i'm not interested in big success

Tachibana and Ya narrowed their eyes.

What is "pretend not to know"?What does it mean to "give some color to the heartless scumbag"?

These two people in the real world shouldn't know him logically.

There is a problem here, a big problem.

"Kp, or the two of you, who will explain?" Ju Heya smiled kindly.

In the super travel state, time is suspended, and Ju Heya thinks that they can take this opportunity to have a good talk.

Gojo Wu glanced to the left, Xia Youjie glanced to the right, and any random photo was a guilty conscience emoji.

kp Look at this, look at that, and look at the super fierce Tachibana and Ya.Well, these three are crazy critics who can turn the mod upside down if they are upset, and they can't be provoked.

It cleared its throat and said, "Let me first tell you what I know."

"Before the start of the last module, there was a bug in this game world, which brought the consciousness of Gojo Satoru and Xia Youjie in the real world to them in the game world. Due to the impact of the bug, the two didn't find anything wrong. After two months, until you come to run a group, play happy end and exit the game world, the system checks routinely, only to find that there are two alien consciousnesses.”

Gojo Satoru raised his eyebrows: "Oh~ so we were able to have this special experience before because of you."

Xia Youjie smiled: "Then kp, at what price are you going to make the two of us forget about it?"

When cheating others, Ju Heya and his good friends are the united front: "You have a lot of things, hurry up and hand them over."

kp: ...Made three dog people!

Gojo Gojo winked in Tachibana and Ya's direction.However, his expression was exaggerated and his movements were vigorous. Ju Heya didn't feel being flattered, but a little oily and funny.

Gojo Wu: "Xiaoya~ The matter between us, is it written off?"

Ju Heya restrained her smile and stared back.Hmph, he is very vengeful, don't think that nothing will happen like this.

Gojo Satoru pretended not to be familiar with it before, didn't he pretend to be very similar?Seeing him touch up his makeup, he didn't waver in the slightest.Why don't you pretend now?

Oh, if he finds out, he will be able to cancel the previous affairs?Just dream, don't even think about it.

Helping to toss KP together is not proof of reconciliation—at least Gojo Satoru yelled in front of the three of them, "Tachibana and Ya are a hundred times more handsome than Gojo Satoru!"

After Tachibana and Ya told Wujo Wujo what they thought, the man who claimed to be the most handsome man in the world (now the most beautiful in the world?) went to tangle first.

Then Wujo Wuwei abandoned the friendship and shook his head resolutely: "Change to another one, Xiaoya, I can't tell this lie no matter what."

Ju and Ya got angry: "Bastard!!! Even I don't want to say that I'm more handsome than you! What kind of brother!"

Wu Zi rolled his eyes: "Who wants to be good brothers with you? He is obviously a boyfriend."

Ju Heya took two steps back, with an unreadable shyness in the terrified expression: "Good guy! You really want to gay me!"

Onlooker Xia Youjie: "...Are you two elementary school students? And we are in this state, no matter what, we can't be classified as gay, we can only say that orange is very popular."

kp: tsk tsk tsk!coming!My source of happiness is back!

With these words, the flames of war spread to Xia Youjie.

Ju Heya Italian Cannon turned around: "Jie! You are also a bastard! Why didn't you recognize me when you saw me outside the toilet before? You two guys are not the same! But--I am a thousand times more handsome than Gojo Satoru and you. Forget about it!"

Gojo Gojo was furious, and when Xia Youjie's expression softened, he physically silenced Brother Jie: "Don't say anything! Don't give in to his lust!"

The tone was feigned resentment, like an abandoned wife: "Jie! You can spoil him!"

kp: tsk tsk tsk!Wonderful!Bravo!

Xia Youjie was about to be suffocated by his Dogecoin friend.

Xia Youjie: Gojo Satoru really doesn't have a clue about his hand strength.

The same strength bonus is 1d4, so why rush each other!

Xia Youjie took a step back and stepped on Gojo Wu's toes.

The silver-haired, fair-skinned beauty suddenly turned red, and wanted to use the no-lower-limit technique, but found that she was really an ordinary person at the moment.

Gojo Satoru: Xia Youjie really doesn't care about his weight at all!

Feet hurt!

Wutiao Wu let go, Xia Youjie reciprocated and moved away.

The two glared at each other, then Xia Youjie looked down at the thousand dollar high heels on his feet.

Very good, as a self-defense weapon has the characteristics of surprise, although the price is really expensive, it is still qualified.

kp: Do you ask if the high heels want to be a weapon?

Old God Ju and Ya are watching a play.Hey, the three of them got together, and it really is a familiar formula and a familiar taste.

For their scumbag trio, there is no eternal group bullying, nor will there be eternal group favors.

Then he was leisurely, and just finished feeling, he immediately received sanctions from the other two.

Xia Youjie: "Xiaoya, don't act like you're okay. If you honestly said that you are an investigator, we wouldn't be like what we are now. In the end, you're still a scumbag first, and you cheat people's feelings."

Gojo Satoru also shook his phone: "I've seen it all, your charming special clip."

He said meaningfully: "I'm not the No.1 you charm, and you still say that you are not a scumbag?"

Tachibana and Ya: ………

"It's okay to be wronged! Charm is so fragrant, how could you not use it!" Tachibana Heya said innocently, "You are also investigators now, whoever uses the skill of charm knows. At worst, we all use it, equality and so on Yes, scum together!"

He is just a simple and lovely investigator, what evil could he have?

kp: "It's an old scumbag. It's like saying that cheating is not his fault, it's just that the wild flowers are too fragrant. At worst, we cheated together, and don't blame anyone else."

Gojo Wu & Xia Youjie nodded together: "kp is right."

Then: "So, have you thought about the compensation for us? Don't think we have forgotten you, just tell me, how do you want to bleed?"

kp: ...?

"Kp, it's not what I want to charm NPCs. Speaking of which, you agreed with me to order this skill, and if it weren't for running a group, I wouldn't be so unprincipled and lose all my credibility now." Ju Heya took the opportunity to blackmail, "Tell me, how do you want to compensate me?"

kp:? ? ?

kp: "Why is it always me who gets hurt qwq Is this the price of eating melons?"

Ju Heya said coldly: "No. This is the price paid by the whole mod."

Who made little kp not tough enough?But he was caught pulling wool.

"...All right." If you don't miss out on something good, if this group of people can keep holding on to it, this module won't be able to run away!

KP glanced at his boss who had been suspended for a long time, and shook his head.

This npc really only has the level of cannon fodder, and it can't attract the investigator's attention.

Too dish!

"When you release the mod, you will receive an apology from me." kp groaned.

Although it has not been a kp for a long time, everyone has always respected it.

Only the investigators who came into contact with Tachibana and Ya really got longer and more crooked!

Now these three people form a group of hooligans and scumbags—or they can also be called gangsters' group.

In the last one, the four of us just wanted to eat and sleep when we got together, and we procrastinated on doing things as soon as we could. We couldn’t do anything with salty fish—a standard life group.

kp: angry!Tachibana and Ya are indeed my lifelong enemies!

Kp bared his fangs, and canceled the super game mode with a strong sense of revenge, causing the trio who wanted to communicate how the other two appeared here to be forced to shut down.

The boss, who had been ignored before, moved again, pulling hatred and saying, "Pull this crazy woman away! She wants to stab me with scissors."

"Okay, okay~" Gojo Satoru stepped forward with a smile on his face, taking advantage of his height, he pulled Tachibana and Ya into his arms and retreated away.

Tachibana and Ya were unprepared, staggered and bumped into the soft chest of 'Ms. Wutiao'.

"Yes, I'm sorry." Tachibana and Ya rubbed their red noses, raised their heads from Gojo Satoru's arms, and complained.

"What's wrong with a? This figure looks best in clothes!" Even so, Wujo Gou glared at his little friend, then looked enviously at Xia Youjie, and said sourly, "Jie is better."

Ju Heya also took a look: "His chest, I might suffocate to death if I bury it."

Wutiaowu immediately educated his friends with righteous words: "How can you want to bury your chest when you see it? Don't always be European in your mind."

Ju Heya: ...? ? !Isn't it you who is the source of this matter?

He angrily patted Gojo Satoru's hand wrapped around his shoulder, away from this guy who would irritate others.

On the other side, Xia Youjie, who was appeasing his greasy boss, didn't know that his two lsp teammates were envious of his bumpy figure.

The boss, who was full of waste, said: "Xia Yousang, come and sit. You are a student of the law. Tell me, Tachibana Masaki attacked me with scissors just now. How should I be sentenced according to the law?"

Xia Youjie sat down opposite the executive, as if he couldn't feel the other's disgusting gaze, with a slight smile, he reached out and pressed the button of the kettle to boil water: "Oh, this is terrible."

"Really? The nature is very bad!" The boss thinks that Xia Yousang is really beautiful and has a high EQ.

Xia Youjie: "Yes, you're right. It's a very bad thing for a boss to want to discipline his subordinates. It should be placed in a place with strict management. Such a boss should be fired directly, and it must be listed in the resume. Make a note!"

Boss: "You're right...huh? Huh? I'm talking about her attacking me with scissors!!"

"That's what we discussed. Without your cause, how could there be her result?" Xia Youjie shook his head in disapproval, as if he was in despair at Shabi's boss's logical ability.

He took out a handful of tea leaves and put them into the cup, and explained in a gentle voice, "Of course, what I said may be wrong. After all, I specialize in commercial law, not civil law."

The boss was quite angry at first, but now Xia Youjie took a step back, and he immediately felt that he could do it again.He said magnanimously: "For Xia Yousang's sake, I won't blame you."

Xia Youjie secretly rolled his eyes.

Even he can't continue playing, otherwise don't wait for the water to boil, just hit people directly.

At this moment, the water boiler made a beeping sound, and the water rolled in the transparent glass pot, which was very beautiful.

Not only does it look good, but it works well too.

Thinking of this, Xia Youjie poured hot water into the teacup, the tea leaves stretched out, and the fragrance was long.

"You drink tea." Xia Youjie smiled and handed the teacup to his boss kindly.

Boss Zhutou said with a smile: "Good! Good! The tea made by a beauty is the most fragrant!"

Then he stretched out his pig's trotters, wanting to touch the back of the black-haired beauty's hand.

Xia Youjie's eyes were full of ice, and he shook his hands without sincerity, his acting skills were extremely exaggerated: "Oh."

With a cup of boiling hot tea, he went straight to his boss.

"Ooooooooo!!!"

Screams resounded like slaughtering a pig, and the boss huddled on the sofa clutching his crotch.

"Are you okay?" Gojo Satoru came over on high heels, and said stick, "The burn is so serious, you have to wash it with cold water."

As he said that, two Hercules with a strength bonus of 1d4 surrounded the boss from left to right, pinched his arms, and dragged the man to an open area like a dead pig.

Xia Youjie said coolly: "Hurry up and take your hands away, we will help you deal with it."

Gojo Satoru grinned: "Don't worry. We will definitely not. Make your injury worse."

He bites his words so hard that everyone knows that he is talking ironically.

But a man cannot resist a bear.

The boss's self-protecting hands were torn apart by the two Hercules, and his legs were also stepped apart by the high heels.

The greasy boss huddled together with fat on his face, watching the lady in a gray plaid suit approaching with a glass water jug ​​through his teary eyes.

"I invite you to drink tea~ Don't you like tea made by beautiful women? If you like it, drink more."

kp (listening to screams): ………

So scary woo woo woo~

The author has something to say: It's hard to say, which is more painful, scalding a person with boiling water or directly breaking a bone.

Trio: None of them are fatal, we know the law very well.

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Ya is a secretary, Jie is a lawyer, Wu is an accountant

The company has three golden flowers!