Mermaid pretending to be a mermaid

There was 2 minutes of silence in the small dining room.

Roland frowned, and said seriously: "The law allows humans and mermaids to marry and form families."

Lan Jiao was startled, and blurted out: "Well... I'm not a mermaid."

Roland was puzzled: "The master has a fish tail, why is it not a mermaid?"

Blue Shark caressed his forehead.

Fortunately, this is his family's bionic person, not an outsider, otherwise he just slipped his mouth, and the consequences would be disastrous.His eyes rolled slightly, sparkling. He held his chin and asked Roland with a smile, "Why do you care so much about my relationship?"

A similar question seems to have been asked before.

Are the android housekeepers so idle?Or is this personality patch more gossip now?

Roland picked up the bowl and said in a low voice, "It's too lonely to be alone."

Lan Jiao didn't expect bionics to be emotional, so he stared at Roland tenderly: "Isn't there you?"

"Little master..." Roland was taken aback, obviously surprised.

Blue Shark got up, stood in front of Roland, and reached out to hug him. "The bionic man is very good. He is considerate, capable, handsome, and has a long life span. It is enough for me to have you by my side."

Roland seemed to be in a panic, holding the bowl and plate in both hands, without moving for a long time, even his expression froze as if there was no change, the violet pattern on the side of his neck flickered brightly and darkly.

Lan Shark looked amused, and poked his cheek with his finger.It feels good to the touch, smooth and elastic, almost the same as a real person's skin. Now the bionic technology is really good.

Roland finally stopped, and looked at Lan Jiao intently, with deep and tender eyes. "As long as the little master needs me, I will be with you forever."

Lan Xia smiled broadly, and poked his cheek again. "You are my bionic man, of course you must always be with me."

Roland didn't shut down this time, but instead asked, "Which me does my little master like?"

"Hey?"

She never expected that Lan Jiao would face such a multiple-choice question.He forgot that his family's bionic man is a genius.After thinking about it, he said conservatively: "I like them all! As long as it's you, I like it."

Hardworking and capable housekeepers are indispensable, and emotional and confidant brothers are also needed.

Roland asked persistently, "If you have to choose one?"

Lan Shark patted him on the shoulder. "Now you!"

When he was on the spaceship, Roland basically used a meticulous butler personality, and he always felt that something was missing.

Roland was happy, and when he smiled, his eyes were shining brightly, as if filling a whole Milky Way, Lan Shark couldn't help but stare dumbfounded.

"Little master, you can let me go." He said softly.

"Ah, oh." Lan Xia hurriedly let go and let Roland go to the kitchen to clean the dishes.

The night of the rose star is long.

For a mermaid from the earth who only passes 24 hours a day, jet lag is a big problem.

Lan Jiao slept until midnight, and his biological clock made him wake up on time.Sticking his head out of the pool, he opened his eyes drowsily, the surroundings were pitch black, thanks to the merman's night vision, he crawled out of the pool in a daze, first went to the toilet, then took a towel and wiped his hair before leaving the bedroom .

The living room was equally dark, and Roland was standing by the wall charging in standby mode.

The tail of the blue shark slid across the carpet, making a slight rustling sound, and opened the curtains of the balcony of the living room, silver light leaked in, and saw three small moons of different shapes hanging in the sky, twinkling stars, he instantly woke up.

Here is Rose Star, 48 hours a day and 24 hours night.

Lanyu raised his wrist to look at the recognizer, and the recognizer automatically synchronized with the planetary time. The screen showed that it was 1:30 in the capital time, and there were still 10 hours before dawn.

He has slept for eight hours, his body is fully rested, his spirit is very good, and now he has no sleepiness.

"Master, are you awake?" Roland heard the movement, released the standby mode, retracted the charging cable, and left the corner.

Lan shark let go of the curtains and sat on the sofa. "Yeah, I'm full of sleep, and it's still dark outside."

Roland turned on the soft lights. "Master needs jet lag."

The blue shark leaned on the pillow, its tail fin patted the carpet. "I know, but isn't Capital Star's night too long?"

A full 24 hours, no matter how sleepy a person is, it is impossible to sleep for more than 20 hours, right?

Roland said: "That's when the master is not used to it. After living for a while, the body will adjust itself and adapt to the capital star."

"Really?" With a look of disbelief, Lan Yu turned on the recognition device and logged on to the social platform, wanting to ask others how to get rid of jet lag.

"Didi~" There is a new message, he clicks on it, Diana and a few netizens comment on his latest blog post, and Han Hua sends him a private message to wish him well.

He first replied to Diana's comment, and then replied to Dr. Han's private message.

[Smurf: Doctor Han, thank you for your blessing!I would like to ask, how do different planets adjust the time difference?I woke up in the middle of the night in good spirits, and now I am sitting in the living room in a daze of boredom. 】

He didn't know whether it was day or night on the other side of the earth, and he didn't expect that Dr. Han would answer him immediately, exit the private message interface, and prepare to find a way to overcome jet lag.

"Drip~"

It seems that Dr. Han is not busy at the moment, so he replied in a few seconds.

[Han Hua: Jet lag is a difficult task. You must try your best to adjust your physical condition and cultivate regularity. You can do aerobic exercise appropriately to relieve tension.Even if you are in a good mood now, please try to go back to bed and rest, keep an empty stomach, and do not eat, otherwise it will increase the burden on the stomach.After two or three days of adjustment, you will get used to it. 】

Lan Jiao felt that Dr. Han's statement was consistent with Roland's. All in all, everything depended on his own efforts.

Well, let him continue to sleep!

The pattern on the side of Roland's neck gradually brightened, and his eyes became brighter. Seeing the little mermaid returning to the bedroom dejectedly, he followed in.

"Has Master ever tried to sleep on the bed?"

"Bed?" Lan Shark, who was about to enter the pool, turned to look at the bed that was big enough for two strong men to lie on.

Since waking up from hibernation, he really hasn't slept in bed, because of his hydrophilic habit, he likes to sleep in water.Hearing Roland's proposal, he thought he could try it.

He lifted the quilt and lay down on the bed. It felt good, and he regained the memories of living in the university dormitory.

"Little master, dry your hair." Roland stood by the bed and said.

"Trouble." Lan Shark muttered, moved to the side of the bed, turned his back to Roland, and asked naturally: "Help me dry."

Roland went to the bathroom to get a smart hair dryer and towels, sat by the bed, and carefully dried his hair.

The blue shark was lying on the soft quilt, enjoying the service of the bionic man. The scales of its tail rubbed against the sheet, shining brightly in the dim light, and half of its tail fin was hanging outside the bed.

The bed is not long enough for him to lie on his back. If he changes back to the mermaid form, will his tail hang on the ground?

Sure enough, it is still comfortable to sleep in the water.

The smart hair dryer is fast and dries in just a few strokes.

"Okay." Roland turned off the hair dryer, and stroked his fluffy blue hair with his fingers.

Lan Jiao casually brushed her dry hair, leaned against the pillow in satisfaction, covered her body with the quilt, and got ready to sleep.

Roland put the hair dryer back in the bathroom, turned off the lights, and quietly exited the bedroom.

The blue shark on the bed closed his eyes and tried to sleep, but he was so energetic that he tossed and turned, unable to fall asleep. He switched his tail into a leg, which seemed to have some effect, but when he thought that he would have to sleep for ten more hours, his whole body shuddered. irritable.

After staying up for half an hour, he turned over and sat up, and called out to the door: "Roland."

Roland immediately pushed the door open and asked with concern, "Can't the little master fall asleep?"

Lan Jiao leaned helplessly on the chubby pillow, complaining faintly: "It's strange to be able to sleep."

Roland came to the bed and squatted halfway to look at him. "Does the little master want to listen to a lullaby?"

"I'm not a child?" Lan Sharma puffed up her cheeks, "Is there any other way to put me to sleep?"

"Listen to soothing songs, or listen to bedtime stories." Roland gave him a choice.

Lan Jiao chose the latter between the two, he patted the bed and said, "Come up, find a sleep-inducing novel and read it to me."

Roland squatted and did not move.

Lan Jiao waited for a while, and saw that the butler of the bionic man had not moved, took a closer look, and found that he had crashed again.

If you operate as a computer twice in one night, there will be no problems with the program, right?

"Roland?" he called out worriedly.

Roland finally reacted. He got up on the edge of the bed, and instead of listening to Lan Shark's words, he went to the living room and moved a chair by the bed.

"I'll sit here and tell the little master a story."

"Oh." Lan Sha didn't force her, she pulled up the quilt and lay down obediently.

Roland asked the little mermaid for advice. "What does the little master want to hear?"

Lan Jiao said: "Anything you want, it doesn't have to be too attractive."

It was so attractive, he was afraid that his spirit would become more and more excited, and he would not be able to fall asleep.

"Okay." Half a minute later, Roland told the little mermaid a story in a deep and vivid voice. "In the 3640th year of the cosmic calendar, the interstellar world has fallen into war, human beings have been displaced, and countless children have become orphans..."

"Huh, is it a historical drama?" Lan Yu asked curiously.

Roland said: "Heroes come out of troubled times. Star Wars is a popular topic. Internet authors like to set the time in that era."

"I see." Lan Sharma adjusted a comfortable posture, closed her eyes and listened to the story carefully.

Roland continued: "The seven-year-old Meth Gall lost his parents in the flames of war..."

"Wait!" Blue Shark suddenly opened his eyes and asked, "The protagonist's name is Meth Gall? Isn't that the emperor's name?"

Roland twitched his lips and said with a smile: "Many authors like to use the emperor's name as the protagonist."

Lan Jiao propped up her upper body in amazement: "Does the Emperor know? Will you allow it?"

Roland said: "As long as it is not stigmatized, the emperor will not pursue it."

"It's really generous." Lan Shark lay back and motioned for Roland to continue.

"Orphaned Meth Gal was recruited by the local warlord as a boy scout. After three years of brutal training, he became a ruthless killing machine. He achieved outstanding results at the age of ten."

"Is this a tragedy?" Lan Shark frowned, "War is too cruel."

"It shouldn't be a tragedy." Roland lowered his eyes, "The story is very long, please be patient, little master."

Lan Shark raised his hand and made a zip movement around his mouth, expressing that he would not interrupt again.

Roland reached out and rubbed his hair: "Sleep well."

Lan Yu pulled up the quilt and buried her face in it.Roland rubbed his head very skillfully, similar to Brother Qin?

"At that time, the Interstellar Alliance split into more than 200 countries. The heads of each country wanted to unify the interstellar and become the eternal founding emperor. The country where Meth Gall lived was called the Dilano Empire. The mainland has the same name. People in this country are passionate and warlike, and have a sense of justice, but they also have a persistent persistence until they achieve their goals. High-level officials summoned orphans and locked them in training camps to train them into assassination weapons."

"Meth Gal is such a humanoid weapon. He killed more than 14 high-ranking officials at the age of 20. Even if he made a lot of contributions to the Dirano Empire, if the mission fails, he will still be an abandoned child. At the age of 15, he took over the A mission, to assassinate a leader of an organization entrenched on the earth. A little bit of luck, just in time for an air battle between the two armies, a super-powered missile came down, and the whole city was wiped out."

Lan Jiao was unknowingly attracted by the story, pricked up her ears to listen to Roland's narration, nervous about the fate of the protagonist.

"Meth Gall was seriously injured, and his life was hanging by a thread. Fortunately, it was a seaside city, and the sea was pouring in. He was washed to the seaside, and a kind person passed by and saved his life."

Roland clasped his fingers, put his elbows on his thighs, and paused the story.

Lan Jiao waited for quite a while, but didn't hear the next sentence, so she couldn't help opening her eyes and urging: "And then?"

Roland sighed softly, looked at him and said, "I don't think this is a good way to put him to sleep."

"Ugh, half-telling the story is inhumane!" Lan Xiong accused seriously.

"But the master is getting more and more energetic, unable to achieve the purpose of adjusting the time difference." Roland said, "Why don't we change the method?"

Lan Shark raised her head: "What's the name of the novel? I'll download it and read it myself."

Roland shook his head: "Master should sleep well."

"Aren't you going to tell me? I'll look it up myself." Lan Yu clicked on the recognizer, found a literature website, and entered the name of the protagonist. Good guy, tens of thousands of messages popped up, and he clicked on more than ten novels, none of which were stories told by Roland. .

It seems that the emperor of the Atlantis Empire is deeply loved by the common people.

If he couldn't find out, he could only give up, glared at Roland sadly, and resigned himself to his fate to lie down and sleep. "Sing!"

Roland found a soothing tune, and in an instant, soft music sounded in the bedroom.

Thinking that she would not be able to fall asleep, Lan Jiao turned over a few times, her mood gradually calmed down, the music lingered in her ears, her body gradually relaxed, and she fell asleep unknowingly.

Roland turned off the music, thoughtfully helped him pull up the kicked quilt, and left the bedroom lightly.

In the presidential suite next door, Moth Garr, who was sitting on the sofa, opened his eyes, and after releasing the disguise ball, he returned to his original appearance.

"Why doesn't Your Majesty finish the story?" asked Seamus the Earring.

Meth Gall undid his tie slowly. "The story is too long and bloody, not suitable for children as a bedtime story."

Simo let out an "oh" and said, "Since it's not suitable, His Majesty should tell a light-hearted and interesting story from the beginning."

Mose Gall pulled out his tie, then unbuttoned his suit. "I will only tell this one story."

"Really?" Seamus expressed disbelief.What kind of story is this, it is clearly His Majesty's past.

Believe it or not, Meth Gall took off his suit, put on a gorgeous royal robe, put on the three rings representing his identity, and ordered: "Open any door."

Simo asked in surprise, "Didn't Your Majesty make an appointment with the little mermaid to look at the house tomorrow?"

Meth Gall lowered his eyes: "It's not enough to be ready. If you chase too closely, it will be counterproductive. Tomorrow I will send someone to take him to see the house."

Seamus couldn't understand. "Your Majesty likes him, shouldn't you strike while the iron is hot?"

Meth Gall frowned slightly, his purple eyes were dark. "Human emotions are very complicated, and it is difficult to express them clearly in a few words."

Simo detected the increase in the concentration of spiritual particles around His Majesty, so he shut up wisely and quickly turned into a random door for him to drive.

The next day, the blue shark woke up on the soft bed, with its fluffy hair curled up, and crawled out of the silk blanket.

Unbelievable!

He actually fell asleep later, and had a strange dream all night.

"Good morning, little master." Roland pushed open the bedroom door and greeted him gracefully.

"Good morning, Roland." Lan Sharma stretched, got out of bed energetically, her stomach rumbled.

I didn't feel hungry when I woke up in the middle of the night. I didn't feel hungry until I slept for ten hours.

It seems that in the capital star, the metabolism of the human body is slow.

"There is a Mr. Jin waiting for the master in the living room." Roland said.

"Eh? Mr. Jin? Who?" Lan Shark put a question mark on his head.

Five minutes later, Lan Jiao cleaned herself up and left the bedroom, and saw a stiff middle-aged man sitting on the sofa.

When the other party saw Lan Shark, his eyes lit up, he got up and said enthusiastically: "Hello, Mr. Lan, my surname is Jin, and my name is Lei. On the order of President Qin, I will take Mr. Lan to Qixiang Yudu to choose a house."

The author has something to say: Your Majesty: It is not easy to put my wife to sleep.

Xiaosha: Damn it!People who tell half of the story are the most annoying, huh!

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Love line (love) progress:

Roland: —

Qin Mo: ——

Black Emperor: 0

Michael: 0

His Majesty himself: 0