The scum attack has the ability to chase after it.

small theater

an interview.

Moderator: The author kisses me.

Guests: Husband and wife Leng Mobai.

Before the interview started, the host’s mother’s inner monologue: I don’t know if I can survive the entire interview, especially in the part of answering fans’ questions. I don’t know if Leng Mobai will cut me to death with his bare hands.

The interview officially started, with a professional smile on his face.

"Today we are very honored to have Leng Mo, Bai Shenli and his wife on the scene. Next, let us welcome the two of you with warm applause."

The two played one after another and sat opposite the author's mother.

Cold and white, just like his surname, with a flat face.

Shen Li, the little daughter-in-law, said shyly, this is not bad.

The author's mother: "Then the interview has begun, both of you, let me introduce you first."

Leng Mobai: "Leng Mobai."

Shen Li: "Hi everyone, my name is Shen Li, nice to meet you all."

The author's mother: "Today, I am honored to invite two of you to participate in our program. When I saw the two of you on the stage, their fingers were intertwined. They are really loving."

Leng Mobai: "Oh!"

Shen Li: "Hehe."

The author's mother: "Mr. Leng doesn't talk much, is it like this in daily life?"

Leng Mobai: "Oh!"

Shen Li: "No, he usually talks a lot and is very friendly, but he is nervous on TV and not good at speaking."

The author's mother: "That's it, then in order to let Mr. Leng relax, let's play a small game. The game is very simple. I ask a question, and the answer is written on the question board between the two of you. It is mainly to test the tacit understanding between the two."

Leng Mobai: "Boring."

Shen Li: "Yes."

Come up on the board.

The author's mother: "The first question, who is chasing whom?"

10 seconds later.

Write in cold ink and white: "Me."

Shen Li wrote: "Me."

The author's mother: "The two really have a tacit understanding, ha ha. Next question, how does Mr. Shen address Mr. Leng in his daily life?"

10 seconds later.

Cold ink and white writing: "Husband."

Shen Li wrote: "Husband."

The author's mother: "Sweet, sweet. In the company, who do you listen to?"

Leng Mobai wrote: "He listens to me."

Shen Li wrote: "I listen to him."

The author's mother smiled at her aunt: "What about the family?"

Leng Mobai: "Are you asking about the bed, or under the bed?"

Shen Li: "You are going to die, you."

The author's mother gossips: "On the bed, on the bed."

Cold ink and white writing: "None of your business."

Shen Li wrote: "I listen to him."

The author's mother: "A personal question, Mr. Leng, is Mr. Shen satisfied?"

Leng Mobai: "Nonsense."

The author's mother: "I'm asking Mr. Shen, Mr. Leng's nonsense and so on." (Survival by being cute)

Shen Li: "If you don't make me faint all the time, it's actually quite, very satisfying."

The author's mother: "Good answer, Mr. Leng, I am willing, I am willing to pass out."

Leng Mobai: "Get lost."

Shen Li: "..."

The author's mother: "Just kidding. Then comes the last question, have the two of you applauded for love in the office?"

Cold ink and white writing: "Passed."

Shen Li wrote: "Yes."

The author's mother: "The warm-up game is over, has Mr. Leng's tension eased?"

Leng Mobai: "There's so much nonsense."

Shen Li: "That's the way he is, please forgive me."

The author's mother: "It's okay, the son I wrote by myself, I still don't know what virtue it is. -Then the next step is to answer the fans' questions. We immediately selected twenty fans to ask questions. The first The first question is for Mr. Leng, fan MM asked Mr. Shen, may I ask Shen Li, logically speaking, you shouldn’t fall in love with Leng Mobai, he broke your arm and ruined your future, the first You were still forced once, may I ask what is the reason that made you fall in love with him."

Shen Li: "This, this, I don't really know, maybe, maybe..."

Leng Mobai: "It's time to obey."

Shen Li: "Leng Mobai you..."

The author's mother: "I think Mr. Leng's answer is incisive, concise, and comprehensive. Let's forget about this question. Let's look at the next question. The fan Li Zeyan is the main attack on Mr. Leng. Leng Mobai Were you a teddy in your previous life?"

Leng Mobai: "Why, it seems that you don't know much about Teddy's time, do you want to try the difference between me and Teddy?"

The author's mother: "I think, I think, I think."

Leng Mobai: "Get lost."

The author's mother: "Hehe, I'm just joking. Then comes the third question, Mr. Shen, fan Yunqing asked, Shen Li, have you ever thought about what life would be like if you didn't meet Leng Mobai back then? ?”

Shen Li: "If..."

Leng Mobai: "There is no if."

The author's mother: "Ahem, Mr. Leng is domineering and mighty. Okay, let's move on to the fourth question. This, this, this is really a question from fans. We chose it at random. Fans ask questions. It's fans who ask questions. Haha, ask Mr. Leng, when Lin Xinyin knocked Xiao Li into the air, what were you doing in the car?"

Leng Mobai: "..."

The author's mother: "The atmosphere is weird. That Mr. Leng is really a fan's question, and it's none of my business. However, in the spirit of our program, please, please answer it, please leave it at once."

Leng Mobai: "Kiss."

Shen Li: "No, this Mo Bai told me later that it was Lin Xinyin who kissed you suddenly. To make an excuse for the car accident, don't misunderstand him. When a woman suddenly rushes up to kiss you, the car is so small. It’s really not necessarily something you can hide from, really, I mean really…”

The author's mother: "Is it okay to have a little ambition, Xiao Lili."

Shen Li: "Ah!?"

The author's mother: "It wasn't me who said it, yes, it was said by the fans. The following question was asked by the fan Mengyou Xuedie. She said Xiao Lili, can we be a little ambitious? We don't want to be so kind to the Leng family. How about taking care of them?"

Shen Li: "Maybe everyone doesn't know much about the current situation of our family. Now the family is very harmonious. My aunt and I have become good friends. We go shopping, eat food, and travel together when we are free. My father-in-law and mother-in-law are traveling around the world. We I make video calls every day to share the joy of life with each other, even though my grandfather refused to recognize me until he passed away, I won’t care about people who are all dead.”

The author's mother: "Sure enough, for a gentle person like you, life will treat you with tenderness. Xiao Li, please be happy."

Shen Li: "Thank you, host."

The author's mother: "Then let's look at the next question, fan Yossario asked, why didn't the media report it later, how long has Lin Xinyin been sentenced? And that scumbag Qianzhong."

Leng Mobai: "I don't want to mention these two people, dirty mouth."

The author's mother: "Mr. Leng doesn't mind if I reveal it, I have heard a little gossip here."

Leng Mobai: "Whatever you want."

The author's mother: "Sit in prison, life imprisonment."

Leng Mobai: "You gossip, quite..."

The author's mother: "It's pretty reliable, right? Share it to make readers happy. Come on, come on, next question. Fan Mengyou 37505877491, hey, this fan is a bit lazy, the default name, this fan asks, Who cut your brake cable back then, why didn't you take revenge?"

Leng Mobai: "No, in the previous chapters of Shen Li's memories, isn't there a paragraph about how I ruined a partner's family? I just took the goods and raised the price at will. After I refused to cooperate, I refused to cooperate, and then touched my car." hands and feet."

The author's mother: "Is there such a paragraph?"

Leng Mobai: "You don't know what you wrote yourself."

The author's mother: "Really, what chapter is it?"

Leng Mobai: "Get lost."

The author's mother: "Okay, no, I haven't finished the question yet. The following is the eighth question. In fact, the eighth and ninth questions should be counted as the same question. They were all asked by the fan Xiaoduoyu, and they may not be finished. I was in a hurry, and I divided it into two times, and the combination is Shen Li, which position do you prefer Leng Mobai to use against you? How long does Leng Mobai usually last at one time?"

Shen Li: "For me, any position is fine. If you like it better, sit on it, because it's very deep. As for the time, I've said it before, it's quite a long time."

Leng Mobai: "You like that position? Why didn't you tell me?"

Shen Li: "When I was up there, I thought that my barking was very loud, you understand."

Leng Mobai: "Tonight, I will keep you on top."

Shen Li: "Oh, this kind of question, I'll go home and talk about it."

The author's mother's caring aunt's face: "It's okay, it's okay, don't think about me, you continue to talk, or come to a scene, I'm OK."

Leng Mobai: "Get lost."

Shen Li: "No more, host, is there any problem?"

The author's mother: "I almost forgot the business, the last question, the fans asked the two of them, whether they think Li Huan and Xu Ziqian are good or not."

Shen Li: "This fan's name sounds familiar."

Leng Mobai: "Are you ashamed to pretend to be a fan?"

The author's mother said righteously: "What, the gift I brushed was fed to the dog?"

Leng Mobai: "The share of income from the gift ended up in the dog's pocket?"

The author's mother: "Anyway, anyway, I have swiped the gift, I am a fan, answer quickly."

Leng Mobai: "Stupid, I don't bother to talk to you. Other people's affairs are none of my business. Isn't it enough for Li Huan to occupy my wife's time? He is everywhere."

Shen Li: "Leng Mobai, sit down for me."

Leng Mobai: "Little..."

Shen Li: "Sit down."

Leng Mobai: "Oh!"

Shen Li (super serious face): "For Huanzi and Mr. Xu, I sincerely wish them, Huanzi will be happy."

The author's mother: "Mr. Leng, why don't you say a few words?"

Leng Mobai (irritated expression): "Then be happy, whoever my Xiaoli makes me happy, who the hell dares to make me unhappy."

The author's mother: "Ahem, ahem, Mr. Leng is domineering and mighty + 1 time. Alright, dear friends, this is the end of today's interview, let's applaud and bid farewell to both of you. Yay, I haven't finished my conclusion yet." After finishing speaking, where are you two going in such a hurry?

Leng Mobai: "Go home and sleep with your wife."

Shen Li: "I hate it!"

The author has something to say

A small theater that is pure naughtiness.

Perhaps individual cuties will find some bright spots.

Haha, that's right, I immediately arranged some roles for the cuties.

I hope I don't offend you, shit.

Good night, we will officially start changing Li Huan and Xu Ziqian tomorrow.