Ozzy didn't know how he easily accepted that he was no longer a vampire. Anyway, when he came back to his senses, he had already been arranged in Dazai Osamu's room, sharing the same bed with him, and sharing a bed with him every day. Cook and commute to work with him.

Osamu Dazai said he was too poor to afford a big house with two bedrooms.And Oz, who also has no human currency, is even more worried. He has long heard that everything in the world is exchanged for money. Now he doesn't even have anything of value to pay Dazai Osamu as rent.

So he sleeps in Dazai's arms every day, always awakened by the itch caused by the other's breath passing over his neck, and sometimes he has to bear the heat of a quilt—although for him Said that most of the time the temperature in the quilt is very suitable - it's so hot, Dazai even has to pull him, let his back against Dazai's chest, Ozzy thinks that he may be used as a pillow .

But even if he is treated as a pillow, he can't resist, because he is indeed living and living in Dazai Osamu's house for free.

He also lied to Osamu Dazai, saying that his cooking skills are not very good, and the food he makes is only average.This made Ozzy very guilty. After all, in his opinion, the various delicacies delivered by Osamu Dazai with a hopeful expression every day really made him drool in his dreams.

Being a human being is really a blessing. You can eat delicious food every day, but you don't want blood to drink cold blood.

Holding the glass, Ozzy sniffed the sour smell of grapefruit inside, and began to salivate uncontrollably.

He is always amazed by the creativity of human beings. Who would have thought that the taste of grapefruit and honey would be so good after being soaked together!

This is the afternoon tea that Osamu Dazai prepared for him, and there is a piece of cake beside it. Osamu Dazai said that it is a style he learned a few years ago, and he only knows how to make this kind of cake.

The cake is delicious, and the honey grapefruit water is also delicious.

It’s just that it’s too easy to go bad living with humans, and he has already begun to learn to be “greedy”, especially when he finds that Osamu Dazai seems to meet his requirements without a bottom line, the unstoppable desire/desire will be Will go on a rampage in the bottom of my heart.

Like now.

The cup of coffee in Osamu Dazai's hand seemed delicious.Osamu Dazai always made honey water or milk for Ozzy, while he himself took a sip of dark coffee.

"Dazai..." Ozzy moved slowly from the other side of the sofa to Dazai's side, and sniffed at Dazai's cup, "What are you drinking?"

Osamu Dazai raised his hand and covered Ozzy's face with a booklet in his hand: "Be careful if it splashes on you, sit farther away."

"But I want to drink yours, and I want to read this book you are reading."

"You won't like to drink it, isn't honey sweet?"

"Cunning human! You must have kept the good drink for yourself! I don't care, I just want to drink!"

Oz pretended to be vicious, grinned and pretended that his fangs were still there, and stood on the sofa to scare Osamu Dazai.

It's a pity that he didn't stand firm, and stepped into the gap between the two sofa cushions, and was caught by Osamu Dazai in exclamation, and fished into Osamu Dazai's single sofa.

"...I really can't see that you were so lively when you were young." Osamu Dazai sighed, and brought the cup to Ozzy's mouth, "It's completely different from when you grew up."

Ozzy snorted twice, simply sat in the circle Dazai had drawn for him, and took a big gulp while holding Dazai's hand as a cup handle.

Before the liquid in his mouth could be swallowed, the taste buds detected the strong bitter taste in his mouth and began to issue warnings one after another, which made Ozzy's head swell and ache.

He puffed his cheeks, and couldn't swallow the coffee in his mouth no matter what, but Osamu Dazai was still laughing at him.

"I told you you wouldn't like it."

Ozzy closed his eyes, took a deep breath, swallowed his coffee with a wrinkled face, and hurried to eat a big bite of cake to recover.

Osamu Dazai was helpless: "If it doesn't taste good, just spit it out, why swallow it."

Ozzy rubbed his face and felt that his whole mouth was starting to go numb: "Because it would be a waste to spit it out, it's Dazai's making it."

After finishing speaking, he turned his head, with doubts on his face. He didn't understand why Osamu Dazai refused to drink the delicious honey grapefruit water, and wanted to drink this bitter thing: "Do human beings like bitter taste?"

Osamu Dazai closed the booklet and put it safely into the inner pocket of his clothes: "Probably because human beings have a way to turn this bitterness into sweetness."

"With sugar and honey?"

"Yes, there are other ways."

"Another way?"

Oz thought for a while, then lowered his head dejectedly, feeling that he still didn't understand human beings. After learning from Osamu Dazai for so long, he still couldn't fully grasp the various skills of human beings.

"It's so hard being a human."

Osamu Dazai enjoyed this kind of ordinary chatting time between the two of them. He asked Ozzy to come closer to him - Ozzy was completely used to this close distance - patted the pillow soft, and then the two of them leaned together. above.

Osamu Dazai said, "Then why should it be simple?"

Oz thought of Osamu Dazai's boss.

They had met the serious boss once when they went for a walk together after dinner.At that time, he was feeding the cat, with a small dried fish in his left hand and a box of unopened cans in his right hand. His frown almost scared the cat away.

Osamu Dazai said that his boss often feeds the cats all over the street, chasing after the cats and stuffing them with food, so every cat near his company is round and chubby.

Oz said: "Be a cat, lie in the sun every day and bask in the sun, and someone will feed food to your mouth."

"Cat," Osamu Dazai thought for a while, "A cat is an animal that distinguishes humans by smell. For example, Ozzy is a kitten now, and Osamu Dazai is a person who often feeds kittens. Ozzy remembers Dazai. Osamu Dazai's smell, so I won't be afraid of Osamu Dazai's approach."

"But one day, Osamu Dazai approached other kittens, fed them food, and was rubbed by the kittens. In this way, the smell of Osamu Dazai was not that of Osamu Dazai, so when he went to Osamu Ozzy won't know Ozzy Dazai anymore."

Ozzy, who was leaning on Dazai Osamu's shoulder, jumped up suddenly, and asked nervously, "What if I don't know you?"

His eyes were wide open, and he quickly entered the identity of Ozzy's kitten. He bared his teeth and paws at Dazai Osamu, and still did not forget to complain aggrievedly: "Why did you run to feed other cats!"

Osamu Dazai couldn't laugh or cry: "This is just a hypothesis."

"Then why are you feeding other cats!"

"Sorry, I won't feed you anymore."

"But I don't know you anymore, what's the use of not feeding you in the future! If that happens, I'll run away!"

Osamu Dazai thought for a while, then pulled Ozzy back to his side, caressed his hair that had started to grow, pinched the ends of the hair and twirled it with his fingertips.

"It doesn't matter if we don't know each other." He smiled silently, holding the purring kitten in his arms. "Osamu Dazai will keep pestering Ozzy kitten until Ozzy knows him again."

"Will they meet again?"

"I can."

Oz was still tirelessly asking Dazai the reason why they met again. Dazai couldn't find a suitable reason to answer, so he could only pat him on the back, hoping that he could be patted by him like a kitten Then go to sleep.

Oz, who thought he had been perfunctory, became even more angry, and he almost lay down on Osamu Dazai, trying to force him to find out a result.

Oz was really different in the past than it is now.

Osamu Dazai was a little dazed.

He hasn't remembered the first time he met Oz, so until now he will hold the booklet he wrote, read it word by word, and then imagine what kind of scene it would be at that time , What a look on Ozzy's face.

In every line of records, Ozzy seems to be a quiet person, no matter what happens, he will choose to deal with Dazai and take care of Dazai patiently, just like what Dazai is doing now.

The Ozzy in the brochure seems completely different from the Ozzy in front of me.

But if you observe carefully, they have many similarities, for example, they still like sweets so much, they are easily shy, and they trust Dazai unconditionally.

Maybe it will take until Ozzy's magic power is fully recovered before he can release the curse that seals his memory.

Who would have thought that the two of them who are now intimately squeezed into the armchair have experienced amnesia?

Osamu Dazai was so entangled by him that he had no choice but to find an excuse temporarily: "Because it's a fairy tale, and the ending of fairy tales is always happy."

Ozzy looked at Osamu Dazai suspiciously: "Is the story between Ozzy the cat and Osamu Dazai a fairy tale?"

Osamu Dazai: "Do you like humans a little more today?"

Oz: "I didn't like it... No! You didn't answer my question! Cunning human!"

"Didn't you ask me just now, how do humans turn coffee into sweetness? Why don't you study this topic today. After learning this, you should be able to better integrate into human society."

"...Really? You're not lying to me, are you?"

"Really, think about it, if someone wants to invite you to drink coffee, after you learn it, you will be able to make the bitter coffee sweet, and you won't be suspected by humans for refusing the invitation of humans."

So Oz believed it.

Osamu Dazai got up and came back with a new cup of coffee. There was no sugar, no honey, and no milk in his hand. There was nothing that could sweeten the coffee in Oz's knowledge.

Coffee was placed between the two of them.

Even though Ozzy stared at the coffee, he couldn't find the mystery.

"Are you ready?" Dazai asked.

Ozzy cheered up: "Ready! I can definitely learn!"

Osamu Dazai nodded in satisfaction, quite like a famous teacher: "Then you have to look after it, this is a method unique to human beings, and I will only demonstrate it once."

Ozzy sat up straight and stared at the coffee.

Then, I saw Osamu Dazai bring the cup to his mouth, and took a sip naturally.

Are you coming?I can definitely learn to--

It was only halfway through the words to cheer himself up, and Ozzy's brain stopped working immediately.

Because Osamu Dazai's face suddenly enlarged in front of him.

To be honest, it wasn't the first time he stared at Osamu Dazai from such a distance.Sometimes when he wakes up from a dream, he can feel Osamu Dazai's breath on his eyelashes as long as he raises his head a little.

From being inexplicably hot at the beginning, he has gradually gotten used to it.

But that was at night, and it could cover up a lot of things, such as the rosiness on his face that couldn't disappear no matter what.

It's daytime!He could completely see his sluggish stupidity in Dazai Osamu's eyes.

Osamu Dazai still had a little bitter taste of coffee on his lips.At the beginning, Ozzy didn't realize why he was able to know the taste on Dazai Osamu's lips so clearly. Later, he discovered that the lips of the two of them had been seamlessly fitted together.

His chin was lifted by Osamu Dazai, his lips were occasionally pressed lightly, sometimes his lower lip was contained, and Osamu Dazai's teeth would imitate the action of biting him at such moments.

Later, when Oz saw the empty coffee cup, he slowly realized that Osamu Dazai had tricked him into drinking the whole cup of coffee.

Not a single drop was left, he drank until his mouth became numb, and his whole body became unbearably soft, he could only hang on Osamu Dazai's body and tremble.

Osamu Dazai smiled in his ear: "Look, is it not bitter anymore?"

Oz couldn't speak to refute him, he didn't pay attention to the taste in his mouth at all just now, and he didn't have the spare nerves to listen to whether his taste buds called the police or not.

Dazai Osamu, a badass human being, has been messing with him, tearing his soul out of his body, making it into soft glutinous rice cakes, and stuffing it back into his body.The most hateful thing is that he really didn't think of resisting at all.

Ozzy whimpered, lying on Dazai Osamu's shoulder unwilling to raise his head: "You lied to me."

Osamu Dazai kissed his ear: "I won't lie to you."

"You just lied to me!"

"Then tell me, is the coffee just bitter?"

"bitter!"

"Then you must have tasted it wrong, let's try again?"

"you--!"

Ozzy was so angry that his face was red. He was no longer a blood race, so he could completely feel the heart beating violently in his chest at this moment.

It jumps so fast, I don't know if it will be exhausted.Oz was a little worried.

"Ozzy, do you like humans a little more today?"

"no!"

"But only humans kiss people they like."

"I didn't like you!"

"I don't believe it, unless you can kiss me with dislike."

"Osamu Dazai—!"

hateful!When will I recover my memory and not be bullied by him!

The author has something to say:

It's finally over!

From unilaterally Ozzy doting on Dazai to now Dazai doting on Oz, it is really not easy.I originally planned to write a brainless cookie and finish the job, but I didn't expect that the more I walked in the middle, the more narrow the path, and I lived on the edge of being beaten every day (.

All of this must be an innocent mistake!It's all harmless!

Anyway, it's over!It's over!It's over!Thanks to the babies who have been accompanying Ozzy and Dazai until now QAQ Without you, this little cookie might end in Dazai Shark. The moment of Ozzy (what?

Love you guys!

Goodbye everyone!

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The next book "When a Literary Hero Is Forced into a Court Scheme" (sell shares and sell shares

This article is also known as "Sad Love: The Cruel Emperor's Pretty Concubine"

Little Tiger Concubine: So the current situation is that we have fallen into the dream of a person with supernatural powers, and we must successfully attack this person with supernatural abilities in order to escape smoothly.

Concubine Hat (with a strange look): As an aside, how did you restore your memory?

Delicate and weak concubine (coughing violently): Here, next...cough cough cough!Absolutely no such nasty things with men!

Concubine Hat: That's it.

Little Tiger Concubine (face flushed): We bumped into each other accidentally, and then I remembered. (Muttering)...Anyway, the condition for regaining memory is to be kissed by that man, and Mr. Nakaya must have kissed him too.

Princess Hat: Shut up!I have to find a way to let the mackerel recover (la) recover (ta) remember (xia) remember (shui)!He wants to be a demon concubine who will bring disaster to the country!horrible!Too spicy for the eyes!

Concubine Zai, who was alone and fragrant, smiled softly: Everyone calling me?

A fierce battle, an out-of-control ability, and a banquet of intrigue!Who will win the final victory in the competition? !

In the brightly lit harem, the faces of the concubines were gloomy, with fierce eyes, planning those unknown plans in their hearts...

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I am an unknown emperor, guarding a small country. I don't know why my harem is full of men, and even the ministers don't think there is anything wrong.

But the concubines came to greet me with murderous eyes every day, and I didn't even dare to say the suggestion of sending them home, woo woo woo!

Are you concubines or killers sent by the country next door!

I don't want to be the emperor anymore!

[Sand Glyph, please don't take it seriously! ! 】

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