What if the lord is too popular

Osamu Dazai returned slowly with a plastic bag containing sandwiches and coffee.

"Sorry for the long wait~"

His overjoyed greeting bounced off the walls, only to be met with the patter of rain.

The alley was already empty.

"Oh, really, where did Lantang-kun go?" Dazai Osamu sighed lightly, "Even if you want to leave, you should eat before leaving~"

The first rule of Mafia is to be fully prepared before the battle, come up with the so-called PlanABC, and eliminate any unexpected situations that may affect your performance.

He leaned against the wall to unpack the sandwich, not caring that the windbreaker on the back was wet with rain.

"I buy what I like to eat, it's so wise~"

Dazai took a sip of his coffee, feeling astonished by the heat.He squinted contentedly.

Quickly solve the simple lunch, and it's time to sell the coolies.

Dazai rolled up three rolls of plastic bags and stuffed them into the windbreaker, strode to the ground floor of the apartment where Yaozai and Tongmo lived.

He looked around and cleared an open space with barricades from nearby.

While working, he enthusiastically explained to passers-by:

"There will be construction going on here soon, please don't get close~"

"Miss, your hair is really good. Which brand of shampoo do you use?"

Dazai enjoyed himself, turning a blind eye to the disgusted eyes of passers-by.

Soon, he finished all this, patted the dust on his palm with satisfaction, and looked up.

The soaring 21st floor is bordered by lightning and thunder, and you can hear the sound of the wind blowing through the windows when you close your eyes.

Bang-dang-dang-

Bang-dang-dang-

Tong Mo eagerly stretched out his hand towards Yaozai, half of his face hidden in the wind and rain was like a ghost.

"There are only two paths before you, either join my sect, or allow me to understand human emotions."

[Otherwise I will jump from here in front of you. ]

Yaozai's heart skipped a beat, for the determination in Tongmo's tone.

In his impression, the Bliss leader has never been such an aggressive character, as if he would not hesitate to kill him if he didn't get what he wanted.

The body that suffered from the pain trembled slightly, Yaoya seemed to have no choice.

[I don't necessarily want to watch Tong Mo die. ]

Although he hates being coerced.

Yaozai pursed his lips, and approached over the twisted and tangled white telephone wires on the ground.

He grabbed Tong Mo's stiff and cold hand, and the moment his fingertips touched, it seemed that an electric current passed through his body.

Yaoza exerted a little force, trying to pull the opponent away from the danger zone.

After all, those windows could look like they could be shattered at any time.

Tong Mo shook his hand back unmoved, "So what is your choice?"

Yaozai sighed helplessly: "It's fine if I join the religion?"

Tong Mo tilted his head to look at him, Liuli's eyes sparkled.

"You have to submit an application to the leader first." He slowly showed a sacred smile: "But now the situation is special, verbal is fine."

Yaoza let out a light snort, he didn't expect Tong Mo to hide a strong soul under his kind appearance.

He curled up the corners of his mouth as if disarming and surrendering:

"Dear Lord of the Bliss Sect, would you allow me, Yoya Ubuyashiki, to join your sect?"

Tong Mo's eyes widened, pretending to be surprised for a moment.

"Alright then, I will allow you to become the 251st member of the Bliss Sect."

Yaozai took advantage of the opportunity to pull him closer, and looked at his bare feet with a little concern.

"are not you cold?"

Tong Mo curled up his toes indifferently: "I'm very happy now."

"Aren't you incapable of understanding human emotions?" Yaozai was skeptical.

"Yeah, but I think I 'should feel' happy right now."

Tong Mo laughed carefree, with an innocence that was incompatible with adults.

Yaoya frowned, feeling a subtle sense of weirdness in his heart.

"Hurry up and go back and put on your shoes, and wipe your hair as well."

"Hmm."

Tong Mo took Yaozai's hand and walked into the room, "By the way, why don't we find another hidden place to live together?"

"live together?"

"That's right. As heterogeneous companions, we have to be together forever."

Tong Mo stared at him steadfastly, with a smile that was too natural to make people shudder.

"..."

Yaoza's palms were sweating instantly, before he could speak, suddenly—

A threatening chill came from behind.

Yaozai looked back and saw that the water droplets on the window had condensed into ice, covering the entire glass at an extremely fast speed.

"How is this going?"

With an irrelevant smile on his lips, Tong Mo asked ignorantly.

As soon as the words fell, there was a loud click!

The battered window finally broke, and the tempered glass splashed in all directions, coming straight at the two of them like sharp knives.

"Beware!"

Yoya covered Tong Mo's face with his wide kimono sleeves, and wanted to move him to the inside of the room.

Too late to take action.

click click click—

The familiar solid ice immobilized his ready-to-move feet and moved up with his torso, preventing him from moving.

Witnessing this scene, Tong Mo blinked in a daze, but there was nothing in the colorful glazed pupils.

Dense raindrops scrambled to hit the floor of the room.

Yaozai shuddered, looked up, and saw that the window was supposed to be wide open.

There stood a young man with a distorted expression, his golden hair shining like the sun.

"Lantang?" Yaozai gasped in disbelief. "Why are you here?"

The call turned on the switch for the vampire's rage.He jumped off the window frame with a livid face.

"You are anxious to let me move out of your house because of him?"

Yaozai was taken aback, Lantang obviously had been in ambush for a long time.

Tong Mo's cohabitation invitation is probably an opportunity for him to show up irresistibly.

He licked his dry lips: "Listen to me, we are not the relationship you think."

"Hehe." Tong Mo smiled with great interest.

As if very curious about the "that kind of relationship" that Yaozai said, eyes full of thirst for knowledge wandered back and forth between the two.

but-

This is also a disguise.

An angry vampire won't listen to a betrayer at all.

He passed by with a cold killing intent, smiled contemptuously at Yaozai, and unexpectedly turned to Tong Mo.

"! Run!"

Yaozai who sensed Lantang's intentions shouted hoarsely.

But the person concerned turned a deaf ear, still letting the vampire force him to the corner with an unpredictable smile.

Tong Mo tilted his head eagerly.

"What do you want, sir?"

Lan Tang's icy blue eyes flashed a ray of surprise.He sneered: "Of course—"

[Throws you out of here and smashes you to pieces. ]

The vampire waited for Tong Mo's face to bloom with horror, but the other party just stared at him without blinking.

Those rare glazed pupils even harbored anticipation, as if predicting that he would not dare to do so.

"..."

Lan Tang was furious, so he used the same trick again to make Tong Mo into an ice sculpture and threw it out of the window.

"Tong Mo!" At the same time as the leader disappeared, Yaoza, who was struggling violently, paused and looked at the blond youth.

click-

The ice that imprisoned his body shattered.

Lan Tang hurriedly ran to Yaozai's side: "Are you okay?"

"It's okay," Yaozai said concisely, picking up a piece of ice from the ground and scratching his feet fiercely.

Hiss—

The blood flowed over Yaozai's white instep, and dripped to the ground to form a light pink flower.

"Thank you."

Yaozai patted Lantang on the shoulder, and when he passed by, there was a wonderful smell of blood.

The vampire couldn't help swallowing his saliva, watching Yaozai jump down from the 21st floor without thinking.

He held on to the window frame tightly, his sharp fangs pierced his lower lip, and the tip of his tongue casually licked his own blood, but his body clamored for more.

"Grumble~"

If I had known it earlier, I would have finished eating what Dazai Osamu bought.

The speed of the fall was faster than Tong Mo expected, and the wind slammed the face with cold raindrops.

He is like a free butterfly, spreading his wings and wandering between the sky and the earth.

How would it feel if a normal human being encountered this situation?

He always involuntarily wants to imitate, so as to become "ordinary" and blend into something.

Even the absurd rules of running a bar serve this purpose.

Tong Mo kept imagining, with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.

[Should be quite happy] was his conclusion after much deliberation.

Even so, the leader still has regrets.

Because Yuya Miyayashiki, who was promised to be together all the time, is not around.

What a liar.

Tong Mo was muttering, when someone yanked his belt.

"Cough, cough, cough." The cold wind poured into the throat, causing a light cough.

He restrained the sudden wanton smile on his lips, and turned his head with difficulty to find the instigator.

Ubuyashiki Yoya's anxious face came into view.

"Aren't you afraid?"

"Ah, so should I be afraid at this time?"

Tong Mo suddenly realized, thinking for a few seconds made his facial features crumpled into balls.

Vivid terror appeared on his face.

"like this?"

"..."

Tong Mo's flamboyant tone made Yaozai speechless.It seems that the Lord of Bliss really lacks emotion.

This discovery makes things tricky.

If you can't rely on putting Tong Mo in danger and spying on his strength.

So-

Mature planners must have PlanABC at all times.

Miyashiki decided to change strategy.

"Yaoya can teleport, right? Then we'll be fine~"

"It's already been used." Yaozai said helplessly.

"what?"

"I have already used it to catch up with you, and there is no way to use it again."

Tong Mo looked at him blankly: "Then we...?"

"Because I pulled you just now, now we are equivalent to falling from the fourth floor."

"The fourth floor should not die."

Tong Mo breathed out a long breath, feeling relieved.

"That's not even possible."

While speaking, the scene on the ground gradually became clear, and people's screams swarmed.

Tong Mo groped and grabbed his hand.

"Will Yaoza be afraid too?"

The Bliss leader didn't know what kind of answer he was expecting.

"That's right," Yaozai told the truth, and after thinking about it, he added: "But when I'm with Tong Mo, I don't seem so scared anymore."

"Well, me too. Though I don't know what 'scar' is."

Yuya Ubuyashiki smiled inappropriately, because when he saw Osamu Dazai with his hands in the pockets of the windbreaker, his iris-colored pupils were full of his reflection.

If it follows the current curve, it is likely to fall on the curly-haired youth.

Just as he was thinking, Dazai took a few steps back as if in a heartbeat, picked up the phone and put it next to his ear, the smile prepared for him on his lips did not change for a moment.

boom-

At the same time that Yaozai and Tongmo fell to the ground, the phone in Dazai's hand was connected.

He covered his mouth, letting his tone be mixed with calculated panic.

"Hello, is it a hospital? This is XXXX Street. Two people fell down just now. Please send someone to rescue quickly."

Dazai's gaze separated from Lan Tang who was hiding in the crowd wearing a black hat and mask.

tap tap —

The vampire suppressed desire, clenched his fists and moved in the opposite direction of the noise.

After Dazai made the emergency call, under the horrified gaze of the crowd, he forcibly broke Yaoza and Tong Mo's intertwined fingers, and helped him wipe the mottled blood on his cheeks.

The surging pain all over his body made Yaoza have no strength to speak.I can only watch the young man do whatever he wants, even his actions are not gentle.

He heard Dazai gnashing his teeth and approaching:

[You really tossed yourself until there was only one breath left.This is not mildly masochistic. ]

Under the young man's jealous tone, Yaozai passed out contentedly.

[But you said you would save me as soon as possible. ]

The author has something to say: Gao Liang: Do not imitate dangerous behaviors! ! !