straight to heaven

Geng has been very busy recently, he took time out of his busy schedule to meet with me, and actually made an appointment at the gate of Dingrun—in his car.

After get off work, I opened the door of the Maserati. Geng had been lying on the steering wheel, raising his head sleepily, with marks all over his face.

"Bald, you're here." He sipped his saliva and wiped his face: "Come in, the air conditioner is on in the car, don't let the air conditioner run away."

I got into the car and asked, "So sleepy?"

"Do you know what it means to sleep late at night? You won't find a second 28-year-old vice president who is more dedicated than me in the whole capital."

"Promoted?"

Geng has been laughing: "Low-key, low-key."

Since I was so busy, I wondered what he wanted from me.After so many years of friendship, social platforms have always been in touch, and they will not become unfamiliar just because they haven't come out for a while.

Geng kept pointing, and I looked along, and there was a large cardboard box in the back seat.I was a bit post-traumatically stressed, and almost thought that the two hundred and fifty also gave me a box of skirts.

Geng whistled all the time, "Your birthday present."

But my birthday is in July, and there is still more than a month away from now.

Geng always saw my doubts, and explained: "I'm going to fly to Northern Europe for a business trip tomorrow afternoon. It may take two months to go there. I'm afraid I will send you off in advance if I don't make it back. Don't be too moved."

I tilted my head and looked at it: "It's so big, what is it?"

"I just met a friend some time ago, and I hid a lot of these things at home, so I got one back. You can take it apart when you go home and you'll find out." Geng kept whistling: "I have something to do in the south at night. I will take you home with the gift along the way."

With that said, the car started slowly.

Just after driving 300 meters, Pei Yanlai sent me a WeChat message. The message was very simple, just a "?".

I turned around quickly, but I didn't see anyone, so I turned around again and briefly explained the whole story.

I was moving a lot, and Geng kept noticing my abnormality, and asked wonderingly, "Bald, what are you doing? Your neck is cramping? I have a fascia gun in the trunk. Do you want to use it for a quick shot?"

"..."

Seeing Geng Zong's lack of thoughtfulness in a suit and leather shoes, I hesitated to speak several times, and finally I only sympathized: "You concentrate on driving."

When I got home, I found a utility knife and opened the case in the living room.

It turned out to be an old-fashioned record player inside, and Geng still stuffed a lot of records in the box.

I thought it was new, but the use of the record player in the shared house would disturb the people, so I put it back into the cardboard box and put it away.

Unexpectedly, when I got home from get off work the next day, the cardboard box was dragged into the corridor and opened wide open.The programmer next door was squatting beside him, flipping through records one by one.

"Hey." I said blankly, "Put this thing down."

The programmer didn't blush when he was caught, and he picked out two Cantonese records, and he smeared spicy oil on the shells: "Dude, my girlfriend's family is rich, right? These two are vinyl records. Yes, the market price is [-] per unit, I am very interested in this recently, and I want to accept [-], do you think about it?"

I took the record away.He was heavy in tonnage, but weak in strength. I staggered and almost threw himself on the ground.

"Don't think about it." I resealed the box and picked it up: "You don't pick the seller, but I pick the buyer."

I was about to go downstairs with the box in my arms, but the programmer stood up and yelled.

"Fuck, do you think you can achieve class leap if you find a rich woman? What the hell? You fucking look down on me and move out."

I stand still and turn around.Maybe it's because I have a fierce look that is not easy to provoke, and a downcast face is very good at bluffing people.

The door of the couple's room was opened a crack, probably because they heard the movement here, but the two of them didn't come out to join in the fun.It is the instinct of animals to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages, and it is not anyone's obligation to help, so I will not complain about it.

"If you want to get out, you get out," I changed my mind: "I'll fight with you."

I can be a lamb waiting to be slaughtered in front of Pei Yanlai, but I am not stingy with showing my ugly fangs to others.

When the programmer fell, the phone slipped out of his pocket, and I tipped my toes and rolled down the corridor.The screen was not broken, but the lock was unlocked by mistake during the sliding process, and a blurry photo flashed by.

I didn't see it clearly, but my intuition was wrong, but the programmer flew up and picked up the phone: "What the hell are you doing?"

After a few seconds of silence, I knocked his shoulder away: "Let's go."

I stood at the door of Mingzhu Accord with my suitcase in my arms. Because I forgot to take out the ID card, I could only tilt my head, put my mobile phone between my shoulder and head, and called Pei Yanlai.

He hung up the phone before it rang twice.Before I could hit another one, there was the sound of a horn behind me.

It was Pei Yan's car.

"Have you gone to Boss Liang's place?"

Pei Yanlai was wearing black short-sleeves and sweatpants. There was moisture on her body, so she must have just taken a shower.He unlocked the car door and replied lazily, "Yes."

Since the first invasion of Pei Yanlai's private domain, it's been a full two and a half weeks, but my things in his room are getting more and more.

I didn’t realize this when I saw a pair of tooth cups and toothbrushes in the shower. Last night, I stuffed dirty clothes into the washing machine in the shared room, opened the closet, and found that there were fewer and fewer clothes to change.

At [-]:[-] in the evening, only two small dim lights were turned on in the living room. I snuggled up on the sofa and fast-forwarded through half of "Titanic".

The screen freezes when the heroine returns to the giant ship after her death, and she is holding up her skirts and passing through the dancing crowd.

"The suitcase you brought will block the way if you leave it at the door." Pei Yanlai threw the phone on the table casually: "Go and pack it."

By the way, there are boxes.

I almost forgot, and got up from the sofa belatedly.

Although it is my nature to value sex and despise friends, I really feel guilty towards Geng Zong at this moment.

It's not suitable for me to put the record player, but it doesn't look like a drop in price in Pei Yanlai's house.To make room for the machine, I moved the vase containing the "Mr. Lincoln's taxidermy."

There was still a violin bag behind the shelf, afraid of being knocked over, Pei Yanlai reached out to hold it at the right time.

"Where did you get it?" Pei Yanlai asked.

I groaned: "Geng has always sent...a gift in advance."

Pei Yanlai never had a birthday, so I skipped the word.But he mentioned it himself: "Birthday gift?"

I was taken aback: "You remember."

Pei Yan looked at me with strange eyes, like a primary school math teacher looking at a sixth grade student who can't figure out how much one plus one equals.

This analogy is so weird that I couldn't help laughing.He covered my eyes with his hand as he passed by.

"Silly what."

It is inconvenient for me to express the various psychological activities of my villain's success, so I raised my head and kissed his palm.

Then run away.

Dirty by Programmers is a Cantonese song.Vinyl records are delicate, and bumps and oil stains can easily cause irreversible damage.Luckily, it was only the case that the idiot stained. I wiped it clean and put the record into the record player according to the online tutorial.

The noise of second-hand goods is not small, and the prelude sizzled.

The lights are dim, the music is ambiguous, Pei Yanlai is resting his eyes with his eyes closed, I used his body lotion tonight, it has a not heavy woody fragrance.

My Adam's apple rolled, and I bent over and reached out to him.

"What tricks are you playing?" He had thin eyelids, opened his eyes after moving slightly, and asked softly.

"It's a nice vibe," I explained, "I want to invite you to a dance."

Pei Yanlai smiled lightly: "Can you dance?"

"Leave me as a trash, buried in your house forever."

"Scarring from sinking, sprouting again."

"..."

The female singer sang frivolously and sexy in Cantonese.

I shook my head.

Pei Yanlai was not surprised. He grabbed my wrist instead and said in a low voice, "I can consider teaching you."

I don't believe he has such kindness: "How much is the tuition?"

He didn't give me an answer, and suddenly he grabbed my waist with a strong posture, and slid his hand up to hold my palm: "What do you want to learn?"

A female voice sang hoarsely, "Make You Happy, Break Me Down."

I replied, "Of course it's a man's step."

Pei Yanlai pressed her fingers hard, and said yes.

If the touch is tangible, then I must be covered with wildfire.When I was pushed down on the sofa by him, I thought, Pei Yanlai obviously prefers having sex with me rather than dancing pas de deux.

It just so happened that a certain resident downstairs became poetic after being drunk, and the vinyl record was just put to the end. I was biting Pei Yanlai's Adam's apple in the ambiguous ending of "Too pleasant to resist, not as good as being cremated in your hands", The parrot repeats the neighbor's words.

"Whip me, Moonlight."

I said, this is really fucking hypocritical.

But I didn't expect that Pei Yanlai would eat my crap.

He took out the bow from the black piano bag and said, it's time to collect the tuition.

……

……

The coffee table was pushed out more than one meter by me uncontrollably.

Pei Yanlai picked me up from the floor when I was in a trance, put my head on my head after showering, and dragged me back to the bed in the bedroom.

The electronic clock rang, it was one o'clock in the morning.

I didn't feel sleepy at all, and when I closed my eyes, I was filled with the expression of the cleaning aunt when she saw the mess in the living room tomorrow morning.

"Don't want to sleep?" Pei Yanlai asked suddenly.

I was startled, and I reflexively said, "I won't come."

"..."

Pei Yanlai seemed speechless.The distance was too close, and the warm breath hit the light bite mark on the side of my neck, which was a little itchy.

Realizing I had made a joke, I added, "I mean, why don't we chat for a while."

I asked him, what happened to the scar on his waist?

In fact, I have wanted to ask this question since the first time I saw his bare upper body in the underground shooting range.Just rubbing it in a random way, the rough touch is still left on the fingertips.

Pei Yanlai quickly gave an answer, he said, Pei Chong stabbed him.

"What?" I almost thought I had heard wrong.

He told me that Pei Chong acted obediently, and he partly inherited the bad genes of this man and Gao Wenfu.

Pei Yanlai matured prematurely, which made Pei Chong never shy away from bringing people back to mess around. The most extreme time was because he was too drunk. The setting of two people before and after drinking is not uncommon. He forced Pei Yanlai and a certain record queen "Play" together.

Pei Yanlai was disobedient, so Pei Chong threw away the fruit knife and stabbed him.The cut was not very deep, and when Pei Yanlai pulled it out, half of the school uniform was soaked in blood.

At the end of the farce, Pei Yanlai was dispatched to Lingshi and began to live alone up to now.

Pei Yanlai was only 13 years old at that time.

Before he had time to feel distressed, Pei Yanlai said again: "He is not more comfortable than me."

I asked, what do you mean.

"I stabbed back, in self-defense."

After finishing speaking, he rolled his eyes and smiled. This time he was really happy, I could tell.

"..."

I had a rich imagination, and the 13-year-old Pei Yanlai immediately appeared in front of me.She looks pale after losing blood, and her future beauty is beginning to take shape.

Taking advantage of beauty to commit murder... This word is too appropriate.

But I am a complete pessimist. When I touched the scar on his abdomen with my backhand, I couldn't help thinking, what would happen if something happened to Pei Yanlai?

But I realized that assumptions made about established facts make the least sense, so I changed my perspective.

If something happens to Pei Yanlai one day in the future, what will happen to me?

He didn't stop my petty actions, and his attitude was almost conniving, "Don't worry, you don't even want to live if I die."

"..."

I always suspected that this person installed a monitor in my head.

"Okay." I stared clumsily in front of him: "Then I'll find a Venus flower basket in a few days, and you and I will live in it, and we won't come out for the rest of our lives."

Venus Flower Basket, the Western version of the name of the old and the same nest, a pair of shrimps entered the sponge animal of the Sponge class from childhood, absorbing nutrients, multiplying and multiplying until they die.It is the only fairytale species in the animal world that is biologically destined to be single.

"Soft-footed crab*." Pei Yanlai looked at me and said suddenly.

He spoke Cantonese with a very positive accent, but it sounded like he was scolding me.I belatedly realized that Tengyuan International made a fortune in Hong Kong at the end of the last century. Thinking about it this way, his ancestry is quite mixed.

I am worthless.

Even today, I feel that these days with Pei Yan are stolen, the soles of my feet are not solid, like walking in the shallows with flippers.

Perhaps because it was the first time that I slept together soberly, this anxiety was particularly strong tonight. I was afraid that when I woke up, let alone being a "soft-legged shrimp" together, I would actually be a "soft-legged shrimp" at his wedding with someone. Shocking dream, but also gritted his teeth and sent him "Join the Old and the Same Point" to congratulate the newlyweds.

It can't be entirely my fault.

Anyone who has been chasing the moon for more than ten years will hesitate for a moment when he turns around and the moon hits your arms, thinking it is fake.

I thought about it for a long time, I don't know if Pei Yanlai was sleepy, but at least my eyelids started to get heavy.

"...Are you still going?" I asked vaguely.

Pei Yanlai took a deep breath, as if she was about to fall asleep and was awakened by me.

He has a big frame, and he leaned over, holding my whole body in his arms.He buried his head on the side of my neck and took a deep breath in a sniffing gesture.

His voice was sleepy, yet tender, and then he called my name familiarly: "Move here tomorrow."

I said, oh well... what?