Mermaid pretending to be a mermaid

"Hey?" Diana got excited, put down her chopsticks and gestured with her hands, "Did you repeat a certain sentence, or couldn't make a turn and kept bumping into the wall, and you have to restart to get back to normal? I thought the quality of the bionics developed by Tianyu Group would be better. , after all, he looks so handsome."

Blue Shark blinked and felt that Roland's freeze was very different from what Diana described. He shook his head and said, "The situation you mentioned didn't happen, so I just stood upright, my eyes were dull, and the freeze will recover after a few seconds. It's ok, no need to restart."

"Is that so?" Diana was moved.She wanted to replace the somewhat foolish bionic butler at home. After ten years of use, the configuration was a bit out of date.However, after getting along with the bionics for so long, I have some feelings. It would be great if I could directly transfer the intelligence.

After the meal, the mermaid babies were still sleeping soundly in the pool, and the teachers sat on the chairs in the classroom to take care of them.

Lan Jiao found time to log on to the social platform and found that she had gained tens of thousands of followers.He was at a loss, yesterday it was still in single digits, why did it suddenly increase today?

There are only two blog posts on his homepage, one is a rewarded retweet, and the other uploaded Roland's photo and @超天宇集团地球属公司, and now, the latter's retweet, comment and likes have exceeded [-].

What happened?

He checked suspiciously, and when he found that Tianyu Group's earth branch's comment was ranked first, he understood.

He @双方 the day before yesterday, and the other party came back this morning, invisibly bringing him a huge amount of traffic. A group of Tianyu Group fans flooded into his homepage to follow him, and posted strange comments with the same style of painting under the latest blog post.

[I'm here to pay tribute to the koi!One in a billion lucky!It was also replied by the official blog!Unique! 】

[The blogger is a mermaid, right?Wow!A veritable koi! 】

[Koi God bless me to pass all the monthly exams!Bye.jpg]

[Forward this koi, make a fortune every day——]

【I also want such a handsome bionic man, more handsome than my sex partner! 】

[Why doesn't my bionic butler have such a good looks? 】

[The figure is so flattering, it makes my heart flutter! 】

……

Lan Sharma maintained the posture of an old man looking at his phone in the subway.

So inexplicably became a "koi"?

He glanced at his own blue tail, which was far from the koi's red tail.

Gently shaking his tail fin like a gauze fan, he slowly exited the homepage.

All right, koi are koi.

Winning the lottery is lucky, isn't it?

Without any psychological pressure, Lan Jiao clicked on the homepage of the pioneer of space exploration.

Pioneers of space exploration publish multiple blog posts every day. Over the past ten years, the number has been huge. Finding useful information from them is tantamount to finding a needle in a haystack.Its operator is a staff member engaged in the development of the universe, well-informed and updated in real time. Blue shark tirelessly checks it three or four times a day.

Suddenly, a blog post came into view, and Lan Yu was stunned and read it quickly.

[Pioneer of Space Exploration: At three o'clock in the morning this morning, we discovered a protostar, about [-] light-years away from the progenitor planet Earth. Its mass is similar to that of the Earth, with four distinct seasons. It is very suitable for human habitation, and we look forward to follow-up development. 】

Blue Shark's heart was "thumping", and his fingers tremblingly overlapped the coordinate map posted by the blogger with the current interstellar map, and his breath was suffocated.

This position... is very close to the information left to him by the senior sharks!It's all on the top right of the interstellar map!

Although the difference between nine hundred light years and one thousand light years is a hundred light years, and the distance is far apart, he at least has a general search range!

Blue Shark was in high spirits, and solemnly took a screenshot and saved it.

He can't wait to go to the universe, is there any way to make 100 billion quickly?Or...infiltrated into the relevant departments of universe development, and took advantage of work to do private affairs?

Lan Shark turned to look at the baby mermaid sleeping in the pool. The little ones were noisy when they were awake, and peaceful when they were asleep. One by one, they were cuter.

He dismissed the idea of ​​changing jobs.

Now that you are a kindergarten teacher, you have to work hard, teach carefully, and lay a solid foundation for the growth of mermaid babies.

"Teacher Lan, I just went to the Tianyu Group's official technology flagship store to check, and there doesn't seem to be a bionic butler like your Roland?" Diana dragged the mall screen to Lan Shark, pointing to a row of bionics. The butler asked in confusion, "Besides, they don't look as good as your Roland."

Lan Jiao Dingqing took a look and found that, as Diana said, these bionic butlers are like assembly line products printed from a mold, they are completely different from Roland.

"Maybe... Roland is a prize, different?" He asked uncertainly.

Unwilling to give up, Diana found the official lottery blog post from the social platform, and clicked on the picture showing an adult male bionic person.

"Look, the androids in the example picture are the same as the ones in the store."

Lan Shark was surprised.

When he forwarded it, he didn't look at the picture carefully. When Roland arrived, he preconceived that all the android butlers were as exquisite and handsome as him.

Didn't it?

"Let me private message you to ask the official blog!"

Lan Jiao finished sending the message and waited for a reply. She thought it would take a long time, but she didn't expect the other party to reply within half a minute.

[My dear, the prize you won is the fifth-generation bionic human newly developed by Tianyu Group. It is not for sale at present. Please treat him kindly and do not resell it!I wish you a happy life~]

He showed the message to Diana, who was disappointed.

It turned out to be not for sale!Woo woo woo~~ What a pity!I don't know when it will be listed?She also really wants to have a handsome, considerate and high-performance bionic partner—uh, bah, a bionic butler.

Diana touched her nose guiltily.

It's all because Teacher Lan's bionic man is too flawless and misleading.

Looking at this answer, Lan Jiao felt particularly happy for some reason.

Roland is a unique existence, that's great!

Diana closed the mall regretfully, and changed the subject: "By the way, half a month later is the anniversary of the birth of the mermaid, and the kindergarten will hold a grand celebration. Each class will have a show. What would our class do?"

Before the mermaid teacher came one by one, she didn't discuss it at all, and the other classes' programs were almost rehearsed, only their little class A was helpless.She wanted to talk about it yesterday, but Teacher Lan had to get used to it on her first day at work.

"The anniversary of the birth of the mermaid?" Blue Shark's pale blue eyes were blank, obviously ignorant of the holidays of the Atlantis Empire. "when?"

"November 11!" Diana wondered.This is an important day that every mermaid has known since childhood, doesn't Teacher Lan know?

Lan Jiao met Diana's puzzled eyes and said calmly: "Oh, I was thinking about something just now, and my mind didn't turn around for a while. For the show, are you performing in the water or on the ground? Singing? Dancing? All the baby mermaids are Participate?"

Sure enough, pretending to be a mermaid is not an easy task. There will always be problems exposed in small details.

Diana's attention was immediately diverted. She frowned and looked at the mermaid babies who were sleeping on their stomachs in the pool, worrying: "Group activities, the whole class must participate. I thought of a few programs, only singing Easiest, but—"

She sighed helplessly: "Most of the other classes choose to sing, and the parents of our class hope to be more creative, such as dancing or something."

This is really embarrassing for her!

With the rambunctious character of little class A mermaid babies, it is simply impossible to let them dance.

Lan shark asked clearly: "Dancing in the water?"

Mermaids can only take advantage of dancing in water.

Diana clasped her hands and said in a tangled manner: "Water dancing is complicated. Do you think the mermaid baby in our class...can dance successfully?"

She expressed serious doubts.

Three or four-year-old mermaid babies have problems with swimming posture!

Lan Jiao said: "Practice, it should be fine."

Swimming is a mermaid's instinct, and moving in water is the most natural state.

"Then... shall we decide to dance in the water?" Diana asked cautiously.O Tenet gods!She didn't have any confidence at all, but she dared to engage in such a complicated program!

Lan Jiao looked at the children sleeping soundly in the water, and smiled confidently: "I will make them obedient and dance gracefully in the water."

Infected by his smile, Diana said excitedly: "Then... I will hurry up to select songs and arrange dance moves. Let's start rehearsing tomorrow."

On the day of the event, the parents of the baby mermaid and the investors of the kindergarten will come to watch the performance. At that time, the water dance of the little class A will stand out among the crowd of singing programs, and it is not impossible to win the first prize!

"Okay." Lan Jiao had no objection.

"By the way, Teacher Lan..." Diana stared straight at Lan Shark.

"Ok?"

"Let's dance together!"

Blue Shark: 0.0

Before school was over in the afternoon, the headmaster suddenly had something to call on Lan Jiao.

In the office, Lan Jiao sat in the mermaid car, drank the evaporated milk made for him by the principal, and obediently waited for her to speak.

"That's what happened..." The principal looked at the clothes on his body and smiled, "Yesterday, other mermaid teachers told me that Teacher Lan's clothes don't get wet in the water. They are unique and very convenient to use in teaching. Kindergarten senior management discussed it. , decided to order a set of uniforms for all the mermaid teachers, and if the parents agree, they can also order school uniforms for the mermaid babies."

Due to the particularity of their work, mermaid teachers often have to go into the water to teach children, which makes them have to bring multiple sets of mermaid skirts to work every day and change them at any time, which is very inconvenient.If you wear the same clothes as Teacher Lan, you will save a lot of trouble.

Holding the warm milk cup, Lan Jiao was a little dazed.

Order clothes for all the mermaid teachers and baby mermaids?

Add up a total of more than 400 sets, right?

He may not be able to do it alone in a short time.

The principal didn't know Lan Shar's embarrassment at all, and she asked gently: "Did Teacher Lan buy her clothes in a physical store or an online store? Can you give me a contact information?"

Lan Jiao really wants to say it's convenient, but it's hard for a smart woman to cook without rice.

Before he left the deep sea, he only wove a hundred pieces of crocodile, with different colors and textures, suitable for making a single piece of crocodile clothes, not suitable for batches. The principal's order was huge, but unfortunately he couldn't take it.

After drinking the last sip of milk, Lan Xie sent the link of Babaozhai to the principal, blinked her beautiful sapphire eyes, and said with a pure face: "My clothes were ordered for me in this online store by a friend, you Take a look first."

The principal opened the link with a smile, and a virtual screen popped up in the air. When the sold-out millions and tens of millions of pearl jewelry came into view, the smile on her face froze instantly.

what's the situation?

Isn't it selling clothes?

How is a luxury jewelry store?

She looked at Lan Jiao suspiciously.

Did you give the wrong address?

Lan Jiao understood, and quickly explained: "That's right, it's an online store. The business of custom-made clothes has not yet officially launched, so there is no product display."

The principal swallowed, and asked carefully, "How much is a set of clothes...?"

Blue Shark replied with a crisp voice: "100 million interstellar coins for ordinary styles, and at least 300 million interstellar coins for complex embroidery patterns."

100?

300?

Kindergarten teachers and students add up to more than 400 people, and even the cheapest clothes cost more than 4 million interstellar coins!

She's crazy to spend so much money on custom clothes!

can not afford!can not afford!

The headmaster blushed, and his eyes drifted to Lan Jiao faintly.

What kind of good friend is willing to spend 100 million interstellar coins to buy clothes for a wild mermaid?

No wonder Mr. Qin condescended to write a letter of recommendation for him!

It turns out that they are in this relationship!

The principal seemed to have discovered a big secret, and looked at the blue little mermaid in shock.

Lan Jiao didn't know the headmaster's outrageous thinking, thinking that she was intimidated by the high price of the clothes, so she gave up the idea of ​​ordering clothes.

Putting down the empty milk glass, he felt regretful.

It's a pity to reluctantly turn down a big deal!

Perhaps, he should think about returning to the deep sea one day and weave more shark silk, just in case.

The author has something to say: Your Majesty: I almost lost my small waistcoat, but luckily I made all the preparations. ^^

Xiao Shark: Money is so hard to earn. TT