Mermaid pretending to be a mermaid

The customer service of the Earth Branch of Tianyu Group received a complaint call from a customer.

"Hello, this is the Earth Branch of Tianyu Group. I am the artificial customer service number 9002. I am very happy to serve you. Do you need any help?"

"Hello, I want to...retire from the bionics."

A clear voice like a stream came out of the microphone, and the customer service was slightly taken aback, but soon, her good professionalism brought her back to her senses, and said in a friendly tone: "Hi customer, please provide me with the bionic person's number." , date of purchase, order number."

"Sorry, I didn't buy it, it was a gift from your official blog lottery today." The boy's voice was a little bit aggrieved, "I thought it was a butler-type bionic man."

The customer service's ears were almost sore, and she answered hundreds of calls every day, and there was never a customer whose voice was so pleasant that she couldn't help but feel distracted. She touched her hot cheek and tried to stay rational.

"Okay, let me check for you, please wait a moment."

Half a minute later, when the inquiry was over, she said softly, "The prize you drew is indeed a butler-type bionic man."

"Really? But after I activated it, he said he was a bionic sex partner!"

"Ah?" No matter how calm he was, the customer service couldn't help being surprised, "Would you like to turn off the phone and restart it and try again?"

"Reboot?"

"Yes, if you still have problems after restarting..."

"Can I return it?"

"I'm afraid not. You were selected by a lottery. After the prize is sent out, it will not be refunded. If you really don't want it, I can help you contact the bionic waste recycling station."

Garbage... Garbage Recycle Bin?

Blue shark was a little bit impatient.The androids are brand new from the factory, and it seems cruel to send them to the dump.

No way, can't retreat, can only restart.

In the chaotic living room, Lan Jiao hung up the phone and stepped forward to check the android lying motionless on the ground.It won't break, will it?He just used a lot of strength, the kind that can kill a killer whale in one stroke.

Removed the courier box that was pressing on the bionic man, checked it, found no cracks or falling apart, and heaved a sigh of relief.According to the customer service's prompt, his fingers touched the touch button on the side of the bionic man's neck, and the violet pattern lit up. He quickly withdrew his hand, stepped aside, and waited quietly.

"Didi~" The bionic program restarted and opened its eyes again.

With a distance of three meters between the bionic man and the blue shark, he watched him get up from the ground and neatly arrange the crumbling packages around him.

"Hi master, I am the steward of the bionic man No. 999, please name me."

The bionic man with a height of at least 1.9 meters, with one hand on his chest and the other behind his waist, gracefully bowed to the blue shark.

Seeing this, Lan Xia felt relieved.

It seems that the built-in intelligence of the bionic is the same as that of the past computers. Once the machine freezes, restarting can solve the problem.

But what to name him?

The bionic man kept the posture of bowing and saluting, his hair slipped down, revealing a section of his white neck, the blue shark touched the violet pattern on the side of his neck, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he blurted out: "Roland, from now on you will be called Roland !"

"Thank you, master, for naming it, Roland." The bionic man straightened up, staring intently at the blue shark with eyes as black as glass beads.

The blue shark is now in the shape of a mermaid, with a relatively short tail. Standing upright, it is about 1.8 meters tall, a little shorter than the butler of the bionic man. The two of them face each other, and there is no sense of oppression.

Glancing at the good figure of the bionic man, he asked, "Roland, don't you have any clothes?"

Roland was naked and frank, without any shame. "Master, please forgive me."

In the next second, his long hair wrapped around his body as if alive, and in the blink of an eye, he turned into a black butler uniform. When he looked at his hair again, it had already turned into neat short hair.

Lan Xia was amazed, leaned closer and asked, "How did you do it?"

Roland said sternly: "It's just a simple material conversion function."

When Lanjiao was in the Mermaid Nursing Center, she learned elementary and junior high school knowledge from a general knowledge teacher. Knowing the rapid development of science and technology, many theories are unimaginable. After listening to Roland's answer, she didn't delve into it.

The first priority now is to clean up the messy living room.

Pointing to the rickety parcel box on the ground, he gave Roland the first order: "Please help me open the parcel."

"Okay, master." Roland saluted.

Sure enough, with the bionic butler, we can get twice the result with half the effort.

Lan Yu lay leisurely on the sofa, opened the online class and continued to study.

Half an hour later, all the packages were unpacked and placed where they should be placed, except for the two crates of broken porcelain.

"Master, what should I do with these?" Roland asked Lan Jiao.

Lan Jiao looked at the bowls and tea sets she had bought for two or three thousand, and then at Roland's innocent and handsome face, her chest was filled with breath, and her heart ached.

Painful for money.

"Throw it away." He said very sadly.

What else could it be?

Hit Roland?

The whole body of the bionic person is mechanical, and it hurts to hit it!

"Okay, master." Stared at by Blue Shark's resentful blue eyes, Roland put away the pieces carefully without any pressure, and moved them to the garbage recycling bin outside the courtyard together with many empty parcels.

The house was cleaned cleanly, with elegant curtains on the windows, soft carpets in the living room, a row of chubby cushions on the sofa, beautiful paintings on the monotonous walls, under the soft lighting, the whole room became Cozy and comfortable.

The blue shark showed a satisfied smile, and its tail fin like a gauze fan happily rubbed against the furry carpet.

Roland dutifully stood by the sofa. "Master, it's time to make dinner, but there are no ingredients in the crisper in the kitchen."

"Ah?" Lan Shark looked down at the time on the recognizer, and whispered, it was almost six o'clock, no wonder he felt hungry.

"Roland."

"What is the master's order?"

"That..." Lan Shake stared at him and asked seriously, "Would the bionics betray their master?"

Roland raised his right hand to his chest, expressing his loyalty to him. "The first principle of a bionic person is never to betray the owner, otherwise the system will start the self-destruction process."

I see!Blue Shark felt relieved.

As long as Roland doesn't reveal his privacy, he can pretend to be a mermaid outside, and he can do whatever he wants at home, maintaining his mermaid habits.

He took out a half-meter-long fresh deep-sea fish from the storage gold bracelet, and handed it to Roland: "You don't need to cook it, just wash and slice it on a plate...in a pot, it's fine."

The plates were all broken, only the pan was usable.

Roland took the fish into the kitchen without any doubt.

Lan Jiao went to wash his hands, sat down at the dining table and waited for his dinner.

"Dididi——" The recognizer suddenly received a message reminder, and found that it was a private message from the online store. He blinked and pointed his finger, and hundreds of messages rushed to his face.

[Xiao Er, I want to buy a pearl necklace!Price is not a problem, as long as it is beautiful! 】

[Hi boss, when will the new product be released?I'd like to order a set of pearl earrings, is that possible? 】

【Pearl jewelry, any style is fine! 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, are you online?I can’t wait to get the pearl jewelry!Woooooo, if you don't show up again, I will cry for you. TT】

【Dear boss, my wallet is calling for you~】

[100 million is not a problem, I am willing to pay 200 million, please put your product on the shelves as soon as possible. 】

……

There were too many messages, and all the private messages summed up with one meaning, which was to urge him to sell jewelry on the shelves.

Why do so many customers suddenly come to a new store that was originally unknown?

A big question mark appeared on Lan Shark's head.

The author has something to say:

Xiaoya: There is still a small amount of money to earn~

Your Majesty: Hidden merit and fame. ^^