God also goes to school

Although full of curiosity and uneasiness, Su Xiaole still had to accept the fact that he was already a student of Tianting School.

And her wonderful classmates did not live up to her high expectations, one after another strange things happened frequently...

I still remember that on the first day of school, the students exchanged each other's strengths before class in order to connect with each other.

So... the bell for the first class rang and no one heard it.

So... when the teacher came in, he saw such a scene: the whole class jumped up and down, some stretched their arms to hug the whole class, some screamed loudly, and some were eating endlessly, what's more Or, take off your arms and play...I'll go!

And the scariest thing is that there is also a painted skin type, who actually took off the human skin to enjoy the shade, so that the teacher didn't have time to put it on when he came in... Wu Su Xiaole covered her face and didn't want to see it.

"Hello, students." The teacher walked up to the podium with a smile, and gently supported the desk with both hands, "Now, the class begins."

Well, the teachers in Tianting are really different, even facing such teachers can be so calm.

ox!Su Xiaole couldn't help giving a thumbs up in her heart.

The teacher's voice didn't seem loud, but it miraculously overwhelmed all the sounds at the scene and penetrated into everyone's eardrums.

Mengniu!Su Xiaole gave another thumbs up in her heart.

The teacher looked back at the blackboard where yesterday's theme class meeting still remained, and continued to put his hands on the table and looked at the students with a smile: "Today's class has already started, and yesterday's blackboard has not been wiped. Who is the labor committee?"

Classmates, you look at me, I look at you, and then look at the teacher together.

Therefore, the teacher obviously succeeded in reading these eyes: "Have you chosen yet?"

The students nodded in agreement.

"The teacher intern is really unreliable. The efficiency is too low." The teacher frowned.

Only then did Su Xiaole know that Teacher Cang is an intern teacher, no wonder seeing all kinds of kawaii is unreliable.But fortunately, this teacher is reliable at first glance.

Su Xiaole held her face, waiting for this reliable teacher to continue.

So, I saw this scene——

A certain reliable teacher ordered impatiently: "Class is coming soon, hurry up, choose a class, don't worry about it, just draw lots."

lottery?

Well...it's so awesome that I can't be more awesome==!Su Xiaole dripped sweat and raised her third thumb (don't ask me how many thumbs I have).

Just like that, the teacher used illusion to draw lots, and in less than 1 minute, all the class committee members in the class were selected... It really was efficient!

The classmate named Nie Shuiwu whose arms can be extended at will just happened to be selected by the sports committee member, so he showed off his stunt on the spot, sitting on the seat and stretching his arms... he wiped the blackboard quite calmly, and then retracted.

== Well, Su Xiaole has to admit that she still has some pressure to accept such a class.But... still inexplicably excited + curious about what's going on!

"Okay." After the blackboard was wiped and the discipline was adjusted a little, the teacher began to give a formal lecture, "My surname is Li, Teacher Li. From the beginning of this semester, I will teach you the basic mental methods. As the name suggests, the basic mental methods are the foundation of all fairy arts. The basics. Presumably, the students have already perceived their own spiritual power, which is what the world calls superpowers. But at present, your abilities can also do street performances or something, at most go to "I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala" to play some Real acrobatics, nothing else!"

This teacher really keeps pace with the world!Can heaven also watch TV?Su Xiaole couldn't help deserting.

Teacher Li looked at everyone with a serious face: "Your current spiritual power is useless against killing demons at all! You must have known that since you entered this Tianting school, you are destined to kill demons!" , and the way to kill demons is extremely dangerous, so I am obliged to be responsible for your lives! Therefore, you must pay 100% attention to each of my lectures! Otherwise..."

He scanned the whole class and stopped at Su Xiaole: "Student Su Xiaole, please repeat what I just said."

"Eh? Ah..." Su Xiaole was at a loss.Looking at Ye Lenglen, the latter looked at the blackboard without squinting.So he looked at the teacher and narrowed his eyes into crescent moons.

This is her trump card in the past 18 years.Although she is not beautiful or smart, she knows the truth of not hitting someone with a smiling face when she reaches out, so she will bend her eyes and smile every time she makes a mistake, putting on a pure and pleasing look.Just like that, it confused many people and made her taste a lot of sweetness.

Unfortunately, this time, it failed.

"Please repeat it." Teacher Li looked at Su Xiaole and said word by word.

Su Xiaole's smile froze on her face, it seemed that she couldn't make it through today.He bowed his head, ashamed after being criticized.

However, it seems that this teacher not only wants the students to feel ashamed, but also... corporal punishment.

I saw Teacher Li staring at Su Xiaole, then raised his hand——

"No!" Ye Lenglen only had time to shout.

Su Xiaole has already lost consciousness.

Before she passed out from the pain, she only vaguely heard the teacher's words, "Otherwise... the teacher will punish you physically."

Trembling ⊙﹏⊙ b!

When I woke up, it was already dusk.

Although the heaven has already exceeded the time division of sun rise and moon set, but because 90.00% of the students in Tianting School come from the human world, in order for them to adapt, the school still uses fairy magic to transform day and night throughout the year.In short, Tianting School is trying to imitate the human world as much as possible.

It is said that Su Xiaole woke up, and then found that it would be better not to wake up!When I don't wake up, at least I'm still in a coma and don't know anything, but when I wake up, the pain can't be worse!This kind of pain is not like any previous pain, this time, it seems that every cell is hurting... so painful!

woo woo~~~~~

Su Xiaole's tears rolled down one by one.And the body was so painful that he couldn't move.

"Are you awake?" Ye Lenglen, who was standing by and accidentally turned into an ice cube and fell asleep, was awakened by the crying, and turned into a human form, rubbing his eyes.

Seeing a piece of ice turning into a young girl in front of her, Su Xiaole pursed her mouth and cried even more fiercely~~~~(>_<)~~~~"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, i want to go home! I want to go home~~~~”

Ye Lengleng didn't answer, still with a cold face, but took out a gourd from her arms, which she bought with herself from the seniors and seniors in the graduation season before school started, and she took out a gourd from the gourd The blue pill was handed to Su Xiaole.

Su Xiaole couldn't move at all, only one feeling was pain, so she kept crying, looked at Ye Lenglen, cried, then looked at the pill in her hand, and continued to cry.

Ye Lenglen took a deep breath, put the blue pill into his mouth, chewed it, and then—— put it in Su Xiaole's mouth...

"Well……"

"Uh……"

"Um……"

After three consecutive hums, Su Xiaole miraculously felt that the pain in her body disappeared completely!

"It's amazing!" Su Xiaole jumped up and said.

"Yeah." Ye Lenglen's ears turned red.It seems that her kissing skills are good, she even used "miraculous" to describe it.Thinking of it this way, I feel a little proud for no reason.

However, Su Xiaole said next: "What kind of medicine is this? It's much better than painkillers! The pain is gone all of a sudden, it's amazing!"

Uh... "There is no medicine, it is an elixir left by the students of the previous classes, specially designed to punish teachers of various subjects." The voice was cold, without showing any emotion.

"An elixir?" Su Xiaole, whose tears were still wet, became excited, "Is it made by the Supreme Lord? The kind that can increase your cultivation by how many years?"

"You read too many fictional novels." Ye Leng gave her a cold look, "It's not Taishang Laojun, it's Xiandanjun, who specializes in making some painkillers to remind... In short, they are effective medicines and the like. They can increase cultivation. He can't refine the elixir."

"Xiandan Jun?" Su Xiaole 囧, "This name...is too random."

Ye Leng Leng ignored her boring question, but continued to say: "The elixir that can increase cultivation, in the entire heaven, only the Penglai clan can make it. But the medicine of the Penglai clan is so rare, you think everyone can make it." It looks like you just casually drank the treasure of Zhendao from the Penglai Immortal!"

"Me?" Su Xiaole looked at Ye Lengleng.

Ye Leng Leng was startled, knowing that he had made a slip of the tongue, he waved his hand: "It's getting late, go to bed."

"Hey, don't sleep!" Su Xiaole reached out to pull her.

But he found that the person in front of him had shrunk into an ice cube and jumped into the refrigerator.

"Hello—" Su Xiaole watched the refrigerator door shut with a "bang", and stopped in frustration.

For a while, the dormitory was empty only for herself (she couldn't treat a piece of ice that had turned into ice and hid in the freezer as a person), Su Xiaole, who had always been indifferent to the world, couldn't help but think a little more.

It's weird here.Students have superpowers.But why didn't I?

That classmate named Daniel, why did she say that her mind-reading skills could only read my mind?

Why, Ye Leng said that I drank that Penglai Zhendao Zhibao?

Who am I?

Even, the Emperor of Heaven needs to personally receive and guide...