The scum attack has the ability to chase after it.

Li Huan kept Xu Ziqian away for three full days.

It shows how much Xu Ziqian's poor technique cast a huge shadow on his heart.

In the past three days, he was thinking about a serious question, how should he start his chrysanthemum defense battle?

Persuading Xu Ziqian to only talk about spiritual love is obviously an unrealistic and immature idea.

So maybe drop it to once a year?

No, he can bear it once a month?

At most, once a week, no more.

After all, give him that place no matter what, let him have some recovery time.

On the fourth day, Li Huan finally opened the door for Xu Ziqian.

Xu Ziqian was full of joy, and was starting to prepare for the second round of "he must be comfortable this time", Li Huan was serious and serious, and talked to him about his thoughts.

In order to leave enough room for bargaining to the other party, Li Huan proposed the frequency as: "Once every three years."

Xu Ziqian's face was pitch black at a speed visible to Li Huan's naked eyes.

"The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl still meet once a year, you tell me once every three years?"

The dissatisfaction of the other party was beyond words.

"What do you say."

"three times a day."

Li Huan almost fell off the sofa.

With such a huge room for bargaining, he didn't expect Xu Ziqian to be so ruthless.

Who goes to buy clothes, the boss asks for 1000 yuan, you pay 1 yuan directly, and ask the boss to put on three pairs of socks?

"Impossible, at most once a year, my biggest concession."

Fortunately, this is not something that Xu Ziqian has the final say on.

"once a day."

It was very successful, at least the two of them began to approach in the opposite direction.

"Once every six months."

"Once every two days."

"At least once every three months." Li Huan did not forget to add the number of times.

Xu Ziqian's face turned darker, and he almost gritted his teeth: "Is that why you don't want to have sex with me?"

Li Huan nodded sincerely: "I don't want to."

Xu Ziqian: "..."

"Once every three months, I've reached my limit, Xu Ziqian, if you're going to push me into a hurry, don't even think about it."

What's the matter, this "clothes" belong to him, he can't sell them, unless Xu Ziqian wants them outright, he has to weigh them carefully.

"Twice a week is my limit. I'm a normal man."

"Then how did you solve it before me?"

"You want to know?" Xu Ziqian raised his eyebrows and looked at Li Huan.

Li Huan shook his head again and again: "Not interested, not interested."

Already talked about twice a week.

Then the bottom line of psychological estimation once a week is just one step away.

"Once a month is enough for me to give in."

Xu Ziqian's brows were tightly knit together, and finally, in a huff, he said word by word: "Once a week."

"Deal." Look, it's that simple to talk about a deal.

Xu Ziqian faintly realized something during Li Huan's straightforward transaction.

This little bastard has always been his fault.

I didn't think about it today, I calculated it for him.

However, looking at his relieved and smug face, Xu Ziqian felt that it was okay to let him calculate once in a while.

It's only once a week, this frequency really hurts his ass.

But one day, he will let him beg himself, night and night.

Xu Ziqian did one thing that he thought was the most embarrassing thing in his thirty years of life.

He signed up as a member of a gay dating software.

On the software sales platform, I bought a lot of online "calcium tablets".

In his life, he has studied mathematics, physics and chemistry, management, economics, taekwondo, musical instruments, calculations, tactics, and tactics. He never imagined that he would learn "knowledge in bed" one day.

In those three years, I did not know how many times I rode on Li Huan's body, and it is not an exaggeration to say that I have experienced many battles.

As a result, I was told that the level was too low and the technology was too poor.

If you want to be successful, stay on Li Huan's bed forever, what the hell? Reset everything to zero and start training again.

What does it feel like?

It's as if you think you are a math genius, but people tell you that the math is taught by the physical education teacher.

Stunned or not?

Of course.

But that person was Li Huan, and he could see the pain of that person under his body.

He can only go back and find a serious math teacher to make up lessons.

In addition to online tutorials: calcium tablets.

He also bought offline tutoring books: "GANG Sex Skills", "The Charm of Foreplay", "The Way of Chrysanthemums"

However, he was really busy with work, and he was conflicted about being sent back to make up lessons again, so he didn't study hard.

So, once a week for the first one.

Not surprisingly, Li Huan gave him another one-star negative review.

In addition, there is no time behind closed doors, and the deadline is uncertain.

Xu Ziqian hadn't seen Li Huan for five days.

Think hard.

The first thing I do after get off work in the evening is to knock on Li Huan's door.

Without knocking, Li Huan still turned him away on the grounds that he was not feeling well.

Xu Ziqian returned home dejected.

Going upstairs and entering the room, looking at the book on the bed - "The Charm of Foreplay", I feel even more irritable.

"I've fucking done the foreplay as required, why can't I do it? Who the hell wrote this shitty book, it's useless."

Picking it up and flipping through a few pages, Xu Ziqian threw the book away.

But after a while, I still got up and picked up the book.

He looks very much like a student who doesn't want to endorse but is unable to resist the fate of the exam.

He patted the book back on the bedside table, and suddenly found that a piece of paper was exposed in the book.

Xu Ziqian took it out and saw that it was the author's QR code.

Added in the mood of questioning the other party.

It is a private number, not a public number.

Xu Ziqian opened the door and said directly: "Is there a bird for that broken book of yours?"

The author is probably also ignorant, thinking that the person who added him might be a little fanboy, and if he is not a little fanboy, he is also a flirt, but it turned out that the one who took the gunpowder came to the number one.

But I have to say, he was a very gentle person.

"Hello, what's the matter, sir?"

"I'm not good. My daughter-in-law doesn't want me to go to bed. I'm not good at all. I'm full of anger. I did what your book said. It's useless."

"Sir, I would like to ask, is it that you are unable to satisfy your wife?"

This question made Xu Ziqian want to smash his phone: "What do you mean you can't be satisfied? Are you courting death?"

"Sir, please calm down, I am willing to listen to you and answer any questions for you."

"any problem?"

"Anything?" Rather than having a thick book with text descriptions that would bother people, it would be easier to ask others to get straight to the point.

"Yes, any."

"Let me declare first that it's not that I'm not good, but that I'm too good. My wife can't stand it, and it hurts a lot every time."

"Is this the first time for your wife, or the previous few times?"

"No, it's been a few years."

"How many years? No, you should have gotten used to it. May I ask if your wife has hemorrhoids?"

"Your wife has hemorrhoids."

"Sir, I'm sorry, I offended you, can you tell me why you bought my book?"

"Study, make him comfortable."

"You will buy this book. It seems that there is usually no foreplay with your wife, right?"

Xu Ziqian had to admit: "Yes."

"That's not lubricated either?"

"Ah."

"Then, knowing that he is in pain, will you do some bow extension?"

"What bow length?"

"Sir, I probably understand. In this way, let me send you a teaching video. It is not convenient for me to explain it to you in detail. I am afraid that I am afraid that my husband will not be happy."

"Are you suffering?"

"Yes, sir."

"It's time for me to ask you a question, is it addictive? As a subject."

"Yes, sir."

"After being addicted, will you be inseparable, thinking about it every day?"

"Yes, sir."

"Thanks, by the way, your book, please inform the publishing house to reprint it, I will buy [-] copies personally."

"Sir, you are joking."

"The teaching video is sent, don't be too disgusting."

"Sir, I just saw your circle of friends. Are you Mr. Xu from the Jianuo Group?"

"something wrong?"

"No, thank you for your willingness to buy my book. If you have any questions, you can consult me ​​in private, and I will keep it confidential for you."

"Understood, goodbye."

"Goodbye."

After the chat, Xu Ziqian quickly received three videos.

Because WeChat cannot send videos longer than 5 minutes.

The three parts total about 15 minutes.

A real instructional video.

Compared with the kind of "calcium tablets" that simply go straight to the theme, this small video definitely benefits people a lot.

Xu Ziqian read it back and forth several times, and took a notebook to record the strategy and key points.

He even paused to take screenshots of the brands of auxiliary products that appeared in the "educational film".

When the next week comes once a week.

Li Huan has done a strong psychological construction.

But when sitting in Xu Ziqian's car, he still had the urge to jump out of the car.

This time, Xu Ziqian said, take him to the hotel.

From the moment Li Huan got into the car, he was sweating nervously.

When he arrived at the hotel, he thought with all his heart that if there were hog-killing noises later, this place would be no different from the empty Fontaine community. Would the people in the next room think that there was a murder and call the police.

It seems that maybe I can only bear it.

Following Xu Ziqian into the elevator, Xu Ziqian pressed the ground floor.

"Live on the first floor?"

"This is a hot spring hotel, and every room on the first floor has a hot spring."

spa.

Li Huan likes it.

I feel a little more relaxed.

"This place is pretty good, is it an open-air hot spring?"

"Yes, but the hot spring in our room is an indoor hot spring. With the curtains closed, we can't see it from the outside."

The last few words are too suggestive.

Li Huan realized that he might be planning to, in the water...

It might be a good way to ease the pain too.

Entering 1206, the room is huge, and the decoration and layout style reveals one word: expensive.

The living room is made in a Japanese style, with a low tea table on the tatami and a flower arrangement on the tea table, which is very artistic.

Inside is the room, with two sets of Japanese-style bathrobes on the white sheets.

The bedside is lit with aromatherapy, which smells sweet and pleasant.

The room is a big balcony.

I thought there was no view on the first floor, but outside the balcony, there is a flowing hot spring water belt. There is a door on the balcony that can be opened. Go down the steps and you will be directly in the hot spring. There are many small fish in the water, which eat dead skin.

Half of the steps are in the water.

Li Huan rolled up his trouser legs and sat on the steps separating wet and dry, enjoying the childish fun and happiness of a small fish eating his feet.

Xu Ziqian came behind him: "Is it okay?"

"Well, not bad, there are a little fewer people." There were several rooms around, and no one came out from the balcony.

"I've booked this hotel today. Of course there are few people."

Li Huan: "...you rich man."

"That way you can bark as much as you like at night."

Li Huan rolled his eyes: "Screaming?"

Xu Ziqian smiled dotingly, and rubbed his hair: "Change your clothes, you haven't visited the indoor hot spring yet."

That's right, I didn't find any indoor hot springs when I came in.

Li Huan became curious, climbed up the stairs, and returned to the room.

The author has something to say

Trembling, Mr. Hexie begs to be let go.

Goodnight, everyone.

I want to drive a dirty car.

But can't.

Ever since, I thought about building a group.

I feel troublesome again.

So, try to be as dirty as possible tomorrow, and if you want to be full, you have to bring your own imagination.