[FZ] The queen is a god

Buying and buying is a woman's nature.

As we all know, the most touching love words in the world, besides "I love you", are "buy, buy, buy", or "swipe casually", and Gilgamesh just satisfies the latter.

He is keen on taking a walk, and in his words it means "inspecting his own garden". Feng Xiao didn't want to stay in the gloomy Tohsaka house any longer, so she decided to go out to get some fresh air, and somehow she was abducted by him to go for a walk and buy a lot.

The King of Gold with his own golden rules needs nothing more than money.High heels, buy!Brand-name bags, buy!Big-name clothing, buy!Jewelry, buy buy buy!

After walking around for almost a day, she almost broke her leg, seeing him still alive and well, Feng Xiao felt very resentful.

She was wrong, she would never go shopping with this guy again, even though he has excellent taste, but she couldn't keep up with her physical strength.

It's definitely not that she's old, she just hasn't had a good rest -- bah, it might as well be that she's old.

Feng Xiao's eyes wandered, her cheeks were flushed, and she was suddenly awakened by a hearty and thick greeting.

"Ahaha! It's Archer and the eighth Master!" The muscular burly man held a heavy wooden wine barrel under his arm and laughed with his hands on his hips, "What a coincidence, are you guys coming out to buy wine too? "

Which eye of yours saw that we were going to buy wine?

Feng Xiao really lost her temper with this nervous Rider, she nodded and smiled: "Hello, King of Conquerors, let me introduce myself, I'm Nicole. Uh, we're not here to buy wine." Gilgamesh holding hands.

The Conqueror noticed, and rubbed his chin. It was hard to believe that the two opponents who had fought a few days ago were on the mend.

What is this, do not know each other?

"You two..."

"Miscellaneous cultivator, where are your eyes looking? Who allowed you to look at my queen like that." Gilgamesh lowered his face in displeasure.

"Your queen?!" The Conqueror King's bell-like eyes almost popped out, "The beautiful eighth Master, what's so good about this guy, why did you agree to marry this Kim Pika?"

Feng Xiao really wanted to cover her face, but she heard Gilgamesh triumphantly say: "Of course it's because she lost to me, and she is willing to submit to this king's demeanor from now on."

I bother!

She gritted her teeth with anger, and was about to refute when the King of Conquerors interrupted, "I see, it's a trophy! Luckily, Archer, she looks pretty good."

God what a spoils of war!Do you think you are evaluating a product?

"Of course, my king's woman is naturally the best."

"Then her best side is definitely not reflected in her combat power and appearance, but in her endurance, right? With your character... Speaking of which, Archer, tonight I am going to hold a 'King's Banquet', you Come join in too!"

"Hmph, are you here to host the King's Banquet?" Gilgamesh raised his brows, his eyes filled with contempt, "Okay, let me see what you can come up with, Miscellaneous."

"Hahaha, then it's settled." The King of Conquerors didn't take it seriously, turned and left, "Then the location will be at Saber's house, remember."

Hey, does Saber know about this decision?Don't expropriate other people's homes!

Feng Xiao stared speechlessly at their collusion, and one of the instigators laughed disdainfully: "Let's just see what dinner party those two miscellaneous cultivators can hold, and chat to pass the time."

She sighed silently, with King Conqueror's informal character, it's better not to hold on to hope.

The silent night fell on Einzbern Castle.

The once magnificent castle was severely damaged after the First World War between Emiya Kiritsugu and Kenneth. Most of the castle was reduced to ruins, and broken bricks and tiles can be seen everywhere.

Amid the crisp sound of high-heeled shoes landing, the beautiful young woman with silver hair and red eyes walked through the dilapidated corridor and sighed softly.

Suddenly a burst of thunder resounded through the sky, the beautiful woman's eyes went dark, and she staggered to the wall and fell down.

Saber in a black suit hurried over, "Irisviel!"

She supported the beautiful woman and said with concern: "Are you alright?"

Irisviel frowned slightly, "Do you want to attack from the front while Kiritsugu is not around?"

"The thunder just now, and this unscrupulous way of appearing on stage," Saber said solemnly, "The enemy is probably Rider."

Before the words were finished, the unique moo sound accompanied by the roar of the wheels had already sounded at the door, Alice Feier and Saber did not dare to delay, and hurried to the hall.

"Yo! Saber." I saw a red-haired burly man dressed in white T jeans standing on the divine bull chariot, waving and shouting quite familiarly.

Saber couldn't grasp the other party's thoughts for a while, and hesitated: "Rider...?"

"I heard that you live in the castle, so I wanted to come and visit it." Rider looked around, ignoring the helpless sigh of his Master behind him, and commented to himself, "I didn't expect it to be so deserted, huh?"

The two masters who were evaluated in this way did not know how to respond at all.

"And what's the matter with you, you're wearing this kind of tacky battle attire when we meet." He looked at the fully armed Saber, and proudly punched his strong chest, "Why don't you wear modern and popular clothes tonight?"

Saber took a step forward impatiently, "Rider, what on earth are you here for?"

"You don't know when you see me like this?" Rider took out a wooden wine barrel from the car and carried it on his shoulder with one hand, "Of course I came to find you for a drink. Hey! Don't stand there, lead the way!" He patted the bottom of the barrel, with a look of course, "Is there a courtyard suitable for holding banquets? This desolate castle is full of dust, it's really unbearable."

Saber and Irisviel looked at each other speechlessly, and reluctantly led them to the flower bed in the castle atrium.

The quadrangular flower beds surrounded a circular flat ground, where two Servants sat upright, the atmosphere was extremely peaceful.

A huge fist cracked the lid of the barrel, and the mellow aroma of red wine immediately filled the air.

The King of Conquerors took a leisurely gulp of the wine with a bamboo handle spoon, and said slowly: "I heard that the Holy Grail is destined to be obtained by the right person. Although the battle in Fuyuki City is to verify this kind of ceremony, it is only to determine the candidate. It doesn't have to be bloodshed. If the Heroic Spirits can understand each other's 'qualifications'—" He scooped up a spoonful of wine and handed it to Saber, "then the answer will come naturally."

Saber took the wine spoon without hesitation, and drank it neatly in one gulp, earning Rider's admiration.

"So, first of all, you and I compared 'qualifications', Rider."

"Exactly. We believe that the kings will not give in to each other, so we can't let it go—that is, this is not a 'Holy Grail War' but a 'Holy Grail Question and Answer'. Let's compare and see who has the strength to match the 'King of the Holy Grail'. "

He laughed and said, "That is to say, the real story can be seen between the toast and the cup."

The enchantment wraps Vimana tightly, and Feng Xiao lazily sits on the armrest of the only throne of this glorious ship-after all, she feels that sitting on the armrest is worse than sitting on Gilgamesh's lap It makes her more comfortable, even if she wants to stand the most, but what's the point of arguing with the second king, it's better to be obedient.

They arrived not long after the King of Conquerors sat down. Thanks to the King of Conquerors who arbitrarily destroyed the barrier of Einsbern Castle, otherwise it would not have been so easy for them to sneak in.

In view of the fact that a certain middle school king likes to play the finale, they have been quietly watching the two kings discussing in the sky, until the king of conquests proposed the unreliable method of using drinking to determine the ownership of the Holy Grail.

Is there no normal person in this world?Feng Xiao was speechless, and the Second King of Zhong beside her had endured to the limit.

"That's the end of the joke, Miscellaneous."

The people below looked up in amazement, and saw the radiant golden boat hovering in the air with its emerald-studded wings flaring up. Archer in golden armor hugged a girl in a white skirt, looking down at them condescendingly.

The man was tall and slender, and his perfect figure was outlined by the golden armor, making him look more and more heroic and imposing.The petite and beautiful girl snuggled up beside him, looking extremely harmonious.

"Archer? Why did you come here?" Saber was about to stand up vigilantly, and it was the calm Rider who answered her.

"Well, I met this guy in the town, so I invited him." He waved at Archer graciously, "Speaking of which, you came too late, Kim Picka."

"Shut up, miscellaneous cultivator, you didn't tell the time clearly." Gilgamesh jumped off the Vimana with Feng Xiao in his arms, and walked in front of the Servants in a leisurely manner, with his chin slightly raised, domineering, arrogant and dignified .

"How can you apologize for choosing to hold the King's Banquet in such a crappy place and causing me to make a futile trip?"

His snake-like indifferent and sharp eyes glanced around, Irisviel flinched, and Weber was so frightened that he sat down on the ground.

"Don't speak so unkindly!" The Conqueror King looked at the helpless Feng Xiao, and said, "Archer. Today is the king's banquet. Only the king is eligible to attend the banquet, isn't it? You let your queen enter like this." Field, isn't it a bit inappropriate?"

"Queen?!" The rest of the people who didn't know why were taken aback.Seeing them teaming up to destroy the Jiantong Mansion and kill Jiantong Zouyan, they thought they were just a simple cooperative relationship, but did they turn out to be more stable partners? Servant and potential rival Master? !It's a fantasy!

As a result, they had to reassess the strength of Tohsaka's side.

Feng Xiao didn't want to explain, but just nodded and smiled at them: "Good evening, I am the eighth Master Nicole, from Huaguo."

Gilgamesh cast a cool glance at the King of Conquerors: "Say something stupid, miscellaneous, the queen I personally recognize is more qualified to be my equal than anyone else."

"Oh, that's how it is." The King of Conquerors handed him a wine spoon, "Anyway, let's drink this first!"

Gilgamesh looked critically at the wine, took a sip, and immediately moved the spoon away in disgust, "What kind of cheap and bad wine is this, do you think this kind of thing can really test the 'qualification' of a hero? "

"Is that so?" The Conqueror took the wine spoon with a troubled expression on his face, "This is the best wine in the market in this region."

"You think so because you don't know what real fine wine is, miscellaneous cultivator." Gilgamesh snorted, and a brilliant golden swirl appeared in his hand-this was the precursor to summoning the battle treasure. Like Weber, facing a big enemy, trembling.

However, what appeared from the vortex was not the weapon they were afraid of, but a round golden bottle, and there was a slight sound of water swaying inside.

Looking at this familiar wine bottle, Feng Xiao couldn't help laughing, Gilgamesh glanced at her with a smile, then looked at the King of Conquerors, and casually threw him four golden cups.

"Drink and see, this is the real 'Wine of the King'."

"This is really top-notch wine." The Conqueror didn't mind his contempt, and happily filled up the wine one by one, and the domineering aroma of the wine instantly occupied the air.

When the wine entered his throat, the King of Conquerors immediately widened his eyes and praised loudly: "Good wine!"

Saber also blinked in surprise, a blush appeared on her face.

This is indeed a good wine that she has never tasted before. It is clear and mellow, with a tangy aroma. The refreshing feeling travels through the whole body from the esophagus, and finally rushes into the brain, giving people a feeling of being in a celestial spirit. I don't know when it will be.

"Of course, whether it's wine or swords, I only keep the highest grade in my treasury." Gilgamesh smiled with satisfaction, and sat on the ground with a chic and calm posture that even gave people the impression that he was in a magnificent palace. illusion.He shook the wine glass lightly, then took a sip, "Use this to determine the style of the king."

Feng Xiao'an quietly wandered into the sky with her wine glass in her hand: I seem to have heard these words somewhere...

Saber glanced at him dissatisfied, while the King of Conquerors waved his hand in a dazed way, and said, "Archer, your nectar is indeed worthy of these precious cups. Unfortunately, the Holy Grail is different from the wine cup. First of all, you must know What kind of wish must be entrusted to the Holy Grail, otherwise everything will be in vain."

"Miscellaneous cultivators, don't go too far. First of all, the premise of 'competing' for the Holy Grail is already unreasonable." Gilgamesh said calmly, "In the final analysis, that thing is my treasure, and all the treasures in the world come from it. in my treasury."

"So you guys have ever owned the Holy Grail? Have you seen it for what it is?"

Gilgamesh denied it lightly, "Don't judge it by the standards of miscellaneous cultivators. The total number of my treasures has already exceeded my expected range. When something becomes a 'treasure', it naturally belongs to me. I want to steal it blatantly." If it is, it is still a little self-aware.”

"Your arrogant words are no different from Caster's self-talk. It seems that he is not the only one who is insane Servant."

Saber's counterattack was really beautiful, Feng Xiao really wanted to applaud if the person involved was not sitting next to her, and Gilgamesh's expression at the moment was also very exciting, which made her very happy.

However, this beautiful and immature dumb-haired queen was criticized in the ensuing debate because of her wishes and ideals of governing the country. There was no way to explain it. The pitiful appearance of her faith being destroyed made Feng Xiao just sit on the sidelines. The wallflowers couldn't bear it anymore.

"...Queen, what do you think?" Gilgamesh laughed enough, stretched out his hand to take her into his arms, and asked with great interest.

This is undoubtedly an insult to Saber. After all, everyone thinks she is just a grassroots person. How can she understand the kingly way?

Feng Xiao didn't want to respond and wanted to pour wine on his face, "I'd better not say anything..."

She just wants to be a quiet wallflower, why drag her into the water.

Saber's face was livid, she clenched her small fists and scolded angrily: "Archer, don't bully people too much!"

"Miscellaneous cultivators, don't be ignorant of good and bad, this is my queen, and it's your luck to hear her opinion."

Never seen someone so capable of attracting hatred, Feng Xiao said that she just wanted to leave now. "I am real……"

"...Really?" Saber raised her hand to interrupt her.She was pale, angrily gouged Archer several times, and forced her own pride to look directly at Feng Xiao, her delicate eyebrows and eyes were full of stubbornness. "Okay, tell me."

Feng Xiao silently put down the wine glass, calmly looked back at the confused and stubborn green eyes, and sighed.

Ugh.

What can she say, who has been corrupted by feudal monarchy for more than 1000 years and has been a tyrant for more than a hundred years?

At that time, she was ignorant and devoted herself to serving the country like Saber, and devoted herself to being a "correct" and idealized Mingjun. What happened to her in the end?

"Abandoning the ego in order to correctly perform the duties of the king...Saber, forgive me for not agreeing. In my opinion, the ego is self-esteem, no matter what—it cannot be abandoned."

Archer laughed arrogantly, but he was wearing armor, so Feng Xiao couldn't help but beat him up.

She glanced at Saber with a livid face in embarrassment, and continued: "Your idea of ​​governing the country is indeed correct in the present, but it is undoubtedly too advanced for the feudal era you live in. The correct idea is in the wrong era It's just talk—the country cannot be governed by talk."

"Every country that perishes is due to historical inevitability. This is called 'God's will'. God's will cannot be violated. You are obviously just a mortal, even if you are deified by your subjects, you are still a mortal. Something that can't be done?"

"What's more, no matter how great the ancient Mingjun is, it is impossible to dedicate himself to the country wholeheartedly. Why?"

"Because everyone has selfishness, and because the imperial power is supreme." Her tone was extremely indifferent, and she added the knife quite honestly, "If sitting on the throne means sacrificing oneself and destroying human desires, then who would be willing to be king? In the feudal era, the reason why the king existed was to unite the beliefs of the subjects and maintain the unity and stability of the country. The king formulated laws and policies to provide the people with a stable and orderly life, protect their interests, and give them rights, so the people also They should fulfill their obligations—sacrificing one’s life for the country is never what a king should do, it’s the duty of his subjects. Breaking away from the masses, trying to pull the whole country out of the mud with one’s own strength? It’s too idealistic.”

Saber was hit hard, her slender body crumbling.

Why does everyone say, did she really do something wrong?

Saber was in a turmoil, but the King of Conquerors stopped paying attention to her. Instead, he leaned forward and stared at Feng Xiao with bright eyes: "You are a wonderful woman! I like it very much! Do you want to think about it?" Why don't you just give up this bad-tempered Kim Pika and become my princess?"

What is the direction of the plot!

Feng Xiao froze in place, not knowing what expression to put on, Gilgamesh's murderous aura surged all over his body, and he slammed the wine glass on the ground, "Miscellaneous cultivator! Who gave you the guts to covet this king's queen?!"

"Huh?! Idiot, idiot! What are you going crazy about!" Weber rushed forward like hell, and launched the skill "Small Punch to Your Shoulder" skillfully, which was violently suppressed by the King of Conquerors with a snap of his fingers.

"Is it weird? I, Iskandar, am the King of Conquerors! If you want, you can plunder and conquer! When you see a woman you like, you want to snatch it. Is there anything wrong?" The King of Conquerors laughed, "Only Only the best things can arouse the king's desire to conquer."

I see.Feng Xiao breathed a sigh of relief in her heart, she thought she would have a scene of "the domineering emperor falling in love with me", but luckily it wasn't that bloody.

Gilgamesh, however, does not want to understand.He narrowed his red eyes and smiled coldly: "It seems that you really don't want to live tonight, Miscellaneous."

"Tonight is not a good time for a big fight, it's too disruptive to the atmosphere." The Conqueror drank the contents of the cup in one gulp, and waved his hand with a flushed face, "The duel between the two of us will definitely become the finale of the Holy Grail Overlord, so let's save it for later." Finally!"

"Conqueror, you!" Saber was furious, did she treat her like nothing?How could the majestic King Arthur ever suffer such slights!

She stepped forward angrily, "I haven't finished yet..."

"Little girl," the King of Conquerors looked at her regretfully, and said with some regret, "Saber, I no longer recognize you as a king."

Feng Xiao looked embarrassed, for some reason she always had a feeling of being out of place, maybe it was because of cultural differences that she couldn't empathize with it.

She tilted her head and thought for a moment, but decided that it would be better not to stay any longer.Now that what she wanted to say has been said, and there are Assassins watching over her, she'd better slip away as soon as possible.

Pretending to adjust the hem of the skirt, he secretly pressed the small watch that he had prepared in advance, and the bell would ring when he pressed it.She has liked to use this trick since she was a child, and it never fails.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, she took out her mobile phone and pretended to say a few words, and calmly raised an apologetic smile under the scrutiny of the big guys.

"I'm very sorry, I still have things to do..." She glanced at the expressionless Gilgamesh hesitantly.

"Tsk, what a disappointment." He frowned and said displeasedly, "Forget it, let me forgive you this time, go."

"Sorry, I'm sorry." Resisting the urge to grind her teeth, she suppressed a smile, saluted gracefully, activated the Speed ​​Talisman, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

"This is... teleportation?" Irisviel was puzzled, her face suddenly changed, and she hurried to Saber's side.

There was a strange fluctuation of magic power in the air, and the atrium under the moonlight was filled with black mist, and one after another, men in black with skull masks appeared.They were of different shapes, men, women, old and young, and they surrounded the entire courtyard.

"Assassin..."

Without making a fuss, the killing intent suddenly arose.Tonight, the battle begins.

The author has something to say: I am not very good at political science, so just write casually about governing the country and don't take it seriously.However, in the context of Saber's time at that time, I really do not agree with her philosophy of governing the country.

The character of the heroine is that she doesn't like to socialize, she puts strength first, she is a bit cold-blooded, and she does things based on her heart. After all, she has been poisoned by feudalism for more than 1000 years, is it understandable?