Vegetable freedom starts with summoning the player

Chapter 15 Tap Water in the Real World

No matter how much the players cursed the bullshit plan, they were still kicked offline after 10 minutes. It was obvious that the huge game world had just unveiled its mysterious veil in front of them, but they were kicked offline forcibly. One can imagine the anger of each of them turned into tentacle monsters and frantically tapped on the keyboard in front of them.

"Plan to eat shit!!"

"Ahh, it's still two hours, I'm going to die if I don't play the game!"

"No! Brothers, we can't be fooled around by dogs! Everyone must unite and go to Taobao merchants to ask for an explanation! Don't forget that we can give bad reviews!"

As soon as this brother's remarks came out, the group fell silent for a moment, and it took a while before someone weakly expressed his attitude: "...This, why don't you leave it?"

"Why?! Guaranteeing players' game experience is the basic operational quality that game developers should have."

"You're talking about unspoken rules for profit-making operations." The group owner Spicy Tofu Nao sighed faintly, threw out a non-profit immersive promotional screenshot of a treasure store, and asked faintly:

"Are you sure you want to give a bad review? Not to mention anything else, just talk about technology and freedom. Which game in the world do you think can be compared with it? This is 100% immersive VR technology, which can even perfectly simulate the sense of smell and hearing. And haptics, can other games do it?"

"Although the game experience is very fucked up, the planning is shitty, but it's really fun. The 100% real immersive experience advertised by VR is not watered down at all, and the intelligence of the NPC is far beyond all players' expectations. It only sells for a hundred yuan. There's absolutely no way a helmet will pay for itself."

"The developer fathers behind the scenes made it clear from the beginning that it is a non-profit game, and they don't even have an official website. Whether to continue to operate and open depends on their preferences. If there are too many negative reviews, they will directly cancel a certain treasure store and close the game server. What should we do? Let’s all go back and continue playing the so-called 3A masterpieces?”

"I'll go! I don't want to!!"

"Ah ah ah no no no no!"

"Damn it! I used to think Goose's Pesticide was a good game, but now that I think about it, it's just a bunch of flying..."

There is no harm without comparison. After experiencing this game, who is willing to go back and play those so-called 3A masterpieces or even mobile games? Even if it is a 3A masterpiece, can it bring people an immersive experience? ?Can there be so many highly intelligent NPCs who can even take the initiative to apologize to the players?

No!

Therefore, players can only complain in the group, and when faced with the so-called "official store" on a certain treasure, they have to grit their teeth and give a series of praises.

Of course, except for a few female players who showed off their cute helmets, most male players chose to hide the truth.

"The helmet is so cool! After I opened it at the courier station, I instantly became the most beautiful boy on the street. It is easy to go wherever I go, and it is very convenient to log in to the game. More importantly, it is 100% real. Immersive experience! Perfect!"

"There is no problem with the machine, and the customer service is very attentive. Seeing that she is a girl, she specially sent out the cutest helmet. The praise is so good!"

"Good! Very good! Full marks for quality!"

"If the game has a perfect score of 100, I'll give it [-]. It's the planner. Please be a planner. It's just the first day of the closed beta server. It's only been a few hours, and I haven't even left Novice Village yet. Suddenly, it was forced to go offline for maintenance. Did the government invite such a wonderful plan because of the shortage of funds? I have money in my hand, and I am willing to invest [-] million. Please change the plan.”

"Surprise local tyrants, take photos with local tyrants, exchange planning +1."

"Surprise local tyrants, take photos with local tyrants, exchange planning +2."

……

This rich player's comment instantly gained the support of other players.

Lin Shi, who had traveled back to the earth plane to receive a new batch of vegetable seeds from a certain treasure, laughed when he saw these comments.

"Change the plan? Dreaming, I am the only one who develops, promotes, and plans this game. Feel free to raise your opinions. If you accept it, I will lose."

Anyway, it is impossible to change the plan, but it is still possible to appropriately increase the expectations of the players and let the players help him promote it spontaneously.

The legendary great magician quickly added new content to the detailed description interface of a certain treasure product.

【Version 1.0 update content】

[One: Improve AI intelligence and add a large number of tasks in Novice Village. 】

[Two: The personal panel is further improved, you can view the basic values ​​of various attributes, and add the function of carry-on backpack. 】

[Three: The limited-time event is opened for helping others. After completing NPC tasks, you will get help point rewards. You can use the help point rewards to get various rewards from Harris, the village chief of Hope Village, including but not limited to weapons, armor, accessories and various material. 】

[[-]: Several system bugs have been repaired, and the stability of the game has been further improved. 】

"It should be enough to add these new contents in version 1.0..." The legendary great magician compared these updated contents with some game updates in his memory, and felt that this update was quite conscientious.

"With so much content updated all at once, they probably won't scold shit about planning anymore..." The legendary great magician, who was too upright, waited expectantly for the players to discover the news of this update.

Players who are suffering in front of the computer and want to swim right away:! ! !

Nima! !

The two-hour version update time has only been more than ten minutes. You released the update information so early, but did not let them enter the game experience immediately. This is simply torturing people! !Is the game group full of sadists? !Just like watching these players being tortured? !

The players who were burned inside immediately opened fire, and spent half an hour eloquently talking about the strange sadistic attributes of all members of the game production team... It was finally comfortable.

What's next... It's about spraying, showing off is also about showing off, while others are still sending screenshots to relatives and friends in a low-key way, the three anchors Xiao Gou Zheng Yi and Si Sutang jointly posted the first one. Game evaluation and promotional video, the images used in the video are based on the strengths of the three companies.

For example, when the dragon falls, the four-sugar can make everyone feel the size of the dragon better from the perspective of Si Su Tang; Just how powerful the dragon's flame ray is, and Zheng Yi and Xiao Gouzhi can give the audience a general idea of ​​how awesome a magician is...

Because of the fear that the game would end the version update early, the promotional video did not undergo much post-processing, and most of it was directly extracted from the game screen.

Si Sutang didn't want to let her fans know how embarrassing she was in the game. Apart from providing screen recording, she didn't want to appear in the promotional video. Zheng Yi and Xiao Gouqiu didn't force her to appear.

"Hi everyone, here is Earn [-] Million and Ultraman, because we still have things to do next, so this video will be relatively simple, and the audience who accept it can continue to look down, we are going to share with you today Recommend a new game, it is our live broadcast today - Savior!"

"Don't get me wrong, this game doesn't have an official name, it doesn't even have an official website, but it doesn't matter, we hereby solemnly promise that it's really a 100% real fully immersive VR indie game!! 100%!! That is to say, your sense of smell, touch, and hearing can be perfectly simulated and restored in the game, and the feeling of muscle pulling when running and jumping is also true. Apart from not feeling tired or painful, it is really very real. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is another world. !"

"I know all the viewers will definitely say, how can you say something so mysterious, even Sony, which ranks first in game VR technology, has not made such a technology yet, but all viewers, please watch the video!"

In the video, players are born one after another in the Western Fantasy world chasing and fighting. Even if the rabbits have fluffy fur, by slowing down the video, you can see the changes in their muscles when they run, jump and even raise their hands. In line with the so-called motion trajectory calculation...

"This is not a movie special effects video, this is the actual scene that our players see in the VR game, you look at the picture quality, this modeling, this light and shadow special effect... I am not blowing, those so-called 4K resolution high-definition masterpieces and this Comparing the two games together completely discredits the game."

"Of course, if this game only has graphics and the so-called immersive experience, it is not enough to be our strong recommendation. The most important thing is that the NPCs in this game have excellent intelligence! Everything in the game can be used for interaction ! We can pick up a leaf, a stone from the ground!"

The camera jumps to show the scene where Target Xiao was chased and killed by the red-eyed Carol, and finally both of them were crushed under the house. Carol's machete and red eyes left a deep impression on the players watching the video. So much so that for a long time to come, all players who arrived at Novice Village would run to watch this ferocious NPC.

"Think about it, a game with first-class graphics, a super high degree of freedom, and a game that can communicate with NPCs indiscriminately. Isn't this the perfect game that our gamers have always dreamed of? So, don't miss it! Open a certain treasure immediately, search [Savior] VR helmet]! Because it is a non-profit game, there are not many helmets, first come, first served, we solemnly promise here, if you snatch it and think it is not fun, we are willing to give you five times the compensation!"

Both Zheng Yi and Xiao Gouqiu are not small game anchors anymore. Although this video is very rough and full of perfunctory taste of "I'm in a hurry", some fans still opened a treasure trove out of trust in these two anchors. , found the so-called savior VR helmet, looked at the praise in the comment area and the pictures posted by a few female players...

Fans' idol filters were shattered, and they left messages one after another.

"I'm an old fan. I didn't expect you to change and lose your fan."

"Hey, I also accept ads of this quality. It's just a waste of money, and I'm out of fans."

"I, who trusted you, am so stupid that I can't save it. I don't say anything, and I'm a fan."

However, there are still very few true love fans, or fans who trust the appreciation level of the two tentatively placed an order.

For a long time later, when they recalled this incident, they were all proud of their decisiveness from the bottom of their hearts. After all, when Lin Shi finally let go of the second batch of player qualifications, the first batch of players had already sent them away. far away...

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