Miss Gojo can't figure it out

Youyue was dumbfounded: "..."

He even forgot to cover his mouth so that no one could see his front teeth.

The two of them stared at each other for a while.

Gojo Satoru suddenly jumped up and sprinted towards his door, while Youyue grabbed the pillow on the sofa and ran after him while beating him.

"Gojo Satoru! I hate you the most!!"

"Don't fight, I'm wrong, okay? This is actually quite good...Puff..."

Youyue said sadly and angrily, "You're still laughing!"

"I'm sorry but I still have to laugh hahahahaha!"

By the time Xia Youjie appeared outside the floor-to-ceiling windows of the living room, the room had been reduced to a battlefield ruins, and white duck down was scattered on the soft carpet in the living room.

The sutures of several pillows lying on the ground were torn, and the white down or cotton filling leaked out, as if the pillows were drunk and vomited in the living room, very pitiful.

The two culprits were playing badminton in the spacious living room.

The ball is a ball of white cotton, and a food plastic bag is tied outside to shape it.Naturally, there is no net at home, so a hemp rope was hung from two clothes rails as a net line. The players on both sides held a black memory pillow and fought back and forth.

The scoreboard is Fu Heihui's puzzle pieces, and every time they score a point, they throw a puzzle piece into the clear plastic cup representing themselves on the TV cabinet.

"Nice! I will win this game!"

"Xiaoyou, you are still far away. Watching the ball, the nirvana? Midfield smash——"

"hateful!"

Killing the Internet quickly stepped forward to seal the frontcourt, and the Quartet Killed mobilized the opponent to move. There were many powerful skills in the downball entertainment game played with pillows. The live recording was a limited edition of "Light Feather Flying".

In the match point game, Youyue lost two points and narrowly lost Gojo Satoru.

"Haha! I won." Wujo Wuzhi put his hands on his hips proudly, "All glory belongs to Strawberry Daifuku."

"We'll fight again later!" Youyue expressed dissatisfaction, "Chocolate Buffy is number one in the world!"

What is this doing?

Xia Youjie twitched the corners of his mouth, and didn't expect anyone to open the door for him, so he simply walked into the living room through the floor-to-ceiling windows.

Youyue glanced at him in surprise—Xia Youjie usually knocked on windows and doors, causing her to forget that he was actually a Piao.

Thinking that Gojo Satoru was also there, she asked with a normal expression half a second later, "When will the doctor come?"

Wujo Satoru looked back calmly.

"Let me see." He opened the message list, "She said she won't be free until tomorrow night."

Youyue nodded: "Oh."

Out of the good habit of often living under the fence, Youyue turned around and cleaned up the mess of the pillow fight.

The two broke three throw pillows, and the fluff sticking to the carpet was difficult to clean. The [Cang] brand vacuum cleaner spun on the carpet, and "squeaked" twice, and a hole was burned out in the wool carpet that had just been laid for a few days.

Youyue felt guilty: "..."

Huh.Marble floors were okay before, why is wool so fragile?

She secretly glanced at Gojo Satoru, but he didn't seem to notice.

Youyue took the water glass on the table, and "accidentally" flipped a picture book on the coffee table to the ground with her elbow, just covering the hole.

Gojo Satoru, who just didn't bother to say it, but actually saw it all: "..."

He put down his phone and glanced at Youyue.

The other party suddenly fell silent like a well-behaved puppy who did something wrong, and Wang didn't even dare to bark. He pretended to continue cleaning as if nothing had happened, but actually fled the scene of the crime with his feet briskly.

"Xiaoyou." Gojo Satoru called her name.

Youyue stopped guiltily, and said calmly, "What are you doing?"

"Is there nothing you want to tell me?" he said.

Hearing this, Youyue tightly hugged the pillow that was about to be taken back to the room, Gojo Satoru glanced at the carpet, with a half-smile, as if implying that she admitted the mistake of burning the carpet—but she had an inexplicable premonition that he was I'm using this topic to ask something else.

"Well, I did it, but I didn't do it on purpose." Youyue admitted confidently, "I have no money to compensate you."

"It's okay, I'm super rich, so I don't want yours. It's so bad that you still want to hide it from me. I won't be dissatisfied with you just because you didn't tell me something. "

Gojo Satoru dragged his tone, pretending to be wronged, and said, "And you, Xiaoyou—"

He bent down to pick up the picture album and put it back on the table to its original position.

After finishing this action, he said casually: "There are really many loopholes."

Youyue's body stiffened, waiting for Gojo Satoru to continue.

But he got up and went to the bar to get a glass of drinking water, walked over to touch the top of her hair, said "good night, go to bed early" slowly, and went back to his bedroom.

Xia Youjie leaned against the door of her bedroom with her shoulders folded and watched them.After Youyue entered the room, he closed the door by the way.

"Don't worry, Enlightenment won't guess that it's mine." He said, "It's just that you have a ghost behind you."

"I think so too." Youyue lowered her eyelashes and said in a low voice, "If Brother Wu asks, I won't lie to him...Will you be unhappy at that time?"

He said, "What if I'm not happy?"

Youyue thought for a while, and told him seriously: "I can share half of the small treasury with you. I have made a lot of money secretly these days, and my deposit has already reached 50."

Xia Youjie smiled helplessly.

"I'll give you two-thirds." Youyue said with difficulty, "I can't do more, I still have work to do."

"Tell him, I won't be angry." Xia You didn't intend to continue teasing the girl with a serious face, "Compared to this, what you call him is more unpleasant."

Youyue has a strong comprehension ability, she understood immediately, and suddenly realized: "Because I call your best friend like that, do you think I don't respect him enough? I'm sorry."

Xia Youjie: "..."

"What are you trying to figure out?"

Youyue tied up her hair, took a look at her ridiculous front teeth in the vanity mirror, practiced various smiles and mouth shapes, and found that if she wanted to hide the fact that she was missing teeth from others, she had to be dumb.

"By the way, can you reverse the spell?" she asked.

Xia Youjie shook his head: "I was born with a magic formula, you can clearly see through it at a glance."

"Would I know it in another world?" Youyue pretended to cover her mouth and said, "I'm the prime minister, so I should be able to do such a simple thing, right? Tell me about it."

"She will." Xia Youjie said.

Even though Youyue was covering up when she spoke, Xia Youjie still noticed her empty front teeth because of the strange tone, and the cross-section was quite neat - after a little thought, she knew what happened.

In his world, the opportunity for the future prime minister? Youyue to learn the reversal technique is also very subtle.

One day, she ran into a super ordinary man with a bald head in Tokyo. The hair follicles on the top of his head were suppressed by internal forces and could not grow.

Youyue has never seen such a strange thing, so she thought about the connection between bald head and power, and then came to a wonderful conclusion.

So she set off to the barber's, and despite the barber's wailing refusals, finally obeyed his client's orders and pushed the top of her head so that nothing could grow.

Then Youyue realized that she hadn't become stronger, she was shocked and hurt.Misfortunes never come singly, on the way back to the high school, I ran into the annoying Gojo Satoru, who laughed at him for a long time-she was hit hard, and called Saiki Kusuo to complain.

Saiki Kusuo said it's okay, in every world you will run into Gojo Satoru that night after you shave your head, and you can't escape, does it make you feel better?You are all the same.

Absolutely not!

With short hair stubble, after several weeks of being ridiculed and humiliated, Youyue learned from the pain and finally realized...

"So that's how she comprehended the reversal technique."

16 years old? Youyue, who has no front teeth, said: "Then I will go and shave my hair now."

Xia Youjie raised his forehead: "Isn't this falling into the vicious circle of 'bald head - being laughed at' again? Listen to me first."

That Youyue finally had an epiphany...and learned how to maintain a spell with no lower limit 24 hours a day.

Because short hair really oils up quickly!Difficult to manage than long hair.

After turning on the "no lower limit" all day, you can wash your hair once every two or three days.

Youyue in this time and space was stunned: "She learned this, what does it have to do with the reversal technique?"

"Isn't that obvious?"

Xia Youjie chuckled, "It has nothing to do with the reversal technique."

"No wonder you and Gojo Satoru are close friends! Get out!"

After pushing him out of the floor-to-ceiling windows, Youyue ruthlessly closed the light-blocking curtains.

Then when she closed her eyes, her mind was full of "it has nothing to do with the reversal technique".Speaking of which, what exactly is the reversal technique?

Use the mantra in the form of multiplication, so that the negative energy of the mantra itself becomes positive energy-isn't it mathematics?Mathematics is really difficult... Youyue fell asleep in a daze.

The girl who lost her front teeth still went to work at the Phantom Talking Office the next day.

She put on a white mask and covered her entire face tightly, looking at it like a ghost, she complained: "Is this a big star out of the street, Xiaoyou."

"It's not a celebrity." Yuzuki said seriously, "It's the Prime Minister of Japan."

"Don't look at Yin O mother? Where did you learn the sentence pattern of such a wig?"

"Master, I got an Amazon express delivery yesterday, where did you put it for me?"

Youyue rummaged through the sundries shelf at the door, and found the courier box as soon as she asked for the exit: "I found it."

"What did Xiaoyou buy?" Kageyama Shigeo asked.

"Customized a chain."

Youyue unpacked the courier box and the plastic seal, and there was a ribbon rope inside, and a silver nameplate engraved with "GOJO" was attached to it.

Linghuan asked: "A dog leash?"

And Kageyama Shigeo pointed behind Yuzuki: "Is it for it?"

Linghuan looked and looked, but didn't find anything behind her, and tactfully drank tea to cover up her guilt.

"Well, it's called Apple and it's my new partner."

Tear off the protective film on the silver GOJO nameplate, Yuzuki tied it in a knot and hung it under the kiss of the cursed spirit Miyazaki.

The nameplate and the rope are hanging in the air for no reason!

The psychic pupil trembled, and continued to drink tea to cover up his guilty conscience.

"That's great." Shigeo Kageyama also seemed a little happy, "Little Dimple can have new friends, and they are all spirit bodies...Little Dimple, where are you?"

Ever since Youyue brought Miyazaki into the door, Xiao Dimple hid directly under the sofa.

Hearing Maofu's words, it replied indifferently: "Who wants to be friends with this monster! That's a super curse!"

The curse spirit Miyazaki's huge tail was wagging quickly, but when he heard the answer from the little dimple, he stopped wagging his tail in frustration.

Youyue said with disdain: "You are an evil spirit who dislikes the curse spirit, laughing at fifty steps."

"My uncle is a superior evil spirit."

"The super-level spell spirit sounds more powerful."

"what?!"

The little dimple was stimulated, and he tried to inflate his body and made an akimbo motion: "This uncle is very strong."

"Hmm... this spiritual power?"

It circled the curse spirit Miyazaki twice, and said happily: "Ah...you are the source of power in Machida..."

"Let it take a bite." Youyue said.

The super mantra obediently released its spiritual power, and the room gradually spread out, and the little dimples were rolling all over the room while absorbing the spiritual power.

After a few minutes, Xiao Dimple said righteously: "I admit you, Apple, join me in my plan to become a god. I need your help. As long as we work together, we will be invincible. After we dominate the world... "

Miyazaki turned around wordlessly.

"Ah, I've been disgusted." Shigeo Kageyama remarked.

The little dimple was hit hard, and turned to Youyue's persuasion: "Have you ever considered becoming a god? A person as powerful as you is only one step away from a god. Do you know how to make up for your shortcoming? How about... "

"God is very lonely, I don't want it." Youyue resolutely refused.

"How is it possible! God is supported by all people, and many people recognize and love him." Xiao Diwo retorted, "You have never seen God, how do you know that he is lonely?"

"I've seen it. He's just lonely."

Youyue said calmly: "But it's also very gentle."

Small dimple: Oh no, it's a middle school girl.

Kageyama Shigeo asked earnestly, "What does the god look like?"

"He has rose-colored hair and eyes." Youyue recalled, "He hates being noticed, and he always does a lot of things for everyone behind his back. He is the type who is lazy in his mouth, but will try his best to respond to other people's expectations."

She went on to say: "The dubbing is the same as Akashi's God Oho..."

"I can't say that!" Linghuan finally couldn't bear it anymore and interrupted, "I've been wanting to complain for a long time, Xiaoyou, you hang a dog on that Apple... a nameplate, in the eyes of ordinary people, it's just a round sign floating on a ribbon It’s in the air! It’s weird, isn’t it!”

Both Kageyama Shigeo and Yuzuki showed suddenly enlightened expressions.

Youyue was annoyed: "It's a miscalculation!"

Kageyama Shigeo worshiped: "Master is still considerate."

Xia Youjie, who had been silent all this time, made a judgment: "As expected, his spiritual power is so low that he can't even see the curse spirit."

"Okay." Youyue put away the nameplate with a bit of regret.

Miyazaki, the curse spirit, rubbed his forehead against her hand slowly, as if to comfort her.

Not long after dinner, the Wutiao duo who were waiting at the apartment came home.

Gojo Satoru opened the door for her, who looked very tired, with a faint smell of cigarettes lingering on her body.

After entering the door, she skillfully changed her shoes at the entrance, and said while changing: "Gojo Satoru, what is the serious treatment task that requires me to come back from Hakone early, you'd better explain it to me, otherwise my old lady..."

Then Jiarui raised his eyes and looked at the 1.9-meter man. On his left stood a beautiful girl with a beautiful face, the same white hair and blue eyes.

Youyue bowed, and said politely: "Hello, Sister Nitzi, I am Wutiao Youyue."

There are some differences in appearance, it's just that the girl is more beautiful and round, but the arc of the two people's left eyebrows slightly raised towards her coincides perfectly.

"Uh..." Nitzi's lips trembled, and he reached into his bag to touch the cigarette.

"I can't help you with this."

Just like Qihai's first reaction, she also did a simple calculation in her mind, subtracting 27 from 14.

"Wu, are you really punished?"

"Glass, don't be kidding, this is my super cute JK I told you."

Gojo Satoru patted her on the back, led her to the sofa, and turned to the bar by himself: "Should I still drink latte?"

From a distance, he saw Jia Ruozi holding Youyue's hand, and said in a low voice, "If that scum, Wu, abuses you and mom, tell sister, and I will help you."

Youyue smiled, and wanted to explain to Gojo Satoru.

As a result, Nitro saw her broken front teeth, and her smile disappeared. She opened Google and searched for "Is it useful to report domestic violence to the Women's Committee", "Japanese criminal law domestic violence daughter sentenced to several years".

Wutiaowu: "..."

I kind of hate that the six eyesight is too good.

Xia Youjie in the soul state laughed loudly, leaning forward and backward.

After a frantic explanation, Jiarui Nizi finally believed him.

"But the inversion technique can't restore teeth?" Nitro asked inexplicably, "It can treat gums at most. Hair, teeth, and nails are not my treatment category."

Youyue's expression changed from anticipation to pain in a second, and she almost looked at Nitro with tears in her eyes.

"Uh. Or try pulling out your teeth." Nitzi stared at her watery beautiful blue eyes for a moment, somewhat unbearable, "Then use the inversion technique on the gums, maybe you can grow new teeth directly."

Gojo Satoru agreed: "That's the only way to do it."

Youyue's expression has changed from tearful to crying with a smack of her lips.

"Actually, I could wear dentures," she said.

"Those two teeth in the middle of you will be fake and ugly."

Saying that, Jia Ruozi took out a pair of tooth extraction pliers from the carry-on box—the ghost knows why a female doctor with healing abilities would carry such a thing with her!

She said, "Come on, soon."

Youyue subconsciously used [Cang] to run away, but Gojo Satoru reacted faster, and directly opened [He] to pull her back, firmly fixed it on the rocking chair by the window sill, pinched her jaw with one hand, forced She kept her mouth open.

"Be good," he said softly.

Jiajin Nitzi held the tooth extraction forceps, wiped and disinfected it with alcohol cotton, and poked towards Youyue's pitiful short front teeth.

"Don't turn on unlimited when pulling teeth?" Niatz said speechlessly.

"Then I have to come, only I can deal with her, Nitro, change your position."

The two exchanged positions, and Gojo Satoru held the tooth extraction forceps, and took advantage of Youyue's inattention, and pulled out her short front teeth with a "swish".

"Woooo!"

The pain came belatedly, Youyue lost half of her tooth root, but felt as sad as if she lost money.

It would be great if she could do math, what to apply the mantra in the form of multiplication, turning the negative energy of the mantra itself into positive energy...

——Amidst the pain, Youyue suddenly realized that the essence of the reversal technique is indeed the simplest law of positive and negative.

The magic power circuit turned around in the body, and the teeth and bleeding gums were repaired in a few breaths.

"Oh?" Gojo Satoru laughed with great interest, "Have you realized the reversal technique? It's amazing."

Xia Youjie also pursed his lips, with a slight smile on his face.

"But I have saved the picture of Xiaoyou's toothless!"

Gojo Satoru fiddled with the phone, and proudly turned the big picture on the screen to Yuzuki, "It's my LINE avatar now, hahaha!"

Youyue's pupils trembled, and she wanted to grab the phone but was held up high and played by the other party. While humming a strange and cheerful tune, the 27-year-old man said, "I can't grab it... I can't grab it... Xiaoyou is a short-legged cat——"

"Damn it!" she said angrily, "You wait for me!"

From where Xia Youjie was standing, you could see Youyue rummaging through the gallery for a moment, and found Zhang and Gojo Satoru taking a selfie with a bright smile.

She cut Wujo Satoru alone, opened LINE's built-in editing function, enlarged the picture, and painted his front teeth completely black with black lines.

Zooming out at first glance, Wujo Satoru on the picture is also a naive man with missing front teeth.

Acting as a smaller avatar, there is no sense of disobedience.

"Haha! Come and see my LINE profile picture." Youyue said triumphantly.

"What?!" Gojo Gojo was shocked, pointing at her with trembling fingers, "How could you... How could you do this! This is cheating!"

Nitro's eyes are full of caring for the mentally handicapped: "..."

Xia Youjie stood beside her with pity on his face, and patted her on the shoulder, even though she couldn't feel it.

They clicked on each other's big pictures one after another, accusing each other under various names.

In the photo, Gojo Satoru is wearing sunglasses lowly, his face is tilted to the left, his head is slightly bowed, and his face is full of smiles;

And Youyue's goggles have also slipped to the tip of her nose, her face is tilted to the right and her head is raised, with a slightly annoyed expression—the man and the girl in these two photos seem to be interacting through two mobile phone screens.

Xia Youjie: Isn't this the head portrait of a couple?Absolutely!

They quarreled for a long time, Youyue said angrily: "If you don't change it, I will use this avatar for a month!"

"Still naive, I can use it for a year."

Gojo Satoru looked triumphantly at her jumping in anger.

Nitro didn't look at the photos carefully, but felt physically and mentally exhausted from watching the childish ghosts quarreling. She took out a lady's cigarette and found that the lighter was out of fuel and turned off.

Then he asked Wujo Wu: "Do you have a lighter at home, and where is it?"

"Wait a moment!"

Youyue waved at her, ran into the bedroom in a hurry, and came out with a handful of things.

When she came back, she took the cigarette from Nitro's finger, and put the lollipop in her palm in exchange.

The stick part of the lollipop has fluorescent liquid, which will glow when folded. It was bought by Xia Youjie to coax her before.I bought a lot and never finished eating.

Youyue smiled so much that her face was dimpled, and she held a lady's cigarette behind her back.

She said: "Sister Nitzi has such a beautiful finger, it doesn't look good if it turns yellow with cigarettes in it, it's better to eat candy."

Xia Youjie: "..."

Nitro was greatly moved, he held Youyue's shoulder, and apologized sincerely: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't suspect that you are the daughter of a garbage man like Wu, he can't give birth to such a good child as you."

Wutiaowu: "..."

So what does it matter to him?