If you don't act as a scumbag, you will die

"What's the matter baby." Cheng Cheng raised his chin very proudly, "Don't you like it?"

Xie Xun's face was not as dark as before, but it was still not good-looking, his brows were slightly frowned, as if he really didn't understand what Cheng Cheng's intention was.

But that doesn't matter.

After all, he spent a lot of money to make Tian Xin collude with this group of ex-boyfriends, and everyone said that there was no problem—after all, these people have basically never suffered from the original owner, and now they are married. Benefits, why not do it.

"Mr. Xie, don't worry, we all sincerely bless you!"

"Yes Xie San!"

"Lihua love you!"

The fruit people at the table were very supportive and added to Cheng Cheng.

"Okay baby, I'm just going to show you before the ceremony, so that you can let go of your prejudice against me." Since coming here, Cheng Cheng felt that there was nothing more bizarre, so he waved his hand without any psychological burden. , said.

Fortunately, they didn't stay here for long, and soon the people accompanying the door trotted over, saying that almost everyone was here, and told them to go over as soon as possible.

So Cheng Cheng didn't stay any longer, and after he took Xie Xun to greet the group of people one by one, when he walked to the door and left, he turned his head and added something to the group of fruit people not far away.

"By the way, when everyone leaves later, in addition to souvenirs, don't forget to go to Uncle Liu at the door to get a special gift. It's specially prepared for you, and no one else has it."

Xie Xun no longer expected this person to say anything serious.

Sure enough, the next second Cheng Cheng smiled sweetly, as if swearing sovereignty: "Everyone has a box of lychees."

"..."

Walking out of the banquet hall inside, Cheng Cheng looked at him with some amusement: "Are you really angry?"

While talking, he stretched out his hand again, winked, and let Xie Xun continue to hold him like before.

Xie Xun hadn't moved at first, but Cheng Cheng half-threateningly reminded: "If you don't hold me back, then I'll ask your sister to come over and seduce you to attend."

"..." Xie Xun pursed his lips slightly.

Then, under Cheng Cheng's gaze, he stretched out his hand again, letting him put his hand on his arm.

"Mr. Cheng." Xie Xun still maintained the posture of being held by Cheng Cheng, but lowered his voice, "Sometimes I really don't know what you are thinking."

"Hey, why don't you call me by my name again. Then you may never know." Cheng Cheng smiled nonchalantly, and whispered vaguely, "At least not in the short term."

"Really." This time Xie Xun only responded with two words, and did not speak again.

"Okay, let's go."

Cheng Cheng said.

Although not many people were invited to this wedding, a performance band was invited to the scene. The violin was clear and clean, the cello was calm and melodious, and the piano resonated smoothly and pleasantly. Brahms was playing Piano Trio No. [-] in B major. .

Classical music from hundreds of years ago enhanced the atmosphere here. After all, art is interconnected, and Cheng Cheng's mood became better, and he said casually: "I thought you would play a little bit like those normal weddings. Just a sweet song."

"Didn't Mr. Cheng let me decide for myself?" Xie Xun said.

"Yeah, isn't this very good." Cheng Cheng squinted his eyes and smiled slightly, looking at the flower arch not far away, and said.

Probably because Cheng Cheng, who didn't have to be alone with Xie Xun today, and didn't have to pretend to be a character, suddenly felt that the wedding was not so difficult.

He didn't care if others felt that "Cheng Cheng" had really changed from now on.

"My dad and my brother are in front." Cheng Cheng saw the people sitting in the first row, and secretly tugged on Xie Xun's sleeves, "Come with me to deal with them."

Worried that Xie Xun would not agree, he added a special sentence: "I will accompany you to deal with your sister later."

Xie Xun didn't say anything, Cheng Cheng took it as his agreement.

As they approached, the guests who were still waiting turned their attention to the two protagonists of this scene.

The two walked over hand in hand, one color is black and the other is white, the black one is flamboyant and beautiful, while the white one is silent and quiet, both of them have excellent faces, their manners are decent and elegant, against the blue sky, white clouds, flowers and lawn, there is obviously a problem with the composition of the color scheme , but still looks good like a painting.

The melody played to the second movement, the vibrato of the cello was deep and gentle, and Cheng Cheng took a step forward, condescendingly smiling at the two people in front of the music: "Dad, brother."

Cheng Li and Cheng Yan were sitting side by side, and there were many other relatives of the Cheng family behind them. The system wanted to introduce who was who, and what was the relationship with the original owner, but Cheng Cheng directly rejected it: "I don't want to hear it, don't remember." live."

"You weren't quite fluent when you memorized your ex just now."

"The ex was a lovable tool person anyway," Cheng Cheng began to educate the system, "Your AI may not understand, we humans don't store garbage in our brains."

The original owner's biological father was called Cheng Yan. It was obvious that he had no interest in this wedding banquet, but because of his family's face, his surname was Cheng anyway, so how could he be sneaky when he got married.

Cheng Yan smiled without embarrassment. It seems that this abnormal father-son relationship has long been known in the Cheng family, so he just said bluntly: "Congratulations."

Cheng Li, who was on the side, had been waiting for this moment to watch the show, and immediately said something along with the yin and yang: "Indeed, no matter what, today is a good day, and we are all here to rejoice."

"Oh." Cheng Cheng nodded indifferently, "Then you're done with it now? Just leave as soon as you're done."

After saying this, Cheng Cheng waved to the other side and greeted warmly: "Grandma!"

One sentence directly exposed the true face of the relatives of the Cheng family's tacit desire to watch the excitement. The uncles and aunts behind were still pretending not to hear and laughing, but Cheng Yan's face had become ugly.

After all, for so many years, Cheng Yan has always been very kind to Cheng Li because of guilt, and because of this gap and Cheng Li's bullying, the original owner has gradually developed a weird personality. Well, the original owner couldn't go to her every time, so when he got angry with the Cheng family, he went back to vent on people who had nothing to do with it, a vicious circle.

"Is your brother wrong?" Cheng Yan frowned, "He kindly congratulated you, listen to what you are talking about yourself?"

"What am I talking about?" Cheng Cheng murmured in his heart that the quarrel was really meaningless. The author created this villain and wrote it casually. It would be more interesting to play idiom solitaire with Xie Xun than to argue with them here.

So he immediately lost interest in continuing to play: "I still remember what Cheng Li said when he came to challenge me."

"He's your brother, how can he be called provocative." After a few words, Cheng Yan didn't even pretend to be polite at the beginning, and reprimanded in a low voice dissatisfied.

"Did Cheng Li tell you what he said when he came to the door that day? Didn't he?" Cheng Cheng was most annoyed by these people who didn't speak well, because he couldn't speak well because of the system. Scared, "Doesn't he just want to see me torture Xie Xun? He wants to see me and him watching a show by forcing someone else to marry, doesn't he?"

"If he doesn't say anything, I'll tell you. It's obvious that he was the one who provoked me first. When he saw me and... my wife and I began to feel sluggish, and wanted to make things difficult for me, so I had to hold this wedding for you. The Cheng family is saving face, isn't it?"

"You——" Cheng Yan almost couldn't control the dignity, and looked at him angrily.

Their arguing was not loud, but although they couldn't hear what they were talking about from a little further away, they were already curious and wanted to come up and probe their brains.

"Enough! What do you want to make of this wedding! Do you think it's embarrassing?" Cheng Yan said with a sullen face.

"Dad, I think you guys have some misunderstanding? I can get married as I want, why do I hate this?" Cheng Cheng continued to say indifferently.

He knew that there would definitely be trouble in this wedding, but if he wanted to, he had to do it in his own way.

As in the original text, because the original owner habitually flatters these relatives, while begging for perfection in a low voice, he almost tortured Xie Xun on the spot. The original owner used Xie Xun to vent, while the rest of the relatives saw the scene they wanted, and even I was not interested in the banquet, so I was so happy that I left early.

So it's not bad enough to say that the original owner only knows about the nest.Cheng Cheng complained.

"Cheng Cheng, ask yourself, am I not good enough for you?" Cheng Yan began to move out the things he had given him, "Your mother left early, I didn't abandon you differently, and I raised you so well Big, even worried about you, gave you company management, isn't that enough?"

"You really disappointed our Cheng family." Cheng Yan finally concluded, "It seems that after getting married, I don't know what my last name is."

A series of questions made Cheng Cheng laugh, and looked at these people in front of him with an indescribable look.

He suddenly felt that he was not a villain, and he didn't know how to describe it. He only blamed himself for not having enough experience. Seeing these people, he just felt that the facial makeup was boring.

Then there is nothing to worry about.

Cheng Cheng thought.

"tell him.

"It is true that I have completely changed since I got married." He said softly, "But to be more specific, it should be from the moment I came out of the Civil Affairs Bureau."

"Okay? Tell me what's good?" Cheng Cheng looked at the man in front of him and sneered, "My mother has been with you for so long, and an irresponsible man like you hasn't made a single promise, is that okay?

"After death, you even concealed your unwillingness to admit it. That's fine. My grandma wanted to take me over, but because the outside world knew of my existence, you were afraid that you would lose face after I passed, so you insisted on taking me back. Custody, is that okay?"

Cheng Yan stood up unbearably, and shouted in a cold voice in front of the onlookers: "Cheng Cheng!"

"Why didn't you quarrel and change it to yelling? Then I have to continue to say, you said you raised me so big, yes, I have never been short of material things, but every time you pretend to give me 'Toys', which ones have not been used by Cheng Li? As for the company, it is even more interesting. If I remember correctly, two of the three rooms I have now are because Cheng Li has too much appetite and can't afford it. Insufficient, if you feel that you can’t control it and say no, you gave it to me, right? The funny thing is that there has been some improvement in the past two years, and Cheng Li is going to come over and snatch it from me in a blink of an eye, is this okay?"

"So Cheng Yan, you are clearly a liar who betrayed his promise, always rebellious and always abandoned!"

The band just finished playing the entire movement, and the entire lawn fell silent in an instant.

Qi Rong, who was sitting a little further away, looked very ugly, but instead of stepping forward, she looked over with surprised but relieved eyes.Xie Ling stared blankly with her classmates, whispering to each other: "It turns out that Cheng Cheng's life experience is so miserable..."

Compared to this, Tian Xin, who was sitting in the back row eating the lychees specially provided by her predecessor, was so excited that she wished she could join in the fun and gossip.

Cheng Cheng let out a breath, but his heart still beat a little faster: "Why, is there anything else to say?"

It seems that the idiom Solitaire with Xie Xun is not useless, for example, this kind of occasion is very suitable to come out and pretend.

"Oh, by the way, although I don't have that little company at all now, I can't give it to Cheng Li," Cheng Cheng looked at his brother beside him, "Do you remember what I said last time? It’s impossible to give it to your wife to play with.”

"I believe that you have also checked during this period of time. You are very clear about whether I have done what I said."

Cheng Li snorted coldly: "Who knows what you want to do wrong?"

"The company used to write my name, but now it's different. It can be regarded as the joint property of the husband and wife, and it has nothing to do with you as an outsider."

Cheng Li gritted his teeth and looked at him.

"Okay, it seems that everyone is not happy, then I don't think you need the toast later, I will take Xie Xun to find grandma by myself later," Cheng Cheng decided to cancel the latter part, thinking An Shuang could get lazy again, and then said seriously, "But you still don't leave early, I still want you to witness my wedding, after all, my surname is Cheng anyway, right?"

Now that he had spoken out, Cheng Yan looked at the other person again.

Cheng Li had told him about this person, and I heard that he was still a very good student, but after being spotted by Cheng Cheng, he insisted on snatching him back. It is said that he squeezed out all the places for studying abroad.

"Cheng Cheng, have you forgotten what you have done?" Cheng Yan looked at Xie Xun and spoke, intending to threaten another person.

"Hiss..." Cheng Cheng clicked his tongue, again?

Didn't this set of templates have already been used when Cheng Li provoked it?

But to be honest, it was Xie Xun who helped me that time. Although the speed in some places was a bit too much, the effect was outstanding.

It was only because Xie Xun hated Cheng Li last time that he helped him, but this time...

Cheng Cheng blinked. After all, he had just had a fight with a fruit man a few minutes ago. If Xie Xun turned his back on the battle——

After Cheng Yan finished speaking, he smiled at Xie Xun again. As expected of father and son, the routine was exactly the same as Cheng Li: "Mr. Xie, I am also very sorry to see you here. I heard that you didn't want to—"

"Yes."

Xie Xun opened his mouth, still holding Cheng Cheng's hand affectionately: "I really didn't want to be with Mr. Cheng at first."

Hearing this sentence, Cheng Li laughed out loud.

"Cheng Cheng, it's really pitiful that you won't get what you want if you don't grab it."

"But..." Xie Xun quickly added a twist.

Combined with the protagonist's personality who doesn't like to play cards logically, Cheng Cheng suddenly became cautious, for fear that he would say something shocking to the world again.

"But Mr. Cheng really treated me too well."

?

Cheng Cheng's expression froze.

This is a little more outrageous than the dragon and the tiger.

"I know he has a bad temper, but he still treats me differently from other people. Although I only need to peel lychees for him, he will give me the company, the keys to my house, and the sports car... "

Yes, yes, I peeled the litchi just because I didn’t want to move it, I gave it to the company because I didn’t have any interest, and I gave him the keys and the car just because I thought it was troublesome for him to go to and from get off work!

Why is it so strange for Xie Xun to say it now!

"I didn't want to say these things at first. I was afraid that Mr. Cheng would lose face. Although he seems to be very fierce every day, he would wait for the door for me. He would wait until yesterday when he caught a cold. He even secretly drew pictures for me..."

Isn't that because your figure is a free model? !

Cheng Cheng wanted him to stop talking, and secretly squeezed Xie Xun's arm.

Why did he forget that Xie Xun is much better at acting than him!

But he glanced at the expressions of Cheng Li, Cheng Yan and several other relatives, and thought, it's good, it's not bad to be disgusted twice in the same way.

Xie Xun didn't seem to notice Cheng Cheng's reminder: "But those are not the most important."

"..." Cheng Cheng felt that he didn't really want to know the "important" words that followed.

It's a pity that Xie Xun couldn't hear his voice, and said slowly to the relatives: "The most important thing is that he hasn't asked me to give up studying."

Cheng Cheng opened his mouth.

Yes, he almost forgot if he didn't say it.

After all, I once locked Xie Xun in the tuning classroom and asked him to answer the details of leveraged buyouts and responsible investments.

Xie Xun concluded his statement: "So Uncle Cheng, you don't have to worry about anything."

"I know Mr. Cheng likes me, but he just doesn't say it."

"..."

Cheng Cheng twitched the corner of his mouth.

If I had known before I came here, I wouldn't have said the phrase "deal with my dad" to Xie Xun.

This is too much to deal with!

All his high-spirited words just now became his foreshadowing in the end!

But Xie Xun had said it all, and he couldn't help but take care of him, so Cheng Cheng's heart broke, he took Xie Xun's hand with a little force, and he leaned on Xie Xun's shoulder in front of Cheng Yan.

"So Dad, thank you for coming to bless me today."

Cheng Cheng raised his head and looked at Xie Xun who happened to be looking over.

The other party even had a smile on his face now, as if what he just said was true, and he was indeed conquered by Cheng Cheng.

OK, you wait.

Cheng Cheng blinked quickly at Xie Xun.

Then he continued to lean on his shoulder and said to Cheng Yan: "As you can see, we are indeed very..."

"Like, match."

The farce passed for a short time, and the relatives of the Cheng family sat back on their chairs with different expressions.

However, everyone heard what Xie Xun said later, and the master of ceremonies beside him was so moved by those words.

Cheng Cheng didn't want to get involved with these people, so he gestured to the master of ceremonies to continue with the next part.

"Then the wedding will continue." So the master of ceremonies seemed to ignore the previous family disputes, "Love is always the most unpredictable thing, but no matter what, everyone is here today to witness our Mr. The wedding of his lover, Mr. Xie—"

The venue began to resound with melodious music.

Cheng Cheng took Xie Xun's arm and walked out from the troublesome relatives of the Cheng family. After greeting Qi Rong and Xie Ling, he was about to officially step on the red carpet.

The guests sat on both sides of them, Cheng Cheng grabbed Xie Xun's clothes, and said with a voice of only two people, "Xie Xun, you wait."

The cloth they were sticking together was about to be heated by Cheng Cheng, Xie Xun nodded cooperatively: "I always listen to Mr. Cheng."

"...can you call me by my name?"

"Mr. Cheng says what he says."

Cheng Cheng took a deep breath and endured it.

Forget it, after all, this is the end of the show, so at least I have to play this respectful act to the end.

He tidied up his expression, showed a smirk suitable for marriage again, and complained to 013: "Marriage is troublesome, why are there so many things."

"Host, that's because you regard marriage as a task and a burden—" The system may be too idle recently, or it may be that it has begun to read some ethics novels, rambling on.

"Hurry up and shut up." Cheng Cheng interrupted unbearably.

I don't know why, just now when he quarreled with those so-called family members, he was still able to fight with all the Confucian scholars, but now... he is actually a little nervous.

While persuading himself in his heart that it was because of his inexperience, Cheng Cheng grasped Xie Xun's arm a little bit, thinking that it was all the fault of what he said just now.

Maybe it's because of the scene, even though the atmosphere is not so good now, but the sky, white doves, music, flowers...

It seems that all of this is very logical and logical.

The point is, all of this runs counter to the original.

Fortunately, the master of ceremonies was very discerning and omitted the part of letting the newcomers tell each other their hearts: "After all, everyone has heard Mr. Xie's confession just now, and Mr. Cheng may be a little shy, so let's let him go for now."

"Of course the oath is indispensable. The so-called ceremony exists to strengthen love."

The master of ceremonies placed the vows in duplicate in front of them, the band stopped playing, and all eyes were on his face.

For such a short moment, Cheng Cheng thought, would it be easier to follow the original plot?

But he quickly dismissed the idea.

Anyway, it is precisely because of the presence of outsiders that he treats Xie Xun well so that he will not trigger the human judgment. He should seize this opportunity, even if it is a little embarrassing.

But when he was about to read it out, he felt Xie Xun's eyes glance towards this side.

"I should love you with my whole heart, I should praise you with all my postures, I should embrace you with the tenderness of my life, and I should melt into you with all my soul."

Cheng Cheng lowered his head, the more he read, the lower his voice.

"And you'll be with me too, won't you?"

After saying the last sentence, Cheng Cheng felt that his face was going to turn red.

"013, I'm so embarrassed—" He couldn't find anyone to talk to, so he could only vent on the system.

It's a pity that the system can't help him, and said quietly: "Host, you decide to act out the wedding."

Xie Xun also looked at him.

Standing surrounded by flowers, Cheng Cheng, who was dressed in a pure black tuxedo, was handsome and delicate, even though he had just finished reading those words, he still hadn't raised his head.

The person in the white suit in front of him looked at him fixedly, and after listening to all the oaths, after a few seconds, he didn't know what he was thinking, and then replied gently.

"--Yes."

While Cheng Cheng was hypnotizing that this was all to keep the Cheng family from being happy, he heard the master of ceremonies speak.

"Then you can kiss now."