Mermaid pretending to be a mermaid

Blue shark doesn't like to do housework.

All merman don't like to do housework.

When I was in the human world, I also lived in a villa, a big three-story villa. The Merman King would hire part-time workers to come and clean up for three hours a day.

Later, when she went to university and lived on campus, Lan Jiao had to rely on herself.

However, the school dormitory is only [-] to [-] square meters, which is much smaller than the current home.

It was inconvenient to sweep the floor with its tail dragging, thinking that it was at home anyway, Lan Shark turned its tail into a leg.

After a lapse of 5000 years, I became a human again, and I was not used to it for a while.

He sat on the sofa, stretched out his two long straight and white legs, patted his muscles gently with his palms, then stepped on the cold floor, stood up slowly, swayed back and forth, and quickly stabilized .

Blue Shark's shark shape is about 1.8 meters long, and a single tail takes up [-] meters. When he turned into a human form, he was only [-] meters tall.

Bixiao's human form was 1.9 meters tall, and Lan Jiao stood beside him, half a head shorter.Being ridiculed, Lan Jiao didn't care at all, because he found that the height of 1.8 meters was more than enough in the human world.

After getting used to his legs, he walked a few steps, bent down to pick up the broom, and suddenly saw something, he was embarrassed.

He forgot that he was naked, and cleaning the house with his buttocks naked didn't seem very elegant.However, now he is poor and poor, and has no other clothes except the two mermaid skirts given by the mermaid nursing center.

Frowning delicately, Lan Shark lifted the skirt that was thrown on the sofa, and with an idea, she shook the skirt and wrapped it around her waist to block the key parts.

Finally, he didn't need to be naked. He picked up the broom and was full of energy.

Sweep it inside and out, pile the garbage at the door, and wipe it twice with a rag. Fortunately, the sink in the bedroom and the swimming pool outside do not need to be taken care of. There is an intelligent automatic purifier inside, just press the button Press the button to automatically clean, drain and store water.

After working for three hours, he was hungry.

Thanks to his foresight, he stocked up a pile of food in the deep sea and stored it in a gold storage bracelet, which was enough for him to eat for two months.

Take out two large pieces of fish, wash them in the kitchen sink, and pick them up to eat.

In a new house, the kitchen is empty, lacking everything, no fresh-keeping boxes, no pots and pans, and no knives.Fortunately, the merman's teeth are sharp, so there is no pressure to chew on raw fish.

After eating two big pieces of meat, Lan Jiao licked the corners of his lips eagerly. If he wasn't worried about the lack of food left, he would still want to eat two more pieces.

Satisfied with a full belch, Blue Shark returned to the bedroom and jumped into the pool with a graceful posture. The moment he entered the water, his legs turned into tails, perfectly suppressing the splash of water.

The pool has been replaced with new water, which is crystal clear, smells like the sea, and breathes with gills, feeling comfortable all over.

Mermaids have half of the genes of sea fish, and they prefer seawater to freshwater. Therefore, the water used in daily life must have a certain concentration of salt, otherwise it is easy to get sick, and even life-threatening in severe cases.

Generally, coastal cities draw water directly from the sea, and after special treatment, it is transported to every household like tap water, which is economical and convenient.Inland cities are much more troublesome. They can only use sea salt and fresh water to make artificial sea water, which doubles the cost.

City H is a coastal city and naturally uses seawater.

Blue shark swam twice in the pool, but was not satisfied, so he dived into the underwater channel and swam into the swimming pool in the yard.

The swimming pool is oval in shape and occupies two-thirds of the yard. He swam back and forth a few times happily, lying on the deck chair by the pool, with his tail hanging in the water, patting the water happily. On the scales, shiny.

The environment of this community is good, the air is fresh, and the two villas are far apart. Lying in the yard like a blue shark, I don't worry about being peeped at all.

Sharks like to bask in the sun. Sunbathing can absorb trace elements that are not found in the deep sea, promote bone growth, kill bacteria between the scales of the tail, and enhance immune function.However, it should not be exposed to the sun for too long, as it will become dehydrated and become dried fish.

After eating and drinking, and lying down leisurely, Lan Jiao was a little drowsy and yawned. He rubbed his eyes vigorously to lift his spirits.

Can't sleep, there are many things waiting for him to do.

He turned on the recognizer and dragged out the virtual interface.After fumbling around yesterday, getting familiar with the basic operations, he turned to his bank account, saw the pitiful one and three zeros, Lan Yu sighed in a low mood.

The days when the Shark King casually gave him 100 million are gone forever.

Now, starting all over again, everything depends on myself.

One thousand interstellar coins is very little, only enough for ordinary people to buy nutrition and basic living expenses. Lanmao is a "mermaid" and lives in a high-end community, and the price of the pool fee and property fee is doubled.

He calculated an account for himself, excluding the cost of three meals a day, he would pay five hundred interstellar coins every month.

This makes people tangled.

Making money is imminent!

He took out three boxes of jewelry from the storage gold bracelet, which were earrings, necklaces, and bracelets, and placed them on the tiles around the swimming pool in order to find the best light position, and took pictures of the three jewelry with the recognizer.I took more than ten photos in a row, interpreting the beauty of pearls from different angles.

After the shooting, he picked out the best photos and uploaded them to the online store he applied for last night, edited them, marked the prices, and the products were officially put on the shelves.

The new online store does not have any credit value, and there is no money to advertise and buy recommended spots. Whether someone enters the store to place an order depends purely on luck.

Lanjiao exited the online store, opened the social platform, and used the newly registered account to view news and browse trending searches. This is the fastest and easiest way to learn about the new world.

He followed the official blog of the Earth Mermaid Conservation Center, liked all the blog posts related to wild mermaids, and thanked the staff for making a thick mosaic to protect his privacy.

He followed Han Hua again, left him a private message, and sent him a few cute Q-version mermaid emoticons.

Han Hua was probably busy and didn't respond.

Lan Jiao didn't care, he continued to pay attention to some big Vs, one of them was called Space Exploration Pioneer, a popular science blogger, and he often introduced some unexplored primitive stars.He wanted to find the mermaid eggs, maybe he could dig clues from this blogger's blog post.

Suddenly, an advertisement jumped out.

#Forward this Bobo, you will have a perfect bionic person#

Lan Shark's eyes lit up, and he quickly clicked in.

Really dozed off, send pillows, whatever is missing.

He has no interest in that "Bobo". Anyway, as long as he pays attention to the forwarding, he will have a chance to win a prize.The prizes are four bionics, namely Yu Jie, Shuai Guy, Lolita, and Zhengtai. There are four winners in total, and they will randomly give bionics.

Lan Shark followed and retweeted without hesitation, then clasped his hands together and prayed.

"Great Shark King, bless me to win the lottery!"

After the prayer was over, he had time to see what "Bobo" was.

Bobo is the AI ​​image spokesperson of Tianyu Group's Earth Branch. She looks sweet, gentle and lovely. She wears a golden gauze skirt with a golden tail underneath. into the microphone and strike a singing pose.

【October 10th, Sky Star Studio, Bobo will see you soon. 】

It turns out that AI is going to hold an interstellar network concert.

Lanyu discovered that people in the interstellar era prefer virtual stars.Whether it is acting or singing, the popularity of virtual stars far exceeds that of real people.The virtual characters are flawless, and after advanced programming, their acting and singing skills are impeccable, satisfying all fantasies of interstellar humans.

On the other hand, real-life actors and singers always have flaws of one kind or another, making them less popular than virtual stars.

Lan Yu clicked on a song sung by Bobo, and had to admit that the timbre was beautiful, and every note was sung just right, coupled with the fantastic stage effects, it brought people an auditory and visual enjoyment.

If you have to pick a thorn, it may be that your feelings are not in place.

Humans are human because they have feelings.

People with different experiences have different thoughts and perceptions, and express different emotions through singing.

Sharks like to use singing to convey information and exchange feelings, and their requirements for timbre have almost reached the level of nitpicking, so Bobo's singing sounds like a soulless voice to Lan Shark's ears.

He turned off the video and rubbed his suffering ear fins.

After exiting the social platform, Lan Shaw turned off the screen and slid into the water.

If it stays in the sun, he will become a mermaid.

Swim back to the bedroom in a leisurely manner, float on the water leisurely, continue to use the recognizer, find the online shopping mall, and start adding daily necessities for yourself.

Due to limited funds, he can only spend his money and find the cheapest shop.

He doesn't like to eat cooked food, and he doesn't need pots and seasonings. He only needs knives, plates, chopsticks, and chopsticks.

He usually sleeps in the water, with all the bedding scratched off.

He likes to be clean, toothbrush, towels, shampoo and body wash all have to be bought.

In order to keep the pool clean, the mermaids always use the toilet, and the blue shark is no exception.This is a habit he developed in the human world. There are no deep sea fish that help break down substances on land.

So he bought a big bag of toilet paper.

After buying these, he clicked into the mermaid clothing store, and when he saw those dresses that were more gorgeous than the other, he decisively quit.

Well, it’s better to buy than to do it yourself!

He has shark silk, so as long as he has tools, he can design and sew by himself, and he can have any style he wants.

After shopping, he clicked the checkout.

"Whoa~"

The sound of money going out.

The six hundred interstellar coins are gone.

Lanyu unconsciously puffed up her cheeks, feeling pain in her heart.

With the remaining [-] interstellar coins, he dare not move, the property and energy fees have not been paid yet!

"Ding Dang~ You have sold three items!"

When the sweet electronic sound sounded, Lan Yu was stunned for a moment, doubting that he opened his own online store, only to see that the three pieces of jewelry that had been hung up earlier had already been photographed.

what?

So fast?

He thought he would have to wait at least ten days and a half a month, but he didn't expect to sell it in less than an hour?

Which rich woman took such a generous shot, and took a picture of 100 million interstellar coins without blinking an eye?

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Xiaosha: I have a small amount of money~~Kai Sen~