Miss Gojo can't figure it out

"Five pomelo moons."

"Here I am."

"How old are you this year?"

"Oh."

"Ayin, I'm 25."

"Uh-huh."

"Are you sure you know everything?"

"Yes."

Sakata Gintoki sat on the tatami, looked at the arm tightly held by the girl, and said unbearably: "Then you should know that two adults of the opposite sex should not sleep in the same bed, you think you are still eleven or twelve years old Little girl?! Let me go!"

Wrapped in the quilt, Youyue winked at him, moved her whole body to the edge of the quilt, pulled his left hand into the quilt, and said very sincerely: "It's really warm, try it, I'm not lying to you."

"...Don't! Let go!"

"Why?" Yuzuki sighed, "You never resisted sleeping with me before, so you really don't like me because you have Kagura and Glasses-kun? You really like the new and dislike the old."

"I listen to people talking, you stinky girl! How old were you before? Do you think I have good self-control? Can you have a clear understanding of your body and appearance?"

"Body? Hmm... Wu said that he would never be interested in an airport like mine..."

"If you are an airport, what are others?! Kabukicho is an entire tarmac! Let me go! I'm going to sleep on the sofa!"

On the first night of their reunion, disagreements arose.

There was only one set of quilts in the room, Yuzuki didn't mind at all, and asked to sleep with Yinshi; Yinshi resolutely refused, and showed a considerable degree of resistance, she didn't understand why.

"Does Yinshi hate me?" Youyue shrunk into the quilt a little dejectedly, and muttered in a low voice, "Wu and Jie are very happy to sleep with me? And they also like to hug me to sleep, they are also adults man."

Sakata Gintoki: "????"

"Who is that?" He said madly, "A grown man? Two? They are still hugging you to sleep? Where did the beast come from? I'm going to kill them! Did you do something you shouldn't do? How far has it progressed? ?”

Youyue tried to excuse the two, explaining: "It's just sleeping together very purely."

Xia Youjie is quite law-abiding and insists on the principle of never having a relationship before. The most intimate move every night is just a good night kiss that is instant.

Gojo Satoru is at the other extreme. Ever since she got involved in the relationship with Jie, she must wear low-necked pajamas with half-exposed chest to show off, and often say some strange things, such as "Are you going to have that with my brother tonight?", " If Jie isn't here, he won't know anything?"... Even though Youyue herself couldn't tell what he wanted to do, she always felt a little disgusted.

After telling Gintoki these descriptions, the silver-haired man fell silent, took out a real knife that had not been used for a long time from the closet, and slowly wiped the shiny blade.

"Where are those two bastards?"

Youyue: "?"

"I'm going to kill them now."

"No." Youyue retorted seriously, "They are all my good friends."

"Good friends, shit! Silly girl, they just want to be your boyfriend!..." Sakata Gintoki sensed something was wrong, and after thinking for a while, he asked a question, "Wait, why do you guys maintain such a strange relationship? Don't you know each other?"

"They are best friends."

"What?! Listen to the plot of this book...then what do they think of each other...do they both know that each other will sleep with you? Can they still be friends like this?"

Youyue thought about it for a while, and felt that she just used her good friend to evaluate the two of them, which seemed inaccurate, after all, she had not officially broken up with Xia Youjie.

Since the summer when he defected, Youyue thought that the task was completed, and later mentioned the matter of ending the relationship several times, but they were all dismissed by the gloomy expression of the other party who seemed to be smiling but not smiling.

"Do you want ice cream? Your favorite raspberry flavor is on the market again."

"You're talking about this kind of joke again. Even if it's Xiaoyou, I'll be angry, right?"

"Is it something that I haven't done well recently? ... I'm sorry, maybe I've been too busy these days, so I'll take some time off now to have fun with you for a few days. Shall we travel to Hokkaido tomorrow?"

"...I really don't want to hear that word anymore. If you don't like it, I will change it, so don't mention it again, okay?"

Perhaps it is the dog's unique sense of crisis, Youyue always feels that if she resolutely proposes to break up, something unexpected and terrible may happen.

Anyway, Xia Youjie has always been very restrained during the love process, never forcing her to do things she doesn't want to, and as he promised, he can be said to be obedient and obedient, so he just kept dating in a daze.As for Gojo Satoru, Xia Youjie also seemed to acquiesce to him joining the strange triangle relationship...

She replied frankly: "Well, of course, they are still close friends. Because Jie is my boyfriend, and so is Wu."

Sakata Gintoki was shocked: "??????"

I couldn't speak for a long time.

He remembered the dream he had a few days ago. On Valentine's Day, Youyue said that she was going out to date her boyfriend, and there was more than one... So it was not a dream?

Youyue glanced at the time, it was almost time for her usual sleep.

She was still in shock when she saw Yin, so she lost interest and let go of his hand, turned her back to him, closed her eyes and said, "It's fine if you don't sleep with me, Ah Yin. Turn off the lights, I'm going to bed."

"...Wait a minute, I've changed my mind." Yin Shi said, "Please explain to me what happened to those people."

Youyue's heart: Alright, the plan works!

If Gintoki refused to agree, she would have no choice but to go to the sofa and do some damage, such as accidentally passing by with the ability to go berserk and collapse the sofa... Of course, Sakata Gintoki also knew this clearly in his heart.

In order to sleep with Yinshi when she was a child, she did not do such immoral things less.Originally, there were two sets of quilts on the floor, and Youyue's set was always dirty and wet for some inexplicable reason. Anyway, before nightfall, she would find something special, even if she was rescued, she couldn't sleep.

At such times, Youyue would always look at Yinshi innocently and pitifully: "What should I do, Ah Yin? I have nowhere to sleep."

"You're still pretending to be pitiful!" The young Sakata Gintoki gritted his teeth and poked her forehead with his finger, "Do you think I'm blind? Can't you see your tricks? It's the same way you mess up your exercise books when you don't want to do your homework, right?" ?”

Yuzuki would pour Coke on the exercise book and open the window.After he got home, he said confidently: "I don't know, maybe it was blown by the wind, or maybe it was done by a stray cat outside the window?"

I also do the same with the bedding, pouring coke, tea, and sometimes pouring a whole bowl of noodles... In short, I just don't want to sleep alone.

——There are so many puppies that are wicked.

Sakata Gintoki also recalled these things, and he also saw through her playing hard to get after telling half of the story on purpose.No way, the puppy always has a way to make people compromise.

He quickly took off his coat, and just covered half of the quilt when she kicked his calf: "You are so cold, stay away from me."

"That's not what you said when you begged me to sleep together just now!"

"Oh. Women change fast."

"Don't learn this kind of thing so quickly!"

He folded his hands behind his head and urged, "Quickly explain what happened to your 'two boyfriends'."

"Literally. It means that Jie was my boyfriend at the beginning, and then Wu said that he wanted to join, and then the three of us..."

"It's completely incomprehensible. Can such a strange plot really happen in real life? Also, I just wanted to complain about that 'Enlightenment' called Wujo Enlightenment, right?"

Youyue said pleasantly: "Yes, you know him?"

"...Wake up, are you a Wujo Wumeng girl?! After watching "Curse O Hui War" too much, your brain is broken, right? Do you want to ask Dongfang Jousuke to repair your head? You just shake your head now I can hear the sound of running water!"

Youyue retorted unhappily: "But it's Wu, a super magician. By the way, I'm also a magician."

"It's amazing——" Sakata Gintoki praised without sincerity, "Why don't you say that you are also a member of the Gojo family and have six eyes? Use a domain to expand the "Boundless Space" and show me? "

""Boundless Space" I can't do it. "

"You will be a ghost!"

"But I do have six eyes. Do you want to see it? I'll use "Cang" for you. "

Yin Shi: "?"