Men of NPCs [Unlimited Streaming]
Chapter 14 Sunshine Apartment 14
After determining the strategy, the three of them closed the door and separated.Yi Jiang outside the bedroom was given a girl's diary to relieve boredom, and she didn't know what state she was in after the door was closed; the broken water in the bedroom sat at the end of the bed solemnly, with her long blue-black hair spread out and draped over her shoulders, he turned on the TV, She looked at Xue Hua seriously; while Xun Mei was paralyzed on the head of the bed in a paralyzed posture, without taking off her shoes, playing with the ugly Mr. Wang in his arms.
Duan Shui Liu stared at the snowflake screen for half an hour, and then turned around to find that Nan Mei was staring at him intently. After meeting his eyes, Nan Mei's gaze did not evade, and then he raised the corner of his mouth and asked: "Guan Shui Liu, What was your previous highest ranking?"
"..." Duan Shui Liu turned off the TV without a word. Apart from scaring people on the first day, this thing was useless at all.
Can't sleep and continued to ask: "Yi Jiang said that you are deliberately imitating the top scorer of the fourth season, and the name is also very similar, is it true or not? Are you a fan of that NPC?"
"..." Duan Shui Liu shook his head silently but firmly.
"I think so too." Nan Mei shook Mr. Wang's paw, "Maybe that NPC is not as good as you."
"..."
Relying on three incomparable ellipses, Duan Shui Liu successfully chatted to death, and Nan Mei didn't continue to look for topics. He turned Mr. Wang over and continued to count the threads to find patterns.
The time soon came to 21:59, maybe it was because he slept for too long in the afternoon, Xun Mei was not sleepy now, he shouted out at the moment when the hour and minute hands of the alarm clock reached 22:00: "Strawberry jelly sauce "
Immediately outside the door, Yi Jiang's awakened voice sounded: "Oh!... Ouch, I fell asleep reading the diary, it's so hypnotic... What time is it?"
"29 seconds after ten o'clock."
"After ten o'clock?!" Yi Jiang said pleasantly, his whole body was excited, and the sofa was creaking.The two people in the bedroom were more calm, Xun Mei said in a low voice, "Wait and see."
At the same time, Duan Shui Liu opened the door of the closet by the wall. Inside the door, the girl's father with dislocated hands and feet was huddled in the shadows. The face on the buttocks had a very submissive expression, but there was an unstoppable obscenity in it. .
Especially the pair of eyes that are similar to the mud falling on the bloody pustules. Seeing the closet door opened from the outside and turning around, like a spinning hamster wheel that gets stuck from time to time, one can't wait to kick these The double pustule was stepped on and exploded.
Facing the two ferocious humans in front of him, the male ghost hugged his body with his two bony feet, and the two arms attached to his lower body couldn't help shrinking back, shyly covering his face. The picture was grotesque and absurd.
Maybe it was because the memory of being beaten up yesterday was too painful. When the water cut off and lifted a leg, the girl's father immediately let out a near-death scream, and the whole ghost danced around like a wisp of water vapor. Instantly evaporated from the cabinet.
"Damn it! Nanmei cut off the water flow! What happened?! What noise, are you all right!!" Yi Jiang was startled by the male ghost's screams, and hurriedly smashed the wall there, Nanmei immediately comforted him: "It's okay, it's the girl's father in the closet calling, and the big guy who just cut off the water flow scared him away with his eyes."
"Also scare me away, okay?" Knowing that they were all right, Yi Jiang patted her chest in shock, "...I almost peed out of fear."
"The girl's father seems to have escaped..." Xun Mei opened all the doors of the closet, "I guess we don't need to worry about chastity crisis tonight."
Yi Jiang was very excited after hearing this: "Really, then I can sleep peacefully?"
"As long as you can sleep..."
Why can't a man who can name himself 'Strawberry Jelly Yijiang' fall asleep?Yi Jiang immediately lay down on the sofa, and within a few minutes, his continuous snoring sounded outside the door. Not to mention, it was especially able to dispel the atmosphere of terror, and it made people feel very relieved.
The alarm clock on the table pointed to 22:27, far exceeding the five-hour CD Xun Mei calculated, but the female ghost still didn't pull them to play mahjong.
"It seems that the measure of dividing rooms is simple and crude but effective?" Xun Mei sat up straight, "In this case, we must always be vigilant for the next three days, and we must never appear in the same place, and it is best not to arrive at the same floor at the same time."
"En." Duan Shui Liu nodded in agreement, he quickly pointed to the wall in the direction of Yi Jiang, swiped his balance, then pointed at himself and Xun Mei, and then pointed up with his index finger.
Xun Mei: "..."
Regarding this series of professional underground party secret codes, Xun Mei said frankly: "... I don't understand."
It's a pity that Duoshuiliu didn't have the spirit of teamwork, and regardless of whether Xun Mei really didn't understand or pretended not to understand, he just gathered up his coat and lay down on the other side of the bed, closing his eyes and getting ready to sleep.
"...Huh?" Xun Mei curled her lips, put Mr. Wang on the bedside, and turned off the lights to go to bed.
In the dark night, outside the door separated by a wall, Yijiang muttered twice, changed positions on the sofa, and continued to sleep peacefully with purring sounds of different timbre frequencies.Inside the door, the sound of Duan Shui Liu's breathing was light and steady, and his posture sleeping on his side was as stable as a mountain and the sea, and had not changed at all; while Xun Mei had long since changed from lying on his side to lying flat, and faintly turned to face Duan Shui Liu again. sleep tendency.
The three of them were sleeping with their eyes closed. The night was quiet and silent, without stars or moon. No one had noticed a sound of footsteps suddenly coming from outside the door, approaching the bedroom step by step from far away.
beep... beep...
Duan Shuiliu suddenly opened his eyes, with an ominous premonition in his heart, he stretched out his hand vigilantly and quickly slapped on the light switch, glanced at the time on the table, turned around and wanted to wake Xun Mei again, but found that the other party would not know when. Already woke up, his eyes were fixed on the door at this time.
Who is it?
Xun Mei's mind was spinning rapidly.
Are the footsteps of real people outside the door?Or was it a vision that lured him to open the door?
Duoshuiliu's upper body tensed up, looking like he was about to explode, obviously the same storm as Xun Mei was running in his mind.
The sound of footsteps gradually approaching, although procrastinating, but without stagnation or hesitation, Xun Mei listened with a frown, and suddenly realized something——
"do not……!"
As soon as his voice sounded, the bedroom door was instantly opened without hesitation, and Yijiang's sleepy face appeared at the door. He was first fascinated by the bright lights in the room, and then his face suddenly changed into panic. Stepping backwards extremely.
As soon as he retreated, he was caught by the wooden stool behind him, his knees softened, and he sat on the stool.
Looking up again, there is no bright bedroom. In front of him is a square mahjong table surrounded by black fog. It's the insomnia and broken water with an expression not much better than Li Gui's.
The shocked look on Duan Shui Liu's face slowly faded away, and now only indifference remained.Xun Mei folded her legs with a smirk, knocked on the table and said, "Should you explain?"
"How do I know!" Yi Jiang's face was full of injustice, "I just got up at night to go to the toilet to put some water!"
"Come to put water in the bedroom?" Xun Mei raised his eyebrows, "Are you going to pee on us?"
"I swear, I must have walked in the direction of the toilet." Yi Jiang raised her right hand, gnashing her teeth and swearing, "I'm sure that just a second before I opened the door, that place was still the toilet!"
"Do you believe it?" Xun Mei cast a glance at Duan Shui Liu, who glanced at him, then shifted his gaze to the girl's mother.
Anyway, everyone has come in, so it's meaningless to discuss these anymore.
They tried their best to avoid being drawn into the mahjong game by the female ghost again, because this is a mortal situation, the female ghost controls everything, and they will definitely eliminate another person here.
But Yijiang obviously couldn't be as calm as the broken water. After realizing what happened, he pointed at the female ghost's nose angrily and shouted: "It's too insidious! You vicious woman! Did you change the room! As long as I If you open the door, you will definitely open the door to the bedroom!"
Xun Mei couldn't help complaining about him: "How dare you open the door at night?"
"Then what should I do! I'm in a hurry, can I defecate everywhere! When you wake up tomorrow morning, the living room has become a latrine. How can I be a human being when I go out!"
"……Too?"
The girl's mother looked at them coldly, did not answer Yijiang's accusation, and only said in her voice more eerie than the cold wind reverberating from the ground: "An unlocked door can't stop me...it's getting late, It's time to start..."
After all, her two bloodshot eyeballs turned to Xun Mei. If the salivation in her eyes had any substance, it was like fat white maggots wriggling in a rotten wound. If she endured the nausea and pulled it out, the maggots would break off in the palm of her hand, leaving half dead The mucus-smeared body continued to twist and shake in the wound.
"...Draw the cards." The female ghost grinned recklessly.
"This time I'm still going to pick my skin off. It seems that I'm more attractive than Duan Shui Liu?" When he was about to die, Xun Mei was still in the mood to joke. He casually stood mahjong in front of his eyes and asked, "That thing in the elevator?" Is it your daughter?"
It's unreasonable for a female ghost to kill people. As long as she gets on the mahjong table, she has no solution, but she is also very refreshing when she gives clues and information.As soon as Xun Mei's question came up, the female ghost instantly squeezed the mahjong tiles in her feet angrily, "That bastard, I can't live comfortably, and I can't rest easy when I die!"
She scratched the mahjong table with her fingernails angrily, "I've been trapped in this apartment building for an unknown amount of time... Ha, only you living people who got in by mistake can give me a little fun. "
"So your current situation is caused by your daughter?" Xun Mei continued to ask.
"Her? Can she have the ability to poison her biological parents to death?" The female ghost's smile was full of malice. After a sneer, she stopped the 'good intentions' npc reminder session, urging others to quickly draw cards in disgust.
But at this moment, Xun Mei suddenly said coldly: "If we can send you out of here, can you let us go?"
As soon as these words came out, Yi Jiang and Guan Shui Liu looked at him in surprise, and looked at the calm and confident man in front of him.
Is Xun Mei really confident?He didn't even have a bamboo shoot on his chest.
He just habitually pretended to be a bluff, and casually made a white note, and stayed as long as he could.What if the female ghost is so deceitful and really agrees to make a deal with him, even if she finds out that it is a lie after a while, so what?Is it a big deal to die when the time comes?
Anyway, early death or late death is death, no matter what, he earned it.
The author has something to say:
Meimei: Jumping left and right to test whether to receive box lunch
Short: ...
Duan Shui Liu stared at the snowflake screen for half an hour, and then turned around to find that Nan Mei was staring at him intently. After meeting his eyes, Nan Mei's gaze did not evade, and then he raised the corner of his mouth and asked: "Guan Shui Liu, What was your previous highest ranking?"
"..." Duan Shui Liu turned off the TV without a word. Apart from scaring people on the first day, this thing was useless at all.
Can't sleep and continued to ask: "Yi Jiang said that you are deliberately imitating the top scorer of the fourth season, and the name is also very similar, is it true or not? Are you a fan of that NPC?"
"..." Duan Shui Liu shook his head silently but firmly.
"I think so too." Nan Mei shook Mr. Wang's paw, "Maybe that NPC is not as good as you."
"..."
Relying on three incomparable ellipses, Duan Shui Liu successfully chatted to death, and Nan Mei didn't continue to look for topics. He turned Mr. Wang over and continued to count the threads to find patterns.
The time soon came to 21:59, maybe it was because he slept for too long in the afternoon, Xun Mei was not sleepy now, he shouted out at the moment when the hour and minute hands of the alarm clock reached 22:00: "Strawberry jelly sauce "
Immediately outside the door, Yi Jiang's awakened voice sounded: "Oh!... Ouch, I fell asleep reading the diary, it's so hypnotic... What time is it?"
"29 seconds after ten o'clock."
"After ten o'clock?!" Yi Jiang said pleasantly, his whole body was excited, and the sofa was creaking.The two people in the bedroom were more calm, Xun Mei said in a low voice, "Wait and see."
At the same time, Duan Shui Liu opened the door of the closet by the wall. Inside the door, the girl's father with dislocated hands and feet was huddled in the shadows. The face on the buttocks had a very submissive expression, but there was an unstoppable obscenity in it. .
Especially the pair of eyes that are similar to the mud falling on the bloody pustules. Seeing the closet door opened from the outside and turning around, like a spinning hamster wheel that gets stuck from time to time, one can't wait to kick these The double pustule was stepped on and exploded.
Facing the two ferocious humans in front of him, the male ghost hugged his body with his two bony feet, and the two arms attached to his lower body couldn't help shrinking back, shyly covering his face. The picture was grotesque and absurd.
Maybe it was because the memory of being beaten up yesterday was too painful. When the water cut off and lifted a leg, the girl's father immediately let out a near-death scream, and the whole ghost danced around like a wisp of water vapor. Instantly evaporated from the cabinet.
"Damn it! Nanmei cut off the water flow! What happened?! What noise, are you all right!!" Yi Jiang was startled by the male ghost's screams, and hurriedly smashed the wall there, Nanmei immediately comforted him: "It's okay, it's the girl's father in the closet calling, and the big guy who just cut off the water flow scared him away with his eyes."
"Also scare me away, okay?" Knowing that they were all right, Yi Jiang patted her chest in shock, "...I almost peed out of fear."
"The girl's father seems to have escaped..." Xun Mei opened all the doors of the closet, "I guess we don't need to worry about chastity crisis tonight."
Yi Jiang was very excited after hearing this: "Really, then I can sleep peacefully?"
"As long as you can sleep..."
Why can't a man who can name himself 'Strawberry Jelly Yijiang' fall asleep?Yi Jiang immediately lay down on the sofa, and within a few minutes, his continuous snoring sounded outside the door. Not to mention, it was especially able to dispel the atmosphere of terror, and it made people feel very relieved.
The alarm clock on the table pointed to 22:27, far exceeding the five-hour CD Xun Mei calculated, but the female ghost still didn't pull them to play mahjong.
"It seems that the measure of dividing rooms is simple and crude but effective?" Xun Mei sat up straight, "In this case, we must always be vigilant for the next three days, and we must never appear in the same place, and it is best not to arrive at the same floor at the same time."
"En." Duan Shui Liu nodded in agreement, he quickly pointed to the wall in the direction of Yi Jiang, swiped his balance, then pointed at himself and Xun Mei, and then pointed up with his index finger.
Xun Mei: "..."
Regarding this series of professional underground party secret codes, Xun Mei said frankly: "... I don't understand."
It's a pity that Duoshuiliu didn't have the spirit of teamwork, and regardless of whether Xun Mei really didn't understand or pretended not to understand, he just gathered up his coat and lay down on the other side of the bed, closing his eyes and getting ready to sleep.
"...Huh?" Xun Mei curled her lips, put Mr. Wang on the bedside, and turned off the lights to go to bed.
In the dark night, outside the door separated by a wall, Yijiang muttered twice, changed positions on the sofa, and continued to sleep peacefully with purring sounds of different timbre frequencies.Inside the door, the sound of Duan Shui Liu's breathing was light and steady, and his posture sleeping on his side was as stable as a mountain and the sea, and had not changed at all; while Xun Mei had long since changed from lying on his side to lying flat, and faintly turned to face Duan Shui Liu again. sleep tendency.
The three of them were sleeping with their eyes closed. The night was quiet and silent, without stars or moon. No one had noticed a sound of footsteps suddenly coming from outside the door, approaching the bedroom step by step from far away.
beep... beep...
Duan Shuiliu suddenly opened his eyes, with an ominous premonition in his heart, he stretched out his hand vigilantly and quickly slapped on the light switch, glanced at the time on the table, turned around and wanted to wake Xun Mei again, but found that the other party would not know when. Already woke up, his eyes were fixed on the door at this time.
Who is it?
Xun Mei's mind was spinning rapidly.
Are the footsteps of real people outside the door?Or was it a vision that lured him to open the door?
Duoshuiliu's upper body tensed up, looking like he was about to explode, obviously the same storm as Xun Mei was running in his mind.
The sound of footsteps gradually approaching, although procrastinating, but without stagnation or hesitation, Xun Mei listened with a frown, and suddenly realized something——
"do not……!"
As soon as his voice sounded, the bedroom door was instantly opened without hesitation, and Yijiang's sleepy face appeared at the door. He was first fascinated by the bright lights in the room, and then his face suddenly changed into panic. Stepping backwards extremely.
As soon as he retreated, he was caught by the wooden stool behind him, his knees softened, and he sat on the stool.
Looking up again, there is no bright bedroom. In front of him is a square mahjong table surrounded by black fog. It's the insomnia and broken water with an expression not much better than Li Gui's.
The shocked look on Duan Shui Liu's face slowly faded away, and now only indifference remained.Xun Mei folded her legs with a smirk, knocked on the table and said, "Should you explain?"
"How do I know!" Yi Jiang's face was full of injustice, "I just got up at night to go to the toilet to put some water!"
"Come to put water in the bedroom?" Xun Mei raised his eyebrows, "Are you going to pee on us?"
"I swear, I must have walked in the direction of the toilet." Yi Jiang raised her right hand, gnashing her teeth and swearing, "I'm sure that just a second before I opened the door, that place was still the toilet!"
"Do you believe it?" Xun Mei cast a glance at Duan Shui Liu, who glanced at him, then shifted his gaze to the girl's mother.
Anyway, everyone has come in, so it's meaningless to discuss these anymore.
They tried their best to avoid being drawn into the mahjong game by the female ghost again, because this is a mortal situation, the female ghost controls everything, and they will definitely eliminate another person here.
But Yijiang obviously couldn't be as calm as the broken water. After realizing what happened, he pointed at the female ghost's nose angrily and shouted: "It's too insidious! You vicious woman! Did you change the room! As long as I If you open the door, you will definitely open the door to the bedroom!"
Xun Mei couldn't help complaining about him: "How dare you open the door at night?"
"Then what should I do! I'm in a hurry, can I defecate everywhere! When you wake up tomorrow morning, the living room has become a latrine. How can I be a human being when I go out!"
"……Too?"
The girl's mother looked at them coldly, did not answer Yijiang's accusation, and only said in her voice more eerie than the cold wind reverberating from the ground: "An unlocked door can't stop me...it's getting late, It's time to start..."
After all, her two bloodshot eyeballs turned to Xun Mei. If the salivation in her eyes had any substance, it was like fat white maggots wriggling in a rotten wound. If she endured the nausea and pulled it out, the maggots would break off in the palm of her hand, leaving half dead The mucus-smeared body continued to twist and shake in the wound.
"...Draw the cards." The female ghost grinned recklessly.
"This time I'm still going to pick my skin off. It seems that I'm more attractive than Duan Shui Liu?" When he was about to die, Xun Mei was still in the mood to joke. He casually stood mahjong in front of his eyes and asked, "That thing in the elevator?" Is it your daughter?"
It's unreasonable for a female ghost to kill people. As long as she gets on the mahjong table, she has no solution, but she is also very refreshing when she gives clues and information.As soon as Xun Mei's question came up, the female ghost instantly squeezed the mahjong tiles in her feet angrily, "That bastard, I can't live comfortably, and I can't rest easy when I die!"
She scratched the mahjong table with her fingernails angrily, "I've been trapped in this apartment building for an unknown amount of time... Ha, only you living people who got in by mistake can give me a little fun. "
"So your current situation is caused by your daughter?" Xun Mei continued to ask.
"Her? Can she have the ability to poison her biological parents to death?" The female ghost's smile was full of malice. After a sneer, she stopped the 'good intentions' npc reminder session, urging others to quickly draw cards in disgust.
But at this moment, Xun Mei suddenly said coldly: "If we can send you out of here, can you let us go?"
As soon as these words came out, Yi Jiang and Guan Shui Liu looked at him in surprise, and looked at the calm and confident man in front of him.
Is Xun Mei really confident?He didn't even have a bamboo shoot on his chest.
He just habitually pretended to be a bluff, and casually made a white note, and stayed as long as he could.What if the female ghost is so deceitful and really agrees to make a deal with him, even if she finds out that it is a lie after a while, so what?Is it a big deal to die when the time comes?
Anyway, early death or late death is death, no matter what, he earned it.
The author has something to say:
Meimei: Jumping left and right to test whether to receive box lunch
Short: ...
You'll Also Like
-
The Little Mute’s Life Was Stolen, and the Wealthy Boss Comes To Spoil Him
Chapter 296 9 hours ago -
Dragon Ball: A person with a supernatural comprehension who becomes a god from the beginning
Chapter 174 10 hours ago -
Yu-Gi-Oh!: Re:Zero -Starting Journey of the Duel King!
Chapter 184 11 hours ago -
Global Curse: Your Mom’s Grocery Prices Will Go Up
Chapter 21 11 hours ago -
I am a snake, so it is reasonable for me to teach a group of demons.
Chapter 182 11 hours ago -
I am in the prehistoric times, what the hell is this Zongwu chat group?
Chapter 185 11 hours ago -
The school beauty laughed at me for dropping out of school, and then she awakened to super SSS
Chapter 184 11 hours ago -
It's obviously a life skill, but you developed it into a magical skill
Chapter 271 12 hours ago -
Please Call Me Cyber Ghost King
Chapter 180 12 hours ago -
A Letter From The Future Every Day
Chapter 158 12 hours ago