If you don't act as a scumbag, you will die

Cheng Cheng didn't expect Xie Xun to say anything, but in order to verify his analysis with the system just now, he tried to ask: "Really?"

Hearing what he said, Xie Xun turned his head and asked in a neutral tone: "She really didn't tell me too much. What answer does Mr. Cheng want?"

When he said this, Cheng Cheng was basically sure that his analysis with the system just now was correct, and Qi Rong probably gave Xie Xun some benefits so that he could take care of himself.

But Qi Rong is indeed the only family member in this world who treats her well, and she brought Uncle Liu here. Thinking of this, Cheng Cheng still feels a lot better.

As for what she talked about with Xie Xun—Cheng Cheng was not very curious, probably because of his relationship with him these few days, he didn't think Xie Xun would really listen to his grandmother.

After going through this incident in his mind, he was in a better mood than when he came here. He stretched his legs, leaned back on the chair, and said loudly, "My answer? Of course you are here with me. Confess passionately to me in front of grandma, saying that you like me and that you will not let me down... would you say that?"

The two of them didn't pay attention to these words. After a long while, Xie Xun seemed to be laughing: "It may be a little difficult, and there is nothing I can do."

"Tsk." Cheng Cheng, who was leaning casually, suddenly straightened up.

Why is this person speaking idioms again?

Can't you speak well?

Xie Xun didn't know why, so he also looked at him.

The two stared at each other in the car for a while, and finally Cheng Cheng frowned, and suddenly said an irrelevant answer: "Destroy all opinions!"

"?"

... Idiom Solitaire?

Apparently Xie Xun was also puzzled by this jumping-off trend.

But he was smart, and he quickly realized that, even inexplicably, he continued: "...What do you want?"

"Do whatever you want!"

Cheng Cheng, who caught the handle, immediately rushed to answer, so excited that he almost wanted to stand up in the car and bump his head: "Okay, if you can't catch up, you lose!"

"...Mr. Cheng," Xie Xungang said, "You are..."

"Okay!" Cheng Cheng felt elated, "The loser is not allowed to speak idioms for a week!"

This person is either a riddle player or an idiom player all day long. Although the magical idiom solitaire just now was completely a whim of a coincidence, it doesn't affect his happy mood now. He turned his head back happily and dangled his legs.

"..."

Xie Xun glanced at Cheng Cheng's back.

The logic of this person's behavior is really difficult to judge with the way of thinking of ordinary people.

He frowned slightly.

He didn't know why Cheng Cheng suddenly started to jump to idiom solitaire bizarrely in the middle of his sentence, and he didn't even know why he even subconsciously followed a sentence after he realized it.

But forget it, Xie Xun looked at Cheng Cheng who was already humming a ditty against the car window not far away.

The other party's hair was a bit messy and frizzy, with a few ends curled up slightly. I don't know if it was caught in the garden just now.

He raised his head and looked out the window, his originally pale skin was slightly brightened by the setting sun, even though his face was still bloodless, it was indeed much more vivid than the one he had seen before.

Although he really couldn't deceive him so much.

But he can be so happy if he cooperates casually, Xie Xun looked away and thought silently, that's not too difficult.

Of course, Cheng Cheng was still immersed in the joy of defeating idioms with idioms, and when he got home, he looked at Xie Xun next to him, and he was much more pleasing to the eye.

Uncle Liu greeted them at the door, and as soon as the car stopped, he came over to open the door for them: "Mr. Cheng, the old lady called just now and asked if you have any difficulties in preparing for the wedding. Just tell me, and I will solve it." .”

When Cheng Cheng thought about the wedding, he was a little confused. He had no experience with this kind of over-the-top question, so he simply handed it over to others: "Anyway, Uncle Liu, just figure it out."

"A few days ago, I had already contacted the designer to determine the relevant venue. The other party listed about ten plans, including the follow-up..."

"Wait," Cheng Cheng just sat down, and gasped when he heard the number, "How many?"

"There are ten types of venues, and another ten types of themes and related gifts..."

Cheng Cheng was in pain when he heard it: "Otherwise, you and grandma can make up your own mind, and you don't need to ask my opinion."

"I asked, but she said that you still want you to make up your own mind on such a big deal, yes," Uncle Liu said, "She also bought you a small island as a wedding gift, which can be used as your honeymoon trip... "

an island?Cheng Cheng became interested when he heard this.

After all, the current pain is only temporary. He made a little calculation, and after a year, he can still slip away to the island for vacation...

"Hey." Cheng Cheng thought about it, blinked happily, and said to Uncle Liu, "I will thank grandma myself later."

"Then these plans..." Uncle Liu tried to bring the topic back.

"Leave it to Xie Xun!" Cheng Cheng waved his hand and leaned on the sofa, "I trust his vision."

Uncle Liu's gaze flicked between the two for a while, hesitating.

After all, according to Cheng Cheng's previous temper, even if he was chosen by Xie Xun, if he was not satisfied in the end, he would probably lose his temper again.

"Okay, Uncle Liu." Xie Xun, who had been silent all this time, spoke up after a while, "Show me."

"I'll select three for you, and let you choose one of the three later?" Xie Xun said this to Cheng Cheng.

In the past few days, the number of times he took the initiative to talk to himself is very small. Cheng Cheng was stunned for a moment before he realized it, and then shook his head: "You choose yourself, I won't interfere."

After thinking about it, I felt that I should be more eccentric, so I added: "You can't even make this decision, can you?"

As long as you are confident enough, many problems will be solved.

Uncle Liu didn't have the nerve to interrupt, but fortunately Xie Xun just glanced at Cheng Cheng, then looked away and nodded to him: "Okay."

Cheng Cheng crossed his legs and glanced at the lychees on the table.

Then he glanced at Xie Xun.

Coincidentally, the other party also turned their faces, and their eyes collided.

Now there are others, Cheng Cheng coughed and pointed to the fruit on the table: "Baby."

Xie Xun didn't seem to understand, his brows and eyes moved lightly, but he didn't speak, and was going to discuss the venue with Uncle Liu.

Cheng Cheng felt that after he passed through, there were still some changes, such as peeling a lychee, if you really want to eat it, you can do it yourself, no matter how bad the house is, there is no one else, but he just wanted to find something for Xie Xun to do. .

It must be affected by this broken system, after all, there are always so many strange judgment rules.

When Cheng Cheng thought that he was now a solid person, he immediately became confident: "Honey, I want to eat lychees."

It may be that the number of times of acting is too high. Now every time Cheng Cheng says words like "wife" and "baby" to Xie Xun, the psychological burden at the beginning is gone, and it becomes more and more natural.

He raised his chin: "I want to top the biggest ones."

Xie Xun frowned: "Mr. Cheng, now we..."

"Don't speak idioms!" Cheng Cheng, who noticed a little sign, immediately interrupted, "Speak well!"

"Then I'll go and see the plan. Good night, Mr. Cheng." Xie Xun said that he would stop talking, but he didn't respond to the request just now.

"Ah." Seeing that Xie Xun was about to stand up, Cheng Cheng suddenly sighed.

The back of the opponent paused without a trace.

Cheng Cheng looked at his back slowly and said, "I know you did that last time to show my brother, but I didn't expect you to be so small, you only like to play on occasion..."

"..."

"I won, I can speak idioms." Cheng Cheng leaned on the sofa, looked at him arrogantly and smiled.

"It's just that I didn't expect that when I got married for the first time in my life, I wanted to eat lychees. In such a big family, I couldn't even make such a simple wish..."

Uncle Liu is worthy of being the king of observing words and demeanor, at this moment he stood straight and motionless, as if he no longer existed in this living room.

There was a moment of silence between the two, Xie Xun still turned his back, but did not continue to walk out.

Cheng Cheng looked at his back and thought, did he overplay this time?

I just thought about it and planned to do it myself, but after two seconds, the man in front of me still turned around.

Xie Xun's complexion wasn't good, but he didn't find the indifference he had when he first saw him. He just took a step closer with a blank face, sat down again, took the lychee that Cheng Cheng pointed to just now, and peeled it with his hands.

Does this work too?

Cheng Cheng quickly asked the system: "013, do you feel that there is something wrong with him who came back tonight?"

"Seems to be……"

"Right, it always feels weird." Cheng Cheng thought for a while and said, "But the protagonist is actually pretty fun..."

"That's because the host handled it well." 013 had already given up questioning, and started flattering directly.

"Yes, it makes sense."

"Host, why did you start speaking idioms—"

"Mr. Cheng."

The system's voice rang together with Xie Xun's, Cheng Cheng naturally immediately put the AI ​​behind him, looked up and found that Xie Xun had smoothly peeled a lychee, there was still a little shell left to cover the pulp, and handed it over.

After all, he was forced by himself, Cheng Cheng got the benefit and immediately behaved, looked at him with raised eyebrows and smiled: "Okay baby."

Xie Xun is immune to all titles, still expressionless.

Seeing that Cheng Cheng ate the lychee, Uncle Liu finally dared to speak: "Then I won't bother you. By the way, Mr. Cheng, I'm drawing up a guest list recently. If you have anyone else you want to invite, please let me know. "

Cheng Cheng was speechless with a whole lychee wrapped in his mouth, so he nodded to Uncle Liu.

After the other party left, Xie Xun was still peeling the fruit, and Cheng Cheng's phone vibrated again.

[Sweetheart: I'm sorry, Young Master Cheng, to bother you today. 】

[Little sweetheart: Oh... they are too talkative, and I only now know that they really sent a message!But don't be angry, they are all too surprised, and they also sincerely congratulate you, although it is impolite, but...]

[Little sweetheart: It's not just me who said it!How did I know that other people also started a group, and then everyone knew it after spreading the word! 】

[Sweetie: Young Master Cheng, or else I'll treat you to a meal some other day to accompany my crime? 】

...It turned out to be Tian Xin.

And it would be too weird to explain this kind of thing.

The original owner's mess came one after another, Cheng Cheng's face froze when he saw it, and he was about to say something like "Forget it's okay", but Xie Xun, who was at the side, was peeling a lychee and handed it to him: "Cheng——"

"Ding dong!"

Another new message.

[Little sweetheart: Don't be angry.Cheng Shao, is your wife beside you? 】

[Little sweetheart: You must explain clearly to him, I'm sorry. 】

The two were very close to each other, and the news was new, Xie Xun would inevitably see it when he handed it over.

"..."

Cheng Cheng opened his mouth.

No, this little sweetheart's note was added by the original owner, and he just forgot to delete it.

Why are there some similarities in this scene? !

"That..." He subconsciously wanted to explain, and then he thought about how bizarre the ins and outs of this matter were, and couldn't come up with a perfect answer after thinking for a while, "That..."

"Mr. Cheng doesn't need to explain." Xie Xun put down the things in his hand coldly, "It's not like I haven't heard of it before getting married."

He had long known that Cheng Cheng's relationship was chaotic, and he had never believed the deliberate flattery that the other party showed.

However, Cheng Cheng's eyes widened: "Listen, what have you heard?!"

Does the main character know about this? !That's why you deliberately said "dragon is fine and tiger is fierce"? !

Xie Xun curled the corner of his mouth indifferently at him: "It's hard to say."

"Why are you—"

Cheng Cheng hadn't finished saying idioms when Xie Xun stood up: "Mr. Cheng, have you eaten enough fruit?"

No!

What the hell do you know!

Cheng Cheng felt like he was facing a big enemy and didn't know how to ask from another angle, so he simply changed the topic first: "By the way, do you have any guests you want to invite? Report them all to me. I'll let Uncle Liu prepare them in two days."

"I have nothing to invite." Xie Xun said.

"Don't you have a friend named Liang Fan?" Cheng Cheng didn't know what to answer, and asked casually, "You don't invite any good brothers?"

In the book, Liang Fan is the protagonist's best friend. After learning about Xie Xun's situation, he has been working hard to find a way, and finally worked with him inside and outside to defeat the Cheng family. Cheng Cheng remembered this story, so he blurted out.

As a result, Xie Xun's face turned completely cold.

"Are you checking me?" He asked in a deep voice.

Cheng Cheng felt that this person changed his face really quickly, subconsciously frowned and said, "How did I check you?"

"That's right, I almost forgot too. Mr. Cheng checked everything before he got married." Xie Xun threw the peeled lychee into the trash can and stood up.

Why did this man suddenly lose his temper!

It wasn't until Cheng Cheng realized that he accidentally missed the plot. According to the current situation, he should be a friend who doesn't know the protagonist.

"I, I'll check what's wrong with you. Can't I get to know you before marriage?" He hurriedly said, "I invite my friend, yes, I know you have this friend, is it wrong for me to ask you to invite me together?"

"Friend?" Xie Xun chuckled, but he was always taken away by Cheng Cheng's words, "You mean, those who have had romantic relationships with you are called friends?"

"what?"

Where is this?

But after hearing these words, Cheng Cheng was suddenly blessed.

and many more.

It turned out that Xie Xun didn't seem to know that the original owner couldn't do it.

He tried again and said, "This...is this what you heard?"

Xie Xun said coldly, "Of course I don't want to know Mr. Cheng's other secrets."

Cheng Cheng breathed a sigh of relief.

That's good!

The sudden feeling of relief made him less tense, and even raised his voice unconsciously.

As long as the suspicion is cleared, Cheng Cheng feels that such things as his ex are not worth mentioning, so he simply showed the chat history of the phone: "Look for yourself! Someone has been sending me harassing messages today, and this person is here to apologize. Yes! Just ask me to have a meal!"

However, Xie Xun was like a rock: "I'm not interested in Mr. Cheng's romantic debt."

Cheng Cheng was angry and funny, so he took two steps and yelled at the door: "Uncle Liu——!"

Uncle Liu didn't take a few steps when he heard the two quarreling, and hurried over: "Mr. Cheng?"

"Well, wait a minute, I'll add a guest list for you."

"it is good."

Cheng Cheng immediately picked up a pen, checked the WeChat messages and the system, and listed all the foreign friends of the original owner on the paper.

"Then Mr. Cheng is busy first, and I-"

"Stop! Don't leave!" Cheng Cheng couldn't help but grab Xie Xun's clothes and drag him back to the sofa.

"..."

A few minutes later, Uncle Liu looked at the densely packed names on the list and was puzzled for a while: "This is..."

"Don't worry about it!"

Cheng Cheng slapped the paper on the table, and said angrily, "Invite them all! Let them sit at the same table! Come and eat!"

"……it is good."

After doing all this, Cheng Cheng turned his head to look at Xie Xun: "You will know that I didn't lie to you then."

Xie Xun was noncommittal, but he didn't sneer anymore.

The oolong was lifted temporarily, Cheng Cheng scratched his head, and felt a little embarrassed for a while.

"Forget it, you don't want to invite if you don't want to invite..." he muttered.

He stood up and was about to walk towards the door: "It's like I'm forcing you to do something. I'm going to sleep."

"Mr. Cheng." Just as he was about to walk out of the living room, another voice came from behind Cheng Cheng.

When he turned his head, Xie Xun stood behind him with a complicated expression.

"What?" Cheng Cheng frowned, his already messy hair was frizzy.

Xie Xun paused, seemed to consider for a moment, and then opened his mouth with a serious face.

"...Okay." Xie Xun said as if compromising.

"I'll add my friend's name later."

"Oh," Cheng Cheng didn't care about this, and said casually, "It's up to you."

Anyway, this matter is covered up!

He stretched and walked out.

When he left, Xie Xun was still standing there, looking at the direction he left.

Xie Xun has a complicated expression.

Obviously he checked his friends, and the relationship was chaotic, so he insisted on yelling to defend himself when he said something.

After I agreed, I suddenly relaxed...

As if what he said really made him angry.

Really, Xie Xun smiled in his heart.

I don't know who it was for that eager to explain and wronged look just now.