Miss Gojo can't figure it out

Linghuan turned his attention to Dazai for help, and the other party seemed quite calm, so he withdrew his original evaluation of Dazai as "a normal person weaker than me".

No matter how you look at it, it's not normal, is it? !

Fortunately, it didn't take long for the collective IQ to go offline. Youyue forwarded the news about Panxingjiao to the group chat, indicating that the incident to be investigated was related to the leader, and told them to be careful about this person.

"This, this person is unfathomable..." Qiyu zoomed in on Xia Youjie's unclear online photo with trembling fingers, and said in a trembling voice, "He has a ball head tied up, and how can he still wear so much hair? "

"A lot?" Youyue turned her head strangely, glanced at Xia Youjie, and said silently, "It seems that there are not?"

Xia Youjie was also puzzled: "..."

Qiyu caught a glimpse of Yuzuki's hair, and immediately fell silent: "..."

He sighed in grief and indignation: "You won't understand."

Youyue really didn't understand it, and even felt that it was so slow when there was too much hair.At present, no one in the room can understand Saitama's pain, only alone.

Seeing that it was almost time, she returned to Gojo Wu's apartment with one person and one soul.

Before opening the door, Youyue thought that she would see him in a loose T-shirt and at home.

However, the moment the door was pushed open, Youyue fell into a daze.

The crystal chandelier on the top of the living room rotates slowly, and the bright tiled marble floor is covered with a red carpet leading to the sofa.

Gojo Satoru was wearing a tuxedo and handmade leather shoes, and sat on the sofa with his legs crossed, shaking a wine glass in his hand.

The record player, which has long since fallen into dust, is now slowly streaming elegant classical music.

"ciao..." Gojo Goku smiled and raised his glass to them from afar.

Standing next to him was Fu Heihui with a look of lovelessness, also wearing a solemn suit that he never showed to others, and a tired man who couldn't hide his tiredness.

"Sister Nitzi, you are here."

Youyue raised a smile, took a pair of men's slippers and threw them in front of Dazai Osamu, kicked off the red carpet and smiled weakly: "Well, I met Wu on the way home from get off work, and he asked me to come over for dinner."

"Osamu Dazai. Let me introduce you. He is Fugurohui, the second student of the country." Yuzuki pointed at Nitzi again, "He is a doctor at home."

Gojo Gojo cleared his throat, and put on an elegant and calm posture, ready to accept Yuzuki's introduction and flattery.

"How about having curry rice tonight?"

Youyue turned on the kitchen light and walked towards the refrigerator, "What other ingredients are there... let's make tomato beef brisket and vegetable tempura, it's simpler."

"I'll help you chop vegetables." Fu Heihui took off the suit jacket that made him fidget, and walked over in a hurry.

"Then I'll go downstairs to buy a drink, shall I drink lime juice?" Nitro also stood up.

Gojo Satoru frowned: "Hey!"

He put down his glass and strode over angrily.

"Why is Xiaoyou ignoring me!"

Fu Heihui draws a cross-shaped knife on the tomato, and Youyue wears an apron.

"It seems that there is not much cooking oil at home, and I don't know if there is enough." He said.

"Let me see." Youyue glanced at the oil barrel, "It should be about the amount of tempura once, and the ingredients will be delivered tomorrow."

"Xiaoyou!" Wutiao Wu's long arms wrapped around her shoulders, crying on the side of her neck, "Why are you ignoring me, why are you ignoring me? Obviously, in order to welcome your friend, I solemnly prepared such a good welcome ceremony……"

Fu Heihui said expressionlessly: "He has been asking me which suit looks good since the afternoon."

"That's how I treat Xiaoyou very seriously!"

Fu Heihui sneered: "Say you must look radiant, and compare with the wild man you brought back."

"I also cleaned the house very clean."

Fu Heihui disrupted the situation: "Called the part-time worker aunt temporarily."

"I bought you super delicious Daifuku, it's in the refrigerator—"

Fu Heihui's face remained unchanged: "I've finished eating, and the box in the refrigerator is not lost."

"Brother Wu has missed you since the first day you went to Yokohama!"

Fu Heihui: "That's true."

And pretty annoying.

Nitro came back because he forgot to take his wallet, just in time to see Gojo Gojo lying on Yuzuki's shoulder like a bone, and immediately showed an expression of indescribable disgust.

She sighed: "Xiaoyou, please take care of him, otherwise there will be endless trouble. The tuxedo, red wine glass, and classical music are all his ideas. It's really embarrassing. If you want to pretend that you don't know him, 27 years old ..."

Youyue turned around, slapped Gojo Wu's hand away, and said angrily, "You ate the strawberry puffs I hid! How could you eat them without telling me?"

Nitro: "Huh? So you're angry about this?"

Gojo Gori replied confidently: "I did it, and it's really delicious."

"Of course I know it's delicious." Youyue was so angry that he jumped, "How can you eat it secretly?"

"Because it's really delicious!"

Youyue took a few deep breaths, grabbed Gojo Satoru's arm, and pointed at Osamu Dazai who was sitting on the sofa: "Go and play with him, go away quickly."

Gojo Satoru looked down at her reluctantly, then put on an inscrutable and evil smile(?) and walked over.

No problem children disturbing the kitchen is orderly, Yuzuki guards the unopened cooking pot.Fu Heihui's knife skills are very good, and the potatoes and carrots are cut into uniform sizes.

"Beef can only be cut horizontally." Youyue reminded.

Fu Heihui stopped his hands: "That's it."

"Yu Jiang, Wu Jun gave me a large check and asked me to leave you." Dazai who was in the living room suddenly shouted, "But I have already refused, our love is priceless!"

Gojo Wu laughed with his arms akimbo: "Love without substance is a second-level curse, and there is no need to exorcise it, just one "cang" will be gone! "

Fu Heihui: "..."

Youyue: "..."

She chose not to look or listen, staring intently at the bubbling curry sauce and ingredients in the pot.

"Is it enough to blanch the beef for 10 minutes?"

"Use cold water! You can't put hot water in the pot."

"I see." Fu Heihui turned off the natural gas, and slowly poured the bubbling boiling water into the pool.

The aroma of curry slowly spread from the sink to the living room, and it seemed that it had been quiet for a long time.

"Look at the pomelo sauce!"

"Xiaoyou look at me!"

Youyue put down the ladle, and the two men behind him leaned against the sliding door of the kitchen, scratching their heads and posing.

"Hey, yuzu, will you go on a date with me?" Dazai twirled his fingers around the end of his hair, and his lower body was wearing a white umbrella skirt, "Who can refuse a beautiful Mori girl?"

Not far away, the door of my bedroom was wide open, and I could see the built-in wardrobe was half opened and not closed.

Xia Youjie stood at the door with his arms around his shoulders, shaking his head helplessly at her.

Gojo Satoru was wearing a white-green plaid skirt, and chuckled disdainfully: "What's the use of pretending to be innocent? Innocence is nothing compared to cuteness. Plaid skirts are the absolute domain of JK girls' high schools. Xiaoyou , let's go shopping together at night?"

"You two had a great time."

Youyue turned around expressionlessly, pushed the goggles to the top of her head, and slowly put her index finger on the first knuckle of her middle finger: "Wu Wang..."

Dazai gently touched her finger, and Gojo Gojo pushed her away one meter away without changing his expression.

Dazai smiled slightly: "Oh, don't be so serious, Wu Jun is just a 27-year-old boy, what did you let him do?"

Gojo Satoru immediately smiled hypocritically and said, "Zhisang is 22 years old and still jobless, Xiaoyou, please bear with him."

"What is this doing..."

Nitro, who came back with a drink, was stunned. She put the drink on the dining table and walked slowly towards Gojo Satoru.

"Are you out of your mind?"

"Glass, judge." Gojo Gojo tugged at Dazai, "I look good in a dress, or does he look good?"

Dazai heard this, and sent a charming wink to Nitro.

"Should we drive them out?" Youyue suggested.

The remaining two normal people and one behind-the-scenes nodded one after another.

"do not do it!"

"Change this and change this."

Finally stopped.

Yuzuki sighed.Start preparing the ingredients needed for the tempura topping.

"It looks good, it smells so good." Nitzi leaned over to take a look, and nodded repeatedly, "It's really good, this family is supported by you two mature and reliable minors."

Youyue smiled, and there was a slight quarrel in the room, and she suddenly had a bad premonition.

Gojo Gojo strode out of the room and stopped in front of her aggressively.

"You actually held hands with him yesterday!" He pointed angrily at Dazai behind him, "Didn't you promise me not to fall in love early?"

Youyue was speechless and at a loss: "Because you have to protect him with no lower limit."

Dazai smiled victoriously not far away.

"I don't care, I'm losing my temper." Gojo Wujo raised his head arrogantly, "Unless——Xiaoyou also leads me...to..."

Then he started stuttering in an instant, his eyes swayed from side to side, and the roots of his ears began to turn slightly red.

Jia Ruozi turned pale with shock: "Do you want to hear what you are talking about? She is still a minor!"

"Do you want to hold hands with me?" Youyue asked calmly.

Gojo Satoru: "Hmm..."

Youyue said coldly: "No."

Gojo Goku frowned: "Why? Then why are you holding hands with Zhisang?"

His voice gradually quieted down: "It's not that he never held hands with me."

It seemed that he remembered the interlocking of fingers that taught him no lower limit, and his palms seemed to burn just thinking about it.

Jia Ruozi was in despair: "If I had known that Wu was such a pervert, I would never have been friends with him."

Xia Youjie was also shocked and walked to the table. If it wasn't for the soul body, he might have greeted his best friend's handsome face with his fist.

Youyue was very annoyed, but Gojo Gojo stared at her motionless with his poor blue eyes, really panicked.

"Justify me," he said.

Youyue said to Fu Heihui: "Do you want to add some chili powder?"

"I think it's almost there."

Wujo Wu put his hand on her left shoulder, and began to act like a baby: "Xiaoyou pay attention to me."

Youyue took a deep breath: "..."

It's really annoying, like the cat at home gets up at four or five in the morning to run around the house.

"Take care of me!" he said.

Youyue turned her head calmly, and said to him calmly: "Come here, it's better than holding hands."

"Squat down a little more."

Gojo Satoru obeyed obediently, bent his knees, and looked at her eye level.

Looking at each other, they saw the frost and snow in each other's blue pupils.

"Boom."

It was Youyue who kissed him gently on the cheek.

"Be good? I'm busy now."

Wutiaowu: "..."

Gojo Satoru: "Yes."