On the correct posture for hatching dragon eggs

Yulin had a sudden thought, if he didn't sleep tonight and fanned the big white egg all night, would the Qingshi Shenjun come out tomorrow?

That being the case, he was impolite, and raised his palm to the left and right, crackling several times, and a reward message popped up on the phone again.

[Congratulations, your close contact with the love egg will help the growth and development of the embryo, and the incubation time will be shortened by 30 minutes, please continue to work hard! [Eggy Happy.jpg]]

Yulin: "..."

It was 3 hours just now, but now it has become 30 minutes. Does the shrinkage need to be so serious!Another beating may only reward 3 minutes or even 3 seconds, which is not worthwhile.

Can't the same kind of "intimate contact" be used frequently in a short period of time, otherwise the effect will be greatly reduced?

The Spicy Chicken APP is really stingy.

In fact, even if the beating is shortened by 3 hours, there is a high probability that Yulin will not implement it. There are 24 hours in a day, and 30 days is 720 hours. How long does it take to hatch.The shell of this cracked egg was too hard, like a rock, and his fingers would hurt if he slapped it twice. He was afraid that his hand would be broken before the egg hatched.

What's more, Yulin has always had a regular schedule, staying up late and beating eggs hurts his mind and body, and may cause hair loss. The price is too high, he can't bear this crime, so let it go.

Seeing that it was almost eleven o'clock, Yulin relaxed on the pillow and started his nightly routine, placing an order for a long-term cooperative organic farm.

In recent years, life has become extremely intelligent and convenient, and many tasks can be done without leaving home, only using a mobile phone.In the early years, Yulin's parents had to go to the farmer's market every day to buy vegetables and goods every day, and then toiled on a tricycle to pull them back. A bead of sweat dropped eight petals, and it was really not easy to earn some money.Now Yulin only needs to place an order online with his fingers, and the merchant will deliver the goods to the door at the specified time, which is most suitable for lazy people like him.

When Yulin was renovating the small restaurant, he went to the suburbs of Yuncheng to investigate and compare, and finally decided on Xinmei Organic Ecological Farm as his food supplier.

The scale of this farm is relatively large, and there are all kinds of green and organic agricultural and sideline products. Of course, the price is a bit more expensive than those sold in the general market, but it is fresh, healthy and tastes better. This is one of the reasons why the business of the small restaurant can continue to flourish. .

Yulin has been cooperating with Xinxinmei for two years, and he knows the amount of fresh ingredients that the small restaurant needs every day. It is enough to purchase online one or two days in advance, and the farm will deliver the goods at ten o'clock the next morning according to his request. Door-to-door, a set of procedures are clear, convenient and fast.

After 10 minutes, Yulin finished the dishes for tomorrow, and then made a recipe and sent it to Zhao Haichang. The job as the boss was considered complete.

Then I opened the background of a certain food ordering app, and saw that the order for the small restaurant had been queued for ten days. Yulin yawned and turned off the phone in satisfaction.

My life is so ordinary, yet organized, everything is under control.

No, the next month shouldn't be dull.

Yulin glanced at the big white egg next to the pillow, and squeezed her fingers into a crackling sound, "Small, just wait for me."

……

The fairy mountains are ethereal, the fairy music is fluttering, and the days in the heaven are happy and carefree.

However, like the human world, the heavens are divided into different classes.For example, the Sanqing Great Emperor Shifang Tianzun and the like are of course the gods, and the dojo they live in is extraordinary, magnificent, and has many attendants.Yulin had just ascended recently, and his qualifications were still relatively inexperienced. He lived in the relatively remote Yunmiao Peak. He was the only immortal on the entire mountain, plus two cleaning boys.

After entering Yunmiao Peak, Yulin continued to practice for half of the day, and spent the other half of the day basking in the sun on the platform in front of the gate, looking at the scenery, or wandering around in the mountains.

Although Yunmiao Peak is not as majestic and majestic as other fairy mountains, it is more beautiful.Yulin lives on the hillside, and there are many peach trees planted in front of and behind the house. When they bloom, they are like clouds and brocades, shining brightly and beautifully.

When the peach blossoms fall, the tree is full of fruit. Although it does not have the great tonic effect of improving cultivation and prolonging life like the queen mother's flat peach, it tastes sweet and delicious. Yulin likes it very much and often eats it as a meal.

Being a fairy is good in everything, but there is one thing that is not as good as the world, that is, there is nothing delicious.

Most immortals have little desire for food and drink, and can maintain their survival needs only by inhaling wind and drinking dew on a daily basis.Yulin was not particular about other things when he was cultivating the Tao, but he was picky about his diet. After being reborn and entered the heaven, although his realm had improved, he still felt a little dissatisfied in this aspect. He was not hungry, but just greedy.

The two boys serving Yulin are only responsible for his daily life and cleaning, and they don't know how to cook at all. Only this mountain of peaches can make him open his belly and eat enough.

After visiting all of her mountain tops, Yulin would go out for a trip from time to time, broaden her horizons, and make other fairy friends by the way.

On this day, I heard that Wangxi Mountain, which has been vacant in the northeast of Yunmiao Peak, has a new neighbor who has moved in. Yulin was curious about the origin of the other party, and secondly, he was idle, looking for something to do. The time was good, so I picked a basket of red and big peaches as a gift, and went to visit my new neighbors.

When walking halfway, a female fairy suddenly came to face her. She was dressed in a water-red neon dress, with a graceful figure and a beautiful appearance.

Before attaining enlightenment, Yulin concentrated on her spiritual practice and kept herself a virgin. After she became a fairy, her worldly desires and desires were greatly reduced, and she didn't think much about men and women.But everyone has a love for beauty, and Yulin still has a bit of face control. When she saw the female fairy who could be called outstanding even in the heaven, she couldn't help but stop and admire it.

The female fairy seemed to be on her way. When she saw Yulin, her eyes lit up, and she flew towards him. After a hasty salute, her red lips parted slightly: "This fairy seems to have never seen it before. How dare you ask where the house is?" place?"

"My Dao has soared not long ago, and my name is Yulin Daoist." Yulin responded, stretching out his hand and pointing at Yunmiao Peak, which was looming in the mist not far away, "The humble house is right there."

The female fairy raised her pink neck slightly, took a look, and praised: "Surrounded by fairy clouds and full of aura, it is really a good place. I think it won't take long for a real person to achieve great cultivation."

Yunmiao Peak can only be regarded as a nameless hill among the countless heavens in the Holy Mountain and Holy Land. The beautiful female fairy was so praised, she was naturally happy in her heart, and said modestly: "The fairy is too famous, and the qualifications in this way are still young, and you need to practice hard before you can enter the realm."

The female fairy waited for a while, and seeing that he had nothing to say, and had no intention of inviting herself to Yunmiao Peak, she couldn't help showing a look of anxiety on her face: "Sorry, there are heavenly soldiers chasing me, can the real person let me go?" Go to the house to take refuge for a while?"

Yulin was very surprised: "Why did the heavenly soldiers chase you? Did something happen?"

Tears welled up in the female fairy's eyes, and she wanted to cry: "To tell you the truth, I am the maid of the Queen Mother, named Yanxia. Yesterday, a thousand-year-old purple lucidum was lost in the Queen Mother's garden. The land lord who guarded the garden suspected that I stole it." , the queen mother sent heavenly soldiers to arrest me and questioned me. But the conscience of heaven and earth, I did not steal that purple lucidum, but they didn't believe me, so I escaped as a last resort. The real person only needs to let me stay for a while, and wait for the heavenly soldiers to go elsewhere I'll leave right away, and I won't implicate you!"

Fairy Yanxia said that the pear blossoms were tearful and touching. Yulin has always been soft-hearted, and couldn't bear to hear it, so she agreed immediately: "Okay, you come with me."

He was about to take Yanxia to Yunmiao Mountain, so why not fly behind him like lightning, a man dressed in dark green clothes with golden thread and cloud patterns, with a tall and straight figure, stopped him and Yanxia: "You are going to go where?"

After seeing the man's appearance, Yulin couldn't help but startled for a moment, with long eyebrows drawn into his temples, starry eyes, jade face and red lips, plump and handsome, and he was born with a good appearance.

After soaring for several months, he had seen many immortals, big and small, but all of them were compared by this gentleman, and even Fairy Yanxia was dimmed by two points.

Yulin couldn't help giving a secret compliment in her heart, this man's demeanor is really extraordinary, but who is the Great Immortal?

Yanxia's expression changed slightly when she saw that immortal, and she immediately bowed to him: "See Qingshi Shenjun, I was invited by Master Yulin, and I am going to visit his Taoist residence for a while."

Qingshi Shenjun said with a blank expression: "It's a bunch of lies, you have violated the rules of heaven, if you don't confess your crime and be punished, how dare you abscond without permission?"

Yanxia's face paled in an instant, and she took a step forward to argue eagerly: "God knows, I didn't steal that purple lucidum in the queen mother's garden, I was wronged!"

Qingshi Shenjun flicked his wide sleeves, shaking the haze so that he staggered back a few steps, his handsome face was covered with ice and snow: "The land of Lingzhi Garden picked up a jade pendant that you dropped, so it is natural to suspect you. If you If you are really wronged, then you should clarify your grievances to the picket Lingguan, what are you running for?"

Yanxia choked for a moment, bit her water chestnut lip with her white teeth, and was momentarily speechless.

As soon as Yulin heard that there was still such a previous relationship, she persuaded: "Fairy Yanxia, ​​if this is the case, you should explain it clearly to them, otherwise you will be suspected of absconding in fear of crime."

Yanxia was eager and annoyed: "They won't listen to my explanation!"

Agitated, something fell out of her sleeve, it was a thousand-year-old purple lusciousness glowing with precious light.

Yulin couldn't believe it: "Fairy Yanxia, ​​did you lie to me just now? You stole this purple sesame from the Queen Mother's Garden?"

Yanxia's face turned pale, and she murmured: "Really, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hide it from you, but I really have some difficulties."

Yulin couldn't hide her disappointment, and asked with a frown, "What's your reason?"

"No amount of difficulty can cover up the fact that you violated the rules of heaven. And you," Qingshi Shenjun changed the subject, and glanced at Yulin with a pair of eyes like a bottomless pool. Not right, luckily I came in time, otherwise—”

Yulin didn't feel very good at first, but the hairs on her back stood on end when she was caught by that clear and lingering look, and said in disbelief, "Whoever doesn't know is innocent, and I didn't know she was a suspect who absconded, so why hide her?" explain?"

It's not long since he ascended, and he just met Yanxia, ​​how could he know that such a beautiful and flowery fairy would also steal things.

Qingshi Shenjun said mercilessly: "Before I came, you were going to take her to your Yunmiao Peak and let her hide."

Yulin was angry: "She said she was wronged, I just wanted to help her out of compassion!"

Qingshi Shenjun sneered: "What a compassionate heart, you will believe what she says, if she sells you, will you count the money for her?"

Yulin: "..."

Yanxia: "... Xiaoxian dare not."

The author has something to say: Yanxia: I always feel that I seem a little redundant...