Hisoka travels to my house

"I never said that, but..."

The old Chinese doctor seemed very leisurely, "Are you rich?"

You Yue: "...No."

"Okay, now I'll take the money."

The old Chinese doctor stretched out his hand.

You Yue threw herself forward decisively, hugging her thighs and bursting into tears, "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo——"

The old Chinese doctor: "...Is it an illusion?" Because Mao thinks this is very strange...==

"Okay... do you know why I want to accept you as an apprentice?"

The old Chinese doctor raised his head and looked out of the window.

"...Uh, probably...it's because your acupuncture and moxibustion techniques, which have never been seen before or since, have not been passed down to others...?"

You Yue answered.

The old Chinese doctor who was watching the blue sky and white clouds through the window twitched his eyes.

"...Isn't it?"

Seeing that the old Chinese doctor didn't answer for a long time, You Yue scratched her head, wondering, "...Didn't you say that just now?"

Old Chinese doctor: "...Yes. But..."

The old Chinese doctor turned his attention to Hisoka, "Your boyfriend..."

You Yue: "...Please use positive and negative titles to avoid misunderstandings. Thank you for your cooperation."

The old Chinese doctor coughed, "...the young couple are awkward..."

You Yue has no expression on her face.

——Fuck you young couple!Fuck your boyfriend!Fuck you bastard! ! !

"Okay, let's get to the point... Your... classmate, the dislocated bones have been healed, but the fractures still need to be healed. The bruises can be wiped with medicine. If the knife wound is cracked, I will bandage it to stop the bleeding. , but there seems to be something wrong with the internal organs..."

The old Chinese doctor found a more normal title, "The few injections just now just drew out some of the stagnant qi in your classmate's body due to internal organ injuries, and temporarily suppressed the recurrence of internal injuries in his body, but it was only a temporary suppression. , your man... oh no, my classmate was seriously injured, it seems that the injury was left a long time ago... Is it because of domestic violence? In this day and age..."

You Yuemo.

Not badly hurt...

long, long ago……

It was in his world...or the hunter's world.

"……so what?"

You Yue felt strangely that this sentence seemed to have almost become her mantra.

"So you have to keep an eye on him, in case he loses control of his internal injuries and accidentally bleeds... Tsk, it will look good then..."

You are not gloating, no, no, really, no...

You Yue complained silently.

and also……

look at him a bit...

Nima, if she could keep an eye on him, she would not be a bullied landlord but a superman who saves the world! ! !

"Then what shall I do?"

You Yue, who thinks she is not a superman, asks for advice silently.

"bawl."

The old Chinese doctor took out a torn book from his pocket, not afraid of loose boards, and threw it to You Yue casually, as if throwing a piece of trash, "This is the book of my book, which has never been seen before or since. Acupuncture and moxibustion, "Golden Needle Jue", if you learn everything in it, even the dead can be healed by you!"

You Yue accepted the book with a blank expression, and then spit out the next sentence, "The living can also be healed to death by me."

The old Chinese doctor: "...incisive."

"This should be okay?"

You Yue asked, raising the torn book in her hand, "As long as I learn everything in it, I will be a teacher?"

"...learn everything in it?"

The old Chinese doctor seemed to have thought of something, couldn't help but sneered, then stared at You Yue, and said word by word: "There are some things in it that you will never learn, and even if you learn, you won't be able to use them." , unless you are no longer who you are now."

"... Ah Lie?"

You Yue was at a loss, "... what kind of charades are you playing, old man?"

"It's nothing, just learn from the above, if you don't want this kid to die." The old Chinese doctor straightened his face and said slowly.

"...he won't die at the end of the world."

You Yue muttered.

The old Chinese doctor was speechless, but deep in his memory, it seemed that someone had said the same thing.

"Tch, you won't die even if all the bad people in the world are dead, because you are a thousand-year-old disaster!!"

The smiling faces of the past are just memories because they cannot go back.

"Theoretically speaking, this kid... er, classmate, if he is not diagnosed and treated in time, he will indeed die." The old Chinese doctor retracted his thoughts and said slowly.

"...What?" You Yue was a little confused, "Theoretically?"

"Well, but fortunately you came in time, this kid..." The old Chinese doctor looked at You Yue's face, only to see You Yue's face was blank, and he didn't express too much rejection of this title, so he continued to talk at ease "He seems to have a serious internal injury that has been accumulating in his body, and this time the injury seems to have caused some signs of recurrence."

The old Chinese doctor twisted his beard, "If you don't use acupuncture frequently and draw out the stagnant qi released from the internal injury in his body, this kid..."

You Yue pursed her lips, looking at the yellowed torn book in her hand, "Will you die?"

"kindness."

The old Chinese doctor nodded, "But it's very strange. This kid seems to have a strange aura... This is also the reason why he can live until now. Could it be that he has practiced qigong? But it doesn't look like it."

You Yuemo.

She is now completely sure that Hisoka's thoughts must have awakened.

internal injury……

……will die.

Thinking of this, You Yue felt an inexplicable tug in her heart, and a wordless feeling surfaced in her heart.

"...If you learn it, you can save him?"

You Yue asked.

The old Chinese doctor nodded, with a bit of confidence and arrogance in his eyes about the skills he had learned all his life, "Of course!"

"okay, I get it."

You Yue carefully put away the torn book (...), and then...

She smiled sincerely at the old Chinese doctor: "...can I trouble you to carry him back for me?"

The old Chinese doctor: "...do you know what it means to respect the old and love the young?"

You Yue nodded purely, "I know, but..." She turned her head and looked at Hisoka, "Now I think how to carry him back is the most important thing."

Old Chinese:"……"

……………………… I hate Jinjiang’s bastard dividing line who smokes and smokes…………………

But no matter what, Hisoka and You Yue finally returned home after tossing around.

"...The taxi fare is three yuan and fifty cents."

You Yue threw Hisoka onto the bed, then leaned over on the chair next to Hisoka's bed, panting and calculating today's expenses.

However, Hisoka's body is really light.

No wonder he was beaten so badly.

You Yue thought maliciously.

but……

Hisoka will die?

If he doesn't cure it, maybe... he will really die, right?

After thinking about this, You Yue took out from her bosom the so-called "Golden Needle Jue", which was given to her by the old doctor of traditional Chinese medicine. Acupuncture to help him heal?

Speechlessly glanced at the torn book in her hand, You Yue turned to the first page with a bitter heart.

"..." ← This is You Yuejun after reading the first page.

"Damn! Damn, which ancient text is this!"

You Yue flipped through the antique broken books of several years in her hand, staring at the square seal above it, completely speechless.

As a result, the speechless You Yue's face became even more bitter, she was speechless and choked up - this is a fucking world.

"Forget it, I am your savior, you remember it for me!! I..."

The squinting Youyue who was struggling saw Xi Suosang who was holding the dead body on the bed, and immediately slapped the table and stood up, pointing at Hisoka with one hand, and shouted full of anger——What a good outlet for Mr. Xi Suo who is holding the dead body! .

"Hmm~"

Just as You Yue was immersed in her own world seeking relief (?), Hisoka hummed softly, and the long and narrow Danfeng eyes opened a shallow slit, revealing a faint silver-gray light.

"Ah!? Are you awake? Are you okay? How do you feel? Are you uncomfortable?"

Youyue rushed to Hisoka's bed like burning her butt, and asked urgently.With one hand, he quietly wiped away the cold sweat called guilty conscience on his forehead.

……Hey!

"Xiao Yueyue cares about me~★"

Hisoka's narrowed eyes opened slightly, and no emotion could be seen in the silver-gray eyes, "It's really happy~☆"

"...hehe...we are neighbors, of course neighbors should love each other and create a harmonious relationship between neighbors and friends..." You Yue laughed dryly.

"Is that so~? I'm really happy today~?"

The corners of Hisoka's lips curled up, and the sunlight came in from the window, shining on the simple desk. Hisoka's smile was somewhat intoxicated, and there seemed to be some sunshine in that intoxicated smile.but……

"How many fruits did you find today~? So happy, so happy~?"

You Yue took a few steps back with a blank expression, and retreated back to the chair—I thought Hisoka's smile was very sunny just now. Is it because her head twitched a lot or because Hisoka looks too harmless?

...You Yue's own opinion tends towards the latter.

So You Yue cabled westward with a blank expression: Then I will leave the lunch for these two weeks to you. "

Hisoka's slightly intoxicated expression froze for a moment, and then quickly recovered, but Youyue still didn't ignore the moment after Hisoka froze before recovering - that kawaii bun face,

"...Huh?" ← This is Hisoka.

"Article [-] of the contract, Party B shall not deliberately provoke... Otherwise, lunch for a week..."

You Yue narrated the eighth article of the cohabitation contract with a blank expression, then stared at Hisoka, "What's more, you are going to die."

"Hmm~?"

Hisoka sat halfway on the bed, raised his long eyebrows slightly, and seemed a little careless, "Really~? Got it~?"

You Yue: "...that's all?"

"Otherwise?~?" Hisoka asked back.

"...Knowing that I'm going to die, don't you...have anything special to say?" You Yue looked at Hisoka hesitantly, the sun was warm, adding a touch of halo to him.Soft and indifferent.

"Show?~◇" Hisoka tilted his head, his red hair drooped slightly, covering his brows and eyes a bit, Hisoka's face was a little hazy, for a long while, Hisoka smiled again, as if to say again A simple and ordinary thing, "Hey~? I'm going to die~? What a pity."

It's over hastily, and I don't care much.

The corner of You Yue's mouth twitched, and finally couldn't help it anymore, she stepped forward, grabbed Hisoka's collar, "Hey!! Please don't put on such a casual look, okay?! Really I owe it... well, it's just that you are going to die, not me, and it's not your so-called rotten fruit! It's you!! Don't you worry?!"

"Worried?~? What is that?~? Why are you worried~☆"

Hisoka seemed confused.

The author has something to say: Cough, this chapter doesn’t want to announce the next episode... (Beat!) Hisoka is back. (...This is so weird. ==)...Birthday dinner, so boring.But it would be interesting if there was a big apple~↑This is Hisoka's idea.You Yue went.And then... what happens?In fact, I do not know. ==(Beating!!) Well—the next chapter, life belief X so-called birthday party!That person...was wrong? !

☆, life belief X so-called birthday party!