Damn my mermaid is back

The 19-year-old Shen Yaoxing is not as good at cooking as the 25-year-old Shen Yaoxing.

But she can still feed herself in the small house she rented for her internship during the freshman summer vacation.

When I first moved in, the house was still very dilapidated, and it felt old-fashioned like no one lived in it for a long time.

The location of Xingfuli Community in City B is a bit embarrassing. This piece of land is improperly planned due to historical issues.

The owner who bought it first ran away because of bankruptcy, so that half of the house in the south of the community was demolished.

Moreover, the seeds on the roof did not know where they came from, and they might have been dropped by passing birds. Under such difficult conditions, several green plants grew, which looked lush from a distance.

Shen Yaoxing felt that these were the only three remaining hairs on a bald head.

Floating in the wind and rain, so that every time she cooks and looks out of her small broken window, she feels happy.

There is a wicked joy.

There are not many dishes that Shen Yaoxing can cook, and he usually cooks according to the recipe.

What her dead mother left her was a working smart phone. When she went to college, her family gave her 2000 yuan, and the tuition was all student loans.

I can only thank the country, otherwise she would not even be able to afford college.

She likes to buy the vegetables first on weekends, and then sort them into categories in the refrigerator, so that they can be frozen.

Then do it slowly.

But her inventory was completely depleted in her second week on the job.

The reason is that a strange-looking creature came to her house, with a long tail but no hair.

It is not slippery, but there is no beard.

Even if they are good at eating, they are also good at destroying.

The most important thing is to bully her.

Shen Yaoxing was incompetent in calling the police, because this alien creature could talk, saying that she had tears in her eyes, as if Shen Yaoxing had killed her.

At the same time, he unscrewed the cover of the newly bought soy sauce for Shen Yaoxing, and helped Shen Yaoxing marinate the newly bought chicken wings.

After the typhoon passed, Shen Yaoxing was shopping for vegetables in the outside market.The vegetable market in the urban village here opened at five o'clock in the morning, and all kinds of vegetable vendors were screaming in the designated area, from those selling chicken, duck, goose, to fish and shrimp, and vegetables were placed all over the floor, all kinds of vegetables.

Shen Yaoxing used to have a stereotype of southerners that they buy a small amount of vegetables, but he was silent when he saw an old man who bought vegetables in a snakeskin bag in the morning.

"Auntie, I want wild rice... these are some."

"Buy dumpling wrappers for ten yuan...ah no...oh yes yes yes, our family eats it, yes a lot of people."

"It's okay, I can chop it myself, oh no, thank you uncle."

"Bring some coriander and green onions... Hey, the boss brought two tomatoes."

Shen Yaoxing went upstairs with her things. There was dampness in the room and the sun was very bright outside. She just took out the quilt and pillows to dry in the morning.

Fortunately, the slippers are plastic, and they can still be used after being suspended in the water for so long.

The outer iron door was opened, but the inner door was closed, and it broke for some reason. Shen Yaoxing just went to buy a new lock, planning to change it after dinner.

As soon as she entered, she heard the sound of splashing water again.

Thinking of the water bill he had just paid, Shen Yaoxing burst into flames.

Shen Yaoxing, who had just been beaten by the society, was not as patient as the 25-year-old. She rushed into the bathroom and shouted, "What are you doing! Can you save some money!"

A head protruded from the bathtub, and the monster girl with no clothes on her upper body took a look at her and got in again.

Shen Yaoxing said, "Come out!"

He stuck his head out again.

Several days had passed since they met for the first time, and Shen Yaoxing felt that the mermaid might be in heat, and it was so annoying to death.

The most terrible thing is that he can't beat her.

They said they wanted to call the police and turn her over to the police, but the other party climbed into her bed that night and became a person.

Not too human, with silver hair, like something out of a cartoon, and faint scales on his face.

The tail has turned into a leg, but it looks obviously not working.It was still moving, sticking to Shen Yaoxing's body like a mollusc. Wherever Shen Yaoxing went, she would be dragged there.

When Shen Yaoxing scolded her, the thing shrank its neck and called out its weeping wife.

Wife ass!

How can there be such a thing, if I call the police, I will be regarded as a liar!

Cosplay is not so realistic!

Now he is not obedient, just wagging his tail, overflowing from the bathtub, the water trickled down, and then spread to Shen Yaoxing's feet.

Shen Yaoxing: "Can you come out?"

She was in the dark a few days ago, and she didn't really see the face of this thing very clearly.

Now the other party is lying on the edge of the bathtub, the fierce battle last night is still circling in Shen Yaoxing's mind, she is only 19 years old, but she is not a fool, she knows what she did with the other party.

But...but...what is this!

I am not in a relationship with her, I have sex with the other party in a clear mind, is it 419?

But the objects at the beginning of 419 in the novel are all human beings, how could there be such a big tail and such a heavy body.

and such a pretty face.

The other party blinked and called his wife weakly.

Shen Yaoxing felt deaf.

Her numb thighs told herself that this person was only harmless on the surface, but in fact, the fangs that grew from that mouth could bite her whole body sorely, even if she wore a bra without breast stickers, it still hurt so much.

It seems that there is no attack power during the day, but it is terrifying at night.

It was almost noon, and the other party was soaking in the bathtub, and said again: "I'm hungry."

Shen Yaoxing sneered, and threw a plastic bag for her. It was jujube cake just out of the oven, and there was a sweet and greasy aroma in the air.

People forget that this is a bathroom.

The window glass hadn't been installed yet, and the wind was howling, Shen Yaoxing didn't dare to call someone to repair it, for fear that someone would find the mermaid.

It's a pity that mermaids have nothing to do with beauty when eating, and they look as if they have never eaten in their entire lives.The crumbs fell on the bathtub and the floor, making Shen Yaoxing's fist stiff.

She walked over and directly picked up the water ladle on the side to wash away the debris.

He said angrily: "No more water is allowed."

She is glad that the bathtub faucet in this house is in the shape of a key, which is convenient for her to take away.

Shen Yaoxing reached out, took the key away, and went to cook by himself.

The bathroom is in the same style as the whole house, a bit close to the Moroccan style. The stained glass window was broken and has not been installed yet. The mermaid eating jujube cake looked out the window, not knowing what he was thinking.

Shen Yaoxing cooks with the app. She hardly cooks at home. She lived on campus all the time in middle school, and only went home on weekends.

At that time, my mother didn't need her help, a table of good dishes.

But when her mother died, these benefits would be gone.The stepmother came aggressively, and it was a bit exaggerated to say that she was mean, but I couldn't think of any other words to describe it.

In short, Shen Yaoxing didn't go home very much on weekends.

She felt that she had no home, and even the rattan chair that her mother made herself was chopped off by her father for cooking.

When a person dies, nothing is left.

Shen Yaoxing couldn't get it back either, so she could only bury her head in her studies and applied for the school her mother wanted her to attend.

And I hope that I will never come back for the rest of my life.

Just like the house she is renting now, she very much hopes that it will be her own home.

It's a pity that before she could live there for a while, a mermaid fell from the sky, caught her off guard, and even fell asleep with someone.

It's okay to sleep, and eat and drink for nothing.

The only advantage is that this mermaid sings well and can order songs.Now I am singing "The Shy Rose Blooms Quietly", which is the most played on Shen Yaoxing's mobile phone.

She was chopping green peppers, and the old-fashioned range hood was not powerful enough, and when it was turned on, it made a rumbling sound like thunder.

When the oil was hot, Shen Yaoxing added ginger and garlic, and cooked the vegetables with the singing of the mermaid.

She bought noodles and dumplings. She planned to make dumplings for lunch and freeze them at that time, so she could eat some if she didn't have time to cook.

The toppings of the noodles were taught by her mother before, and the gravy is mellow and fragrant.

Hooked out the fish soaked in the bathtub directly.

Shen Yaoxing hadn't done much research on mermaids before, he just thought they were a species imagined by humans.

At most, when I was playing with my mobile phone, I saw the mermaid part of Pirates of the Caribbean posted by netizens, but when the mermaid landed on the ground, the fish tail turned into legs. Why can't my idiot.

I really don't understand, and I can't speak well, and it's my wife, I'm hungry, and I'm sleeping.

Get out, sleep with your mother, why does a mermaid know what a wife is, I know she likes to do that thing just by looking at her.

It's the estrus period, definitely.

Can fish be vaccinated during estrus?

Why is this fish's mouth so licking.

Shen Yaoxing is still in a trance until now, and she feels that she may have been fired in a certain sense.

The folding table was not level, and Shen Yaoxing put some paper under it to prevent it from shaking.

Before she put the dishes on the table, she saw that there was one more person in the kitchen.

The other party's hair is not black, the place where there is light gives people a feeling of fine silk and satin, it is that silvery white with starlight.

This thing is still wet, I guess Shen Yaoxing slapped him several times in the past few days and he understands it, so he reluctantly put on a bra.

It's obviously worn backwards, and the shoulder straps are twisted into a ball, but her figure is perfect, with a front and back.

Oh, and it's legs again.

The buttocks are so warped, the legs are so thin, why are they so straight.

No leg hair at all?

Even the toes look good, why!hateful!

Shen Yaoxing still has a little confidence in her appearance now. She completed her transformation in her freshman year, stripped off the earthy taste, and marched towards an urban beauty.

The result is still not as attractive as this original ecological figure.

The other party wore nothing but a bra, and no underwear underneath.

Really happily picked up the noodles that Shen Yaoxing put in a stainless steel washbasin, wishing to swallow them on the spot.

Shen Yaoxing: "Can you go?"

The other party tilted his head to look at her, and walked towards her.

Her long hair was still wet, sticking to her forehead, cheeks and chest, but her walking posture looked very strange, as if she had never walked properly.

It took about 5 minutes to walk this short distance, and Shen Yaoxing's mind was full of the movies he had watched before.

It's a pity that she doesn't have sister Zhiling's beautiful voice, so she can only watch the other party's toddler numbly, at least not to mention Mengmeng standing up and so on.

The fish put its stainless steel washbasin on the table, and even tilted its head to look at Shen Yaoxing, as if to ask her for a compliment.

Hehe, this habit has not come out of sleep in the past few days.

After all, Shen Yaoxing couldn't beat her, and couldn't get out. She was held down for fear of being bitten on the neck by the other party. It was her first time, and she did it like a veteran.

But no matter what, it's better to be comfortable than uncomfortable.

"It's amazing!"

She applauded perfunctorily, and the other party sat on the stool, his white legs dangling.

Shen Yaoxing gave her an egg.

Ask her: "I have been asking you for several days, and I have ignored me. What is your name, where are you from? Where are you going? Did you go to school? How old is this year?"

It looks bigger than me, and it's so well developed, it's not small anyway.

Shen Yaoxing was well prepared for the other party to ignore him, but he didn't expect the fish to mutter vaguely while sucking noodles with chopsticks.

"I'm going to fish...fishing ground...experiment..."

She spoke intermittently and frowned, obviously unable to remember.

But when Shen Yaoxing heard the word "experiment", he suddenly had a big brain hole, thinking of the mermaid who was caught doing the experiment in the movie,

I thought: a little pitiful.

No wonder her fish tail is so injured, the mermaid who will not be kidnapped escaped, right?

"How are you doing now?"

The other party shook his head lazily, looking pitiful, but he kept eating noodles in a turbulent posture.

She was born good-looking, so eating is not ugly, so she stared at Shen Yaoxing's bowl: "Hungry."

Shen Yaoxing suddenly wanted to smoke, she took a deep breath, and hugged her bowl: "You can't eat until you eat a bowl!"

"Unless you tell me your name, think about it, you shouldn't be mentally handicapped, right?"

The other party seemed to be stimulated by the mental retardation, and frowned. The coquettish face had long eyelashes, and after a while, he tilted his head and looked at Shen Yaoxing——

"Wife."

Shen Yaoxing: "Get lost."

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