiously, and asked cautiously: "Are you okay? Peggy and I were very worried when I saw you fell here suddenly. Peggy has a way. We went back to the mother tree to help you." Get some of its juice and you wake up. Kelly is really happy."

"I'm fine, I'm just tired from walking, rest here for a while, by the way, are you looking for me, I seem to have heard something..." Oliver gently evoked an arc, like a spring breeze, really full marks Deceptive. Deceitful.

The author has something to say: You friends, I am not acting cute below, no one wants to take care of the author who has worked so hard to type. ╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮

☆、Cleverness is misunderstood by cleverness

Kelly flew in front of him in a serious manner, and landed precisely in his ear. She rubbed the corner of her skirt, quite embarrassed, and said in a low voice: "Oliver, I know your name is Oliver, my lord priest." Said that you can help us with some things, especially at this critical moment, so we have to come to find you."

Oliver gently scratched her belly, and asked gently: "You first tell me what it is, so that I can decide whether to help you or not. After all, I am just a person with limited abilities. I can't fulfill all the wishes you want, so, Kelly..."

"I understand." Kelly quickly flew to his other ear, and said without hesitation: "Of course we won't make unreasonable demands, Oliver, as long as you can help us overcome this difficulty, the priest said , as long as it is what you want, we can give it to you."

Peggy's eyes widened. She didn't expect that she would just throw away all the cards in their hands. It was really shocking. It was really great news. From now on, They are fish in other people's hands, and they couldn't be happier.Peggy still flew over, hoping to make amends, "Mr. Twist, you can't deny the fact that your childhood health is due to our care and the juice we sent you. Let you survive smoothly, I hope that when you make reasonable requests, you can properly consider this point."

"I will, for sure." Oliver skillfully concealed the little bit of unhappiness in his heart. No matter how naive that Kelly was, in the eyes of these goblins, he still couldn't be trusted. That's right, who would trust a nine-year-old girl? What about children.However, it doesn't make any sense to him, all he wants is money, and in this world, this is the only thing that is the most reliable.

Therefore, it is not difficult for him to show a smile, "Can you tell me the specific situation first, if it is really beyond my ability, I have to say sorry, but my The request is very clear, I only want some things that can be useful in human society, such as gold and gems, most of the treasures in your eyes are not worth mentioning to me. I think we should reach an agreement on this issue It's agreed, isn't it?"

Kelly immediately smiled, and happily danced around him, "Oliver, you can do it, don't you know Prince Ellen and Princess Lucy very well, I remember you were the one who brought them together, they I am still very grateful to you until now, you are the foreigner who has the closest relationship with the cat country."

Peggy also had a deeply appreciative expression, Oliver stood up silently, and bowed slightly, "So, sorry, I can't help you in this matter, sorry, even though, I am looking forward to seeing you again , now is also the time for us to say goodbye."

He walked around them without turning his eyes and continued his journey. According to the situation he inquired, he was still far away from the next village. He had to hurry up, if he didn't want to spend time in the wild.

The seemingly calm and self-sustaining elf flew in front of him and roared: "Oliver Twist, you unconscionable bastard, I misread you, Kelly, back then, you You shouldn't have saved him just because he was pitiful, and now, he doesn't take us seriously at all. Oliver Twist, you will pay for what you did today!"

"Who do you think you are, you can let me help you?" Oliver asked back, "Why do you think that between the cat country and you, I will choose to stand on your side. What you have done is just doing it casually." Throwing something on me saved me once, it's nothing to you guys, and you've completely forgotten about it until the important thing you said happened. But, the whole two-plus years before that was The cats in Cat Kingdom are taking care of me, they are true friends to me, what kind of benefactors are you guys?"

Oliver looked at the two stunned goblins sarcastically, "Since you are asking me to do something, then have a begging attitude. Don't regard yourself as the center of the world. No one will take you seriously. Reality. However, from you, I deeply feel that it is not bad for you to learn a lesson, so I will definitely not help you in this matter, you should find another way. "

"But, we won't let you run away so easily." Peggy turned into an angry red, no wonder, people keep saying never to offend the elves, they have very small minds, Be careful and you will be retaliated by them inexplicably.She opened her mouth wide suddenly, and suddenly sprayed out a big ball of red powder. As soon as Oliver frowned, he lost his senses and felt a little regretful. of.He is arrogant.

When he woke up, he found that he was firmly tied to a big tree, a very wonderful tree. At this time, the night was already dark, and there were lush trees not far away. The floating stars and dots of light should be the little elves living here. At first glance, it is quite shocking.

Oliver moved his body a bit. For a thin nine-year-old boy, their binding was professional enough. He was a little... Maybe he was unwilling, because he was still too weak. "Do you feel it? You don't have enough power. Why not start with this deal now, get the essence of the mother tree they cherish, and strengthen your own body. It can make your life more active." Ser Bant poked a head out from behind him leisurely, greasy scales were swimming on his body, and where his breath passed, it was obvious that the leaves were no longer shiny.

"Now, I really feel that you are my luck." Oliver smiled, feeling extremely at ease, "How much benefit do you think we can get this time?"

"I don't know, this is your concern. All I want is..." With just a slight poke from Thrabant, his tail plunged straight into the center of the tree trunk. He picked up a hollow grass stalk, Stuffed it into Oliver's mouth, "At least, here, you don't need to worry about rations. No matter how much you eat this kind of thing, it will be of great benefit to your body. The human body is really fragile. It's outrageous. You can only bear this kind of thing now."

Oliver quickly sucked. Sucking. The taste is actually quite good, with the unique fragrance of the tree, especially when no one is watching, there is a secret pleasure of being a thief. Tied here, I will take away the things they depend on for survival, I feel a sigh of relief, and I feel much more comfortable.

Not long after, he heard a piercing sound revolving in the sky, and in just a moment, his body gathered a dense crowd of goblins. They all held weapons in their hands, glaring at him, looking at him. It's really like that.Oliver took another sip leisurely, and then greeted slowly: "Everyone, good evening, it's so late, don't you want to sleep, it's better not to hang out outside, I don't know when I will encounter something... ?”

Peggy flew up to his eyes proudly, and said word by word: "Humans, don't be too arrogant. If you become our enemy, it is not a happy thing. Your current behavior has seriously offended us. Getting rid of us is almost equivalent to declaring war. However, if you can settle the matter of the cat country, I can help you maneuver through it and keep you safe. You have no time to think about it, but the high priest will come soon. When the time comes, the result It's not something you can bear."

Oliver smiled, "Okay, let's see who will end up miserable. If I'm not wrong, it's all your own behavior until now. I really want to make things bigger. I'm looking forward to it." .”

"There is one last thing I haven't reminded you. It's not that I'm in a weak position. If you want to survive safely and have a future, you have to pay more. Your Excellency the High Priest?" Oliver looked at an old elf flying slowly behind with confidence, looking decent.

His speed was not fast, but he was very steady, and his status was obvious. He slowly stopped in front of Oliver, and calmly stated a fact, "Peggy acted without authorization, and she was imprisoned for one month, and her status in the clan was temporarily revoked." Execute immediately.” Before the arrogant elf could resist, she was involuntarily suppressed, Kelly silently hid her body behind the leaves, she felt a shock inexplicably, It seems that things are developing in an uncontrollable direction.

The high priest knelt down slowly with extreme respect, raised his hands above his head, and begged piously: "The three generations of high priests of the forest elves have the honor to meet the honorable War Sacred Lord Snake, and please spare the trees on which we live. , to leave a glimmer of life for us. The young people in the clan can't recognize your identity, hope..."

Surbante leisurely swam out from behind Oliver's neck, coiled around the big tree, and silently showed his fangs, "Show your sincerity, forest elves, don't fool me with any lies. You know the consequences, if the child in front of you is not chosen by me, what are you going to do?"

The author has something to say: Lord Snake has always been so cool. In the future, Oliver will inevitably talk about tiger skins, and he is still a little excited.Sorry, it happened by accident.Summons the diving goblins once a day.

☆, naive white lotus

The priest glanced at Oliver, who had already been let down from the tree, and kept rubbing his wrists. He smiled slightly and explained: "This is just Peggy's own behavior. You also understand that the struggle exists in any Among the ethnic groups, it is only humans who have carried this point forward."

He gently put his hand on Oliver's head, and the green light spots kept pouring into his body, feeling all fatigue was swept away.The priest said slowly with a compassionate expression: "This is related to the survival of our ethnic group. Even if I know her behavior is inappropriate, I can only acquiesce. I hope Mr. Twist can understand. After that, the matter is over and I Naturally, it will give you an answer that satisfies you. After all, killing a person is far from killing a family. And our family has always been gentle and does not dispute with other families."

Oliver couldn't help but sneered, "Master Priest, since you want to ask me for help, don't hold on to your identity. Even without Sebant, I can become a friend of the Cat Kingdom. Do you know why? Treating them is not from a superior perspective. With your attitude, even if you temporarily reconcile with my help, I can conclude that the peace is only temporary, and sooner or later, there will be disputes again."

The priest bowed slightly respectfully, and didn't mean to be offended, "I haven't learned human etiquette for a short time, so I don't know how to do it. What is the right thing? It's just superior to others. This kind of saying... No. Is it just you humans? "

"No no no, etiquette is just a dispensable thing, as long as you don't plan to participate in that class, it doesn't mean anything to you." Oliver rubbed his neck slowly, "It's just, you really It’s a group that doesn’t know how to read other people’s faces, don’t you understand the current situation?”

"I am the knife and you are the fish. I can decide everything about you, and you want to persuade me from the perspective of my elders. Don't you think it is a little naive?" Oliver smiled and stopped their willingness to continue, "Come on Let's see, we all have to admit that Prince Alan and the others will definitely stand by my side. In this way, you will have a strong enemy like the Cat Kingdom. Besides, Sebant is also my backer. As long as he Just move casually, or turn into the original body, he can easily destroy this place completely. What I mean, do you understand now?"

Oliver smiled very happily, but the priest still didn't quite understand. He scratched his hair and asked, "Mr. Twist, we are not enemies to you. I think the previous impoliteness is okay." It's been written off, what exactly do you want, if you insist on not helping, we will have to take tough measures and put you on our attack list."

It is very righteous and awe-inspiring. Anyone with a brain will probably think about it carefully. Regarding this threatening proposal, after all, although the mosquito is small, it is very annoying to keep dangling in your ear.

Oliver straightened his expression and said seriously: "Master Priest, I am not bargaining with you, I tell you clearly, now, I am going to do an extremely legitimate and serious thing, and your opinions are important to me. It doesn’t make any sense to say, I’m not here to help you, I just want to come—to rob!”

Serbant looked at him with great interest, and he straightened up his upper body very cooperatively. Just his movement of rubbing against the tree caused the tree to wither a lot.Oliver smiled more and more happily, "Come on, I also know that you can't have what I need right now, money, gems, etc., it doesn't mean anything to you, and I don't need to work hard. Please, hand over the crystals and become my servants to send you when I need them. Otherwise, I will completely destroy the place where you live. Of course, it is a different matter in the matter of the cat country Now, which path do you want to choose? Time is running out, please consider as soon as possible.”

"You..." The priest stared at him with wide eyes, gasping for breath, the priest closed his eyes with difficulty, and said word by word: "If this is the case, you might as well take my life away, what do you want?" Is this what you want?"

Kelly tilted her head, cautiously came out from behind the tree, and said in a low voice, "Master Priest, it seems that we have not lost much. The crystallization, his body can only use a few pieces, we have already saved it. A lot, and every year we are robbed a lot by people from other ethnic groups, helping him to do things, how long can we appear in human society every month. Moreover, knowing that we are the subordinates of the Holy Snake, they will... ... put away your contempt for us."

Speaking of this, everyone felt that something was wrong, and looked at the two people suspiciously. Oliver couldn't help laughing out loud, and it took a long time to stop, "Hey, do you really think I'm going to get rid of you? This is unreasonable." I will definitely be punished in the future, and I will never do things that harm others or benefit myself."

Serpent waved his tail slowly, and the tree quickly recovered at a speed visible to the naked eye. The priest thought for a while, and took out a small green transparent crystal from nowhere, and threw it into the In Oliver's mouth, it's crunchy, with a little sweetness, but it's delicious anyway. It's really a unique snack.Oliver looked at him with bright eyes, and the priest said reluctantly: "Every year, a large number of these crystals are produced on the tree, but they are always taken away by other races. There is no reason, but for them , this does not have much effect. As long as you keep one tenth, we can dedicate the rest to you, but..."

A large group of goblins looked at him with shining eyes. Oliver spread his hands and said solemnly: "I can't agree. This is a matter of principle."

There was an uproar, and they all thought that at this moment, they had already negotiated the terms, and they should be able to sit back and relax from now on.Oliver smiled and said seriously: "I've been standing here for so long, and none of you have come out to tell me what kind of conflict happened between you and the cat country. The specific things always depend on the specific situation. "

They immediately chattered, and soon, things became clear, very simple, in a word-before, they have always been friendly neighbors, but, recently, the cats in the cat country They all regard this place as a new stronghold, which is actually a place to deal with some kind of biological needs. Their indecent behavior has brought them extremely bad influences. Moreover, their play in it also hinders the growth of trees. .They feel that now is no longer the time to continue. If they cannot mediate, they will launch a holy war.

Thurbant had already returned to his chest, keeping silent, as if he didn't exist.Oliver sighed deeply, feeling physically and mentally exhausted. This kind of thing has no meaning to start a war. Seeing their righteous indignation, he can only say calmly: "Tomorrow morning, I will go back and discuss it with them."

Huge cheers erupted in an instant, and the priest flew to the middle and said solemnly: "In order to thank our efforts for some results, I announce that tonight, let's hold a dance! From now on, the carnival begins!"

Music floated from nowhere, and countless light spots scattered in an instant, crazily rampaging in the air, it was really quite carnival.Oliver couldn't help rubbing his temples, feeling very distressed. In just half a day, he felt that he was ten years older, and life was so difficult.

Kelly came to him with deep empathy, and said softly: "Oliver, let me take you to find a place to rest, it's absolutely clean and quiet, and I can also give you the sheets I got from humans before. You. I really trouble you today, they all have such personalities, and I have to take care of you." Very general style, completely different from the pretentious soft and weak women before, at this moment, he really I really want to ask a question, are you a fine score?

Perhaps because she understood the crazy thoughts in his heart, she pursed her lips and smiled, "No, this is my real character, but, Lord Priest, that is, my grandfather, has always felt that girls must be self-willed. Otherwise, he would think it was his fault that he didn't give me a perfect family. So, I modified my character a little bit. If I can make Grandpa feel at ease, I feel at ease."

"However, it is also very good to let those who are malicious towards me fall into a big hole by the way. Seeing them hate me to death, but they can't do anything to me, and they have to face the strange eyes of other tribesmen , I feel that life is very good. Thinking about it this way, I feel that it is really a very good thing to become a real white lotus flower and white moonlight, what do you think?" She blinked playfully , looks extremely deceptive.

Oliver took a step back silently, and mourned for those poor people for three seconds. Then, the smile on his face became brighter, and he said sincerely: "It's very good, Kelly. It's a very important thing to have your own dreams and goals. Good thing, in today's society, it's pretty good for a girl to be able to protect herself so well. Your grandpa will be proud of you."

As for the fate of those clansmen, today's wind is really strong, have I heard any bad news before, it's good to enjoy the bright starry sky more when I have this time.

The author has something to say: Regarding today’s update, the author originally wanted to experience the function of synchronously posting to Weibo, so I didn’t put it in the manuscript box.However, after returning to school, the campus network was actually being upgraded, and the author, Jun Huali, disconnected from the network.Now I am firmly using the free network of the library to post it.

☆, go online with IQ

The next day, early in the morning, he was quarreled, no, it was not a person, it was a cat he was very familiar with, even though he was horrible, he still recognized it—the legendary Alan prince.He took a run-up indifferently, leaped forward, and landed on his stomach accurately. The movement can score a full score, which is really quite good.

At this time, he was cheering and calling his three bear children. They were obviously stupid. Stupid. Ready to move. Oliver acted decisively and put the cat on the side. There is a little fire and medicine smell. "The legendary Prince Allen, I think, I can boldly guess that you still go out with your IQ today, otherwise, I am really worried about the future of the cat country, its existence is very important. "

The silly hat greeted his children on its own, "Come on, babies, let's go, we haven't played here for a long time, today, we want to have a good time!"

As he said that, he took the lead in jumping, and then fell down a dog gnawing mud with great honor, and his face was facing the ground. It looked very pitiful.Oliver withdrew his hand holding his tail without any guilt, and silently rubbed it twice on the soft sheet. He always felt that there might be feline diseases such as parasites on him, so he should be careful. superior.

At this time, Lucy also came over, and she coughed softly, which was a signal, an instruction, and Alan and the three kittens stood up quickly and stayed where they were.Lucy walked over gracefully with a spring-like smile, "Oliver, it's been a long time since I've seen you. I'm laughing at you. They never know what to do to be decent. I will continue to educate them."

Anyone can hear the strong sense of threat in it. Allen subconsciously clamped his hind legs and covered his buttocks with his tail. Oliver meaningfully browsed his weather-beaten parts. The smile on his face widened, "Good morning, Lucy, I've been worrying that it would be troublesome if only Alan came over, and he would mess up even the simplest things. Seeing you, I thought, some win-win The plan can start, after all, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, and they still have some merits."

When they arrived, they were already full of goblins. Oliver acted calmly and put his hands on his chest, and he became more stable. At least, no matter what, he would always be with him, and he would not leave.As soon as Oliver sat down, he immediately said straight to the point: "Lucy, come and listen. They have been complaining to me that many of your actions have had a very adverse impact on them. The specific decision is still after you listen to them. Let’s make a decision later. However, I have always insisted that there is only a lack of communication between you.”

It's like flipping a switch, and the chattering goblins, one by one, pour out their troubles and the excesses they've done.The more Lucy listened, the more helpless she felt.All in all, there are only two points. The cat country is not allowed to do messy things here, and it is not allowed to harm grass and trees here.

Don't even think about it, the reason why it is so serious must be because of the four in her family, can they still manage it?Lucy's stern eyes swept fiercely at the cat huddled in a corner. He was definitely the leader. Don't even think about it. If the child is with him, if they don't see each other for a while, they will definitely go back to Jiewa. They can have a day. Do you feel safe at home?

She wanted to apologize subconsciously, Oliver shook his head slightly at her, and he spoke first: "Priest, you have also seen that Princess Lucy understands the plight you have suffered, and she is very happy to reconcile with you, but this land It doesn’t just belong to you, nature created this place, and naturally it is shared by all races. How about we make some small agreements, so that you will have allies in the future, and the cat country will become your friend. Isn't it a good thing?"

The priest hesitated for a moment, he was obviously moved by this proposal, after all, they were all alone here, it was really too lonely.Oliver immediately pursued the victory and made some reasonable requests, "Priest, we all know that it's not a big deal for them to play in the outer land. You can properly allow the people of the cat country to enter, and they can also give you benefits in many ways." Some conveniences, such as trade, and other things, you must also have some things that are not convenient for you to do."

Lucy immediately understood his hint, and continued: "On behalf of the cat country, I am very happy to be allies with you. We can cooperate in many ways. For example, in fighting those little goblins who can only play tricks , I think we still have a lot of experience. High Priest, what do you think?"

The white cat executive next to him immediately took out a small contract from the small bag on his back. It was concise and clear, with a few simple clauses. Oliver realized that he was still blind for the first time, and pretended to glance at it.He continued calmly, "I think from these terms, the sincerity of Cat Country is very obvious. High Priest, what do you think? The future here is tight. It is in your hands. Please consider it carefully. "

Lucy acted first, she frankly pressed her cat's paw print on the contract, and pushed it to the side of the high priest, "Priest, our sincerity is already here. Before, the disagreement between us was only because of Concepts and living habits are quite different, so we only need to be the same while reserving differences, don’t we still have a lot of room for cooperation? There must be something you want to seek in the vast land of the cat country, isn’t it?”

For example, the catnip planted in a large area in the west of the cat country is not only for them, but also a great temptation for these elves. Before, they have been sighing.The high priest acted decisively and decisively left a small string of green light spots on it, which should be their signatures by visual inspection.The contract is established.

From today onwards, they are friendly and cooperative friends tied to the same boat.Oliver came over sincerely, applauded, crossed their paws, and congratulated: "It's really gratifying that the two forces can sign a friendly contract. This can be regarded as the best thing this year."

He changed the subject and quickly switched to the next topic, "By the way, priest, where is the [-]% crystallization you promised me? I'm short on time. Now, I'm ready to embark on the next journey, so , just to be on the safe side, let's settle this thing first, after all, the account still needs to be settled clearly, don't you think?"

Oliver smiled very heartily, but if it weren't for the fact that he is the envoy of friendship between the two countries, and the covetous person on him, I really want to beat him up now, this is a blatant robbery!Since this matter is so easy, the cat country is decided by the princess, so why would he go to any effort to make peace with him?Really... the high priest felt a deep stomachache, ninety percent is not a small number.

But now, he can only swallow it, it is really too dark.Reluctantly, he asked other elves to move these things over.After hesitating for a while, Lucy still tugged at the corner of Oliver's clothes and said anxiously: "Mr. Twist, I am very grateful for what you have done for Cat Country, and I also understand that you and my husband Alan I am more aware of the pure friendship between you and the important role you played in my current position, but this crystallization..." She stopped, as a cheeky cat, she felt that she was really Can't say what to say next.

Oliver said without hesitation: "Yes, I can give you four of them, but you need to be driven by me all the time, and often help me accomplish some things. I guarantee that it must be within your ability. Are you satisfied with this? ?”

Lucy froze for a moment, and didn't know how to answer. Allen said carelessly: "Lucy, you just agree, it's okay, anyway, we have already done some things for him before, Oliver's character I still trust him a lot. Besides, at most he needs to know some things in human society, or track someone down. What is the relationship between us, why should we care about these nonsense?"

Allen wrapped his legs and feet carelessly like a brother and sister, and his height was limited.Oliver pulled his legs away silently, and glanced at his pants with disgust, "Allen, stay away from my clothes, and don't look at how dirty you are. You haven't showered for a few days. Lucy , if you don’t like it, kick him as soon as possible, such a cat, I’m starting to be worthless for you now.” Alan o(￣ヘ￣o#), can we still be good friends.

Oliver seemed to understand the expression on his face, squatted down seriously, poked his forehead hard, watched him roll on the ground for two and a half weeks, curled his lips, "Look at yourself, as a cat , this kind of balance ability has not improved at all after more than two years, don't you feel ashamed? When you go out in the future, never say you know me." After finishing speaking, he patted his trouser legs in disgust. It couldn't be too much, this Is it the rhythm of breaking up?

Allen made a run-up, and threw himself at Oliver fiercely, with only one thought in his mind, since you are afraid of dirt, the old man will smear dust and dirt all over your face.Oliver made a wrong step, a monkey fished for the moon, and firmly caught his flying body. Oliver smiled and said sinisterly: "Alan, if my clothes are a little dirty, it will be a piece of gold." Ah. By the way, you seem to be gaining weight again."

The author has something to say: The cute and cute author Jun once again solemnly expresses, you fattening ones, don’t forget about it later, the update of the author can become frenzied, ╭(╯^╰)╮.

☆、Wonderful usage of pocket watch

A shrill cat cry resounded through the sky, Oliver silently withdrew his hand, a handful of black hair drifted away with the wind, Allen turned his head, and used his tail to well block the chilly unspeakable part.That man still wasn't shy at all, he even deliberately smoothed his ass, laughing leisurely! "Sure enough, my feeling is right. Alan, you still have a lot of fat on your body. Do you want to turn into a ball and roll around in the near future?"

He laughed to himself again, "Maybe, that's not bad. At least it's much less labor-intensive than it is now, and it's easier to take care of the children. You yourself are a natural playground."

This was naked contempt for his feline nature. Allen jumped off him angrily, pointed at him tremblingly, and said word by word: "Oliver, from today onwards, old man I have recognized your true colors, and let me tell you that there is nothing to do as a friend between us! Don’t even think about it, I took good care of you back then, so you can grow up to this point smoothly