Miss Gojo can't figure it out

Youyue wanted to raise her head to talk to Xia Youjie, but the other party held her shoulder and said softly, "Don't move, they can't see me."

She stopped obediently, like a kitten caught by the fur on the back of her neck.

"Don't worry, I'll help you too."

Xia Youjie wrapped his arms around Youyue logically, and pinched her cheek, "I promise you will pass the make-up exam safely with non-cheating methods, and study hard now, okay? I'll go out and take the exam."

Youyue remained motionless, then nodded with a smile, and glanced at the direction Xia Youjie left.

In Qingfeng's eyes, she just stared at him for a long time and then smiled at him. His Adam's apple rolled down, and he let out a "tss." Reluctantly said: "I admit that you are quite powerful, don't look at it." .”

"Yeah, it's really cool." Momoi gave a thumbs up.

Midorima also nodded: "That's a good idea."

"Hey, do you want to go to the field field behind the No. 1.9 Middle School to practice at night?" Qingfeng glanced at the message, "It is said that there are two very strong passerby kings, [-] meters tall, and they will arrive at seven o'clock these few days. When it’s time to leave at nine o’clock, everyone in that stadium wants to change venues to play.”

The summer training has not yet started, and everyone has not played basketball with their teammates for almost half a month, and they all seem a little eager to try.

Midorima nodded: "I'll be home before 08:30."

Looking at each other, the rest of the people nodded.

"Can I see you?" Youyue said, "There's nothing to do at night."

The main reason is that Xia You did not agree to return the psp and swtich to her before the make-up exam.Naturally, no one raised objections.

"Then, let's continue with the tutoring."

Akashi's tone was calm: "According to the plan, English is next, and your problem is also a bit serious."

"Excuse me, Wutiao, why do you answer 'iamadog' in all the quizzes?"

"Because that's all I can say."

Midorima took the copy of the answer sheet from Akashi, and also expressed his incomprehension: "Is there any implication?"

"Hahahahaha, do you hope that the teacher is from the Animal Protection Association so you will give you two more points?" Qingfeng leaned over to take a look, and couldn't help laughing.

"What are you talking about? Doesn't that English sentence mean 'thank you'?" Youyue was confused, and explained the logic of her answer, "Someone told me that as long as the teacher is polite, the teacher will like me, so I Write a few more words of 'thank you', and the correcting teacher will give me more points."

Everyone was silent: "..."

"Gojo-san." Akashi asked tactfully, "Who told you the meaning of this sentence in English?"

Youyue recalled, and said, "A former employer of mine."

On Chuya Nakahara’s 20th birthday, she went to the street and bought him a cool jacket with “Iam the King” written on the back in bold graffiti fonts. She didn’t really understand what it meant, but she saw the word “King” on it. The little crown is cute and the clothes are cool, so I swiped my card decisively to buy it.

Then when he was packing the clothes into the gift box, Osamu Dazai bumped into him.He said, "For slugs? Show me."

"Don't." Youyue said vigilantly, "You must do something bad."

"How come?" Dazai elongated his tone, pretending to be sincere, "I just want to help you as a reference, you don't really know what styles you like, I'm also a man, but I know it very well."

The other party was too malicious, Youyue hugged the box to her chest and silently refused.

"If you don't tell me, I'll tell Chuya for you? Just tell him 'Yujiang bought you a jacket, I don't know if you'll like it'."

"How can you tell others about the birthday surprise in advance!" Youyue frowned, "No, if you tell him, I will break up with you."

Osamu Dazai hypocritically said: "Oh, I'm also thinking of you and Chuya. With his temper, if he receives a gift he doesn't like, he will be angry, right?"

"No, Zhongye people are very nice."

Yuzuki muttered, but knew in her heart that he had to see it, and she just hoped that someone could help her to see if the gift was suitable, so she gave the box to Dazai.

Osamu Dazai shook off his clothes, turned them over, and said, "The English sentence on the back has a bad meaning."

"Really, but it draws a crown?"

"It means 'I'm the lord of the world and you're all trash', imagine a slug racing up a hill at night in this jacket, and the driver behind sees him speeding up and killing him, oh, how beautiful ending..."

Youyue naturally wouldn't believe Dazai's nonsense, so she looked up the meaning of the word "King" suspiciously, and the translation software told her it was "monarch, king", so she hesitated.

"At that time, I will send you to the rescue team to collect his body." Osamu Dazai hypocritically wiped away tears that didn't exist, "The short boy died young, slug."

"Then I... buy another one, there are still a few hours left, and I will go to Ginza now."

Osamu Dazai said coolly, "Pomelo sauce still owes the port Mafia billions of dollars, but it doesn't feel bad at all when it's spent."

in one sentence.Youyue froze, and began to quickly calculate the price of the jacket and her own savings in her head. The gift she gave her last time was worth a million yen, and it was absolutely impossible to send it back if it was too cheap.

But if I buy another piece of clothing at a similar price, this month's cocoa milk money will be gone again.

"Yes... yes..."

"The clothes are still very handsome, but the graffiti is the problem." Dazai Osamu persuasively said, "Let me help you change the words on the back? It doesn't cost much."

In Yuzuki's eyes full of vigilance, Osamu Dazai took out the wonderful self-shark props acrylic paint and brush to paint on the clothes, changed the second half of the short sentence, and told her: "The meaning now is [ Thank you], the slug will definitely not be hated by the passing riders."

Dazai draws very seriously, the new graffiti is very close to the random style on the original clothes, at first glance there is no sense of disobedience.

"Really? You won't lie to me, will you?"

"Don't worry, although I really hope that the slug dies as soon as possible, he can still generate income for Hong Kong/Black. Without him, the income will be much less. I will not harm him." He said lightly.

Because Dazai often brought up her debts, and was quite stingy when giving money. Every month, he would deduct her already pitiful salary under clever excuses. Thanking Dazai happily, he put the clothes back into the gift box after drying the paint.

After listening to the simple description, Akashi was silent for a while, and asked, "Are you and the friend who received the gift still friends?"

Youyue pursed her lips and continued to recall: "He doesn't seem very happy."

After receiving her gift, Zhong Yuan opened it on the spot with a smile on his face, but was silent when he saw the words on the back of the clothes.

But he naturally knew that the girl was not someone who would play pranks on this matter, looked carefully, and soon found that the clothes had been tampered with.Zhong also restrained his smile and asked, "Did Dazai touch this dress?"

Yuzuki understands that "Because I was touched by Dazai, so I don't like it", although I don't know how Chu discovered it.She didn't want to lie, so she nodded honestly.

He asked again, "Don't you like it? I picked it out after shopping around for a long time, and Dazai just helped me look at it this afternoon."

"I like it very much, thank you." Nakahara said through gritted teeth.

Midorima commented: "Then he is really a tolerant and good man."

"But he said after he got drunk that day that he didn't want to be friends with me anymore." Youyue felt sad.

On the birthday of the cadres in the Central Plains, everyone took the opportunity to toast one by one with a word of blessing, and made those who had good wine and never raised fish, but were not good at drinking, become top-heavy and unsteady when walking.

He shook his head, pointed at Dazai and laughed: "Bastard mackerel, you have grown two heads. Now one head is two bigger, and the two heads are the same size, haha!!"

Osamu Dazai also laughed, and turned on the camera mode with his mobile phone.

Then seeing Youyue wearing a long fishtail dress, he suppressed his smile and said to her in a deep voice, "Youyou, come with me."

Zhong Yuanzhong also dragged her to the french windowsill to blow the air, the evening breeze was cool, he leaned on the railing with his elbows bent, and said seriously: "I don't want to be friends with you anymore."

Youyue looked at the other party in shock, and then the corners of her mouth gradually sank.

"Don't look at me." He gently covered her frosty eyebrows and eyes, his palms were hot, and he took a deep breath, "I..."

Everyone took a deep breath, but they didn't wait for Youyue's next words.

Momoi was the first to ask curiously: "So what then? What did he say?"

"Then...he was knocked unconscious by a flying wine bottle. I still don't know what he wanted to say that day. Next time I see him, I'll ask."

——Dazai smashed it, and said "Sorry, my hands slipped, I couldn't hold it back" with a blank face and no apology after the smashing.

"Men just get drunk and go crazy, so don't ask."

Everyone turned their heads suddenly, and found a handsome white-haired guy with his hair almost reaching the door frame leaning against the door, with his hands in his pockets, wanton and unrestrained, he didn't know how long he stood there.

"Good afternoon, everyone. I'm Xiaoyou's elder brother Gojo Satoru. I'm here to pick her up."

Wujo Wu raised the exquisite paper bag in his hand, and briefly explained that it was Fu Heihui who told him that Youyue went out to tutor.

"I came back from a business trip, and I brought you some local snacks from Osaka, sweet."

Youyue ran over in surprise, Gojo Satoru thought she was going to get a souvenir, but he handed it over but was not accepted.The other party raised his small face and smiled at him, the small pear dimple on one side was as sweet as Bai Xuebing.

"Thank you." Youyue tiptoed around Gojo Wu's neck, rubbing her soft cheek against his collarbone, "Brother Wu."

Thinking that it would be troublesome to explain her relationship with Gojo Satoru in front of her classmates, she changed the title of "Teacher Gojo".

Wutiaowu: "..."

Gojo Satoru turned on the phone: "Can you say it again?"

The author has something to say: from 285 onwards, you can’t let squinting eyes always be proud (Sinister gentlemen, I like Asura