milky little mermaid

Cheng Shaoyi had actually considered the matter of marrying Ling Nai, and he also planned to permanently mark Ling Nai on the wedding day.

But Ling Nai does not have an ID card and is a black householder, so he cannot go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register for a marriage certificate, so Ling Nai has to get an ID card for Ling Nai first.It was very easy for Cheng Shaoyi to get an ID card, so he called the police station directly and asked them to send someone to come to handle it.An hour later, two policemen came to the door.

They need to take pictures of Ling Nai, record fingerprints, and then ask for personal information.

Cheng Shaoyi's personal information was all fabricated on the spot, and he answered calmly, as if what he said was true.

When asked about Ling Nai's age, Cheng Shaoyi hesitated for a while, and then reported that he was 30 years old.

The two policemen repeatedly looked at the little guy in his arms: "..."

This little guy is actually over 30 years old, not to mention people don't believe it, I'm afraid even ghosts don't believe it.

According to the information obtained by Cheng Shaoyi, Ling Nai had been hatched 30 years ago. Later, it was because of frequent injections of various drugs that inhibited growth and affected development, which caused Ling Nai to be small.

Moreover, the size of a mermaid is much smaller than that of a human, and Hishino still has baby fat on his face, so Hishino looks like a teenager now.

But in fact, Ling Nai is already more than 30 years old. Counting the time in the egg, he is hundreds of years old, much older than Cheng Shaoyi.

Seeing that the two policemen didn't believe him, Cheng Shaoyi had no choice but to lower his real age by a few years, and changed it to his twenties.

But the two policemen still don't believe that Ling Nai is in his twenties, because Ling Nao has no sense of maturity at all, and is too immature.

But Cheng Shaoyi insisted that he was in his twenties. Seeing that he was so stubborn, the police had nothing to do, so they acquiesced in his false report of his age.

After asking about the age, I couldn't tell the gender again.

Cheng Shaoyi thought that Ling Nai was a little boy, so he said to the two policemen with certainty, "Gender male."

The two police officers looked at Ling Nai with scrutiny and asked, "He has menstrual periods every month. Are you sure he is male, not bisexual?"

In addition to the distinction of abo, there is also the distinction between male and female and bisexuality. Shuanger is easy to distinguish because it has characteristics of both sexes.

For both sexes, estrogen is strong for a period of time, and male hormones are strong for a period of time, so breasts grow in the first two years, and the voice becomes thicker, Adam's apple and beard in the next two years.

Faced with the questioning of the two policemen, Cheng Shaoyi hugged Ling Nai who was still watching TV, and then without hesitation put his hand into Ling Nai's pants. After touching for a while, he took out his hand and said categorically : "Hisino is a male."

Cheng Shaoyi's hard-core operation stunned the two policemen: "..."

If it weren't for Cheng Shaoyi's serious face, the two policemen would have thought that this man was blatantly molesting this innocent and ignorant child in front of them!

Hisino was already used to it, he calmly climbed off her husband's lap, went to the side, and continued watching TV.

The policeman asked with a serious attitude: "But you said before that he has a menstrual period. If he is a man, why does he have a menstrual period!"

Seeing that he still didn't believe it, Cheng Shaoyi took Ling Nai back and touched it again. Cheng Shaoyi only touched a small bird and a small flower, and there was nothing else besides that. Isn't this a masculine characteristic? Well, why did they become twins?

At the beginning of touching it once or twice, Ling Nai didn't respond, but when Cheng Shaoyi repeatedly touched it to confirm, he successfully produced a physiological reaction from Ling Nai.

The two policemen looked shy, and they quickly stopped Cheng Shaoyi: "Okay, don't touch it anymore, we know."

Only then did Cheng Shaoyi pull out his hand: "I said it was a man."

If Ling Nai really became a double, Cheng Shaoyi wouldn't mind, but gender is still a clear thing, a man is a man, you can't talk nonsense.

As for why Ling Nai has such a thing as a menstrual period, this is beyond the scope of Cheng Shaoyi's cognition, anyway, he believes that Ling Nai is a boy.

Later, when the two policemen asked about Ling Nai's whereabouts, Cheng Shaoyi paused for a few seconds before finally answering: "I picked up Ling Nai abroad."

Ling Nao's small face was originally a little bit of mixed blood, so it seems that it was picked up from abroad.

The policeman didn't believe Cheng Shaoyi's words, so he asked Ling Nai who was beside him, wondering if he was kidnapped and sold, or was picked up by Cheng Shaoyi because he was really homeless.

Cheng Shaoyi was still worried that Ling Nai would say the wrong thing, but Ling Nai did not disappoint him, and replied generously: "Ling Nai is the treasure picked up by my husband."

Cheng Shaoyi chuckled twice, hugged Ling Nai, and sucked hard.

After the kiss, Cheng Shaoyi looked at the two policemen and asked, "Do you have anything else to ask?"

Of course, they still had a lot of doubts in their hearts, but because Cheng Shaoyi's identity was not easy to offend, they didn't continue to ask the bottom line.

The two policemen packed up their things, walked to the door, and said to Cheng Shaoyi: "The ID card will be delivered to the door in the next two days, pay attention to check it."

Cheng Shaoyi nodded, and then watched them get into the police car.

The issue of the ID card is settled, but getting the marriage certificate is not that simple.

Because for this, Ling Nai must first agree to marry him.

Cheng Shaoyi asked Ling Nai directly: "Baby, are you willing to marry me and be my daughter-in-law?"

Without doubt, Ling Nai agreed with a smile: "Ling Nai is your daughter-in-law."

Cheng Shaoyi held his small face and asked solemnly: "Do you know what a daughter-in-law means?"

Ling Nai nodded: "Husband's daughter-in-law is Ling Nai."

Cheng Shaoyi couldn't help laughing, Ling Nai's explanation was correct, but he always felt that Ling Nai probably didn't understand the true meaning of it, after all, it was the first time Cheng Shaoyi said the word "daughter-in-law" to Ling Nai.

Cheng Shaoyi asked a little worriedly: "Lingnai, do you really understand?"

Hisino continued to nod.

Don't look at Ling Nai's stupid appearance, like a little mentally retarded, in fact Ling Nai is very smart, he only needs to watch two episodes of TV to understand.

Hearing Ling Nai said that the word "daughter-in-law" was learned from TV, Cheng Shaoyi looked at the cartoon that was playing on TV. It is impossible for such a young child's cartoon to have the word "daughter-in-law".

Cheng Shaoyi's eyes fell back on Ling Nai again: "Have you learned how to lie, don't you, tell your husband quickly, where did you learn it?"

In order to prove that he was not lying, Ling Nao picked up the remote control and changed the channel.

Seeing Hisano so skillfully switched from cartoons to urban romance movies, one can tell without thinking that Hisino must often switch channels like this.

In other words, without Cheng Shaoyi's knowledge, Ling Nai was brainwashed by those bloody dramas.

This urban romance film Cheng Shaoyi also knows a little bit, the general plot is just that.

The male lead, the second male, the third male, and the fourth love the female lead, and the female lead is entangled and entangled between these men, always flirting with the male lead, and flirting with the second male, ambiguous with the third male, and finally hanging on To satisfy the appetite of the fourth male, he never explicitly refuses any confession from any male, and always evasively avoids them.

How can Ling Nai watch this kind of TV series, don't learn from the heroine.

Cheng Shaoyi immediately picked up his mobile phone and contacted the Bureau of Radio, Film and Television, hoping that they would take this kind of show with half-hearted heroines off the shelves, so don't spoil his baby.

But Ling Nai has almost followed this drama, and has learned everything that needs to be learned.

"Lingnai, you can't be ambiguous with others, you know, there are still such dramas, don't watch them in the future." Cheng Shaoyi was really worried that Lingnai would learn bad things.

In fact, Ling Nai's main purpose of watching TV is to learn knowledge, and he doesn't care much about the plot.

Cheng Shaoyi wanted to know what Ling Nai had learned.

Ling Nai learned the omelet rice that the heroine is very good at, and also learned a lot of things about the human world, which Cheng Shaoyi never taught him.

"Husband, can you take Hisino to the swimming pool?" If Hisino participated in the swimming competition, he would definitely be No.1, because this is what he is best at, so Hisino wanted to go to the swimming pool to show his strength.

It is indeed a good thing to take Ling Nai out to play, it can help the condition get better sooner.

But Cheng Shaoyi has selfish intentions, he doesn't want his baby to be exposed to the eyes of others, he is afraid that those people with evil intentions will use their disgusting eyes to look at Ling Nai again and again, just thinking about it makes him a little angry.

So Cheng Shaoyi just said perfunctorily, "I'll go next time."

Ling Nai thought that her husband would really take him there next time, but Cheng Shaoyi's words were just evasions, and he had no intention of taking him there.

After all, Cheng Shaoyi almost forgot to ask Ling Nai about his marriage.

But their current situation is not suitable for marriage, so Cheng Shaoyi simply stopped asking, but in his heart, Ling Nai was already his wife a long time ago, and she would never be able to escape for the rest of her life.

Cheng Shaoyi was worried that Ling Nai would still watch that kind of messy drama in the future, so he deliberately entrusted him to only watch cartoons, and if he watched those bloody dramas, he would get a spanking every time he watched it.

Cheng Shaoyi was mainly worried that Ling Nai would learn. He didn't want Ling Nai, who was still very clean and pure in feelings, to be spoiled by those idol dramas.

The second is to worry that Ling Nai will chase after stars, such as liking the male lead or the second male lead's appearance and personality, after all, the male lead is set so perfectly on TV, and I don't know that Ling Nao will not be moved by watching it.

With such concerns in Cheng Shaoyi's heart, he wished he could kick all the male actors in the idol drama and beat them all into pig's heads.

Ling Nai, the little sycophant, saw that Cheng Shaoyi seemed to be angry, so he immediately coaxed his husband, calling sweetly: "Husband."

Cheng Shaoyi recovered from the illusion of beating those male actors into pig heads, looked at Ling Nai and asked: "Ling Nai, do you like the male lead or the male lead in the play?"

This is a proposition, Ling Nao shook his head cautiously, expressing that he didn't like it.