Hisoka travels to my house

On the other side, Hisoka's eyes were shining with gilt, his body was trembling, and his voice was strange, "Huh~? Are all the small fruits so prosperous~?"

You Yue: "..." So Hisoka also knows how to flirt? ==

Don't worry, no matter how vigorous or sweet the fruit in the anime is, it won't come to your mouth.

You Yue complained silently.

——God, she definitely didn't mean to gloat! !

……real. ==

But You Yue forgot that the fruits in the anime will not jump to Hisoka's mouth and wait for him to taste them, but they can successfully arouse the man's extremely strong desire for fruits...

So this night, You Yue spent trembling under the boiling murderous intent of Hisoka. ==

The next day.

You Yue got up at four o'clock in the morning, strangely without sleepwalking. ==

Although it's because she wasn't sleeping at all...

Who the hell can sleep peacefully under Hisoka's murderous intent? Who's her last name! ! !

You Yue took a deep breath, then turned off the TV with a serious face!

The moving picture of Lu Fei and others rescuing Robin suddenly went black, so Hisoka's eyes appeared in front of You Yue's extremely serious face with dark circles.

The murderous intent skyrocketed again! !

Hisoka narrowed his eyes dangerously, "Let~open~yo~?"

You Yue took a deep breath again, and then took a serious and calm picture of a contract on the coffee table under Hisoka's manic murderous look!

"please sign!"

You Yue said these three words with great momentum.

——She really admires herself... Really.

It's really awesome to run without running away, Yuanmu. ==

...Even though her voice was a little stiff because of the murderous look, it still didn't reduce her momentum... This is not to comfort myself, really. ==

...Actually, the main reason why Yuzuki was able to speak under Hisoka's murderous aura was because Hisoka didn't have the fierce weapon called playing cards in his hand for the time being. -_-!

"Hmm~ what is it~?"

As expected of Hisoka, whose moods are ever-changing, one moment he was concentrating on anime, and the next second his eyes shifted...

In other words, should she admire this guy who will stand proudly at the top of the transformation system in the future? ==

But "admiration" belongs to "admiration", but the business still needs to be done...

"Cohabitation must abide by the treaty!"

You Yue read the title word by word.

"Hmm~ ◆'

"Hisso, as the owner of this room, I can't stand Nai..."

"Hmm ~ ▲" slightly picks the end sound...==

"...It's some extreme behavior."

You Yue swallowed the "BT behavior" she was about to say. ==

"So yo~★"

"So, please sign this treaty!!"

To show her confidence, You Yue slapped the contract and looked directly at Hisoka!

For my future happiness and the goal of driving him out of the house, I will fight! !

"Okay~?" Who knows, Hisoka agreed very readily.

...Hey, hey, she promised so readily that she would worry about breaking the contract, bastard! ! !

Fortunately (?), the ballpoint pen in Hisoka's hand paused the moment it touched the white paper, and then the man smiled and turned the ballpoint pen in his hand, "But let Xiaoyueyue read the contract first Let’s talk about the content~ I’m afraid that Xiao Yueyue will play tricks~ Don’t let me be sad~?”

... You just promised to be so straightforward, you are joking, you are joking, you are joking, right? It must be! Turn the table! ! ! ?

You Yue turned into an invincible roaring body in her heart and her face was full of bullshit... Her MS was tricked again! !

With incomparable grief and indignation, You Yue picked up the bloody and tearful contract on the coffee table that she drew up from one in the morning to three in the morning with the fear of being murdered...

"The contract is drawn up jointly by both parties..."

"Hmm~◇Is there any?~□"

"...You can change it just by looking at it." You Yue burst into tears in her heart.

"Party A represents You Yue, and Party B represents Hisoka."

"Contract 1, Party B is prohibited from arbitrarily displaying murderous intent to cause mental + personal injury to the surrounding people, and Party A is prohibited from interfering with Party B's activities that do not affect Party A. Violators will be expelled..."

"Hmm~ So that's the case~?"

Hisoka glanced at Youyue's panda eyes, then trembled the end sound that made Youyue's stomach hurt so much and made a pensive sign, "But I can't help it for a while~◇What should Xiaoyueyue do~ "

... Please stop calling that stomach-twitching nickname. Thank you for your cooperation. We believe that the party will appreciate everything you have done for the people. Really. ==

You Yue's face froze, "...Special treatment will be given for special circumstances."

"Nah~? What will happen if I break the contract~?" Hisoka smiled, but Youyue thought of the fox. ==

...It's just that foxes don't show murderous intent, but you did, Hisoka-kun. ==

But even if you put your murderous spirit on her, Youyue will not give up fighting for the anti-oppression revolution! ! !

So You Yuejun held his trembling heart, liver, spleen and lungs, and said in a tone that trembled even more than the BT in front of him, but there was no sign: "...The punishment is, expulsion..."

"brush!"

...Actually, the 6 of hearts is the beginning of our evil relationship, right? You say yes, Hisoka-kun? ! !

You Yue once again succumbed to the violent oppression of a certain BT, "...offenders, wash the dishes for a week." -_-!

Hisoka MS frowned, but then began to smile again. The 6 of Hearts that made You Yue frightened also "swish" disappeared, but it is a pity that You Yue still doesn't understand how Hisoka-kun used the poker so sharply. Where is the sharp (?) sharp weapon (...) hidden...

"Contract 2, Party B, please don't deal with the 'rotten fruit' in your mouth at will, and don't pick your so-called ripe 'big apple'. Please believe that although the fruit is rotten, it can still be turned into a magical fertilizer for fruit trees !! Party A will monitor Party B on the spot, thank you for your cooperation, if Party B violates the regulations..."

So 6 of Hearts once again showed its beautiful posture.

"...once one party defaults, clean up the garbage for a month."

You Yue silently replaced expulsion from the house with cleaning up the trash. ==

--asshole! ! !She shouldn't succumb to the evil forces, Mouth! ! !We must find a way to drive him out of his den with a treaty! !Also, he actually wanted to breach the contract on purpose, right? ! !Otherwise, Mao will show her poker cards as soon as she thinks about the punishment for breaking the rules, you bastard! ! !

——She has an instinct to believe that if this BT really doesn't leave...she will definitely be bullied to death, and she will definitely overturn the table! ! !If Hisoka would obediently keep her promise, her name would definitely be written upside down! ! !Ah, this pitiful world... TT

In You Yue's heart, a million grass and mud horses roared past...

"Contract Three, Party A and Party B shall not interfere with each other. Except for necessary exchanges, Party A does not wish to have any cj or non-cj relationship with Party B other than friendship. Violators..."

Ah, even if it's a big trick, she must keep talking! ! !

"Violator……"

... Ya really showed a big trick. TT

"Hmm~ □ From what Xiao Yueyue said, it seems that she is looking forward to the relationship with CJ~? Actually, I am also looking forward to it~?"

You Yue: "..."

Grass mud horse! !You are looking forward to it! !You all look forward to it! !All creatures within a radius of five hundred miles of your family are looking forward to it! ! !

So the third treaty was erased under You Yue's suspicion that he was trying to cover up. ==

"I, You Yue, even if there is no contract, I will not have any CJ or non-CJ relationship with a BT other than friends!!!"

You Yue patted the table, pointed at Hisoka with the other index finger, "Wait and see!!"

So the third treaty was changed to not to interfere too much with the other party's private life, and those who violated it would wipe the floor for a week and settle it. ==

Hisoka looked at the mountain of garbage in the living room, and was silent for three seconds. ==

He thought, CJ's child is cuter. ==

The author has something to say: Huh~ This piece was also posted in the manuscript box, because basically there is no way to go online... 0 However, I will not abandon Wenjun! ! !Also, is my article the ultimate system to attract overlords? ! !Wei Mao's favorites and comments are inversely proportional to Wei Mao? ! !Please, please leave a message... TT (depressed) Okay, let's move on to the next chapter...—Ten Treaties!ah!Fei Ye's waist flashed, as a friend, I have to go and see her~ As for Hisoka-kun's lunch... Don't worry, even if the whole world starves to death, he won't be hungry. by Youyue...but Youyue forgot that Hisoka really won't be hungry...because he can do his job once.Come on, let's pray for S city banks or restaurants - amen! ==The next chapter - the agreement of ten treaties, Fei Ye's waist injury(?)!Stay tuned!

☆、Ten treaty agreement, Fei Ye's waist injury(?)!