On the correct posture for hatching dragon eggs

It's useless to scold now, Yulin got up helplessly, wiped the sweat off her brow, and went back to the bathroom to take a shower.

After taking a shower, Yulin came out of the bathroom wearing underwear, found a moon-white fine cotton jacket and indigo wide-leg trousers of the same material from the cabinet, and put them on.

Probably because he has been a fairy for thousands of years. He likes natural materials such as cotton, linen and silk, and loose-fitting clothes.

Although Yulin was born thin, his body proportions are good, with broad shoulders, straight back, slender waist and long legs, full of airy clothes.This kind of retro-style clothes is very picky, and those with poor qualifications are either pretentious, or just like the errands and odd jobs in the Republic of China movies. Yulin is handsome, refreshing and neat, and walks with wind.

After tidying herself up, Yulin began to think about how to pass the time today.

By the way, that broken egg fell into the pond in the front yard last night, scalding the water lilies and koi to death. I have to go to the flower and bird market to buy a new one to replace it, otherwise it would be too ugly to be bare.

The small restaurant opens at 12:[-] noon, and Zhao Haichang and the others come to work at ten o'clock, and they will take care of all the preparations, and they don't need Yulin, the shopkeeper, to watch over them, so he is free and can arrange the time as he likes, so he puts his mobile phone in the restaurant. Straight out of pocket and ready to go.

Before leaving the bedroom, Yulin subconsciously glanced back at the big white egg next to the bed, hesitated for a second, then turned around and went out the door.

Go out shopping by yourself, what's the matter with an egg on your body.Moreover, that broken egg is not small in size and not light in weight, so it is too troublesome to carry around.

Yulin was too lazy to make breakfast by herself today, so she went to a Liji steamed stuffed bun shop at the entrance of the alley.Li Ji is also a time-honored brand, and the steamed buns, noodles, flatbreads and so on are not bad, and they are relatively clean. When he doesn't make breakfast, he settles here.

As soon as he entered the door, he greeted the owner, Lao Li, who was busy in the kitchen: "Morning, Uncle Li."

"Morning." Old Li turned his head and responded in his busy schedule, "Where is Xiao Lin going so early?"

Normally, Yulin will not come out for activities until after nine o'clock, and today it is not yet 08:30, which is relatively early.

Yulin said casually: "Wait and go to the flower and bird market."

Lao Li couldn't help sighing: "You live a really cool life."

They also run a restaurant, but the gap is huge. Yulin is like a rich second generation who is idle, and he spends all day around the stove.

Yulin laughed it off, and lived a chic life, so he earned little money, and there were gains and losses, it all depended on personal choice.

The flower and bird market in Yuncheng is not very far from Yingchun Lane. It can be reached in 20 minutes on foot. It would be troublesome to drive around. Yulin just walked over slowly.

As soon as he got there, the phone in his trouser pocket rang.

Yulin was already familiar with this voice, and it must be the message from the Hatching APP, so when he took it out, it turned out to be the same.

[Warning: Your love egg is at home alone, and the distance from you is too far away, which is not conducive to the development of the embryo, and the incubation time will be extended by 3 hours, please return as soon as possible. [Eggy crying.jpg]]

Yulin: "..."

Damn, does this bastard have separation anxiety?Didn't I just go out to go shopping, and I didn't go out of the province to go abroad, it's too far away, it's really difficult to serve!

Yulin has just arrived at the flower and bird market, and she hasn't bought anything yet, so she definitely can't turn around now, turn off the news and continue walking inside.

The flower and bird market in Yuncheng is not small, with thousands of shops, which are divided into several areas according to business items.Yulin likes these things, so she walked over one by one to look at the flowers of this house and tease the birds of that house. It took a long time to go back and forth. Two hours later, she bought a water lily and ten fish in one of the aquariums. , Let the store deliver it to your door in the afternoon.

During this period, the broken APP sent a warning every half an hour, and Yulin didn't even bother to read it, so she just let it ding-dong.

When I got home at eleven o'clock, Zhao Haichang and his staff were preparing dishes in full swing in the kitchen. Aunt Zhou was washing and scrubbing in the yard with a rag. When she saw Yulin coming back, she was surprised and said, "Boss Yu, there is a lot of food in the pool. Why are the water lilies and carp all gone?"

Yulin sighed and said, "Maybe I was suddenly infected with some kind of plague last night, and they all died at once, and I was buried in the yard."

It's Qingshi Yuanjun, the god of plague, who was reincarnated and turned into an egg to bring disaster to himself!

Aunt Zhou sympathized: "That's a pity, how beautiful you were raised before."

"It's okay, if you don't buy the old ones, you won't get the new ones. I bought some just now, and I'll send them over in the afternoon."

"Oh, all right."

Yulin nodded, then went into the backyard, and then took out her phone.

Good guy, the Kung Fu APP warned six times in the morning, and the incubation extension time will be doubled each time. The first time is 3 hours, the second time is 6 hours, and the sixth time is 18 hours. It will be delayed for a total of 63 hours. , equivalent to 2.625 days.

"…………"

The corners of Yulin's mouth twitched, this is too cruel, not only the rewards from last night and this morning have been deducted, but now it has been posted for two and a half days!

Businessmen are most afraid of losing money. Although hatching eggs is not the same thing, Yulin is also worried that bad luck will affect the business of the small restaurant, so he picks up the big white egg on the bed angrily, and curses: "You You have a bad temper, if I go abroad and don’t come back for ten days and half a month, will you become an iron egg, like Nezha, it takes three years to hatch, huh?”

The phone ding dong.

[Congratulations, your love egg feels your care, and the incubation time is shortened by 3 hours, please continue to work hard! [Eggy Happy.jpg]]

Yulin was speechless, this is called caring, I'm afraid he is not a fool!

Suddenly my heart moved, if I really cared about it and said something nice, what would be the result?

Yulin was very curious, so she suppressed her anger, stretched out her hand to touch the big white egg, and said in a slightly soft voice: "Be good, I just went out to buy some things just now, it's not that I don't want you anymore, I'll go out next time Just take you with me, I won’t leave you alone at home, okay?”

Ding dong.

【congratulations!Your love egg feels your deep love, and the incubation time is shortened by 3 days, please continue to work hard! [Eggy Happy.jpg]]

Yulin couldn't laugh or cry, well, the power of "caring for love" is really not small, and all the time that was deducted just now was made up at once.

How about another nice word?

Yulin endured the numbness, and then coaxed the big white egg: "Little boy, why don't you hatch tomorrow, I really want to see what kind of cutie you are."

Ding dong.

【congratulations!Your love egg feels your deep love, and the hatching time is shortened by 30 minutes, please continue to work hard! [Eggy Happy.jpg]]

Tch, it's only been half an hour like last time, it's so stingy, Yulin couldn't help rolling her eyes.

At this time, Aunt Zhou's voice came from outside: "Boss, the meal is ready, and I put it on the table."

Yulin responded, and took the egg out of the bedroom, so as not to detain him for another 3 hours after being separated for a long time.

Usually, if he was at home at noon or evening, Zhao Haichang would send Aunt Zhou to the backyard to eat alone after Zhao Haichang cooked the meal, which was better than ordering takeaway.

Aunt Zhou had prepared the meals on the stone table under the plum tree, and when she looked up, she saw Yulin walking over with a big white egg in her hand, and said, "Hey, what is this, a goose egg?"

Yulin herself didn't know, so she casually said, "Maybe."

"Do you want me to take it to the front and let Xiao Zhao fry a poached egg for you?"

As soon as Aunt Zhou's words fell, Yulin felt the big white egg in his hand move slightly, as if a little uneasy, and couldn't help feeling relieved, but after thinking about it, she refused: "No, I don't want to eat fried eggs today , go get busy."

One is that he is not interested in fried eggs, and the other is that his curiosity about what can be hatched from a big white egg has the upper hand. Let's talk about it later.

Aunt Zhou was also very curious, and asked, "What are you doing with a goose egg?"

Yulin smiled and said, "Don't do anything, just play around."

"Then you play slowly, I'm going to work." Aunt Zhou said and went to the front yard. It will be 12 o'clock soon, and guests are coming.

She doesn't understand why Yulin suddenly has a hobby of playing with eggs, but her boss has always been a maverick, he doesn't take the usual path, and he can play whenever he wants.

Anyway, goose eggs are not worth much, and it’s okay to drop them.

Yulin sat down at the stone table, ate with chopsticks in his right hand, and twirled the big white egg with his left hand, just like an old man walking in the park playing health balls, killing two birds with one stone.

In the afternoon, the aquarium came to deliver the goods. The water lilies were replanted, the koi were re-fed, and the previous scene was barely restored.

The guy who delivered the goods said: "Boss, this kind of koi is rather delicate. If you don't pay attention, you may get sick. If you have any problems, just let me know. We can replace two for you for free, or send some medicine."

Yulin turned the egg in his hand and said, "Okay, I have a heart."

In fact, in the past, whether it was planting flowers or raising fish, he was no problem. They were even fresher than those sold in other shops. It was all because of this broken egg that fell into his pond without dying.

Hmph, when the big white egg hatches later, we can avenge the old and new hatreds together!

From this day on, Yulin began to play with eggs, no, during the day when the eggs were hatched, she hardly left her body during the day, and put them next to the pillow at night.This is indeed a bit troublesome. If it wasn't for revenge, he would definitely get impatient and throw it away within two days.

It is inconvenient and unsightly to carry an egg in his hand when going out, so he carries a cloth bag and puts the big white egg in the bag, so that outsiders cannot see what it is.

Occasionally, when Yulin was in a good mood, she would pinch her nose and say a few soft words of "care and love", and the incubation time would be shortened a bit.

Zhao Haichang and the others made a fuss when they saw it at first, but it was not surprising when they saw it more later.

Aunt Zhou also joked: "Brother Yu is carrying eggs every day, maybe one day a gosling will really hatch."

Yulin couldn't help but smiled slightly: "That's a good thing, when the time comes to fatten up, let's cook a big goose in an iron pot."

Zhao Haichang jokingly said: "This dish is good, it will definitely be popular!"

"Let's talk later."

Yulin actually has no intention of sharing it with others.

Qingshi Shenjun is his enemy, and has nothing to do with others. When this broken egg is hatched, no matter what it is, he will eat it by himself, and will not give a drop of soup to others. This is enough to relieve hatred !

The author has something to say: Qingshi Shenjun: I love you to the point of killing you, I understand~