I rely on fortune-telling to become the favorite of the giants

In a sunny room, two kittens are playing with balls on the carpet.

Xie Qingmian held up her mobile phone, and the interface of the mobile phone was a video call with Xu Keke.

Xu Keke was staring at the kitten through the phone, clutching his chest as if he was so cute.

"It's so cute! Did you name them!"

"My mother took it. The yellow one is called Tiantian, and the colorful one is called Xinxin."

Xu Keke's expression froze: "What?"

Xie Qingmian was expressionless: "She said these two are just her little sweethearts."

Xu Keke: "Uh..."

Because the two fools, the three stunned and the four girls still don't know how to restrain their ghostly aura, Xie Qingmian was worried about the kitten's body, so she didn't let the big cat out to play with the kitten.

After teasing the cat, he told Xu Keke that after he went to his house tomorrow, he hung up the video.

Since the day he finished speaking, Xie Chenqian really didn't hold Xie Qingmian any longer, and bought a copy of everything he had written on the wish list before.

Xie Qingmian took a copper coin which could be regarded as an antique, and tossed it in her hand.

Lu Tao probably found out that he was blocked because of Xie Qingmian's meddling, but Xie Qingmian's background made him helpless, and finally got angry and wrote a very long negative review on Taobao.

It was an ordinary Taobao store with no decorations. Once the monthly sales were negative and the reviews were negative, no one came to the store to place an order.

In the evening, after Xie Qingmian took a bath, she went to her wine cellar to find a bottle of fruit wine, and went back to her room to drink while admiring the moonlight.

The fruit wine was specially brought back by Xie Chenqian for Xie Qingmian and Pei Jun to write about. The alcohol content is not high, and it is slightly sweet but not greasy.

The buzzing of his phone reminded him that he had received a message.

Xie Qingmian took a cursory glance, it was his brother who showed him the newly found driver's information.

After casually replying "Okay", Xie Qingmian was about to turn off the phone and continue enjoying the wine, but received a reminder to place an order from Taobao.

Master Guo Shi, who was at the initial stage of starting a business, immediately put down the wine in his hand, and switched to Taobao to see the information of the order.

The person who placed the order was a fortune teller, and after placing the order, that person did not immediately send a chat message.

Looking at the other party's continuous input, Xie Qingmian sent an emoji first.

Soon, the prompt in the input disappeared, followed by a message from the other party.

——Master, can you see the marriage?

Xie Qingmian tapped a few times on the phone's keyboard, and a message replied.

--Can.

After posting this article, before the other party finished editing the next sentence, Xie Qingmian sent another sentence.

——Give me the horoscopes of the two of you.

The input on the other side was suddenly interrupted, and after a while, two birthday characters were sent out from the other side.

After reading the two horoscopes, Xie Qingmian raised her brows, feeling a little interested.

He swished back to the man.

The customer service is pitiful: girl, he hasn't told you about marriage in ten years of long-distance love running, what do you think the other party thinks?

The customer service is pitiful: he has two marriage lines at the same time, you can observe his interpersonal relationship

After finishing speaking, regardless of the string of question marks sent from the opposite side, he added a sentence.

Little Poor: Wait for your confirmation before confirming the receipt. If you are not sure, you can refund the money.

Wen Yatong only wanted to find an online fortune teller when she was in despair. She attended her best friend's wedding today. Seeing her best friend's happy appearance in a wedding dress, she felt depressed when she thought of her boyfriend's marriage proposal being unsuccessful.

Wen Yatong placed an order to calculate the marriage. She originally wanted to find psychological comfort. She always thought that fortune-telling was just a trick of language. If you give a universal answer that is not likely to make mistakes, the customer will pay if he is happy.

But she didn't expect that the other party said that she and her boyfriend had been in love for ten years.

What shocked her even more was that the other party also said that her boyfriend had two marriage lines at the same time.

This statement seems to be more official after packaging, but its meaning could not be more obvious.

He was saying that her boyfriend cheated on her.

Wen Yatong couldn't believe the answer. She and her boyfriend have been together since high school, after three years of high school, four years of college and more than three years of work, how could they cheat.

"Impossible." Wen Yatong tried hard to brainwash herself, but suspicion arose in her heart.

In the past two years, my boyfriend did often go out on weekends, saying that he was having dinner with his colleagues, and sometimes he looked at his mobile phone and laughed for no reason. When asked, he replied that he watched a funny video.

But he obviously didn't wear earphones, and the phone didn't have video sound.

After being pointed out by Xie Qingmian, Wen Yatong felt more and more that there were many things wrong with her boyfriend in the past two years, but she was always blindfolded by love.

In other words, he was blindfolded by what he thought was ten years of love.

……

After replying to the message, Xie Qingmian muttered in a low voice why she had been hanging on this kind of scumbag for ten years.

After finishing the remaining fruit wine in the bottle, the moon outside just happened to be hidden in the clouds.

The alcohol content of the fruit wine is not high, but Xie Qingmian can't hold too much alcohol and it is easy to get on the face. After drinking a glass, the cheeks will fly into a glow.

Tremblingly got up and returned to the bed, not long after covering the quilt, Xie Qingmian fell into a drunken sleep.

After Xie Qingmian fell asleep, a figure appeared in the corner of the room.

The figure came out of the darkness, and slowly came to the bed, the hand hidden in the big black sleeve slowly stroked Xie Qingmian's cheek, and put his thumb on the corner of his mouth to caress gently.

"Bo Tingjun."

Suddenly being called by name, Bo Tingjun's body froze suddenly, but Xie Qingmian, who was in sight, did not open his eyes.

Just drunk talk.

Listening to the man muttering his name, Bo Tingjun chuckled inaudibly.

"Asshole." Xie Qingmian frowned unconsciously, but soon Bo Tingjun's hand was smoothed away.

Bo Tingjun stroked Xie Qingmian's eyebrows gently, and responded in a low voice: "Well, you're a bastard."

Looking at the person in front of him, he sniffed again, moved his lips and said, "Where are you?"

Bo Tingjun's hands paused, and with a wry smile, he leaned down and kissed Xie Qingmian's forehead lightly.

"I'll see you."

……

Early the next morning, Xie Qingmian was woken up by the sun, and looked at the window with sleepy eyes, only to realize that she forgot to draw the curtains last night.

"Hmm." He sat up from the bed with difficulty, stretched himself, and hesitatingly went to the bathroom to wash up.

After washing his face and coming out, Xie Qingmian woke up a lot, picked up his phone to charge it up, only to find that the fortune teller had replied to his message in the middle of the night last night.

--Grandmaster!hello! !He really cheated! ! !

——Master, I am so sad, I have been with him for ten years!Ten years of long-distance love!I thought I was going to run to the end, but who would have thought that he would fork off halfway and turn into the path, and be with his apprentice from the online game!

——Master, can you figure out my future marriage path? QAQ, I'm already 27.

Xie Qingmian sat on the side of the bed with the charging cable of her mobile phone, and returned to her.

Poor customer service: palmistry, right hand

Wen Yatong quickly took a photo of the palm of her right hand and sent it to Xie Qingmian.

After reading it, Xie Qingmian replied to her.

The customer service is poor: peach blossoms will be more prosperous next year, seize the opportunity, your marriage will be smoother, and you will be fine when you get over this hurdle

After receiving this reply, Wen Yatong finally healed some blood from the scumbag's injury, happily clicked to confirm receipt, and contributed a good review.

After breakfast, Xie Qingmian also saw her new driver.

He pointed at this somewhat cruel man and asked Xie Chenyu: "Brother, where did you find it???"

Isn't this the black impermanence of the underworld! ! !

The underworld is so bleak these days that they are going to come out to do part-time jobs! ! !

Xie Chenqian didn't know Fan Wujiu's identity, so he finished his breakfast slowly and wiped the corners of his mouth: "Your new driver, I can only rest assured that he will follow you when doing those things in the future."

"..." Come on, it's really reassuring.

Taking his new "driver" out of the yard and getting into the car, Xie Qingmian only asked after making sure that his brother couldn't hear the sound.

"What's going on? Hei Wuchang can't continue working and resigned from the underworld???"

Fan Wujiu thought of what Bo Tingjun had ordered, and squeezed his hand holding the steering wheel slightly: "Part-time job."

Xie Qingmian:? ? ?

Do you think I believe it?

Seeing that Fan Wujiu didn't intend to tell the truth, Xie Qingmian gave up asking, reported the location of Xu Keke's home, and asked again: "Can you drive? Is there a car in the underworld?"

The last sentence was really curious by Xie Qingmian.

Although he knows some things about the underworld, he has never been to the underworld.

There is no way, after death, he was arranged by the stingy way of heaven, and was trapped on the nameless mountain like a lonely ghost for thousands of years, not even being able to go to the underworld.

"It will drive." Fan Wujiu stepped on the accelerator, and while Xie Qingmian wasn't paying attention, he pretended to glance at the car's interior mirror inadvertently.

When he was about to arrive at Xu Keke's home, Xie Qingmian remembered that there was another Du Yuquan in his home.

He brought Heiwuchang to the door like this... What should Du Yuquan do?

Xie Qingmian cleared her throat, and tried to start a conversation: "Has there been any problems in your underworld recently?"

One second passed, two seconds passed, one minute passed.

no answer.

Xie Qingmian's bad temper was ignited, and she directly took out a talisman with her backhand and wanted to stick it on Fan Wujiu's body.

"I'm driving." The words without any emotion suddenly came from the driver's seat to the back, "Master Xie, please don't disturb me."

Xie Qingmian: ...

This driver can't be used for a day.

As soon as the words fell, the car arrived at the place, Fan Wujiu stepped on the brakes and parked the car in the parking space of the community.

The moment the car came to a complete stop, Fan Wujiu's body tensed up suddenly, and a moment of panic flashed in his originally calm eyes.

Xie Qingmian was just getting out of the car, so she didn't notice the movement in the driver's seat.

After he got out of the car, he knocked on the window of the driver's seat after waiting for a long time before Fan Wujiu got out of the car.

"Can't get down? Or are you waiting outside?"

Fan Wujiu slowly put away the panic in his eyes, held his chest for two seconds, and then opened the car door and got out.

Seeing people coming down, Xie Qingmian walked into the corridor of the community.

Because it is an old community, there is no property management, the corridors of the community are damp and no one cleans it, and there are even large areas of mold and dust falling from the corners.

Xie Qingmian walked up the stairs, but Fan Wujiu, who had been silent all this time, spoke.

"Because of the increase in population and the decrease in newborns, the operation of the underworld has been somewhat serious in recent years."

Xie Qingmian didn't expect Fan Wujiu to answer his question suddenly, and looked back at him in surprise, but didn't see his expression.

Forget it, don't care.

Xie Qingmian said, "For example?"

"Because the number of deaths is increasing day by day, the number of errands cannot keep up with the growth rate, so the workload of each errand can only be increased, resulting in frequent mistakes."

"Understood, will some souls be missed?"

"Yes."

Then Du Yuquan's matter made some sense, he was the one that was missed.

Walking to the door of Xu Keke's house, Xie Qingmian didn't knock on the door immediately, but told about Du Yuquan.

"Later, you can send him down by the way, so that I don't have to set up an altar and ask a ghost messenger." Although I don't know why Fan Wujiu came to him to work as a ghost messenger, but the labor force that came in vain is not in vain.

Fan Wujiu pursed his lips, and quietly looked in a direction behind Xie Qingmian.

After waiting for a while, Xie Qingmian heard Fan Wujiu hum.

Xu Keke came to open the door: "What's the matter, who are you chatting with outside, and you didn't knock on the door after chatting for a long time."

"Talk to my new driver." Xie Qingmian went in and changed her shoes, pointing behind her without looking back: "My new driver, just call him Fan Wujiu."

"Fan Wujiu?" Xu Keke was taken aback, "Isn't that the name of Hei Wuchang?"

Xu Keke was shocked, and pointed at Fan Wujiu's trembling hand: "He, he, he...he can't be Heiwuchang."

Xu Keke swallowed her saliva, and hugged Xie Qingmian's arm: "Did you invite to take Du Yuquan away?"

"I didn't invite Du Yuquan away, my brother invited me to be my driver." Xie Qingmian patted Xu Keke's shoulder, "Take Du Yuquan away just by the way."

Du Yuquan came out of the kitchen, holding a pair of chopsticks in his hand: "Brother Xie is here, I cooked instant noodles, do you want some?"

Du Yuquan had to start with Xu Keke before he could touch the entity.

At Xu Keke's house, Du Yuquan watched Xu Keke eat and drink spicy food every day, but he couldn't eat or smell it. He could only watch the appetizing food enter Xu Keke's stomach one by one.

A day or two later, Du Yuquan finally couldn't bear it anymore, and begged Xie Qingmian with snot and tears, and finally found a way - that is, Xu Keke could use incense to make offerings to Du Yuquan, so that Du Yuquan could be by Xu Keke's side Encounters within range.

That is, to be able to eat.

Since then, Du Yuquan has been immersed in cooking all kinds of delicacies every day. In his words, he must eat well before he dies, so as to save him from being a poor man with no money to eat in his next life.

Xie Qingmian walked to the sofa and sat down, seeing Du Yuquan wearing a pink piggy page apron: "Eat more today."

Hearing what Xie Qingmian said, the smile on Du Yuquan's face faded in a second: "What, what's wrong."

"The one next to me is Heiwuchang, let him send you down to go through the process of reincarnation later."

Du Yuquan looked at Xie Qingmian dryly, then at Fan Wujiu who was a little scary, finally blinked dryly, and said hello dryly.

Seeing Du Yuquan like this, Xie Qingmian comforted him: "You can't keep consuming like this, although I can maintain your yin energy for you now, but as time goes by, you will gradually become weak until you disappear."

"Oh QAQ."

Du Yuquan also knew it, but Fan Wu's rescue was too sudden, and the shock to him was too great.

He looked at the chopsticks in his hand and said aggrievedly, "Can you wait until I finish eating the instant noodles? I'll leave after I finish eating! Really!"