[Pirates] Dangerous people

palm, and immediately sprayed out the tea, "Pfft! Why did you hit me all of a sudden!!"

"You snorted just now! Ah?!! Think I didn't hear you!! You ignorant, romantic idiot!!" Nami slapped him hard on the back, and the clapping sound was extremely clear. All of a sudden, the whole person was hugged into a warm embrace, and a gentle whisper came from his ears——

"I love you!"

The living room was silent for a moment, and the only witness, Robin, looked at Sauron with a very calm expression when he suddenly hugged Nami in his arms and made a remarkable confession, looking slightly surprised, "Ah, the two of you have grown up. Has it reached this point?"

Zoro felt his whole body covered in cold sweat, and Nami in his arms gradually exuded an aura of rage. Before he could explain clearly, there was a violent kick from behind, and before he could react, he hit the wall directly! "Well!!"

"What did you bastard do to Nami-san!!! Smelly green algae head!!!" Sanji put down his legs aggressively, and his whole body was in a state of rampage. Before Sanji who appeared at the same time could stop him, he went up and grabbed Clinging to Sauron's clothes, he yelled loudly, "A real confession is only formal if you kiss each other! But I won't give you this chance, bastard green algae!!!" After that, he was confused by the situation again Sauron kicked and hit the door panel, and the wooden door panel shattered, and the splashed wooden pieces almost splashed on Luffy and Lucy who heard the sound.

Lu Xi hurriedly pulled Lu Fei over to prevent him from being stabbed by sharp wood chips, but just after pulling Lu Fei, he was suddenly hugged by his backhand, followed by his neck being pulled down suddenly, and there was a touch of something that didn't belong to him on his lips. breath.

"...Huh?" Now, not only the fight between Sanji and Zoro stopped, but also Nami who wanted to beat Zoro, Robin who was watching the fun, and Chopper and Usopp who heard the voice, The entire petrification is stiff! !

Lu Xi stared at Lu Fei who suddenly kissed him with wide eyes, his body stiffened in astonishment, his mind went blank, and he even lost his ability to react in an instant!

……what happened?Why is Luffy suddenly kissing himself? !This... this is simply too strange! !

And Lu Fei who kissed Lu Xi was also at a loss. After letting go, he looked at him blankly and scratched his head, "Ah... Al?? Why did I suddenly eat Lu Xi's lips? It's so strange..."

"I know! This is a confession of love!!" Sanji slapped his hands to express his excitement. It turns out that Luffy and Lucy are a couple!

However, at the same time he clapped his hands, Zoro suddenly hugged Sanji beside him, and said loudly, "I love you!!!"

--ha? ? !

Sanji was caught off guard and caught in the arms. When he realized what happened, his face turned from pale to red, he pushed Zoro away and kicked him directly on the head, his face turned green with anger, "You Are you crazy!! You bastard Chlorella actually likes men perverted!!!”

Zoro was also taken aback, and even let Sanji kick his head, looked at his hands in amazement, then raised his hand and grabbed his ankle, roaring innocently, "Who likes men, you horny brow!! I am To do this kind of thing involuntarily is simply inexplicable, and the body is out of control!!"

What's going on, it's the same with Nami just now, suddenly he ran over uncontrollably and hugged Nami and said such strange words, 'I love you', how could he say such disgusting words, Zoro I couldn't help yelling at Nami, "Did you do something to play tricks on me?!"

Nami ran over and slapped him, and cursed, "Who would use this method to fool you, idiot!!"

Hearing Sauron's accusation, Lu Fei also called Qu, "Me too!! I just went to kiss Lucy for no reason. Hey, what's going on?? Suddenly my body is out of control, so is Sauron??"

Sauron gave him a strange look, his face full of astonishment, "You just... did you really do the same?"

Having said that, the problem is a bit wrong, Lu Xi touched his lips, glanced at Luffy, and felt strange, "That is to say, what you did just now was all involuntary and out of control?"

"Nonsense!! Otherwise, I will hug Nami and say 'I love you'! I'm not looking for death!! And the stinky cook!!" Zoro seemed quite innocent about this, but was caught by Nami again because he didn't know the art of speaking. Mi and Sanji beat them together.

"Hey? How did this happen??" Chopper asked nervously, "Are you sick?"

"No, no, how is it possible, Zoro and Lufei, they don't even know what illness is, I think their brains have been smashed." Usopp didn't believe that they would get sick, and he was usually strong. Like Neptunes, how could it be possible to get sick? Sure enough, their brains were broken.

Robin held his chin, smiling very mysteriously, and then made a joke with Usopp's words, "Or, Mr. Swordsman and Mr. Captain were pierced through the heart by the arrow of the god of love, and found their true love? "

Usopp quickly waved his hand, denying her words, "Robin, what you said is so scary, shooting through the heart or something..."

Nami didn't believe this kind of nonsense. It just happened to be such a coincidence that only Luffy and Zoro were recruited. Isn't it too strange, and what they did seems to be related to the conversation with Robin just now. He couldn't stop asking, "Even if I'm sick, it's impossible for such a coincidence to be related to the marriage proposal I mentioned..."

Robin thought about it for a while, and it was indeed the case. It seems that everything has changed strangely since Sauron and Luffy entered the living room just now. Is there something wrong with this living room? "Speaking of which, they all suddenly became like this after entering the living room..."

These words caught the attention of Sanji and Sanji, they thought of one thing at the same time, one rushed to Zoro and the other to Luffy in unison, "Did you steal the food from the kitchen?!!!"

Speaking of dishes, Sanji was shocked and rushed to the kitchen to rescue his precious dishes. After Sanji got their reply, he finally dropped his shoulders and covered his forehead with a headache, "Luci, I Didn't you tell Luffy to keep an eye on him, how could he still be eaten..."

Lucy felt a little guilty, he really didn't expect Luffy to be so messed up, and said apologetically, "It's my fault, I didn't take care of this guy, I'm sorry Sanji."

"Hey! I admit that I ate it secretly! It has nothing to do with Lucy! I forced Sauron to eat it, I apologize! They are innocent!!" His negligence caused his companions to be blamed that they should not bear.

Sanji scratched his head recklessly, but he didn't show any intention of blaming him. Now that things have happened, it's useless to hold him accountable. Besides, Lu Fei's gluttony is well known, and it's really not enough to rely on Lu Xi alone to deal with it. I could only sigh, "Well, since it has become like this, it's too late to scold..."

"Huh? Is it that serious? Could it be...the food is poisonous??" Seeing Sanji's 'hopeless' expression, Chopper guessed wildly in fright, but was rejected by Sanji.

"Ah... don't be so nervous, it's not poison or other deadly things, it's a rare and precious fungus," Sanji hurriedly said clearly to ease the tense atmosphere.

Usopp was taken aback. He thought that Sauron and Luffy had eaten something that shouldn’t be eaten as Chopper said. Isn’t fungus just a mushroom? What’s so scary, “It’s just a mushroom... ..."

Hearing this, everyone was relieved, it was just a mushroom, it was as scary as eating a poisonous mushroom.

Sanji frowned slightly, his expression looked helpless and funny, he lit a cigarette and looked at Zoro and Luffy, smiling very evilly, "This kind of mushroom is a rare species, and its taste is more than a hundred times more delicious than ordinary mushrooms, but The premise is to be fully cooked, otherwise..."

Zoro was eager to know what happened to him. Whether he was controlled or not controlled, he was very disgusted. He wished to kill Sanji, who deliberately tried to trick him, "What's going on?!!"

Sanji smiled insidiously, deliberately to whet his appetite, with curly brows raised high, and his face was also extremely cheap, holding a cigarette and said arrogantly, "Please, Chlorophyta, or I will let you say 'I Love you' oh hehe~~~"

"You bastard..." Sauron wished he could slash the stinky curly eyebrow with a knife.

Nami raised her forehead, when did Sanji want to be so naive to let Sauron admit defeat, and besides, she didn't want to be hugged and confessed to him all the time, and the person was still the least romantic Zoro, it felt disgusting to think about it, Couldn't help urging, "Speak quickly, Sanji."

"Yes~~cute Nami-san~~~" Sanji ran to Nami with a sly smile, and turned to Sauron Deser, "Let me tell you Chlorella head, this kind of mushroom is called puppet mushroom, and it is indeed poisonous , but this toxicity will disappear completely after being fully cooked, otherwise, it will be controlled like a puppet. The way to get hints is to hear the words and voices closest to you. If you hear the same voice again, you will It will repeat what you said when you hinted, understand?"

Zoro and Luffy looked at each other blankly, then looked at Sanji together, tilted their heads, opened their mouths, and uttered a syllable, "Huh...?"

It’s like I didn’t understand it at all... Since Robin was the one who witnessed the whole process, he spread his hands and finally explained, "Mr. Chef means that Mr. Swordsman entered the living room while I was talking with Ms. Navigator. So the content of my conversation with Miss Navigator became the content of hints, and the clapping of Miss Navigator when she patted you became an order to carry out the hint, so you made the "marriage proposal" to Miss Navigator Hug and say I love you', and Mr. Captain, who arrived later, heard Mr. Chef's coincidence that "the real confession is formal enough to kiss each other" and heard Mr. Swordsman hit the door panel After the voice was hinted, he would kiss Mr. Demolition, am I right, Mr. Chef?"

"That's right, Robin-chan." Sanji confirmed with a smile.

Luffy grinned grinningly, without the slightest sense of tension, his left fist hit his right palm, and suddenly realized, "Oh...so that's how it is~"

"No, no, you definitely didn't understand," Usopp couldn't help complaining.

Luffy didn't understand, it doesn't mean Sauron didn't understand, he suddenly fell into a deep panic.

... Doesn't this mean that as long as he hears the sound of slapping, he will hug someone and say 'I love you'? ! !

...And Luffy would just grab someone and kiss him when he heard the sound of the boards hitting...? ! !

--No way? ! ! !

The author has something to say: the puppet mushroom was inspired by Ranma 1/2 hahaha! !In the comics, it was originally called Puppet Mushroom, but I thought it sounded like Ganoderma lucidum, so I changed it to a mushroom~

←_← I feel very fulfilled playing tricks on Zoro like this, and Luffy, was Lucy’s first kiss sweet~

It is said that I am painting ORZ with diamonds recently. If you don’t know children’s shoes, you can search for DIY diamond painting.

==I feel that it is much more fun than cross-stitch, that is... good!tired!ah!And there is... eyes!want!blind! ! !

But I can’t put ORZ down when I post it, so tangled

My friend sent me a family portrait of One Piece~~ Aww, so I am very excited to post it...

Yesterday I posted Sauron’s abs, can I say ORZ, today I posted Nami’s turbulent waves, good nosebleeds are about to come out... Tomorrow I will start posting Lobo, so happy>

Wait until everything is posted and put it up for everyone to see ~ um... == I hope I can post it when this article is over.

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Although Sauron is usually an informal person, he is still trembling about eating puppet mushrooms now, not to mention he has received such disgusting hints, no one wants to hug and confess to his companions for no reason, such things will kill him He, he can't do it.

After listening to Sanji's explanation and Robin's narration, the members of the Straw Hats, except for Luffy and Zoro, who were recruited, became deeply curious about this mushroom-just eating mushrooms will Hypnotized by hints... unlikely, right?

Usopp, who was suspicious at first, glanced at Zoro, who was facing the enemy, smiled, and then deliberately patted Chopper next to him, making a muffled sound, "Chopper, this is impossible!" Well, will there be such a magical mushroom, and if you eat it, you will be hinted or something..."

Seeing Usopp's actions, Sauron almost escaped through the window, or would it be faster to simply cover his ears?总之就在他绷紧了神经甚至做好准备又会拥抱某个人说'我爱你'并被揍一顿的时候……却什么都没有发生……

Everyone who saw this scene was quite surprised. Luffy, who was also hinted by the puppet mushroom, blinked his eyes, and immediately clapped his hands happily and shouted, "Ah!! The effect of that incredible mushroom disappeared, and Sauron didn't hug others. !!!”

But the moment he clapped his hands, Sauron rushed towards Robin who was closest to him reflexively, and raised his hand to hug her, but the moment his hand was about to touch Robin's body, six growths suddenly grew on his body. With one hand, he pushed his whole body to the back, almost breaking his waist, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"

The others were stunned for a moment, including Luffy who just thought that Sauron had dismissed the hint, scratched their heads, and looked at Robin wonderingly, "Robin, what's going on??"

Sanji smiled gloatingly, leaned over and squatted down to look at Zoro who was kneeling down, took a breath of cigarettes, and deliberately sprayed it on his face while he couldn't resist, "It seems that Chopper's fur is too thick, so the slaps are not clear enough That’s why you just escaped unharmed.”

"You...you stinky cook...cough!!" Zoro was tortured very hard, and coughed a few times after being choked by his smoke, wishing he could draw his knife and slash this sinister enemy with a smile, he hurriedly roared, "Robin!! Let me go!! I didn't mean to!!!"

This was Sauron's begging for mercy. Robin smiled and didn't care about it. He put down his hands and looked at Sauron who straightened up and planned to beat Sanji immediately. He kindly reminded, "Mr. Swordsman, if you leave Mr. Chef If you get too close, it will become the situation just now..."

Before she finished speaking, Usopp smiled and clapped his hands vigorously. Zoro's figure paused immediately, and he reached out and grabbed Sanji, who was about to run away, and hugged him directly, roaring with blue veins. ,"I love you!!!"

"Hahaha--!!!!!"

Hilarious laughter suddenly sounded in the living room. Usopp and Chopper rolled on the floor covering their stomachs while laughing. Nami and Robin couldn't help but laugh. Luffy on the side slapped his hands with a smile, but Sanji, who was finally separated, was hugged by Zoro again, and shouted angrily, "You f*ck stop Luffy!!! Otherwise, today's dinner is not for you asshole!!!"

"Ah!!" The threat of eating is a big taboo of Luffy, he stopped immediately, and bowed to Sanji very sincerely, "I'm sorry."

"...You give me enough, bastard Chlorella!!!" Sanji, who was tightly hugged in his arms, kicked Zoro out of his veins, hitting the wooden coffee table just in time. The sound was dull and powerful, hitting everyone's eardrums.

And at the same time as the impact sounded, Luffy suddenly leaned towards the nearest Nami. Fortunately, Nami was prepared and punched him flying, "What do you want to do!!!"

Luffy was directly sent flying, this time fortunately he didn't hit a wooden object, complaining endlessly, "I didn't mean it, Nami..."

It doesn’t matter whether it’s intentional or not, it’s a crime to do something that makes people want to beat him up, Nami doesn’t care how much they can’t help themselves, pointing at Luffy and Zoro and ordering, “Tell you, whoever is right I did something excessive and was fined [-] Berries! Did you hear me!!!”

"Uh..." Luffy also knew that [-] Berry was a lot of money, he didn't have any money, and he had to rely on Nami to spend money to have meat, so he grumbled, "Oh..."

"When will the damn hint of the pervert cook be lifted!!" Sauron just wanted to know about this matter. Since it was caused by mushrooms, there must be a time limit.If it was like this all his life, then he might as well just cut through his belly now.

Naogui Nao, Sanji also has a sense of proportion. Seeing that Zoro is getting more and more impatient, if he plays him again, he might really want to commit suicide in anger, so he breathed out a smoke ring to appease him, "Well... it should be After the food is digested and metabolized, it will lose its effect."

Zoro was obviously relieved when he heard this, glanced at him silently, then picked up the knife and prepared to go out.

"What are you doing?" Sanji frowned slightly, stopped in front of him, and reminded, "Dinner is coming soon, don't tell me you want to hide out to avoid this embarrassing situation, I have no problem with you leaving, but You have to eat dinner before leaving, understand!"

Sauron paused, seeing his persistent attitude, finally sighed, silently put the knife back to its original position, and then sat on the floor with closed eyes to rest.

In terms of eating, Sanji absolutely insists on his own principles, and will not let any of his partners leave hungry. Seeing that Sauron compromised, he couldn't help but curse in a low voice, "Bastard Chlorella..." and then turned to the others , "Anyway, this is caused by me and Sanji

Yes, I'm sorry for causing trouble to everyone. Anyway, we will make up for you with delicious food later. Please wait patiently. "

"It's nothing, it's not your fault, Sanji." Luffy was quite generous, but in return for Lucy's finger tap, he smiled indifferently.

Although Luffy was at fault for stealing, he was also responsible for not telling everyone to pay attention. Sanji would never shirk responsibility, so he nodded apologetically and hurried to the kitchen to make dinner.

As for the fussy Usopp, he finally stopped teasing Luffy and Zoro under the pressure of Nami's fine. After all, he couldn't earn that much money in his life, and he couldn't exchange the captain for it. For bounty, it's better to be safe.

What the Straw Hats didn't expect was that they had had enough of Sauron and Luffy, but Sanji hadn't had enough of the freshness of the puppet mushrooms. After cooking the puppet mushrooms, he gave all the other dishes to Shan Zhi, slip back to the living room.

When we returned to the living room, there were only Zoro sleeping against the corner, and Luffy who was bored playing cards with Lucy.

"Where are the others?" Sanji felt that it was necessary to ask the whereabouts of other people to avoid accidents, especially Nami and Robin. they.

Lucy glanced at him, then looked down at the cards thoughtfully, stopped Luffy's thief who wanted to change cards secretly, and responded calmly, "Nami went to the rooftop to observe the weather, Robin is probably in Reading in the room, Chopper went to make medicine, Usopp is probably playing with those inventions, as you can see, Sauron is sleeping, Luffy and I are playing cards, is there any problem?"

This answer was not cordial enough, it almost turned into a questioning, Sanji was a little embarrassed, always felt that there was something wrong with Lucy's attitude towards him, so he smiled embarrassingly, "No problem..."

Lu Xi didn't make a sound, and was silent for a few seconds. He tossed the cards in his hand casually, and looked at Luffy, "I'm going to get some snacks, and I'll wait here, do you know?"

"Oh," Luffy looked listless because he had annoyed Sanji, worried that he would lose his share of dinner, and when he heard that he was going to get some snacks, he immediately cheered up and grinned, "Hey, that's nice of Lucy. "

Lucy smiled slightly, stroked his hair, then got up and walked towards the kitchen, when passing by Sanji, looked up at him, pursed his lips and left.

I don't know why, but just seeing Lu Xi's eyes, Sanji suddenly felt a little guilty, clutched his chest to gather his composure, then walked slowly towards Luffy, and started talking with him.

When Lu Xi returned to the living room with the snacks, he heard lively voices before he got close. Sauron's roar could be heard clearly in the corridor.

Two Chu——

"Bastard!! Why are you slapping your hands!! I don't have such a disgusting hobby!!!!"

"What are you doing, Sanji!! I don't want to kiss a man!!!"

Lucy raised his forehead, he knew it would become like this, he even suspected that Sanji let Luffy eat puppet mushrooms on purpose, although Sanji was indeed the one who made this dish, but the ingredients were Sanji’s first It was discovered that Chopper deliberately let Chopper spread the news that Luffy had a special meal for the evening, expressly wanting Luffy to steal it, so as to take advantage of it.

Even if Sanji and Sanji are the same person in the mirror image, and they like men, Lucy doesn't mean to discriminate, but he really can't stand such a person who racks his brains to hook up with the Straw Hats.

If Sanji really likes a member of the Straw Hats, he has nothing to say. The problem now is that this guy is basically the same as Sanji. too much.

Opening the sliding door of the living room, Lucy looked up and saw Luffy yelling at Sanji dejectedly. Zoro, who was also angry with him, was accusing him. As soon as he heard someone coming in, Luffy turned around and pointed at Sanji. complained with his own lips, "Look, Lucy!! Sanji is too much

Come and kiss me! ! "

Lucy twitched the corners of her mouth, raised her arms to prevent him from knocking over the refreshments, and sighed, "Kiss is just a kiss, it's not a big deal..."

Luffy doesn't know anything about feelings. It's good to teach him a lesson at this time, so as not to be deceived by others. Although he is strong enough, sometimes he is as simple as a fool. In this complicated world, It's hard to guarantee that no one will tamper with the food for the bounty, and it will be troublesome then.

"What!! Sanji said, kissing or something, you can only do it with the person you like!! I don't like Sanji!!" Luffy insisted on this, he didn't like Sanji at all , if it is with other members of the Straw Hats, if you don't beat him, it doesn't matter.

Lucy almost didn't cover his face. What did Sanji teach Luffy? He didn't understand the definition of liking, but he dared to say that kissing can only be done with the person he likes, but anyone can do it with Sanji?

"Then wait until you find someone you like and then kiss casually." Lu Xi couldn't say that his words were wrong, otherwise he would have to give him a physical hygiene class. Fei grabbed hold of it and couldn't move, "Luffy?"

"I like Lucy, and I don't find it annoying to be with Lucy!!" After saying this, Lu Fei suddenly grabbed Lucy's neck, tiptoed rudely blocked his lips, and gave him a kiss without hesitation.

Varied--? ! !

Caught off guard, Lu Xi didn't expect him to kiss him suddenly, and at the same time he was stunned and didn't even have a chance to dodge! !

This guy Luffy...are you kidding me! ! !

The author has something to say: Lu Fei, are you using your stupid cuteness to attack Lu Xi?

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Lucy really doesn't hate Luffy. He has always maintained a tolerant attitude towards this younger brother. Although it is not to repay the kindness of saving his life at the beginning, in terms of Luffy's simplicity and kindness, he is still very likable as a younger brother.

But even so, being likable does not mean that he wants to like it. Even if Lu Xi likes men all over the world, he will never touch Luffy's thoughts. After all, he exists as a younger brother, which defines that there can be no occurrences between them. Any out-of-the-ordinary emotion.

As for Sabo and Ace, Lucy didn't even bother to spit on them, and he didn't pour so much emotion into Luffy.

No matter how indulgent he is to Luffy, because he can treat the implied kiss as an accident, but Luffy's active kiss cannot be described as an 'accident'.

...Using 'curiosity' to describe it doesn't seem to be appropriate...

In short, Lucy looked at Lu Fei who left his lips with numbness and was stunned, but Lu Fei smacked his lips as if he hadn't realized what a terrible thing he had done, and even licked his lips with his tongue, frowning Accused, "Lu Xi, you actually stole food!!!"

"..." Other than being silent, Lucy really didn't know what expression or words he should use to solve the embarrassing situation in front of him.

"..." Zoro could only feel the corners of his mouth twitching uncontrollably. Isn't this kind of reversal plot too exciting?When he thought that Luffy really fell in love with Lucy, he found that the other party was just checking if he had stolen something... It was too unacceptable...

"..." Sanji felt that his heart was hit hard, and Luffy hated himself for kissing him. This kind of life is too much of a failure...

Lucy thinks that Luffy should be given a regular health education class, so it is too scary to kiss someone just to check if someone else is stealing food, not to mention whether he will be taken advantage of by strangers, even his companions on the ship It's too thrilling and exciting. If things go on like this, I'm afraid the younger brother who hasn't become the One Piece will be beaten to death by Nami, "Luffy, come with me."

"Hey?!! I still want to eat snacks-!" No matter how hard he struggled, Luffy was dragged away by him, and he didn't stop until outside the hotel, pouted, "Why don't you let me eat snacks?" , Lucy is too much!"

"...I'm doing it for your own good, because Sanji cooks a lot of meat, do you understand that eating dim sum will take up the space for eating meat?" Lucy babbled nonsense, first fooling around and then saving trouble.

But Lu Fei believed it, and stared at him with wide eyes, with an expression of admiration, "Oh... yes!! Why didn't I think of it, it really is Lucy who is the smartest!!!"

"..." Lu Xi suddenly felt like an idiot, couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and said seriously, "You are not allowed to kiss anyone carelessly in the future, you know? Except for hints."

Luffy blinked, not knowing why, and thought it was no big deal, "Why? I think kissing is like eating cotton candy, soft and warm, no wonder Chopper likes eating cotton candy."

... Do you know that Chopper will cry when he hears this... Don't sell your teammates like this, you will be struck by lightning! !

Lucy almost beat him to death, this kind of unrestrained words can also talk nonsense, it is the rhythm of death, sighed, "Kiss can only be with

Marriage is carried out, understand? "

"Hey... there are rules for this too..." Lu Fei frowned, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, "Marriage is so troublesome... Hey Lucy, do I have to get married to be the One Piece King? But I don't want to get married, otherwise, we two should get married."

"Cough, cough, cough!!!" Lu Xi didn't come up and was almost choked to death. What's the situation? He clearly said kiss, okay? One Piece' what's the point, which bastard told him? ! "Who told you that you can become the Pirate King only by getting married? Besides, you have to marry a girl to do things. I'm going to marry you!!"

"What Sanji said, he said that the One Piece became the One Piece only after he got married and had a baby. Speaking of which, Ace is indeed the One Piece's... Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsscss!!!" Before he finished speaking, his mouth was caught by Lucy Squeezing it hard, Lu Fei hurriedly patted his arm, sobbing inarticulately, "Mmmmm!!!"

"Ace's identity, if you talk nonsense about Ace's identity, I will tie your mouth into a dead button and you will never be able to eat meat, you know?!" It is a matter of Ace's life and death. Even if Lucy and Ace are not at odds, they will grow up together Brother, you can't let Lu Fei's innocence hurt Ace. Lucy withdrew his smile and stared at him seriously and warned, "If you don't want to kill Ace, just hide this secret, you know?"

"Yeah!" Luffy nodded hastily, and his expression became tense, "I know, but Sanji said that two men can also get married, and they don't have to have babies, isn't it great? I can't find it." Others marry me, Lucy you marry me."

"...Whoever wants to marry you, you can become One Piece without getting married, do you understand! If you want to get married, go to Nami and Robin, or Zoro and Sanji are also fine. I am your brother, how can I marry you! !" Lucy wanted to knock him to death, is this guy a muscle?What's the point of doing this after hearing one sentence?Get married!Even if you like a man, it doesn't have to be Luffy! !

"Ah... you can be the One Piece without getting married..." Lu Fei finally understood, let out a long breath, and patted his chest, "It scared me to death, since Lucy said it, then I believe Lucy, And I don't want to marry Zoro or Sanji either..."

So the topic still revolves around the damn question of who to marry? ?If Sanji said that you have to sleep with a man to become the Pirate King, wouldn't this guy immediately strip off and lie on the bed and let others ravage/ravage him? ! !

Lucy felt that he was out of temper. Luffy's naivety was too much. He had reached the point where he didn't know about personnel. If he was cheated away one day, he would be happy to help Berry, right? ! !

"...Hey, Lucy, are you angry...?" Even if he didn't know how to read words and expressions, Lu Fei could see Lucy's anger to some extent. After all, he was a brother who had been with him for several years. Now, Lucy, don't be angry..."

... Please say that so that people misunderstood even more ... Lu Xi almost wanted to cry.

Sighing, he could only accept his fate. Faced with the fact that he has a second-hand younger brother, he should have realized today. Marriage is two different things. Marriage is about your lifelong happiness. It has nothing to do with adventure or One Piece. It is called marriage when you find someone you like to live with. Whether it is a quarrel or an adventure, you will never abandon each other, whether it is eating If you are still sleeping, you will always think about the other party. If the other party leaves you, you will feel severe pain in your heart, instead of sincerely wishing the other party to find a better and more suitable companion, and even wanting the other party to stay by your side. Such a person, Only the person you like can get married, understand?"

"...Ah..." Lu Fei tilted his head and listened to his statement with some confusion, frowned, compared his feelings in his heart, and shook his head decisively, "Then I don't have anyone who wants to marry, I won't get married."

He understood so quickly, Lucy couldn't believe it, and subconsciously asked again, "You really understand?"

"Well, I understand," Luffy nodded, with a solemn expression, "Just like Ace, I like Ace, but I don't feel bad when Ace leaves, so even if I like Ace, I can't be with Ace." Ace is married, right?"

"...Well, you're right to understand that..." Right now, that's all I can say. Anyway, love is something that you can only truly experience when you encounter it. In short, it's good not to let Luffy be cheated by Sanji. The definition Everything is floating clouds, Lucy agreed with his statement, and patted his head as a reward, "Go back to eat when you understand."

"Yeah!" Lu Fei immediately opened the door with a smile and wanted to rush to the kitchen. He almost stepped through the door, and suddenly turned his head to look at him, "Hey, Lucy, why can't I marry you?"

"..." Co-authoring what I just said is in vain, right?Lucy stared, impatiently perfunctory, "I'm your brother, you can't marry your relatives if you marry people all over the world, understand?"

"...I see..." Luffy thought for a while and thought it was right. Ace is also an older brother, and he didn't want to marry Ace. Grandpa is also a relative. Marrying with grandpa is even more terrifying, so he nodded, "Then if I want If I marry Lucy, Lucy won't be my brother, right?"

...Damn it, do you have to drag me into the water to be reconciled...? !Lucy felt that Garp would definitely kill him by then...

Besides, why did he want to marry a bastard! ! ! "Am I your brother who doesn't even want to marry you, understand!! Even if you are willing to be fucked by me, I don't want to marry you!!!!"

Damn, if he struggles with this problem again, he will really beat him up! ! !Lucy is going crazy!

"...Oh..." Lu Fei responded, and then ran to the kitchen in one breath, so fast that Lucy didn't see his last expression clearly.