Miss Gojo can't figure it out

Although he really wanted to let go and beat up his best friend, Xia Youjie finally explained Youyue's physical condition softly in Wutiao Wu's ear, and advised him not to mess around anymore.

"I know." Gojo Wu's ears were reddish, but his tone was very impatient, "Is it necessary to persuade her to drink more hot water? I will do this. You put her down, and the puppy will let me carry it back." , you come with your backpack."

Not having the strength to speak, Youyue shook her head to express her refusal.

Gojo Satoru: "?!"

"Tell you to stop bullying others." Nitrogen's tired face was full of gloating, "Jie Ke is much more reliable than you."

Under normal circumstances, Gojo Satoru was already about to yell, "Smelly puppy, do you choose me or Jie?"But he looked at Youyue's pale face with no energy, and decided to settle the score with her in two days.

Youyue's voice dragged him back to reality: "I found it! Ask Kusuo for the unused lottery."

The stick is a traditional cylinder, and when you shake it, you can hear the rustling sound of bamboo pieces colliding with each other inside.

"I have a heart to understand, so don't hesitate to sign."

After holding it with both hands and shaking it a few times, a slender piece of bamboo fell out from the opening of the stick-it was the upper sign.

Youyue breathed a sigh of relief immediately, and fell back on the bed.And Xia Youjie smiled helplessly: "I told you a long time ago that you're fine."

Because Yuyue's menstrual period is quite stable, he also developed a certain degree of sensitivity to the fifth day of each month.

When I went out, I saw the date on the big screen in the outer street, so I bought some sanitary products from the self-service vending machine. I didn't expect to meet her menarche again.

As for the "24-hour emergency..." that was misunderstood by Momoi, it is an emergency painkiller for menstrual periods, and the package has a promotional picture that the analgesic effect lasts for 24 hours.

"You're not me, how do you know I won't die?"

"Because I've seen you in the future."

Even though she thought it would be outrageous to take the initiative to ask Xia Youjie, Youyue couldn't help being curious: "What will I look like in the future? Will I become a very powerful person?"

I don't know how this sentence pleased Xia Youjie. His eyes stayed on the young girl's face for a while, and the smile spread slowly on his face. Extremely gentle and freehand.

"You are a very powerful person." He said, "There are many people who like you."

And Youyue said vigilantly: "It should not include Osamu Dazai, right? He said that if he likes me, I will die in love with him."

Xia Youjie couldn't laugh or cry because of her strange troubles: "He..."

Then I couldn't laugh.Thinking of Dazai Osamu's annoying look that he can't get rid of like a dog's skin plaster, he just wants to smoke two more cigarettes to suppress his anger.

"How could he like me." Yuzuki came to a conclusion for him, "Dazai is the person who hates me the most. Chuya also said that he didn't want to be friends with me. Although he woke up and told me that didn't mean it, he didn't." Explain in detail."

After waking up drunk on his birthday, Zhong Yuanzhong also lay on the two-meter-wide bed, touching the back of his head with dull pain, trying to recall what happened before the fragment.

I don't know if it's good or bad, although he lost some memory, he still remembers the phrase "I don't want to be friends with you" that he said to Youyue.

He was stiff on the bed like a sunfish floating on the sea, not sure if he told her the second part of the sentence.

If it is said, then they either have a better relationship, or they may have no friends to do it; if they don't say it, it seems that they really have no friends to do it.

Zhongyuan Zhong was also in a dilemma. He rolled around on the bed twice, then got up and put on his clothes, and patiently tied his tie and choker.

Like a woman with exquisite full makeup who wants to meet her ex-boyfriend, he also fully armed himself before calling Youyue.

"Hello? It's me, Chuya."

"Wake up. Do you have a headache?" Youyue asked, "Did you drink hangover soup? I boiled the Eight Immortals recipe in the dormitory, sour and sweet. If you don't mind, come over and drink some."

Zhong Yuanzhong was also greatly moved, and felt that he seemed to have some hope.

Within a few seconds, an annoying but familiar voice came from the other end of the phone: "Xiaoyou, add another bowl for me, my head hurts."

Central Plains Chuya:? !

"Oh, wait a minute."

He heard the sound of footsteps getting farther and closer, Youyue picked up the phone again and said, "Chuya, are you coming?"

"Come." After Zhong Yuan finished his answer, he hung up the phone forcefully.

The Central Plains cadres knocked on Youyue’s door with the momentum of the original partner’s cheating to catch the mistress, and then saw the shallow dimples on her cheeks, and the finished belly draft seemed to be used by Osamu Dazai from the air to disqualify the world, in a word I don't even remember the words.

"Ah, there is an annoying guy here." Dazai sat on the edge of the dining bar, and said coolly, "There is a saying in China that the plan for a day lies in the morning. It got worse."

"I'm so sorry, chief, I'm afraid you'll have to spend a long time with me." He gritted his teeth and went back.

"That's not necessarily true. If Xiaoyou died in love with me tonight..."

Youyue said expressionlessly: "The plan of the day is in the morning, please don't say such disgusting things in the morning, the leader, I will be disgusted all day."

"So indifferent." Dazai said hypocritically, "Obviously last night, we..."

"Last night, you insisted on staying at the door of the room, so you could sleep on my sofa."

"But you didn't refuse, did you?"

"Well, more money owed to PortMafia if you pinch off your hand."

It's hard, Nakahara Chuya's fist is hard.The information revealed in just a few words is already enough to make people angry.

"Dazai, you bastard..."

"Oh?" Osamu Dazai took a sip of the soup and said casually, "Is Chuuya angry? Why?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

"Central Plains cadre, yesterday's birthday passed, you are already 20 years old, can't you be so irritable and irritable? Look at Xiaoyou, she is only ten or fifteen years old, and her temper is much better than yours, okay?"

Dazai's few words hit the most scruples in his heart.Seeing the love messages between an adult man and an underage girl on SNS, Nakahara Nakahara would secretly scold the man for being shameless and slip away.Yes, Mafia's last conscience at the port is so simple even in the concept of love.

"Hurry up and leave." Youyue said, "You are so annoying, Chuya will fight with him as soon as he comes."

"Not at all! Is Zhong Ye harboring evil intentions?"

"Yinshi told me that the one who stays in the girl's room in the middle of the night is a pervert."

"Oh, I have nowhere to go."

Youyue was puzzled: "?"

One bang, then decline.Zhongyuan also forgot about the confession skills that had been brewing in Zhongyuan. He was defeated by Osamu Dazai in a few words, and silently drank a bowl of hangover soup, deciding that he should talk about it when the next opportunity is suitable.

The Japanese are more or less paying tribute to their predecessors in terms of procrastination. Nakahara has never watched "Full-time O People", but he has skillfully learned the skills that Fu O Yoshihiro is best at, opening the skylight and procrastinating.

In short, he dragged on for almost a year, until Yuzuki asked Saiki Kusuo to take her out of that time and space.

Because the other party's attitude towards her hasn't changed much, Youyue naturally doesn't think that Zhong Ye really hates herself anymore.

"Dazai must have slandered me."

Under Xia Youjie's complicated eyes, Youyue reasoned to herself: "So Zhongzhong also believed his nonsense that day, and really hated me! But he still chose to believe in my character in the end, that's it, Zhongzhong He really is a good man who trusts his friends."

——No, because Zhongyuanzhong is also pursuing you, anyone with eyes can see it.

Xia Youjie couldn't laugh anymore when he thought of the Port Gravity Envoy who came to Youyue every now and then in the name of discussing business affairs and dating in reality.

Yuzuki was always impatient with Osamu Dazai, but she called that gentleman by his first name intimately.

Moreover, the other party's personal qualifications are also excellent, handsome in appearance and rich in financial resources. Although he is a gangster, his character is much more reliable than a certain strongest magician, except for his height.

"Dong dong dong."

There was a knock on the door.

"It's me, Xiaoyou, turn it on—"

Xia Youjie stopped Youyue who wanted to go to the ground barefoot, and naturally squatted down to help her put on her slippers, and asked her to open the door.

A bulging cowhide bag was handed over to her face.

The 28-year-old Gojo Satoru naturally doesn't lack common sense like the sixteen or seventeen-year-olds. Seeing Youyue's lack of energy, inexplicable upset and clutching her belly, she speculated that it was a menstrual period visit.

He called his family and asked the girl what she needed to prepare for her menstrual period.

Nitro subconsciously said the standard answers such as warm baby, motherwort granules, painkillers, etc., and then reacted: "Wait, when did you have a girlfriend?"

"No, it's my little girl." Gojo Satoru wrote down everything she said in the memo, "I'll bring you to meet next time, the super cute 16-year-old JK——"

"Ben San's person, you are really punished..." Niatzi couldn't help cursing.

"Thank you five..."

Youyue was a little overjoyed, she didn't expect the other party to be so careful, she lowered her head and smiled, "Thank you Brother Wu."

Xia Youjie was so shocked that he almost dropped his cigarette: "?!"

Oh hoo.Gojo Satoru covered his heart peacefully.

"This guy is a pervert." Xia Youjie looked at his expression that was so happy that it was almost bubbling, and threw the remaining half of a cigarette at his face, "I always feel a little sick."

Gojo Satoru naturally didn't know that his face was covered with cyber cigarette butts, so he pushed forward and said, "Then can you show me the suicide note you wrote?"

Yuzuki replied by restraining her smile and closing the door quickly.

She dumped a large bag of things from Gojo Satoru on the table, and sorted them into storage boxes.

"It's the handwriting of Nitro." Xia Youjie took a look, "It's exactly the same as the one he gave you before."

This previously referred to the 17-year-old DK Wu, who was too embarrassed to go to the supermarket and drugstore alone to buy things that girls need, so he took Xia Youjie to go with him.

He said: "Anyway, you don't have anything to do, why don't you go shopping for the puppy together, by the way, it was Nitro who asked me to buy it."

Youyue didn't understand, and looked at him blankly: "Huh?"

"It's nothing, I said Wu is a fool, he has been so stupid for more than ten years."

"Oh." She took off the warm baby and asked casually, "What will I do when I grow up?"

"Uh." Xia Youjie was stumped by this, he considered his vocabulary and described, "Your goal is quite lofty..."

In fact, Youyue didn't know what kind of work to do in the future until that happened.

At that time, she and Xia Youjie went to remove the curse that caused the strange deaths of residents in a certain village. When they came to that village, they saw that the people in the village locked up two innocent girls with spells and abused them.

Because of their special abilities, they were convicted of causing the disappearance and death of residents.

After rescuing the child, Xia Youjie leaned against the edge of the bedroom balcony and smoked cigarette after cigarette, cigarette butts covered the floor.

"Jay, good evening."

"Don't startle me suddenly." Looking at the girl who suddenly appeared on the armrest, he habitually twisted out the cigarette butt, "What's wrong?"

"It's like this. I think about things during the day a lot."

"I was thinking, why can ordinary people be so ignorant?"

Youyue's words undoubtedly touched the deepest thoughts in his heart, and he silently approved.

"So I want to change all of this." Youyue said, "Ordinary people are ignorant and hateful, but the ability of magicians also has limits. The more people work on schemes, the more their schemes will fail due to unexpected things. , unless it becomes an existence beyond human beings, so Jay—”

Most of Xia Youjie's original dark thoughts were gone, and he was terrified when he heard it, for fear that she would take out a stone mask and put it on and say, "I'm not a man anymore, Jiejie!"

"I want to be the Emperor of Japan!"

Xia Youjie: "..."

He explained rather feebly: "Uh, the emperor actually has no real power, he is a hereditary mascot... almost..."

Youyue: "?!"

"It turns out that the emperor has no power." Youyue suddenly realized, "So will I be successful in the future?"

"Of course it's impossible. It's said that the emperor is hereditary. But you are still determined to change society and be the one in power. After graduating from a high school, you didn't become a magician. You went to a university, a prestigious school with a dual degree in law and politics. , and skipped a level."

"You started to become a politician, and your official career went smoothly, because three of Japan's four major consortiums support you, the Fengji Consortium, the Akashi Consortium, and the Shinomiya Consortium...especially Akashi Seijuro and Shinomiya Kaguya, they are very generous to you .”

"So powerful, I should be the mayor." Yuzuki nodded, feeling very satisfied with herself, "If I become the mayor of Tokyo, all Tokyo will not be allowed to grow coriander."

Xia Youjie smiled and denied, "No."

"You are the first female Prime Minister of Japan."

The author has something to say: going out today suddenly changed early!I'm afraid I didn't write clearly to explain:

Soul Jie comes from another world line 1 where Yume and the DK team met, the main text is World Line 2, and Yume met adult 5, so the story he told may not happen in the past and future of World Line 2.

There were more than 40 comments yesterday, and no updates were added, but I am quite thick and long (chest out.

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!