Miss Gojo can't figure it out

The day after he and Miyazaki solemnly stated that he was a human being and could not eat the magic spirit, it brought an unexpected shock to Yuzuki.

Miyazaki picked up a human and threw it at the gate of the outdoor physical training ground.

Akashi: "..."

In order not to scare his companions, Akashi claimed that he saved the drowning man, and then asked Momoi to call Yuzuki.

Youyue thought absently, "Could it be that you picked up the curse of scary looks again today?" She put on shorts and Roman sandals with her gloves, and walked slowly to the training ground.

The man lying on the ground had his eyes closed, and his soft black hair was wetly attached to his cheeks.The bridge of the nose is straight, and the face is pale and handsome. She looks less than 20 years old, quite young.

Due to being dragged all the way, his body and face were stained with a lot of gravel, but he was still handsome.

But the appearance of this person almost caused Youyue to go into cardiopulmonary arrest.With a glance from a distance, she was fixed in place, with a dazed and unbelievable look of astonishment on her face.

"Kusuo told me that there are no ports and Osamu Dazai in this world?" Yuzuki murmured, "Are you dreaming?"

She immediately turned around and walked towards the vending machine not far away: "Anyway, go find the time machine—"

"Xiaoyou, it is indeed him." Xia Youjie said loudly, "It's Osamu Dazai."

Youyue's footsteps paused for a second, and she immediately teleported to the side of the vending machine, trying to push herself into the outlet, but was stopped by Xia Youjie who followed.

She hugged the blue box and shouted in horror: "I don't believe it, Kusuo told me that there would be no him!"

Xia Youjie looked pitiful, and speculated: "He must have told you that there is no port Dazai."

"That's right! You don't mean the Port Mafia and Osamu Dazai!"

"No." Xia Youjie said, "As far as I know, there is Osamu Dazai in every world that you can cross in parallel. What he means is that Osamu Dazai in this parallel world does not serve PortMafia."

Youyue was so shocked that she was too dazed to speak.Compared with the fact that there is Osamu Dazai in this world, what is more terrifying is that no matter which world you go to, you may meet Osamu Dazai. Can you not escape him wherever you go?

Seeing this man's face, she could only think of endless overtime and the days when she had to get up immediately when she received a call in the middle of the night.

Like all companies that engage in corporate culture, the HR department’s activity emails always say that PortMafia is a big family, and Youyue understands this deeply.

After all, she has been a grandson since she joined the port family—Osamu Dazai has to do what he says, and if he disobeys, he will get Dazai's special care.

It is mainly reflected in the full reduction of wages.Dazai is good at night and night, Youyue once suspected that he would die if he shines in the sun, because capitalists are vampires.

"You can ignore him, right?" Xia Youjie said, "You are too serious, Xiaoyou."

"At that time, I had to rely on the port's intelligence system to find 'books', so I must work hard." Youyue explained, "But...it doesn't matter."

Since Dazai appeared, she had no choice but to accept it.

"So I'm sending him to Santuchuan for a trip now." Youyue loaded the gun calmly, and aimed the gun at the forehead of the sleeping beauty, "For a person who likes to commit suicide, if I help him get on the road without pain, he will be very happy, right? .”

Qingfeng said in horror: "Where did you get the gun?!"

"Calm down, Yuzuki," Akashi persuaded.

"It's not important, I'll kill him now... Qingfeng, what are you doing? Don't stop me!"

"Don't move! It's really going off! You can't be a real gun, right?"

Youyue, who was pressed on the shoulder, accidentally pulled the trigger. The gunfire without a silencer was deafening.

The gun fell to the sand and slashed along the soft sand slope to Osamu Dazai's leg.

He slowly opened his eyes, as if hurt by the glare of the sun, he raised the back of his bandaged hand and covered his eyes with his backhand.

"You woke up, do you feel any discomfort in your body?" Akashi asked calmly.

Osamu Dazai sat up, put down his hands and looked at the few people who were wrestling together to stop Yuzuki from committing a crime, and asked with some doubts, "Where is this?"

Akashi answered Yokohama casually and gave the street name.

Then Osamu Dazai asked the second question with a blank expression, but a little blankly: "Who am I?"

Everyone was stunned.

Momoi murmured: "Ah... have you lost your memory?"

Osamu Dazai got up, and took off his gravel-stained shirt jacket with disgust, his gaze swept from left to right, and then back to Yuzuki who was surrounded in the middle.

"Although I lost my memory, this beautiful lady, I must have seen you somewhere." He said, "Are you interested in dying with me?"

"Click" is the sound of reloading.

"Okay, I'll send you to the underworld now." Shaking off the person who blocked her, Youyue put the muzzle of the gun to Dazai's eyebrows ruthlessly, "I'll give you five seconds to say your last words."

"Five seconds are not enough to show my sincerity." Dazai said affectionately, "I want to invite you to die for love is very sincere, please think it over carefully."

"Five...one..."

--"boom!"

The speed with which the trigger was pulled was fast enough, and Dazai swung left immediately to dodge the shot.

He raised his hands, half-kneeled on the sand on one knee, and said pitifully, "Miss, I really don't know where I provoked you."

"Amnesia? The dodging movements are quite skilled." Yuzuki said blankly, "I will never believe your Dazai's nonsense."

"My name is Osamu Dazai?"

He smiled: "It seems that Miss has a deep grudge against me, can you tell me, what happened between us?"

During the days of working in the port, Youyue also learned about torture, and had some understanding of micro-expressions and micro-movements.

Especially within the field of vision of the six eyes, there is nowhere to hide Dazai's subtle movements, the movement of dodging the gun is subconscious, and the innocence and bewilderment are also certain.She believed it a little bit now.

After all, Dazai tried to kill himself many times, and once or twice made himself dumb, and unfortunately lost his memory when he entered the water, which sounds quite reasonable.

"It's true that there has been a long-standing grievance." Youyue said nonsense, "You owe me 100 billion, and I am your creditor."

Dazai said calmly: "Yes, I'm really sorry, but now I have amnesia, nowhere to go, and no money. Why don't you let me work by your side to pay off the debt?"

Youyue was shocked: "No! Come on, you!"

"This is impossible." Dazai frowned slightly, with a melancholy and serious expression, "I owe so much money, I have to pay it back."

"Then you can make money yourself, and pay me back if you earn enough."

"I have amnesia, and I have nowhere to go." Dazai repeated, seemingly sincerely, "Please take me in, and I will work hard. What is your name?"

"No, I was just joking with you."

Youyue took out two [-] yuan bills from her wallet expressionlessly, threw them at Osamu Dazai, and said, "I'll give you the money, and you can find a place to stay."

"Thank you very much." Dazai folded the two banknotes obediently, "Please be sure to tell me your name and contact information, and I will come to pay back the money when I have more money."

"You don't have to pay it back, just treat it as charity."

After Youyue finished speaking, she turned around and walked towards the dormitory building, her steps getting bigger and bigger, for fear that Osamu Dazai would depend on her.

However, the faint voice of the other party came from behind: "Miss."

"Help!" Youyue turned her head in shock, "Why are you still following me? Didn't I give you money?"

Dazai frowned and sighed: "I'm sorry, but I don't have an ID, so I can't stay in a hotel. Can you please take me in for a few days?"

Youyue turned her head and walked forward, and replied indifferently: "I can help you find a bridge hole and make a floor shop."

"You are so funny, madam, may I have the honor of knowing your name?"

"are you crazy!"

"What a special name, Miss Nervous."

"Uh..." In terms of the result, Yuzuki couldn't handle Dazai, who was still like a plaster after losing his memory, and agreed to take him in for two nights.

I asked the apartment manager of the dormitory, and the other party asked her to contact and negotiate with the teacher who led the volleyball team who rented on the third floor.

Because the volleyball team was training in a stadium three kilometers away during the day, the administrator gave her contact information, and Youyue called.

"Hi, hello, this is Takeda Kazutsu."

Youyue was stunned when she heard the voice from the mobile phone: "Kusuo?"

"Ah?" The other party was also a little stunned, "May I ask if you made a mistake?"

"Ah, I'm sorry." Youyue calmed down, "Are you the consultant of the Karasuno volleyball team?"

Consultant Karasuno himself was as gentle as his voice, easy to speak.

There are indeed vacant rooms on their floor, Youyue proposed to share a part of the rent to reserve the room and ask him to make an offer.

The other party heard that she was taking in a poor man with amnesia, insisted on refusing to collect rent, and offered to help contact a friend in the newspaper office to help publish information and find the other party's relatives.

"Only three days!" Youyue gritted her teeth and said to Dazai, "I will help you find family and friends for these three days, even if you can't find them, you have to find a place by yourself."

There are only three days left for the training camp.

That night, Yuzuki bought some biscuits and cakes as a thank you gift, followed by Dazai Osamu, and knocked on the door of the activity room on the third floor.

Advisor Takeda opened the door for her, and the volleyball team seemed to be having a small meeting, and when she came in, the crowd fell silent.

Youyue thought she had interrupted their business, so after putting down the gift, she quickly apologized and prepared to leave.

As a result, the two teenagers "whoosh" rushed to the door, holding on to the door frame one on the left and one on the right, posing in an ecstasy pose that they thought was handsome, staring straight at her.

"Hello, beauty, I'm Xigu."

"I'm Tanaka."

The vase on the table was empty, and Xi Guxi had a plastic fake rose dangling from the corner of her mouth.

He shook his hair recklessly, handed the rose to Youyue, and said in a deep voice, "Excuse me, may I have the honor to know your name?"

Tanaka also shook his head to the other side, even though he had no hair.

"Oh, come on, Senior Xigu!" The orange-haired boy behind him stepped on the table with one foot, and said very excitedly.

Youyue thought they were a little cute, took the plastic roses, lowered her head and smiled: "I am Youyue. Wujo Youyue."

Osamu Dazai, who was waiting outside the door, was so shocked that he almost burst into tears.

"You Jiang, so your name is Yu Jiang." He said in a rather aggrieved voice, "We've been together for a long time, I asked you so many times, but you refused to tell me, and now you tell others so quickly..."

Youyue expressionless: "..."

With this familiar nickname, his fist hardened.

Tanaka's wheat-colored skin was dyed a very obvious red, he lost the demeanor he just pretended, and tried to cover up his shyness by speaking loudly: "What a nice name! By the way, my name is Tanaka. Did I say that? Sorry for that Let me say again that my name is Tanaka."

other people:"……"

That's so rude, Tanaka-senpai.

Xigu also blushed and said, "Hi wife!"

other people:"……"

The orange-haired boy who cheered him up just now said excitedly: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Xigu realized what he just said, and began to vomit: "..."

Yuzuki tried hard to suppress the emotion of beating Dazai violently, but didn't quite hear what they said, smiled indifferently, and waved goodbye to the volleyball boys.

After going out, Osamu Dazai followed behind her aggrievedly, telling his grief of being treated unfairly.

Youyuequan ignored the wind, took Dazai to the door of the room, and handed him the room card: "Okay, you will live here, and you will be able to get electricity by inserting the card, right? Don't bother me from now on, or I will beat you up oh."

"Okay." Dazai took the card and looked at it, raised his eyes and said warmly, "Can I ask you one last question?"

I don't bother to correct the title problem, anyway, Dazai is such a familiar person, and the head of the port, Dazai, also intimately called her "Pomelo Sauce" the day after she joined the job.Youyue is also used to it, so she nodded impatiently.

Just prevaricate him.For the former vampire boss, she did this for the other party, which is the most benevolent.

Osamu Dazai turned his head, looked precisely at where Xia Youjie was standing one meter away, and asked, "Who is he?"

"Uh..." Youyue's breathing was slightly stagnant, she didn't dare to turn her head, "Who are you talking about?"

Dazai looked firmly in Xia You's direction, as if he was cheating on her.

He raised his finger and said, "It's that handsome black-haired guy with weird bangs, who has been with pomelo sauce all day."

The description is very apt, now I have to believe that Osamu Dazai can really see Xia Youjie.

But Youyue still couldn't help asking again: "Can you really see him?"

"Of course." Osamu Dazai said calmly, "It's just that when there are outsiders, he talks to you, but you obviously hear it but don't respond, so I think there may be something hidden, and I haven't exposed Yujiang. I guess... …only you could see him before, right?"

"But now there is one more person." Dazai smiled, "We are really destined, Yujiang."