Mermaid pretending to be a mermaid

When Lan Jiao was sent to the villa by Han Hua yesterday, it was just after working hours, and went all the way to her home with the guard, but did not meet any other owners.

If he had been a human with legs, the others would have looked at him curiously at most, but he was a merman.

It is not surprising that the mermaid goes out, but the strange thing is that there is no one to accompany her.

Because the mermaid's tail is not as flexible as the legs, they can only rely on the mermaid car when going out, and they often encounter various troubles. Therefore, mermaids generally do not go out alone. Even if they go to work, they are picked up by their family members.

A mermaid car with the logo of the Mermaid Nursing Center printed on it, like Lanyu, appears alone at the entrance of a high-end residential area, which is naturally eye-catching.

However, what surprised others the most was the mermaid dress on him—if it was a mermaid dress.

As we all know, because of the size of the mermaid, both male and female must wear skirts. In addition to the amphibious characteristics, the skirt fabric should not be too thick or too thin. If it is thick, it will weigh water and affect underwater activities. If it is thin, it will become transparent when wet. , revealing three unsightly things.Therefore, when designing the mermaid skirt, the fashion designer studied for a long time and chose a fabric called "Amy La".

Amy la cloth is soft, light and impervious to water absorption. It is a good fabric for clothing. The only disadvantage is that it is too fancy. No matter what style it is made of, it always has lace edges, which makes mermaid skirts gender-neutral.

Adult male mermaids have enlarged skeletons and obvious secondary sexual characteristics. Except for the tail, the upper body is no different from that of ordinary men. Even thin male mermaids are not as petite as female mermaids. When they wear lace-trimmed mermaid skirts, they are a bit nondescript .

However, no matter how dissatisfied the male mermaid is, it won't help, after all, Amy Rab is irreplaceable.

There are also some male mermaids who use other fabrics to make clothes, but there are too many disadvantages, and it is more inconvenient to wear and go into the water, so they have to give up in the end.

Now, among the mermaids wearing mermaid skirts, there appears a male mermaid who doesn't wear mermaid skirts, and walks alone no matter how you look at it.

Xia Wenchen is a mature male mermaid over [-] years old with a successful career.

He is burly, muscular, and handsome. If he wears a suit and tie, he is absolutely majestic and charming, but unfortunately, he has a golden fish tail, and he is doomed to never have a suit in his life.

Every time he puts on a mermaid skirt with lace, he strongly rejects it in his heart, but he has to go out because of work.

Today, as usual, he was queuing up at the gate of the community on a suspension car, and when he was bored looking at the scenery outside the window, he saw a blue-haired and blue-tailed mermaid wearing a distinctive dress, passing by his eyes.

With a sudden shock, he asked the android bodyguard in front to pull over the car, and then he quickly got out of the car to chase the mermaid.

Lan Jiao knew that many people looked at him with curiosity, surprise, doubt, and envy. Although their eyes were different, they were all full of kindness, so he didn't care. .

They are all neighbors in the same community. It is not easy to hurt the peace.

There are two entrances for walking and car trips in the community. When Lan Yu was queuing at the exit of the walk with the mermaid car, he was stopped by someone.

"Hello, please wait." A pleasant voice sounded from behind.

Lan Jiao wasn't sure that the other party was calling him, so he didn't respond and continued walking.

Seeing that he didn't respond, the mermaid car flew directly to his side and waved his hand in front of him. "Sorry to delay you for a few minutes."

Lan Jiao hastily pressed the pause button of the mermaid car to avoid "traffic accidents".

He turned his head in confusion, and found that the other party was a male mermaid, with neat short blond hair, narrow light brown eyes, tough facial features, tall figure, and golden tail. Handsome.

"Hi, what's the matter?" Lan Sharma asked politely.

Xia Wenchen froze when he heard his voice, his ear fins moved.

——It sounds so good!

As a music producer, he is extremely picky about the sound. It is true that virtual stars are popular now, but if he listens to electronically synthesized sounds too much, he will only feel boring and boring, without any new ideas, and even without emotion and soul.While humans or mermaids sing, although they are not as perfect as virtual stars, they each have their own advantages.

It's just that so far, Xia Wenchen has never heard a voice that moved his heart.

Now, at this very moment, all the music cells in his body trembled.

He - heard the sound of nature!

Once excited, Xia Wenchen suffered an occupational disease. He stared at the little blue mermaid with a piercing gaze, and asked kindly: "Are you interested in becoming a star? The superstar type? I know the boss of Jones Entertainment, and I can help You recommend becoming a singer!"

Blue shark:? ? ? ?

Is this a scout mermaid?

Stop him just to recommend him to be a star?

Is it also popular in the future world?

Every merman has a uniquely good voice. When he was a human and went to school, Lan Jiao often met talent scouts. Some of them were true, some of them were false, and his speech was exactly the same as that of the male mermaid in front of him.

It's been 5000 years since we entered the interstellar era. Don't scouts change their advertisements?

"Not interested." Lan Shark refused calmly with no emotion in his eyes.

Xia Wenchen was in a daze.

Ahhh, the little mermaid's voice is so nice!

Even if you are rejected, you can't get angry!

Seeing Mr. Mermaid's intoxicated appearance, Lan Jiao sighed softly, and moved the mermaid car to the side, intending to bypass him.

Xia Wenchen came back to his senses, suddenly remembered his real purpose, stopped Lan Jiao again, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I just had an occupational disease, so I made a mistake before I knew it. Actually, I want to ask, where did you buy your clothes?" It’s so pretty! Is it light? How is it absorbent? Can I touch the fabric?”

Mr. Mermaid asked one question after another in a continuous manner, which made Lan Shaw's eyes widen.

Xia Wenchen coughed twice as if to cover up, and said the ultimate goal: "If it is convenient, can you share the store? I want to buy a set too!"

Blue shark finally understood.

It turned out that Mr. Mermaid stopped him because of the shark silk clothes he was wearing.

Seeing a handsome male mermaid being forced to wear a lace mermaid skirt, Lan Shark cast a sympathetic look.

He deeply felt the indescribable sense of shame.

Human clothes are colorful and never limited to one style, and so should mermaids. Both male and female have the right to choose the type of clothes they like. Fashion designers should not be complacent and perfunctory when designing styles thing.

Is it because the bullying mermaid is too kind and doesn't know how to protest?

Lan Jiao opened his mouth slightly, and was about to say that he made the clothes himself, when he suddenly thought of something, he changed his words: "I didn't buy the clothes, my friend made them for me."

"Eh? Didn't you buy it?" Xia Wenchen was both envious and disappointed.Envious that the little mermaid has a good friend, but disappointed that she couldn't buy one, her eyes darkened and she was a little frustrated.

Lan Shark moved his tail fin, thinking whether to comfort him or not.

"Can I touch it?" Xia Wenchen asked unwillingly.

"Okay." Lan Yu graciously agreed.

Xia Wenchen couldn't wait, touched Lan Shark's sleeve, touched the silky and light material of the clothes, his hands trembled, his eyes burned.

This... this fabric feels so good!

It is so thin but opaque, when the wind blows, the skirt fluctuates slightly, as if there are ripples.

"Does your friend still make clothes? I want to order ten sets!" Xia Wenchen reluctantly let go of Lan Shark's sleeves, his light brown eyes were full of enthusiasm.

This set of clothes not only has a good fabric texture, but also has a unique style. The simple design is full of style. After the mermaid wears it, there is no sense of disobedience, but it adds a unique temperament, which is both refreshing and handsome.

He imagined how handsome he would be after wearing such clothes, and when dealing with people in the workplace, he would never feel inferior because of his clothes.

"Price is not a problem, I can accept 100 million yuan!" Xia Wenchen said resoundingly.

Lan shark was shocked.

One... 100 million?

The mermaids are all so rich - except him.

Lan Jiao blinked, turned his head, and under the longing gaze of the other party, he said: "I'll ask my friend for you, maybe he will agree."

After selling shark tears, he can also sell shark clothes to make money.

This is business!

Shark King would be very happy if he knew that he learned how to do business and made a lot of money.

"Great!" Xia Wenchen almost cried with joy, "My name is Xia Wenchen, this is my communication number, let's add a friend!"

"...My name is Lan Lan." Lan Jiao added him as a friend and sent him the link of his own online store, "This is a new online store opened by my friend, and he will regularly launch new products, you can pay attention anytime. "

Xia Wenchen clicked on the online store and looked surprised: "This Babaozhai is your friend's online store?"

"Yes, what's the matter?" Lan Sharma asked.

Xia Wenchen looked at the seemingly ignorant little mermaid with complicated emotions.Before yesterday, he didn't know about Babaozhai. After last night, Babaozhai became a hot search on social platforms and became a popular shop followed by countless mermaids.

The premise of this phenomenon is that Qin Mo, the leader of the Tianyu Group, attended the birthday banquet of the old lady of the Yan family and praised the pearl jewelry of a mermaid lady.

Even the most popular golden bachelor in StarCraft praised the pearls for their beauty, so the pearls must be incomparably beautiful!

The effect of this advertisement was so wonderful that the mermaids who participated in the banquet were all crazy. They spread it to ten, and then spread it to a hundred. The scope quickly expanded, and even Xia Wenchen saw it in Moments, so he paid attention to this online store curiously.

When the store put a black pearl ring on the shelves for auction, Xia Wenchen was bewitched and also participated in the bidding, chasing after 800 million yuan, but finally gave up due to insufficient budget.

After all, he is a male mermaid, and he is not as obsessed with jewelry as a female mermaid.

However, if it is changed into clothes, he will go all out and buy all the money he borrows.

Lan Jiao couldn't guess Xia Wenchen's mind, seeing that he didn't answer, and did not keep asking, he looked at the time on the recognizer, and he was startled.

After such a delay, it was already seven forty.

"I have to go, I'm going to be late for work." Lan Xia said anxiously.He has never been on a suspension train, so he doesn't know how long it takes to take one stop.

Xia Wenchen looked apologetic, and he said, "It's all my fault for missing your time, I have a car and I'll take you there!"

Blue Shark hesitated: "This..."

Xia Wenchen enthusiastically said: "We are all neighbors, and it is right to help each other!"

As long as his clothes problem is solved, the little mermaid will be his benefactor, and he can send him to work every day!

The kindness is hard to give up, Lan Jiao got on Xia Wenchen's hover car.

"Tianlebao Mermaid Kindergarten?" Knowing the name of the kindergarten, Xia Wenchen was surprised, her light brown eyes kept looking at the little mermaid beside her.This is a private kindergarten, and the mermaid cubs who attend it are either rich or expensive, and ordinary teachers can't get in without qualifications.

The little mermaid is only seventeen or eighteen years old, and looks just like an adult, but it turns out to be the mermaid teacher?

"What?" Lan Shark sat on the spacious and comfortable sofa of the floating car, and secretly rubbed his tail fin against the plush floor mat.Maybe he should consider buying a hovercar so he can get to work more easily.

Well, the suspension car is very expensive, not less than one million, and it is a big expense.

Glancing at the mermaid skirt on Mr. Mermaid, he lightly squeezed his fingers.

After get off work today, he will make clothes for Mr. Mermaid and sell him for 200 million!

"Oh, I just heard that this kindergarten is very good and the teachers are treated well." Xia Wenchen laughed.

"Well, the salary is quite high." Lan Shark nodded in agreement.Thirty thousand a month!

It's basic courtesy not to ask people how much they earn, Xia Wenchen changed the subject: "You really don't think about becoming a star? With your voice, you can beat 90.00% of the singers, including those electronically synthesized voices."

Blue Shark was speechless.

Did Mr. Mermaid commit another occupational disease?

"A good voice doesn't mean a good singing." Lan Yu refused again, "I'm not interested in being a star."

Not before, not now.

A star has no privacy, and his words and deeds attract attention. He is a mermaid, not a real mermaid. If one day his feet are revealed, he will be in trouble.

Xia Wenchen felt sorry. "Okay, if one day you change your mind, you must tell me."

"Okay." Lan Sharma nodded.

Ten minutes later, Tianlebao Mermaid Kindergarten arrived.

The hover car slowly fell from the sky and stopped in front of the gate. Xia Wenchen's bionic bodyguard got out of the car first, took Lan Shark's mermaid car from the trunk, and helped him sit on it.

Lan Jiao waved at Xia Wenchen, and controlled the mermaid car to fly to the entrance of the kindergarten.

After Xia Wenchen watched him enter the kindergarten, Fang ordered the bionic bodyguard to drive, tugged at the mermaid skirt on his body, his fins were shaking, and he was looking forward to his handsome appearance in new clothes.

The entrance of the kindergarten is very lively, and there is a tear-jerking scene of mother and child parting every day. The little mermaids cry heartbroken, the parents are reluctant to part, and the teachers gently persuade them. It is very lively.

After negotiating with the guard, Lan Jiao avoided the lively scene, entered through the small door next to her, and was taken to the principal's office.

The principal of Tianlebao Mermaid Kindergarten is a 270-year-old human female. She was notified yesterday and was waiting in the office early this morning. It turned out that it was almost eight o'clock, and the new mermaid teacher arrived late. She Feeling unhappy.

If it wasn't for the sake of the referee, she would not have recruited a wild mermaid of unknown origin as a teacher.

The mermaid babies in their kindergarten are all young masters and ladies born with golden spoons in their mouths. They are all very precious. If they are not careful, they will be complained and held accountable by their parents. People who are not graduates of mermaid academy and have no special training cannot be here. teacher.

But the recommender had a strong background and was an investor in the kindergarten, so she had to make an exception.

Wild mermaids are indeed wild mermaids, and they don't even have a sense of time.

The principal received a call from the doorman and asked him to bring someone in with a sullen face. She sat behind the desk with a serious expression and sharp eyes, ready to give the other party a blow.

The door of the office was pushed open, and a mermaid car flew in slowly.

The headmaster raised his eyes expressionlessly, met a pair of blue and pure eyes like the sea, and couldn't help being taken aback.

She has an immature face of seventeen or eighteen years old, beautiful and delicate facial features, light blue hair tied into a refreshing long ponytail, revealing cute ear fins, and wearing a set of clothes that are very different from the current one. If she remembers correctly, this kind of The style is Huazhifu recorded in ancient books.

Is he the adult wild mermaid whose resume says [-] years old?

It was clearly a little mermaid who was underage!

No one can harden their hearts in the face of such a cute little mermaid, and the principal is no exception.

The author has something to say:

Xiaoxia: There is another way to make money!Kaisen~~

Your Majesty: I have a lot of money and I want to spend it for my wife.

Xiaosha (confused): ...