Miss Gojo can't figure it out

Youyue sat in the ice drink shop, staring at the Chocolate Buffy in front of her, motionless.

"Hey, Xiaoyou." Momoi spread her five fingers and waved in front of her eyes, "What are you thinking, if you don't eat, Buffy will melt?"

Youyue was absent-minded, and pressed the ice cream that was about to overflow from the edge of the goblet with a slender spoon.

"I'm kind of annoyed," she said, "it's just..."

"Is it because of that handsome guy who struck up a conversation with you not long ago?" Momoi asked.

Just now at Suga Shrine, Yuzuki had just finished washing her hands in the water, throwing coins, and was about to ring the bell, when she suddenly felt something, and ran towards the red torii gate without hesitation.

She saw Chuya on the stairs, stopped him with a poor excuse, and wanted to have a few words with him.In the end, after seeing his attire, he felt awkward and dazed, and felt embarrassed to continue talking.

Nakahara is still wearing the classic outfit, black top hat, and a thin windbreaker over a short shirt in summer, which shows that he is still playing for PortMafia.

Youyue hesitated. When she left the port before, Zhong also broke up with her very angrily, and said that she must be an enemy in the future.

Now she would never choose to join PortMafia.So, are they still going to break up?

If a friendship must end with a breakup, is it best not to start at all in this world?

But when she was hesitating, Zhong also came up, not only took the initiative to ask for her name, but also asked for her contact information, carefully said that she would contact her when she was free, and hoped that she would not block her.

Youyue inexplicably feels that he has memories about herself.

"Are you still thinking about the handsome guy who just struck up a conversation with you?" Momoi stopped drinking milk tea and said a little unhappy, "Although he is handsome, he is really not tall? Would you like someone who is shorter than you? ?”

Youyue sighed, and explained briefly: "He is the one I said, who treated me very well, but has broken up with my good friend. Hmm...now I have lost my memory."

"What kind of bloody plot is this?" Momoi was a little shocked, "After losing his memory, he will still strike up a conversation with you. Is this an idol drama? Fifty first loves?"

The word "filming" touched Yuzuki's nerves, and Momoi saw her expression change from tangled and hesitant to thoughtful, and then gradually serious.

Momoi had a bad feeling.

"Momoi." Youyue mechanically dug a spoonful of Buffy and put it into her mouth, "It's broken, I suspect that this world's... my friend, he may have the tendency to destroy the world."

Momoi was stunned: "??"

In the last world, Makoto Shinkawa invited Nakaya to use gravity to simulate a comet hitting the earth, so that it could be used as the filming material for "Your Letter O".

Have PortMafia cadres act as stuntmen for you?What are you kidding.Zhong Yuanzhong also decisively refused.

But he still invited Youyue to watch the movie.

In fact, Youyue was basically sleeping during the whole movie. Watching love movies was almost like taking math class for her. After drinking the Coca-Cola cup, he propped his head and fell asleep.

She woke up because everyone around her was saying "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" , so it's still a bit of an impression.

Youyue recalled the scene of her reunion with Zhongya in the afternoon. She recalled it from a third perspective, which was actually very similar to the movie. She stood in the position of the male protagonist, and Zhongya was also the heroine who was carrying a bag and looking up at her.

So Zhongyuan Zhong is also cosplaying!

He is a loyal fan of "Your Word O", and it is very likely that he said no, but in fact secretly manipulated the comet to hit the earth.

"What should I do?" Youyue said helplessly, "Although he has never joined Zhengfang, I never thought that he would become a terrorist who would destroy the earth?"

Momoi choked: "..."

So she put down the idea of ​​deleting Zhongye's phone number for the time being.It's one thing to continue a friendship with a friend, but quite another to watch a friend turn into a sociopath.

"Did he get spoiled by Osamu Dazai?" Youyue silently thought of this person, and couldn't help but feel horrified, "There won't be Osamu Dazai in this world, right?"

This idea was so frightening that Yuzuki almost passed the station when she was on the tram, but was dragged by Momoi all the way back to the dormitory in Yokohama with a dazed expression.

Qingfeng saw the two girls holding hands together, and Youyue's distraught expression, he was so shocked that the basketball in his hand fell to the ground.

"You, you?" Qingfeng pointed at them and tremblingly said, "Could it be..."

"Ada, I always feel that you won't say anything good." Momoi interrupted him expressionlessly, "Please don't say anything, otherwise I will cook tonight."

Facing the threat to his life, Qingfeng nodded decisively and made a gesture of zipping his mouth.

Regarding cooking, washing dishes after supper and extra meals every night is actually a problem.

Everyone helped clean up the garbage on the table in twos and threes, but there was only one sink, so there was no way to achieve division of labor and cooperation.

It was also embarrassing to let Youyue do all the housework by herself. The solution for the teenagers was to decide the order by guessing fists, and everyone took turns to wash the dishes.

This made Lvma Weiwei, who was holding a lucky object, feel at a loss. In fact, his level of finger-guessing is as invincible as the answer to multiple-choice questions rolling a pencil.

In the matter of washing dishes, you can actually see each person's personality.

Akashi is the type of young master who doesn't do housework, but unexpectedly he got started quickly and washed very cleanly;

The same goes for Ziyuan, who is so tall, but he did it meticulously;

Midorima has always been a serious and cautious character, let alone more.

As for the remaining Kise and Aomine.

"Qingfeng, is this the bowl you washed?"

Qingfeng nodded confidently, and shook his hair with a smile: "I'm the one who washes the dishes, aren't you satisfied?"

"Very good." Youyue replied indifferently, "Your clean bowl reminds me of "I am Big O Big"."

Qingfeng was puzzled: "What does the bowl have to do with TV dramas?"

Youyue replied blankly: "It makes me want to do a second brush."

Qingfeng: Huang Lai, who came back to pick up the earrings because she left them in the restaurant, heard this conversation, leaning forward and backward with laughter, mockingly said: "Little Qingfeng, you can't even wash a bowl, isn't it too bad?"

Qingfeng was wearing an apron, and was just about to rework for the second brush, when he heard the words, he said in a choked voice: "If you have the ability, come here!"

Actually, it's Kise's turn to do the dishes tomorrow.But as expected, he was easily driven by the aggressive method, put on another white apron, knotted it behind him and said confidently: "Okay, then we will be half of us, and after washing, let Xiao Youyue evaluate who is better at brushing! "

Qingfeng snorted coldly: "Don't be too complacent."

Not to be outdone, Huang Lai said, "What's so difficult about washing the dishes? You can watch your mother do it once at home."

The two of them really started to wash the dishes with a serious attitude of fighting against each other, and the appearance of the very tall teenagers huddling in front of the short sink with their heads bowed and brushing was actually quite joyful.

When they wore their respective aprons and showed Youyue the bowls they had washed, this subtle sense of humor reached its peak.

"Come on, please evaluate." Qingfeng said, looking at Huang Lai with disdain.

Huang Lai stared back: "No matter how you look at it, I wash it better, right?"

Youyue sat at the dining table and looked at each other.Qingfeng is wearing a pink apron, and Huang Lai is wearing a white flower apron. She murmured, "This is the double chef's mad wash? But why is it useless?"

Huang SE: "?"

Qingfeng: "?"

"Okay, please go back." Youyue took the bowls in their hands and said blankly, "I'm going to start three brushes now."

After tossing, Youyue took a shower, lay down, and started playing with her phone.

There is a new friend in the Line list, which is Chuya Nakahara. She clicks on the other party’s profile card, and his personal style is similar to that of another world. It is very concise. The dynamic message list is all empty, without revealing any private information. .

The profile picture is similar, a photo of the same planet.

Youyue knew it was called Pluto.

In the picture, the main color of the round planet is gray and light maroon, and there is a big white heart.

It's actually a large, light-colored region about 1590 kilometers across, known in NASA media as Pluto's "heart."

Some scientists used the data of New Horizons combined with the 5-year development model of Pluto to deduce that it is actually a huge glacier formation.

When Zhongyuan Zhongye told her more about science, Youyue immediately showed a considerable degree of admiration: "I didn't expect Zhongye to have never read books at all, but he actually knows so much?"

Zhong Yuanzhong was also annoyed: "Hi!"

And Dazai Osamu sneered, closed the book in his hand, and casually conducted a more in-depth science popularization.

The left half of the "Heart of Pluto" is called Sputnik Planum, and when Pluto's seasons change—

Although 248 times slower than Earth's, there is a seasonal change -- the movement of gas and ice occurs in the shallow areas of Sputnik.

"So take a few hundred years to shoot a video of Pluto, and you will see a beating heart." After Dazai finished his science popularization, he laughed at Chuya by the way, "Slugs don't know this, do they? Pretentious illiterates Well, puff."

Chuya Zhongya's forehead throbbed with blue veins: "You..."

They began to fight each other without end.

Youyue silently covered her ears.

She is a person who has nothing to do with romance, and most people think that there is love on the planet, which is "cosmic-level romance"; Youyue remembers Pluto mainly because its heart is very similar to the super big chicken chop of Zheng-O chicken chop Promotional photos, she is hungry.

After staring at the profile photo for a while, Youyue threw a "puppy probe" emoji in the chat box.

Zhong also quickly replied with a series of emojis of "Puppy Report".

Youyue couldn't help laughing.

[yuzi: Why haven't you slept yet? 】

[chuya: Aren't you still asleep? 】

[yuzi: I don't have to go to work, Zhongye-kun still has to go to work tomorrow, right? 】

After all, PortMafia is basically open all year round.

[chuya: No need tomorrow. 】

Feel like chatting to death?Youyue didn't know what to reply, so she simply replied "Oh".

I was also afraid that Zhong would feel indifferent, so I added "Although I don't have to go to work, I have things to do." After sending it, I felt that I was too good at chatting.

[Chuya: Is it difficult? 】

[yuzi: It's not difficult...but I'm upset recently, there are many things to think about, to verify, and maybe to protect the world. 】

[chuya: How old are you, what are you thinking about? 】

First test whether there is really no Dazai in this world, and then prevent the best friends who tend to destroy the world from doing irreversible things.

But you can’t tell this new acquaintance Chuya, if you directly ask him if the leader of PortMafia is Osamu Dazai, maybe he will be regarded as an enemy spy?

Youyue gave up on herself a little, replied a random message, and then sent a sentence of "sleep, good night" as the end, and put the phone on the bedside table to charge.

And Nakahara Chuya received a call from Mori Ogai in the middle of the night, knowing that he was in danger and needed to deal with some troublesome things, so he gritted his teeth and changed the clothes to wear when going out.

While putting on his shoes at the entrance, Nakahara Zhongya turned on his phone, ready to see what kind of reply Youyue would give to his sentence "How old are you, what are you thinking?"

Thinking about it now, he feels a little uneasy, does Youyue think that he is too meddlesome and too self-righteous?Is the tone of the message too blunt?Will she be hated by her...

drip...

A message bar scrolls across the screen.

[yuzi: I'm not thinking about it. 】

[yuzi: I'm thinking of you. 】

[yuzi: I'm sleeping, good night. 】