God also goes to school

Josh was originally a temperamental girl, but after an incident happened, she completely changed her mind, especially after learning to smoke, and never looked back on the road of a tomboy.

Therefore, when she sees a girl with temperament, she will always feel a little shocked.

And Zhang Yu is such a temperament girl.

Objectively speaking, except for Su Xiaole, all the girls in the class are top-notch beauties. After all, those who can be selected as gods are reflected in all aspects.Otherwise, there would be no such thing as "beautiful as a fairy" in the world.However, among this group of top beauties, only Zhang Yu has all the "stinky problems" of beauties, such as - love to be ugly, love to make up, love to be late, love to wear perfume, princess disease, arrogant... and so on. countless.

Now, Josh had to wait for nearly an hour before Zhang Yu Shi Shiran, who had finished her makeup, came out of the dormitory.She sneezed sharply several times before rubbing her nose to get used to the perfume and various makeup powders on Zhang Yu's body.

"Hi, beauty." Teacher Li is obviously much more helpful than Josh. Seeing Zhang Yu with moisturizing nude makeup, he waved, "You can go."

So, the most procrastinating trio was the last one to get on the stage of Immortal Demon Dao.

There must be monsters, but with Teacher Li around, Josh and Zhang Yu are both girls at heart, so don't worry.So they followed Teacher Li and waited for the monster that crashed into their pockets, and Zhang Yu even got impatient and took out the sprayer to replenish water from time to time, and even took out the powder puff to touch up makeup.

Josh's face was dark: "The monster is coming, are you going to hit it with your powder puff?"

Zhang Yu didn't answer, but pouted: "You are jealous of me."

"Jealous of you?" Josh was angry and funny, "What can I be jealous of you!"

"I'm jealous of my beauty." Zhang Yu was still calm and powdered, and said a sentence lightly and smoothly.Apparently, as the school belle of a certain middle school, this young lady talks a lot like this ==

Josh was tongue-tied, sure enough, there is no brain school flower or something, it is the rhythm that if you don't hold hatred every minute, you will die!

"Hush, there are monsters."

The two of them were playing 123 wooden figures and shut their mouths and stared blankly, but Teacher Li calmly reminded them.

The two followed Mr. Li's quiet pointing gestures, and sure enough, they saw two monsters walking out of the dense forest, hooking their shoulders together.

"Ah, demon!"

Josh yelled and rushed over, and then fell to the ground with a "snoring" ==

"what--"

Seeing Josh rushing over, the two little demons with their shoulders hooked were also taken aback, screaming louder than Josh.

"Ah--so ugly--ah--ah--"

The big beauty Zhang Yu also saw the monster, and it was a monster that screamed and lost her composure. She was frightened and cried in an instant: Nima is so ugly!

As for screaming or something, she, Zhang Yu, has never lost.

So, the poor two little devils were first made dizzy and sleepy by Josh's powerful sleepy aura, and then frightened by the scream of the beautiful woman Yu.

So, Teacher Li just stretched out his hand and caught them straight away.

"Hey, it's so dirty!" Zhang Yu looked disgusted.

Josh just woke up rubbing his eyes: "What? Is this the end of the fight?"

Teacher Li smiled and did not answer his words, but brought the two monsters in front of them: "Look, they are all low-level little monsters with green faces and fangs, and their abilities are very small. When you go out on missions in the future If you see it, you can immediately eliminate the cross. Hey, the lighter their faces are, the more powerful they are. If the color is pale to white, they are very powerful top-level demons. If you see them from a distance, you will run away, but It depends on your luck. Of course, there is another kind of the most powerful one, which has no other color on the face and is no different from a human being. When this happens, you can only think of yourself as unlucky and think about having a good pregnancy in your next life."

Josh and Zhang Yu nodded while listening.

"Look at the fangs again." The competent teacher opened Xiaomo's mouth and showed it to the students, "See? These are the obvious fangs, which basically belong to animal nature, that is, the most primitive kind. It looks scary, but its actual attack power is weak."

"It's just like human beings." The competent teacher does not forget to take care of the humanistic feelings, and to teach, "The more arrogant you look, the less capable you are."

If Josh and Zhang Yu realized something, they listened carefully.

The two subdued demons were inexplicably humiliated: Your sister!It's fine if you kill him, why don't you teach on the spot so conscientiously?peat!Fall~~~~(>_<)~~~~ I quit, 嘤嘤~~

But being restrained by the Ya acupoint, he couldn't say anything, he could only stare at the moist little eyes and sob.

And this look obviously cannot be interpreted by the three teachers and students who are enthusiastic about learning, so the three of them rolled Xiaomo's eyes, lips, and recognized the various organs in turn, and how could it be faster, more accurate and less laborious? To kill a gremlin had an eager and friendly discussion.The teaching links such as teacher-student interaction, group cooperation, problem teaching, etc. are brought into full play.

Finally, the two students nodded conclusively, expressing that they had comprehended the spirit.Teacher Li just slapped the two little demons to death, then slapped the ashes, sent a signal, and went back home!

Teacher Li here focuses on teaching, while Teacher Cang over there focuses on demonstration.

But it was Fang Yu and Ou Ziyu who were following Teacher Cang.Two senior otakus are very familiar with Zhai Wenhua, so they have always held the attitude of "serious and respectful on the outside, and petite and cute on the inside" towards this teacher who has the same name and type as a certain female star in a Japanese movie.

And this time, Teacher Cang did not disappoint them. When he arrived in the Demon Realm, facing the three little devils around him, he immediately took out a judge pen, tapped left and right, and quickly packed the three together for delivery after a few rounds. Back to grandma's house!

And the two nerds were even more stunned - top-notch figure, top-notch skills, this is not killing demons, it is simply making a beautiful movie!

Teacher Cang put away his pen and raised his eyebrows at the two of them.There is still some little girl's pride between her brows.

Wow, wow, Japanese girls are so kawaii, woo woo woo, get drunk~~~

The two nerds recovered from the shock, and tried their best to flatter: "Teacher Cang is too good!"

"Where." Teacher Cang smiled, looking at the judge's pen in his hand with some embarrassment, "The main reason is that this pen is powerful."

"That's right! Teacher Cang's pen is quite powerful!"

"Hee hee, actually this pen was given to me by my mother, who said it has ancient power. She is a good mother and gave me the best."

"That is to say! Your mother's pen is absolutely awesome!"

Uh……

After the two otakus finished playing, they suddenly felt that something was wrong. They looked at each other, blushing silently and stopped talking.Cough, you don't understand the simplicity and wretchedness of an otaku ==

Generally speaking, the whole school's students went smoothly this time, basically none of them performed abnormally, and none of them couldn't come back after something happened—except for Su Xiaole.

Ye Lengleng pulled Dim Sum Wuchen early in the morning, the first team entered the entrance of the Immortal Demon, and when they arrived at the location, they also "shua, shua, shua, shua" four swords took the four little demons on the spot, and then pulled the dim sum Dust is back.The speed is so fast that making Dim Sum Wu Chen go back and forth like a blink of an eye dream.

Then, Kuaijian Ye Leng Leng stayed at the mouth of the fairy demon...

Squatting from morning to dusk, groups of people came back, but the person they were waiting for couldn't be seen!

Finally, when Danielle and Nie Shuiwu came back, Su Xiaole, who was traveling with her, was nowhere to be seen.

The author has something to say: Today's third watch is over.

The daily update will start tomorrow~~ Let’s go, friends~~~~