If you don't act as a scumbag, you will die

For Xie Xun, this night was really not peaceful.

At the beginning Cheng Cheng was still struggling, the key was to mutter words while moving his mouth, such as "baby, what are you anxious about", "baby, give me another chance", "baby, you hug me so tightly, I'm so hot".

Where did Xie Xun experience this kind of torture, endured wave after wave, and didn't intend to respond to Cheng Cheng's nonsense at first.

As a result, the more he stayed still, the more Cheng Cheng wanted to speak, and after a while he finally struggled to free a hand from his embrace: "Honey, what are you nervous about?"

Xie Xun: ...

What do you say I'm nervous about.

Xie Xun hugged him, and the two of them were very close. The fabric of the shirt and silk pajamas rubbed against each other, and the temperature of the human body was also transmitted.

He was still trying to convince himself to calm down, ignore this man's nonsense, and wait until he fell asleep.

Just as Xie Xun was thinking this way, he felt that Cheng Cheng, who was still being held by him, stretched out the hand he had just drawn out, and put it back into the quilt on his own initiative in a daze.

Looks like it's almost over.

He had just breathed a sigh of relief when he suddenly felt Cheng Cheng's hand close to him again.

"Huh? Wife." Cheng Cheng now only calls Baby and Wife alternately, "Why are you older than me?"

"..."

"But actually mine is fine, really, it must, must be because I'm drinking now or something..."

Xie Xun gritted his teeth and was about to sneer at this moment, but although thoughts like "otherwise I really don't care how crazy he can be" popped up in his mind, he still didn't let go of his hand in the end.

He just panted slightly, and interrupted him with a sneer: "Then do you still want to compare with me?"

Cheng Cheng opened his eyes and looked at him, then shook his head slowly: "...No."

"Although I really want to, but...but—" Cheng Cheng was still stuttering, "Forget it..."

As if he was finally sleepy, his tone became a little lighter: "Okay, I won't bother you."

Xie Xun managed to sort out his incoherent words, and smiled angrily: "Then I still have to thank you for letting me go."

While talking, he grabbed Cheng Cheng's free hand again and clasped it tightly to prevent him from moving.

"No, you're welcome!" Hearing the thanks, Cheng Cheng's spirit recovered a bit. If he hadn't been firmly suppressed now, he might have waved his hand, and then added fuel and vinegar to other words.

"After all, baby hit his back just now. Although you told me it's okay, it must still hurt."

In fact, it’s not as serious as Cheng Cheng said, the hit just now was so painful that Xie Xun’s eyes turned black, but after going out and coming back this time, it’s better, as long as no one is touched nearby or he’s not too serious With force, it shouldn't be a big problem.

"Baby, why don't you talk anymore." Cheng Cheng struggled a little less, "Why don't you ask me to blow it to you, it won't hurt anymore."

"Don't blow it, if you can move less and don't let me pull the wound, I won't hurt." Considering that a drunk person's speech is illogical, Xie Xun also followed his words and lied.

"Really?" Unexpectedly, the other party really asked.

"Well, really."

"Okay." After these words, Cheng Cheng really stopped in an instant, and was hugged tightly by him, calling him softly, "Then close your eyes."

Xie Xun listened to Cheng Cheng's words without much hesitation, and made an excuse for himself in his heart, saying that he should rush over now for this night, hugged him face to face, and then gently closed his eyes.

As a result, as soon as he closed his eyes, he felt that the hands in his arms began to become restless again.

Xie Xun said in his heart that he should not listen to what this man said when he was drunk.

He sighed, and wanted to grab Cheng Cheng's hand again, feeling that the other party didn't seem to want to do something related to standing up, but...

Naturally, she hugged herself back gently.

Cheng Cheng also closed his eyes, avoiding the impact on his shoulder blades, patted his back, and whispered in his ear: "Okay, okay, it won't hurt after coaxing—"

Xie Xun didn't move, and Cheng Cheng repeated this dozens of times until his voice became lower and lower, and finally he muttered and fell asleep in his arms.

His breathing was not heavy this time, but there was almost no gap between it and Xie Xun's. The beating of the heart, the heaving of the chest cavity, and the remaining sweet breath with the smell of alcohol all came to him.

Xie Xun actually wanted to take a shower, or sleep on the sofa.

but……

But Cheng Cheng hugged her too tightly, he was afraid that the other party would make trouble again, so he still didn't let go of his hand in the end.

He didn't open his eyes again, and after tossing and tossing for a day until the heat finally subsided, he put his head against Cheng Cheng's and gradually fell asleep.

When the other person was hugged by me, he slept very well, and he didn't move around anymore, and it wasn't necessary to distinguish this boundary.

Just... just one night.

It's just that Cheng Cheng slept a lot of time on the plane during the day, and the curtains in the hotel room were not fully drawn, so he woke up as soon as the sun was up.

When he just woke up, he didn't think for a moment that he had come out with Xie Xun, but when he was about to get up, he realized that something was wrong.

Why... he doesn't have any room to move.

What kind of strength is there to hold him, although he is still lying down, although it is not uncomfortable, but it is——

Cheng Cheng suddenly opened his eyes again, and saw a magnified face.

"Lying--"

Before he could say the last word, he immediately realized that the situation was wrong, and he didn't dare to move for a moment.

Whoa, whoa.

Cheng Cheng's body was tense, only his eyes could move freely.

This time he was not as drunk as last time, even though most of the content was still unimpressive, but at least he thought that he hugged Xie Xun back in the end, and then the two of them fell asleep just like that.

How should I put it, it's fine if I sleep with another big man in my arms for a night.

It's just that the hug is a little too tight.

The bed is so big, the two of them... save space.

"013," Cheng Cheng thought of his reason for drinking last night, and tentatively called the system out, "Last night, Xie Xun and I—"

"Host, when your consciousness is blurred, the system also cannot obtain any information."

That means you are right.

And seeing that Xie Xun didn't take off his clothes this time, it is estimated that such a bizarre incident as the first time will not happen.

What's more, they are still holding... Wait.

Cheng Cheng suddenly felt strange: "013, but hugging is a good gesture, why don't I feel that way now?"

The system was silent for a while before speaking, with a cold voice, as if unwilling to admit the matter: "Because from the perspective of the protagonist in the original book, just like speaking intimately in front of outsiders will not violate the character setting, physically abuse the protagonist. ——Oh, even including hands and feet, it is considered as, uh, an insult to the protagonist."

"...?" Everyone in Cheng Cheng was dumbfounded, and thought it was extremely ridiculous, "Yes, your system only uses words, except for the 'humiliating' that reminds him of his identity like 'baby' and 'wife' Words, as long as you have a gentle attitude towards him behind the scenes, I would almost die here if I smiled at him.

"In the end, you told me that the two of us hugged each other to sleep on the same bed, but the judgment didn't trigger? Are you an idiot or am I an idiot?"

"Forget it, I'm not, your system is all idiots." After all, Cheng Cheng was just a college student who had never entered society before, and he would repeat these words of national abuse over and over again.

But there is one thing Cheng Cheng didn't say, that is, those two "insulting" words are very easy to pronounce now.

And I have to say, at least Xie Xun was able to hug him and sleep for a night, so even if he didn't know what happened last night, the previous conflict must have been repaired a little bit.

Thinking of this conflict, Cheng Cheng wanted to curse again.

He thought very clearly from the beginning, he didn't want the company, he didn't want much money, and he just wanted to get rid of the system quickly for a year.

This point has not changed, even his thoughts on Xie Xun.

The Cheng family members are idiots, he won't just accept it as a steamed stuffed bun, but recently Xie Xun has treated him pretty well, and he can't stay the same forever.

Xie Xun spends the second half of the book taking revenge and working hard in his career. Cheng Cheng never thought that his pretentious role could influence the protagonist Long Aotian, who has long since lost his love and love, but revenge is not his character.

What's more, what happened last night was only because Xie Xun asked him about his major. He was a little happy and couldn't help but want to say more.

He thought about it and couldn't help sighing.

In the end, before he carefully slipped out of Xie Xun's arms, the person holding him moved and opened his eyes.

Cheng Cheng didn't notice for a moment, the eyes of the two collided suddenly.

"Uh……"

And more importantly, because of the short distance, some of the physiological reactions in the morning are naturally transmitted.

Cheng Cheng's head exploded, he quickly bounced Xie Xun away, and stood up from the bed.

But this is not what Cheng Cheng's mind is blowing up now.

In the one or two months since he came here, he was very idle every day, and occasionally pretended to be noisy, but he was not tired.

Although he is an art student, he is not very sensitive to certain aspects by nature, and he has never been in a relationship, so it can be said to be a blank sheet of paper.

In the past, the number of times he solved himself was very rare, but he still knew some normal reactions.

It was only after being hit by Xie Xun just now that he suddenly remembered something that he had ignored because it was common sense.

It seems like, indeed, when I woke up during this time, I never had...

He didn't really inherit this, did he? !

Cheng Cheng's head has already started to crackle and set off firecrackers, Xie Xun and all tasks are delayed a little bit, this is a big problem!

Just when he stood up, he noticed that Xie Xun's eyes glanced towards him.

"What are you looking at!" Cheng Cheng cursed out of embarrassment.

"I didn't see anything." Xie Xunyun lightly looked away, as if he was also calm.

The two were in such a subtle stalemate for a moment, Cheng Cheng coughed and pretended nothing happened, got out of bed and poured a glass of water.

"Don't you ask what happened last night?" But this time it was Xie Xun who broke the silence.

"Why, are you going to hurry up and talk?" Cheng Cheng turned his head and stared at him.

"What version do you want to hear?" Xie Xun asked calmly.

"Don't want to hear any of them, don't bother me." Cheng Cheng was still thinking about this matter in his heart, and there was almost nothing left in his mind except that word.

He didn't take it seriously when he was arguing with the system before, and he didn't take it seriously when arranging the fruit predecessors. After all, he always felt that although he wore it, some functions were always there.

For example, my painting skills are still there, although some details may be repeated several times without muscle memory.

Then, if this is the case, what Xie Xun said to him when he was drunk last time...

Cheng Cheng turned around abruptly, put his hands on Xie Xun's shoulders, and stared at him closely.

Xie Xun didn't understand: "You..."

"You, before you..." Cheng Cheng couldn't speak anymore, it was embarrassing to admit this kind of thing.

"Before what?"

"Just before..." Cheng Cheng hesitated to speak, "Well, I'm not, I'm pretty ruthless, you still..."

"Oh." Xie Xun didn't expect Cheng Cheng to be so fussy about pushing and bumping himself, he kept thinking about it all night, and he still thought about it when he woke up.

Although it was very painful at the time, and now there is a bruise on the back, but in order not to make Cheng Cheng think too much, since he is not that delicate after all, there is no need to keep making him feel guilty, and said: "It doesn't hurt, it's fine."

"Oh……"

Cheng Cheng suddenly let go of his hand again, and looked at Xie Xun with a strange look.

Seeing Xie Xun like this now, it seems that he didn't lie to himself.

Could it be that……

I can only do it to Xie Xun?