God also goes to school

The May Day Gala, let's go for the seven-day holiday!

The so-called festivals are pitifully few in the sky, and there are only a handful of them. For example, there are countless festivals such as the East-West Law Conference once in a hundred years, and the Pan Peach Conference once in a thousand years. It's too late to change, so naturally I still need to take care of it, so the school also has May Day, uh, why are the teachers so happy, hey, being a teacher, calm and calm.

Of course, the blackboard newspapers in the God Realm are different from the ones in the human world. It is not just that you can just write some short articles like chicken soup for the soul and do a little painting to deal with it.

"This blackboard newspaper needs to be transformed with illusion, not only to be beautiful, but also to have immortal power condensed inside. As for the theme of the blackboard newspaper, it is May Day, labor, work, killing demons, etc., you can spread it out as you like." During the class meeting, Teacher Cang blinked mysteriously, "This time the blackboard newspaper will be judged by the whole school. There will be prizes for the top three! Moreover, the teacher can tell you responsibly here that our honorary principal, His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven, can never make a move. Don't be stingy. Come on! Fuck you!"

Uh, top three?

If I remember correctly, there should be only four classes in the school, right?

Su Xiaole helped her forehead.

Yes, there are indeed only four classes in this school.

Because this is a mortal guide school for immortal students who have completed pre-high school studies in the human world. It is set up in the model of a university in the human world, but it is definitely not like the expansion of enrollment in the human world. The immortals who are guided by the heavens every year There are only three to 40 people, just enough to form a small class.

In other words, from entering the school as a freshman to graduating from the senior year, this school only has four grades and four classes!

The whole class collectively supports the amount.

In other words, as long as it is not the last place, there will be rewards?

Apparently, senior brothers and sisters are much more powerful in their celestial arts, and they definitely have the upper hand in doing this kind of celestial power blackboard poster.In other words, the Heavenly Emperor is planning to reward all sophomores, juniors, seniors, and seniors this day, except for freshmen, right?

"Okay, cheer up, come on, come on, the teacher believes in you!"

Teacher Cang clapped his hands to boost morale.

"Teacher, don't be joking. We have only learned the magic of immortals for a year, and we are still at the stage of reciting formulas and understanding the history of immortals. How can we compare with senior brothers and sisters?" Zhang Yu, a fair-skinned beauty, took the lead in complaining about the truth.

"That's right, teacher, why don't you just threaten the sophomores and say that we will get half of the prizes later, or we will strike." Josh, the god of thunder who fell asleep as soon as the class came, woke up, and let out thunder as soon as he opened his mouth, " I think they must agree, otherwise we will strike and only three of them will be in the class, and the sophomore will definitely be the last one, no matter how generous the Emperor of Heaven is, there is no reason to reward the three classes."

Uh.

The students were stunned for a moment, and then they reacted in an uproar: "That is, let them share the prize with us equally! Without us, they can't get the prize."

"That's right, since it's a competition, there's no reason to reward the last place. If we strike, they'll be last in their sophomore year."

"That's right, we haven't won any prizes from the school since we came to Heaven."

It is true to say that these people in the class, except for Su Xiaole who has not opened the fairy spirit, are probably all academic masters in the mortal world, and at least they are also top-notch special students with superpowers.Since I came to Heaven, I haven't even had a prize hair, and I really can't arouse everyone's enthusiasm.

So, Teacher Cang thought about it, blinked his eyes and said, "I didn't hear anything."

After finishing speaking, he twisted the little PP egg and left.

The remaining students looked at each other in blank dismay.

After a long time, Danielle's voice sounded faintly: "'Mo' means 'acknowledge'."

So, the whole class exploded again.

Then, cheers!

So, that night, Su Xiaole suffered from insomnia, because he had already received the task: as the leader of the first class, he went to negotiate with the sophomore.

"We trust you, come on!" Before school, Nie Shuiwu, Dianxin Wuchen and others all clenched their fists to cheer Su Xiaole.

Su Xiaole could only smile wryly.Come on, I don't have any celestial power. In this fairy world where everything is said by strength, a rookie like myself with zero celestial power will be instantly reduced to scum when he speaks.

She guessed right.

The class monitor of the sophomore year really deserved his name and "received" Su Xiaole on the playground.

"Are you the legendary Su Xiaole in freshman year?"

legend?

Although Su Xiaole didn't know when she became a legend, she still nodded after scratching her head: "It's me. You are the senior brother Zhao Jun, the class monitor of the sophomore year?"

"I know you can call me 'Senior Brother', but I haven't gone crazy yet." Zhao Jun folded his arms and smiled, "But it's useless even if you call me Senior Brother. Although I have a heart of pity, I can't lose the interests of the whole class."

After thinking for a while, he couldn't help laughing and added: "By the way, your freshman year is really the most arrogant one, and you actually set your mind on the senior brothers and sisters at the next level. Hehe, you are even crazier , actually came to negotiate."

Su Xiaole lowered her head in embarrassment.Indeed, she also felt that Josh's idea was a bit wrong. After all, there was no reason to rob people of prizes like this.

However, since he is the squad leader, he is determined to stand on the side of his own class interests.

"If I remember correctly, you should have just finished memorizing the formulas, and you haven't learned the basic moves, let alone mastered them. Heck, what do you use to negotiate terms with me?"

Uh.

Is it really going to be serious?

Su Xiaole shrank her neck unconsciously, and her face became even paler.She has been a good baby who never fights since she was a child, not to mention the fights in the heavens, she is cheating!

Looking at Su Xiaole who was frightened by the second, Zhao Jun smiled unconsciously, and suddenly remembered his little girlfriend who was a loli in high school in the mortal world: "Well, if you are willing to use beauty tricks on me, I can consider dividing the prize between you three." one-third."

It is impossible to give half to the other party, that can only show your incompetence as the squad leader.If you give one-third, you have already negotiated anyway, and this one-third of the prize is just a gift that the senior brothers and sisters tolerated for the younger brothers and sisters.

Beauty plan?

Poor Su Xiaole is struggling with these three words at the moment.

Beauty tricks... three words that she thought she had nothing to do with in her whole life.Su Xiaole bit her finger and grinned.

"Although, you have nothing to do with beauties." Zhao Jun made up his sword, "But generally this kind of thing is called that."

Uh.

Su Xiaole is awkward there.

"Okay, I don't think you have any other ideas, so come on." As he said, Zhao Jun put his hands on Su Xiaole's shoulders, with the urgency unique to lustful people, "As a squad leader, you should Do you know that you use yourself to benefit the class?"

As he spoke, his mouth moved closer.

"what--"

Before Su Xiaole could scream, Zhao Jun was instantly frozen into an icicle, motionless.

Uh.

Su Xiaole turned her head, sure enough, she saw Ye Leng Leng coming.

Hate it come so fast.

After finally being molested, I wanted to act like a good woman who was molested.As a result, the exclamation was not over yet, and the insolent person stopped Ye Lengleng for a second.

Rolling her eyeballs, Su Xiaole continued to scream, and then covered her chest: "No, don't come here, don't touch me! Ya Lingdie~~~"

choke!

Ye Leng looked at Su Xiaole's performance with forgetfulness, and helped his forehead.

Finally, after Su Xiaole performed all the sets and was satisfied, Ye Lengleng took her hand and dragged her away.

"The negotiation won't work, I'll help you make a blackboard that can get No.1."

Drag Su Xiaole to a corner where there is no one, Ye said coldly.

"No.1?" Su Xiaole bit her finger, feeling a little moved.After thinking about it, he shook his head like a rattle, "But they want me to negotiate with the sophomore and get half of their prize."

"What's the difference? When we get No.1, the best and richest prize will be ours. Do we still need their half of the No.3 prize? Alright, let's go back."

Uh.

That seems to be right.But in my heart, I clearly felt that this was not the case.

It wasn't until the next day that Danielle put a paper agreement in front of Su Xiaole, saying that she had persuaded Zhao Jun to sign the agreement to share the prizes equally, and Su Xiaole didn't know what she really wanted.

Perhaps, what Ye Leng Leng said is right. Fundamentally speaking, being able to get the first prize is indeed better than sharing the No. 3 prize. After seeing Ye Leng Leng's strength, Su Xiaole has no doubt that she can Do that.

However, Danielle casually threw that paper agreement in front of Su Xiaole, and she knew what she wanted.Yes, she is still a mortal at heart, with her own vanity. Since she was ordered to persuade Zhao Jun as a squad leader, the desired result is to share the prize equally.Perhaps, the same is true of the students in the class. At the age of ten, what they want most is not the prize at all, but to single out the sophomore if they have nothing to do.

"It's not easy to get this agreement, is it? Are you injured?" Su Xiaole was a little grateful, but also a little embarrassed.

"No. You know that I practice mind reading, and negotiating with people is my specialty." A faint smile, a faint indifference.

Su Xiaole grinned unconsciously.