[Comprehensive] The Right Way to Survive in the 19th Century

PS: The setting about Oliver here is that he is reborn through time travel, but Su, he does not have any memories about the past, only specific common sense, the author will say that it is too boring to make up an explanation before rebirth .No, always, his character shaping starts now, and he forgets all about his past and present lives.Why not write it on the copy, I would say that it is too troublesome to do it.

Also, regarding the update and daily update, readers will be urged to update in various forms.Silently dive.

Solemnly declare again, this article is the main subject, Oliver is the subject, and Thurbant is the attack, it will not change, please look for cp.

☆、Meet the arrogant King Kate

In the morning, he woke up to Mrs. Mann's screaming. Oliver realized that at some point, the window was opened, and the slightly cold autumn wind poured in continuously from outside. Only then did Oliver realize that he was surrounded by... The body became a little heavy, it should be a cold, the baby's body is too fragile.Oliver was drowsy, and closed his eyes unconsciously.

Mrs. Mann's voice has begun to become indistinct. Is she really talking? She is already hysterical, "You rubbish that should be thrown away, what right do you have to complain? It's just a night of cold wind , you dare to complain? Sickness is not something you cheap bones can enjoy!"

This stupor lasted for about three days. His body temperature finally dropped with difficulty. He survived the long torture. When he finally regained consciousness, the environment around him was completely changed, and there was almost no one there. , There is only deathly silence shrouded in this room.With the dim daylight, he saw a baby who was a little older than him slowly moving not far away.This is a death penalty room, he has been abandoned, he may be thrown into the wilderness just like that, or even eaten by wolves, leaving a sad death without a whole body.

Thinking of this, he burst into tears, exhausting all his strength. For the first time, he found such a loud and clear voice coming from his delicate throat.His luck was really good, maybe his life was undeserved, the doctor that Mrs. Mann invited just outside the door.

Mrs. Mann pinched her arm fiercely, and rolled down two muddy tears, "Oh, my poor little cutie, they are really very sick, but, for the sake of other people's health, I still have to Not letting them lie alone in this cold room, how lonely they are, I really don't want to leave them for a moment."

The doctor frowned and said seriously: "Madam, you dote on them too much. Letting them live alone will make them healthier and reduce the infection of germs. Madam, these unadopted orphans have you You have a place to live, what a noble character you are, may God bless you."

Mrs. Mann sobbed excitedly, "Oh, no, this is what I should do, God, please bless these poor children, don't take them away so easily, their life has just begun."

While crying, she wiped the non-existent tears with a handkerchief, and opened the dusty door. The air was still fresh, otherwise her lies would be exposed now.Oliver breathed a sigh of relief, his life was finally saved.The doctor picked him up, touched his body, and announced in surprise: "He is completely fine now, very healthy, it must be Mrs. Mann, your prayers have reached God. However, other Children are not so lucky."

"No, no, I'm very satisfied now, the Lord didn't take them all away." Mrs. Mann thanked Dade for sending the doctor away, with a little pride in her heart, look, how smart I am, just a little By means, the matter will be completely reversed, and everyone will know that Mrs. Mann is a kind lady, and will not pay attention to whether she needs to take some responsibility for this kind of matter.

She picked Oliver up from the bed carelessly, and did not forget to take a sip of gin. The soaring smell of alcohol almost made Oliver faint. They still reached the finish line, and Mrs. Mann casually threw him into a The separate small room just closed itself. The door was left, the quilt was hard, bang, bang, almost no sunlight all the year round, and this is indeed the case here.However, Oliver is still a little happy in his heart, he can have his own private space instead of being with those little brainless monsters.

Mrs. Mann left the room, and couldn't help taking another sip of wine to suppress her shock. There was something wrong with this kid since he left that room. All in all, let him stay away from him. This kid is also worth six and a half pence. .If this little bastard dares to do anything, he will die.

Human beings live in groups. When a person begins to live alone, he begins the process of being excluded. When Oliver can finally walk out of his room easily, he finds that he has already been excluded. Those children have long been excluded. I have already formed my own circle and only myself is left to live in isolation.However, he didn't feel sad, an instinct told himself that he would not like to mingle with them.

Being alone always has some small disadvantages, especially when grabbing food, they always grab a good position first, and when they turn to Oliver, there are always only a little leftovers left.A small piece of bread, a bowl of oatmeal that is too thin, this is their food for almost a day, and there is a bowl of oatmeal at night, but this is insignificant at all for the long night.

Fortunately, Oliver is still young and doesn't have such a crazy desire for food, so he can barely hold on.Sometimes, he would still recall and miss the delicacies brought by the goblins that night, even though, as time passed, he felt more and more that what he saw that night was just a wonderful dream.

How much I want to eat a bowl of sweet and sour pork ribs, even a little bit of meat and aroma can completely arouse the glutton in his stomach, or a large piece of white bread with butter is supremely delicious, He had once seen Mrs. Mann eating through the window, that hideous old woman, squandering their dole.However, this is the status quo of this society, and no one can change it, but he still hates this woman without any other reason.

Oliver has always been a smart kid. He has been trying to stay dormant and accumulate his own strength. For example, he found a tattered Bible and dictionary. He thought that he was learning slowly. He didn't understand where his unparalleled talent in word recognition came from, but he was deeply grateful that this is an extremely important skill.

Days passed by day by day, and in a blink of an eye, he was already seven years old. Thinking of his miserable life before, he couldn't help but wipe away his tears silently. Almost all of them can be read.Even better, he found a small landslide in the wall, which was well covered by weeds and garbage. I couldn't help squinting my eyes, and hope was rekindled in life.

Soon, the opportunity came. Swable, who had been against him before, had been locked in a confinement room by Mrs. Mann. Without his leadership, those people were all doing nothing and not paying attention to him. , Oliver changed into his most ragged piece of clothing, even though he only had three sets of clothing in total, it was still a special treatment.

He walked up to the small gap, got short, and got through smoothly. He didn't forget to carefully restore the hole to its original shape.It is the beginning of summer, the best day, and there are many fruit trees in the outside world that grow fruit. Thinking of this, he feels that his tongue is full of saliva, and the sweet taste has already spread in his mouth.

After walking out for more than ten minutes, he found a big mulberry tree with purple mulberries hanging all over the branches. Some fruits were scattered.Oliver emptied all the fruits in one breath, and finally felt a little bit in his stomach.

He walked forward for a while before he found a peach tree. The blue peaches were shaking in the wind. He swallowed, even the sour peaches were very attractive to him, and he stretched out his hand.A fluffy tail hung down in front of him, dangling in front of him, with a warm black light.

A cat turned around, its green eyes were big and bright, it jumped up the tree, stood on its hind legs, and walked gracefully down the tree.It held a thin branch in its hand, like a proud king waving his scepter, it looked down at the humans in front of it, and said reservedly: "Oliver Twist ? Did you save a dying black cat three months ago?"

Oliver came out of his thoughts stiffly, trying to recall what he had done before.A skinny black cat suddenly appeared in his room, he moved a little compassion, fed it a little water and bread, held it to sleep all night, and it disappeared early the next morning , it was just a wrong encounter.

He nodded. This scene should make people feel very horrified. But Oliver is used to it, and similar situations seem to emerge in his mind endlessly. "I just gave it a place to live and it left early the next day."

The most attractive part of it is a small piece of white hair on the chest, which is like a badge. "Very human. I am the king of the cat kingdom, King Kate, you can call me Your Highness." It raised its head proudly, waiting for the surrender of this ordinary human being.

Oliver just replied flatly: "I see, Your Highness, what did you feed here?" It seemed that they were just chatting about today's weather. Cats are not arrogant and will die. They don't understand the so-called self-esteem, Every time they start to be arrogant, you can successfully win their hearts by touching them along their fur.

So innocent and cute, in this respect, animals are far better than humans, they will not betray you, as long as you pay a little, you can see obvious returns, how easy it is.

The author has something to say: come, come, come, the famous Kate cat appeared, the king of the cat kingdom, and the prototype of Puss in Boots.

☆, the proud Prince Al

Kate raised her head and continued: "Human, you rescued one of our important kingdom members. We have always been a grateful race. In order to thank you for your rescue, I decided to give you a little help, human. , you can make three wishes to the great and generous King Kate, no matter what it is, I will try my best to fulfill it."

Oliver looked at his smooth fur, and a little bad taste came up. He stared longingly at its body, which was soft and warm, "May I touch you?"

The cat suddenly exploded, and all the hair on its body exploded, and it doubled in size in an instant. It tried to roar majesticly: "Ignorant human beings, the honorable King Kate is not something that a mere human can blaspheme, don't Thinking that you can repay the favor by saving the members of the cat clan." It looks even cuter now.

Oliver couldn't help but took a step forward, and quickly pressed his hands on the soft, fleshy part of the back of its neck, which is a common death spot for cats, and they all like to be stroked, pressed, and pressed.Sure enough, like a signal, the cat, who was so proud just now, quickly lay down, revealing its belly with a small piece of white hair, its eyes narrowed into a line very comfortably. "You did a good job, human beings. For your compliments, I will forgive you this time. You can express your wishes."

Oliver said without hesitation: "I hope I won't be hungry in the future and have enough food every day."

King Kate turned over gracefully, and continued to ask: "What else, human, what other wishes do you have, generous King Kate... I have two more wishes for you, you can just say them."

Oliver froze for a moment, why he was not surprised to encounter these things at all, maybe it was because of his previous life, he always had a vague impression that the place where he lived before was completely different from now.He smiled, "No, King Kate, I have no other wish. I only have one wish at the moment. As for the others, I am confident that I can get them through my own efforts. It is enough if you can provide me with some food I saved it just because I wanted to, and I have no other intentions."

"Very good, human." Kate touched her beard, put her paws on his shoulders in a serious manner, and praised, "Human, I am very satisfied with your behavior, and I am not satisfied with the remaining two wishes." It will be taken back, the great King Kate is keeping his promise. Human beings, you should be proud that you have won the friendship of the cat kingdom, and in the future, as long as you want, any cat will be your best helper." It is serious Stretched out his paw to cover his hand.

"From now on, you are a friend of the cat country. You are welcome to visit and play." As soon as the words fell, a few fat and strong cats appeared in front of him, and put Kate on it with lightning speed. On a small stretcher, it was quickly carried away, and from time to time he heard Kate's angry roar: "You idiots, you can't even lift it, I hit my head! Idiots, do you only know how to eat? I know how much smarter than you..."

Hearing this kind of words, for some reason, a faint sadness arose. He looked up at the sky, and the dense leaves covered its light. Maybe this was the future. He lowered his head...and saw it! There was a small pile of salmon on the ground There is also cod! It is simply a blessing from the new world. He sincerely thanked the honorable King Kate in his heart. As for self-esteem, this kind of useless thing can’t fill the stomach. The animals are really cute. Angel.

However, now there is a very important question, how to fill his stomach with these foods, survival is indeed a problem, he looked at his short legs, and estimated how strong his stomach is, he is still fearless Just pick up a salmon and stuff it into your mouth, eat it raw, even if you have diarrhea or something, please let him be a dead ghost before that.The delicious fish was squeezed into his mouth in an instant, the soft and tender taste, the delicate and soft meat, this is the best salmon.He was sincerely grateful for the beauty of life, and he quickly wiped out a few small salmon.

When his stomach felt full for the first time, he looked at the cod weighing more than a catty on the ground and worried. Is this still eaten raw, but even in summer, he still wants to eat something hot. Hot.It is too difficult to drill wood to make fire, but if you don’t deal with it, the good fish will soon spoil, and food waste is absolutely not allowed! It’s the first time I feel the sadness of endless food. I’m still a little excited.

Suddenly, he seemed to hear someone talking not far away. He took the cod and walked over cautiously. He suddenly saw a homeless man lighting a fire to cook something. The slight light of the fire was the salvation of his life.He stopped, stopped, hesitated for a while, but still stopped, this man was much stronger than him, if he wanted to snatch his food, he couldn't keep it.

He quietly hid in the bushes not far away, and waited there quietly. After an unknown amount of time, the homeless man left and poured water on the fire. Beside the fire with residual warmth, the fish was wrapped tightly with leaves, buried under the fire, and sat beside the fire full of expectation.

As the day gradually became gloomy, he dug out his hard-earned food from under the fire. There was only a little bit of residual heat, and the fish still had a strong fishy smell. Gulping, it was his best day in five years, the first time he had enough food.Starting today, he will never believe in Christ again, he can't solve any problems, religion is someone else's religion.

In the dark of night, he sneaked back to the workhouse with a few green peaches in his arms. After he hid the peaches in his room and was about to start dinner, he was still given a bowl of special thin porridge. Without saying anything, he turned around and left after drinking it dry.The green taste of peaches still lingered in his mouth, and the delicious fish, and it took him a long time to get the smell off of himself.Here, being found to have something means losing it completely, and anyone will firmly defend their rights and interests.

Hei. In the dark, he heard the orphans in the next room talking about him, "Why does Oliver appear here really? He doesn't fit in, and he has a so-called temper. He really thinks he needs to be raised by a honeypot." Yes, he is destined to stay in this kind of place. If he is not good next time, I will show him. Today, I know that he sneaked out. Does he think I really don’t know? He is not here anywhere."

Ever since he drank the milk-like thing that the little fairy sent back then, his senses have become more sensitive. He has always felt that the reason why he had a high fever at that time was not because of the cold wind. His physique has been transformed, towards a better direction. He doesn't know why they appear, but he is very grateful in his heart, because they give him a chance to live. As long as he is alive, any good thing will happen.

From that day on, he made up his mind not to leave rashly. Once someone finds out the secret of his going out, not only will his food be robbed, but he will also be forced to do many things he doesn't want to do.The cruelty of children's innocence is the scariest thing.

Fortunately, he has a good helper, a black cat sent by King Kate. His body is slender and graceful, with a perfect streamlined shape. He can always squeeze in through the gap of the window quite lightly.He proudly threw a whole crispy fish in front of him, squinting and said: "Humans are really troublesome, obviously the fish tastes extremely delicious when it is the freshest, but humans still want to sprinkle all kinds of miscellaneous things on it. Violence."

Oliver took a bite of the fish nonchalantly, and the taste was okay, except that it was overcooked and the seasoning was a bit wrong, but it was already delicious, so don't force too much. "My stomach is not that strong. I am an ordinary person. Stomach problems, colds and other diseases will kill me soon. Besides, Al is just that you haven't eaten real delicacies in the world. , they'll be... eye-opening."

He quickly ate the fish, licked it clean, and there was no meat left on the fish bone, and he reluctantly put down the bone until he couldn't taste any other flavor, and handed it to Al Hands, "Help me deal with it, my dear, if I suddenly found animal bones here, it is no less than a world war, you know, life in the workhouse is always so miserable, you have to be tolerant enough mentality."

Al sat down quickly, his tail swept the dust on the ground, he didn't care about the details anymore, he shook his head, and asked with suspicious eyes: "Hey, Oliver, you humans are all sinister and cunning, so you should be very careful." Are you good at playing games with others, or using the art of speech to achieve your goals?"

Oliver said impatiently: "What conflict happened between you and King Kate, and I need to adjust it? Can't you get along well, even for a day?"

Al poked the ground with the tip of his tail angrily, "It's unreasonable, he is a tyrant, he is an unreasonable cat, I can't live in the same space with him at all! It is a naked provocation against my right!"

Oliver pressed his temples with a headache, feeling a little bored, "What happened to you again, he took away your favorite dried fish? Catnip? Or a cushion?"

The author has something to say: Oliver said that meeting two cats who have nothing to do is really a great tool to pass the time, provided that he must be full.

☆, God of Wealth cat debut

"Neither!" He roared angrily, "He actually wants to stop me from pursuing my love, what a wonderful thing that is, it is the supreme fragrance, and my life blooms for it Lucy, what a wonderful name, like the dewdrops rolling on the lotus leaves in the morning, so crystal clear. What a beautiful person she is, with snow-white hair, and her sparkling eyes, a blue Yilu, from her eyes, I can see the whole world, even if the kingdom is destroyed, the sun and the stars fall, it can't stop my love for her!"

Oliver tried hard to maintain the expression on his face, and couldn't bear to look straight in the face. Seeing the madness of love on a cat's face was really a very inconsistent situation, and he needed to temporarily repair his vision. "I'm really sorry. As a normal human being, and a human being who is only seven years old, I really can't understand what is going on in your words."

"It's all right." He waved his tail quite generously, "Noble Lord Alan never expected you to understand our noble thoughts, and the only things in your mind are shallow thoughts like food. .”

The corners of Oliver's mouth twitched violently, but he still couldn't help saying a fact, "Honorable Lord Allen, please pay attention to the fact that seven years of human age is almost equivalent to three years of your cat's age." Month, according to your time calculation, I don’t need to look for food by myself at all, so, a 30-year-old cat who is equivalent to human age, you can move your noble ass and return the ball of string under the ground Me, it's one of the best things I have."

Allen curiously pushed the round ball with his nails. It was very interesting. He saw such a toy for the first time. Said: "I need more supplies. If you want this ball of thread, you can exchange it with the most expensive books in human bookstores, or simply human currency. I am a qualified businessman and will never lose money. Business."

"Hmph, I knew that human beings are so superficial, always clinging to what's on the surface, you'll never understand how beautiful the inside is behind the appearance!" He stretched out a paw proudly, Quite a taste of pointing the world.

Oliver looked at him meaningfully, feeling extremely sad, "Alan, I never thought that you are such a noble cat, that you would sacrifice yourself for the happiness of others. Even if the other party is an ugly cat, you can still see it." It’s so great to see the delicate heart hidden under its appearance, whenever I see you, it makes me feel refreshed, it’s so great.”

Oliver held one of Allen's front paws piously, and touched its smooth fur twice. The hand feels really good, just like using Rejoice and Head & Shoulders Smooth Hair Advertisement , Even the comb couldn't stop sliding.Allen quickly slapped him, and widened his eyes, "It is absolutely not allowed to slander the future queen of the cat country. She cannot be changed by your words. Her beauty can shine like the sun and the moon."

"So." Oliver sat back with some annoyance, "Hurry up and pay me as much as you can. By the way, I still need some needles and thread to make some small changes to my clothes. I don't have any private money. I really can't even sleep with my hands at ease, so hurry up."

Allen shook his head and threw a small piece of paper in front of him, expressing his disdain, "Hurry up and get what I want, I really don't know why you are so fascinated by these pieces of paper. There is no usefulness!"

Oliver took the money. Even though he didn't know what the current currency is, he could clearly see that the number 100 on it was one hundred pounds. This was really an accident. fiscal.Unable to restrain his joy, he kissed it hard twice, found a small piece to wrap it up, and buried it in a small hole in the corner of the wall. After filling it up, no one would think of putting it here With a huge sum of money.

After he restored the small area satisfactorily, Allen had successfully trapped himself with the ball of yarn. Is this the nature of cats? Rescuing the handsome little prince from the wool could not be more miserable, as if he had been ravaged.

Oliver struggled to hold back the corners of his mouth, and said with difficulty: "Okay, Alan, I probably know what you want, do you want me to propose to that beautiful Miss Lucy for you. As far as I know, although Kate is very stingy in some aspects, but in terms of the person he likes, he has always hoped that you can realize your wish as soon as possible."

"Didn't you always say that you are just a kitten? Why do you know so much about the world of adults? Sure enough..." He climbed onto Oliver's head in a serious manner, and lightly poked the soft fur on his head. Comfortable, "Humans' heads are different from cats'. It turns out that this is the reason why we have not been able to occupy this world." He stood facing the wind, with a kind of sadness, but his hair was as messy as a dog gnawed , People can't help but cover their eyes.Playing handsome is completely dependent on appearance, no matter where it is, it is an iron law.

He still found a place to sit down, and landed firmly on his pillow, staring at the world, looking very domineering, but he must not secretly pinch their special piece of soft meat, they will soon It will become a real snake disease, which is so cool.He looked up at the black ceiling, with a hint of melancholy, "You also know, an upright cat with a noble chivalry spirit, I can't use force. Power, I have to use my own charm, let him choose me, Therefore, I need a staff member to help me go further on this road."

Oliver walked a little farther silently, and quietly took two steps back. He rummaged through his closet and finally found a piece of light-colored cloth, a quill pen, and even a small half of a pot of ink. When Lun came to deliver the food, he brought it here by the way. Thinking of this, I feel very considerate.

Oliver was stained with ink, pondered for a while, and wrote several lines on the paper. After a long time, he spread it out to look, made sure, nodded in satisfaction, and threw it to Alan, "Look Look, I'm not a philanthropist, the fee is clear, very reasonable, and innocent. You can think about it and think about it carefully."

The above is indeed very clear. Oliver's specific fee list: 100. Marriage, love consultation, etc., family conflict mediation, depending on the situation, the fee ranges from 1000 to [-] pounds.Other expenses incurred during the period shall be paid by the client himself.

[-]. As for other affairs, it depends on the difficulty of the plot, and the specific price will be discussed in detail face to face.Attachment: The firm does not accept payment methods other than cash, precious metals (especially gold, silver), gemstones, etc., does not accept mortgages, and settles in person.The right to interpret this price list ultimately belongs to the firm.

Oliver looked at it with satisfaction, and asked gently and amiably: "Have you considered it? I am a very principled man, and I will never do things that are not for the sake of making money. Alan, open for me I don’t mind giving you a little discount, for example, to help you customize a pursuit plan. If you are willing to help me do a little publicity, I can also give you a little discount. Small gift, you must not have found a good gift for Lucy yet."

Allen finally got smart for a while, and said righteously: "Didn't I already pay you? I remember that you have put a hundred pounds in it, so I need to get it now." best service!"

"Sorry, little prince, you made a mistake. The one hundred pounds was the money you paid for this ball of yarn. I have already paid you for the goods. There is no longer any transaction relationship between us." .Now, between us, we have to start again. I need another one hundred pounds. If you continue to pretend, I guess the price may increase. Next time, I may start with five hundred pounds. Prince Ellen, please cherish the opportunity."

Allen threw a small shiny stone out of the pouch around his neck angrily, and roared angrily: "Take it away, don't let me continue to see it. Hurry up and take your stone away." The method tells me."

Oliver unhurriedly picked up the little gem, it was green and beautiful, it should be true, he looked at the only ray of sunlight, it was really beautiful, crystal clear, he suddenly remembered, Kate once said that they have a gem mine there, and there are many such shiny stones.Oliver put it in another small place with satisfaction, "The transaction is completed, Mr. Allen, you should tell me now what kind of cat Miss Lucy is. This is very important. "

"Oh, she is very elegant and beautiful. She would take a walk in front of a fixed window every morning. She is very beautiful." Allen couldn't help but stand up with his hands in his arms, and said longingly: "She is me. Goddess, my love, she is so noble, she always sneered at the stray cat on the street corner."

Oliver curled his lips, it was really a headache, he didn't expect cats to be so nympho, he endured all his complaints with difficulty, and kept telling himself that the one in front of you is the God of Wealth.

The author has something to say: Oliver's rule, even if you feel that the person in front of you makes you want to take a brick, please be patient, that is a big client with glittering gold, for the sake of money.If you can't bear it, please refer to the previous article.

PS: If you really can't bear it, please remember to wear a sack, we are all little angels who do good deeds without leaving names.

☆, the so-called handsome is only three seconds

Oliver tried his best to put a kind smile on his face, and asked quickly: "So, may I ask, Mr. Allen, what kind of package do you need? Is it for me to help you design a pursuit plan, or do you want to solve the gift problem by the way. However, here, I make it clear that the gift and the proposal are two different things that need to be paid for separately, and you need to find the raw materials yourself.”

"Okay." In this matter, Alan looked extraordinarily refreshing, with a kind of heroic spirit of spending a lot of money for beauty, and he was a little handsome. "However, I need to hurry, I have seen her eye-catching with another big chinchilla cat, which I absolutely cannot bear."

He said loudly: "This is a matter of dignity as a cat and the future heir of the cat country!" He was very imposing, and it seemed like that.

However, since Oliver saw it: the father and son two cats rolled around on the ground just to chase a small ball of yarn; Snatched from each other's hands; just licking each other's hairs gently, but inexplicably fighting, almost to the point where fire and water are incompatible, and it's just because you accidentally pulled a hair... Don't have too many black histories like this.All the so-called glorious images have gone with the wind.

Therefore, it is very easy to come up with a theorem. Both cats have